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(News.com.au)   Husband kills his wife when she cuts the wires to his speakers. Another day, another stereotypical murder   (news.com.au) divider line
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8374 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Sep 2010 at 7:42 AM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2010-09-15 3:02:03 AM  
Good one subby.

I LOL'd
 
2010-09-15 3:55:54 AM  
hell yeah, if it's between the boom or the biatch, the biatch is going to lose each time.

/do I need to point out that i'm joking?
 
2010-09-15 4:11:23 AM  
Were they monster cables? Cause then I could understand.
 
2010-09-15 7:46:09 AM  
Man, that guy had some audacity
 
2010-09-15 7:46:38 AM  
This sounds analogous to another story I know.
 
2010-09-15 7:46:48 AM  
That was a pretty bass act. He'll be in treble with the law now.
 
2010-09-15 7:49:56 AM  
I don't know... The details of the story seem a little amplified to me.
 
2010-09-15 7:51:13 AM  
"Today I will kill my wife. No joke!" Sounds like a good Facebook status
 
2010-09-15 7:51:24 AM  
Man kills schizophrenic wife by feeding her 28 times her normal drug dose

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2010-09-15 7:51:31 AM  
What's the frequency of murders like this?
 
2010-09-15 7:51:59 AM  
This is the police. You're 5.1ed. Come out with your hands up.
 
2010-09-15 7:52:08 AM  
Something sounds funny about this story... I think I will wait to judge 'till I hear more details.
 
2010-09-15 7:52:36 AM  

Chiselphane: "Today I will kill my wife. No joke!" Sounds like a good Facebook status


Or perhaps a Tweeter update.
 
2010-09-15 7:55:11 AM  
It was a googolphonic stereo with a moon rock needle.

/OK for a car stereo, wouldn't want it in my house.
 
2010-09-15 7:56:11 AM  
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Seems like a pretty rude place to advertise your facebook account.
 
2010-09-15 7:56:39 AM  
28 times the daily dose? Well, that'll even out her mood. By which I mean, that'll equalize 'er.
 
2010-09-15 7:58:57 AM  
That is NOT funny, subby. NOT FUNNY. Murder should NEVER be stereotypical!

This is the last straw. I'm so sick of Farkers turning everything into a horrible pun. I'll never come back here AGAIN!!!

/false outrage, amidoinitrite?
 
2010-09-15 7:59:20 AM  
What was he so amped about?
 
2010-09-15 8:01:28 AM  

zootsuit: That is NOT funny, subby. NOT FUNNY. Murder should NEVER be stereotypical!

This is the last straw. I'm so sick of Farkers turning everything into a horrible pun. I'll never come back here AGAIN!!!

/false outrage, amidoinitrite?


You're a riot. Why don't you throw back a bottle of beer.
 
2010-09-15 8:03:07 AM  

haddie: Seems like a pretty rude place to advertise your facebook account.


Came here to say this, leaving with a second-place medal.
 
2010-09-15 8:03:54 AM  
I am also in the habit of writing little notes to remind myself of things I need to do, but they usually are about things I might forget, like "Get bread and T.P." Not "Kill wife".
 
2010-09-15 8:04:05 AM  
I wonder if she had woofers or tweeters.
 
2010-09-15 8:05:30 AM  
dude solo!
/back to mono
 
2010-09-15 8:05:35 AM  

red5ish: I am also in the habit of writing little notes to remind myself of things I need to do, but they usually are about things I might forget, like "Get bread and T.P." Not "Kill wife".


So you're not married, then?
 
2010-09-15 8:06:09 AM  
techmom
Chiselphane: "Today I will kill my wife. No joke!" Sounds like a good Facebook status

Or perhaps a Tweeter update
.

It's Twitter. One tweets on Twitter. I'll never do it.
 
2010-09-15 8:08:15 AM  

HelenKellersFingers: techmom
Chiselphane: "Today I will kill my wife. No joke!" Sounds like a good Facebook status

Or perhaps a Tweeter update.

It's Twitter. One tweets on Twitter. I'll never do it.


Caught that one like a bass.
 
2010-09-15 8:10:09 AM  
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Tan and Ang
 
2010-09-15 8:11:59 AM  

HelenKellersFingers: techmom
Chiselphane: "Today I will kill my wife. No joke!" Sounds like a good Facebook status

Or perhaps a Tweeter update.

It's Twitter. One tweets on Twitter. I'll never do it.


It's a pun. One uses one word in place of another (usually a homophone) in order to produce a humorous effect. Hint: stereos have "tweeters" that produce the higher-frequency sounds.

Now go ahead and pick at some of the boys' puns. I'll just watch.
 
2010-09-15 8:12:13 AM  

haddie: So you're not married, then?


No. Let me write that down. "Get married". I keep forgetting to do that.
 
2010-09-15 8:12