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(Yahoo)   Australian man sets Guinness world record for the widest tongue. With his winnings, he will not relocate. Happy to stay down under   (au.news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2010-09-16 4:57:40 AM  
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2010-09-16 7:04:09 AM  
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2010-09-16 7:11:15 AM  
Last month proud mum Julie Sloot said her son's tongue was "huge".

Fap?
 
2010-09-16 7:30:11 AM  
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2010-09-16 7:41:06 AM  
At first I thought, "Oooh, kinky." Then I saw the picture and changed my mind.


/Ew.
 
2010-09-16 8:03:13 AM  
Well, I see it's already too late to post "This thread perfectly fine without pictures"...
 
2010-09-16 9:44:21 AM  
FTFA, it said he lost his license. I can only suspect it was from drunk driving. I hope the judge gave him a good tongue lashing.
 
2010-09-16 11:06:27 AM  
Is he going to go walkabout in the bush?
 
2010-09-16 11:35:59 AM  
I chuckle every time a dental tech says I have a large muscular tongue, while their boobies are smooshed against me.

Every, single, time.

/smooshed
 
2010-09-16 11:58:45 AM  
WHY DOES FARK EVEN BOTHER GREENLIGHTING TRIPE LIKE THIS?

We want real entertainment dammit.


/Janet.
 
2010-09-16 1:30:10 PM  
I Just measured

7.7 cm

:(

I thought I might have had a worlds record.
 
2010-09-16 2:20:35 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: I chuckle every time a dental tech says I have a large muscular tongue, while their boobies are smooshed against me.

Every, single, time

/smooshed


Well obviously your dentist has better looking hygienists than mine does. I've been told that before, but from the older ladies I want nothing to do with.
 
2010-09-16 3:16:30 PM  
yea_im_that_guy: StoPPeRmobile: I chuckle every time a dental tech says I have a large muscular tongue, while their boobies are smooshed against me.

Every, single, time

/smooshed

Well obviously your dentist has better looking hygienists than mine does. I've been told that before, but from the older ladies I want nothing to do with.


Tampa, FTW, in that regard.

Seems like I'm always running into cute or hot medical techs down here.
 
2010-09-16 3:36:19 PM  
Australian man sets Guinness world record for the widest tongue.

go on
 
2010-09-16 3:37:40 PM  
errr wait, I read that as "world's WILDEST tongue"


hell it's probably that as well
 
2010-09-16 3:39:11 PM  
Subby, You dear sir are a word ninja.

 
2010-09-16 4:24:54 PM  
Came here for the farkettes saying "yes please".
 
2010-09-16 4:25:35 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Well obviously your dentist has better looking hygienists than mine does. I've been told that before, but from the older ladies I want nothing to do with.

Tampa, FTW, in that regard.

Seems like I'm always running into cute or hot medical techs down here.


heheheheheh you said "down here"...
 
2010-09-16 4:53:41 PM  
JessicaRaven: Australian man sets Guinness world record for the widest tongue.

go on


Guess you didn't read my previous post.

How you do'in?
 
2010-09-16 4:57:28 PM  
quantum_jellyroll: StoPPeRmobile: Well obviously your dentist has better looking hygienists than mine does. I've been told that before, but from the older ladies I want nothing to do with.

Tampa, FTW, in that regard.

Seems like I'm always running into cute or hot medical techs down here.

heheheheheh you said "down here"...


Let's just say while I was typing, "hot medical techs," it just came to me.

/try the server
 
2010-09-16 8:33:01 PM  
Is it the length or width that matters?

/ hoping it's just how you use it
 
2010-09-16 10:29:38 PM  
He seems like a pleasant enough guy, but imagine french-kissing him. *shudder*
 
2010-09-16 10:33:26 PM  

cryinoutloud: He seems like a pleasant enough guy, but imagine french-kissing him. *shudder*


should be fine to me, looks wide but flat

it's the guys with the THICK tongues that are tough to french kiss, thing feels like it's swelling up inside my entire mouth
 
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