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(Some Guy)   Kate Gosselin takes time out of her busy schedule of not raising eight kids to pose in a bikini for People magazine   (thefrisky.com) divider line
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9408 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 15 Sep 2010 at 2:56 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2010-09-15 11:21:38 AM  
If you can look past the whole batshiat insane thing, she is pretty hot.
 
2010-09-15 11:24:30 AM  

jims4x4toy: she is pretty hot.


O hell yeah. I'd totally do her nicer, less coonty clone.
 
2010-09-15 11:31:24 AM  
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2010-09-15 11:33:54 AM  
How in the world has this biatch's 15 minutes not yet elapsed?
 
2010-09-15 11:35:52 AM  

tnpir: How in the world has this biatch's 15 minutes not yet elapsed?


Have you seen society lately?
 
2010-09-15 11:37:44 AM  
She's like a white, female Wilt Chaimberlain...

only less responsible to her children.
 
2010-09-15 11:51:06 AM  
Sorry, but fake boobs are not interesting.
 
2010-09-15 11:53:37 AM  

ricewater_stool: Sorry, but fake boobs are not interesting.


Damn right! Around here, we like our girls Photoshopped naturally!
 
2010-09-15 11:54:45 AM  
Oh, also, wtf are we calling her a Dumbass?
 
2010-09-15 11:55:28 AM  
I'd hit it, if only to see what it looks like down there, I bet it's a train wreck.
 
2010-09-15 12:07:11 PM  
Don't really know who she is but if she really had eight kids she looks pretty damn good.

Never understood the 'hot dog in a hallway' thing on Fark.

You know, regardless of how many kids a woman has, the friction between a man and a woman has more to do with the size of the man's penis and....

Ohhh...now I understand.
 
2010-09-15 12:17:14 PM  
Wouldn't touch her with yours, mate...

She's a hateful attention whore, who needs to be gone from our TV sets. I feel sorry for the kids.
 
2010-09-15 12:20:21 PM  
or will her eight kids hate her for this when they get a little older?

This will be the least important of the hundreds of reasons her kids will hate her.
One of the more important reasons will be walking in on her as she is licking old_toole's ass.
 
2010-09-15 12:27:42 PM  
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Dagnabbit! Michelle, you're gonna have to do a nude spread in Playboy to top this!
And by `spread', I mean your `flying-squirrel' labia fully extended!
 
2010-09-15 12:36:04 PM  
So, instead of you know, working out to lose more weight and toning exercises to get rid of some of the flab, she went the easy route and got a tummy tuck. What a real winner to stick it through until the end!
 
2010-09-15 12:46:20 PM  
I doubt she had the septuplets vaginaly. Im not even sure if she had the twins vaginaly. So at least the first inch or two would be fine. From there on in its probably Carlsbad caverns.

Inch in, inch out....
 
2010-09-15 1:07:46 PM  
You all have missed the most important horror point of this pic:

What's up with the Farrah Fawcett 70's big hair??? Surely, that's not coming back...
 
2010-09-15 1:13:57 PM  

SomeBrunette: You all have missed the most important horror point of this pic:

What's up with the Farrah Fawcett 70's big hair??? Surely, that's not coming back...


Us old guys can only hope so. Just leave the mom jeans behind.
 
2010-09-15 1:23:17 PM  

oldfarthenry: And by `spread', I mean your `flying-squirrel' labia fully extended!


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2010-09-15 1:32:15 PM  

R.A.Danny: SomeBrunette: You all have missed the most important horror point of this pic:

What's up with the Farrah Fawcett 70's big hair??? Surely, that's not coming back...

Us old guys can only hope so. Just leave the mom jeans behind.



Seconded, and don't call me Shirley.
 
2010-09-15 1:36:19 PM  

R.A.Danny: Us old guys can only hope so.


Crazy!
 
2010-09-15 1:44:42 PM  

SomeBrunette: R.A.Danny: Us old guys can only hope so.

Crazy!


Something you didn't already know?
 
2010-09-15 2:16:56 PM  
She may look okay in a photoshopped magazine cover, but she's still just an angry biatch.
 
2010-09-15 2:21:51 PM  
FlashHarry

she probably had a c section


//what the hell, a couple drinks and i'm there
 
2010-09-15 2:24:32 PM  

bongmiester: FlashHarry

she probably had a c section


//what the hell, a couple drinks and i'm there


You would probably have to buy her more than a couple drinks.
 
2010-09-15 2:29:04 PM  

SpaceyCat: So, instead of you know, working out to lose more weight and toning exercises to get rid of some of the flab extra skin and stretch marks, she went the easy route and got a tummy tuck. What a real winner to stick it through until the end!


FTFY. Think deflated mylar balloon.
 
2010-09-15 2:36:47 PM  
She has had about $250k worth of plastic surgery done care of the Discovery Channel. So I'm no more impressed than I would be with a blow up doll.. Bonus to the blow up doll for not having her whiny little voice.
 
2010-09-15 2:59:06 PM  
Wtf? no pics in thread yet?

/blocked at work
 
2010-09-15 3:01:27 PM  

mitchcumstein1: I'd hit it, if only to see what it looks like down there, I bet it's a train wreck.


Most likey delivered via caesarean section, so everything should be as it should.
 
2010-09-15 3:01:39 PM  

ricewater_stool: Sorry, but fake boobs are not interesting.


A wise man once said, there is no such thing as fake boobs. That water before bedtime thing, could really kill a mood...
 
2010-09-15 3:12:44 PM  
She cleans photoshops up pretty good
 
2010-09-15 3:12:46 PM  
FlashHarry [TotalFark] Quote 2010-09-15 11:31:24 AM
[HotDogInaHallway.jpg]

Her kids were born Caesarean.
 
2010-09-15 3:14:40 PM  
I would disappoint her. So long as she wore a ball gag and blindfold. She's got dead eyes.
 
2010-09-15 3:22:18 PM  
You know, if she looked like that when she was married, maybe that douchbag husband of hers would have been more willing to put up with all her soul destroying shiat.

A complete household may have made the kids happier rather then further embarassed, even if it didn't work out for Lindsay Lohan that way.
 
2010-09-15 3:22:45 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: She's got dead eyes.


Like a doll's eyes.
 
2010-09-15 3:28:53 PM  
Adobe Photoshop CS5 everybody!

let's give em a hand!
 
2010-09-15 3:29:38 PM  
old_toole:
or will her eight kids hate her for this when they get a little older?

This will be the least important of the hundreds of reasons her kids will hate her.
One of the more important reasons will be walking in on her as she is licking old_toole's ass.


A guy I trust told me a story about his friend, who confided that he'd had a three-way with a woman and this other guy, and just as they were, ah, "spit-roasting" her, her small daughter walked into the room, cried out "I hate you mommy", and ran away. Apparently they kept going. I love that story, even though that poor kid will be scarred for life.

And yet, Kate Gosselin is STILL a worse mother than that.
 
2010-09-15 3:37:16 PM  
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Would not even pity fark her. Once in, never out!
 
2010-09-15 3:37:48 PM  
You mean posed for the photo that the photoshop artist used as a guide for his painting of her.
 
2010-09-15 3:39:53 PM  
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2010-09-15 3:41:00 PM  
Come on guys, everyone of you know that if you had the chance you would. Even if it ment leaving mom's basement for five minutes.
 
2010-09-15 3:42:46 PM  
You know if you had sex with this woman, the whole time she would be grabbing the back of your head, screaming things in your ear such as:

"WHERE'S THE farkING RECEIPT, DADDY?"

"OH YEAH, BABY, USE THE COUPON...UUUUSE THE COUPON!"

"HEY, EVERYBODY GETS A TURN!"

Then, at the moment of climax, she will look at you and just roll her eyes......
 
2010-09-15 3:43:12 PM  
For all you farkers who wouldn't mind doing her, might I suggest that you have her wear one of these...

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you'll thank me later.
 
2010-09-15 3:45:37 PM  
Here's what any sane man would want to do with her:-

1. Meet in a club. Chat up using fake name.
2. Invite her to a back alley nearby for farking.
3. Immediately after getting your pants back on, GTFO.

I saw what she was like with her husband on that TV show and she was a total biatch. Then again, he was a pussy for just taking it.
 
2010-09-15 3:48:36 PM  
I don't believe anything I see on magazine covers anymore.

And Kate Gosselin is probably going to be remembered as one of the worst mothers, ever, when her kids grow up and write tell-all books about her. I hope she enjoys her day in the sun. She'll be hiding away from the tabloids in a decade.
 
2010-09-15 3:48:59 PM  

basemetal: She may look okay in a photoshopped magazine cover, but she's still just an angry biatch.


Ugly, fake & angry. Sounds like she'd fit in pretty well around here.
 
2010-09-15 3:50:49 PM  
I came across her show the other night, Kate + 8. They didn't even show the kids at all, just her biatching about whatever minute thing that annoyed her.
 
2010-09-15 3:51:54 PM  

ricewater_stool: Sorry, but fake boobs are not interesting.


If you can touch 'em, they're real...
 
2010-09-15 4:00:57 PM  
alkhemy:

"She's a hateful, spiteful attention whore, who needs to be gone from our TV sets. I feel sorry for the kids."

FTFY, and totally this!
 
2010-09-15 4:02:12 PM  

Galactic_Empanada: I came across her show the other night, Kate + 8. They didn't even show the kids at all, just her biatching about whatever minute thing that annoyed her.


TLC is obsessed with mislabeling.
 
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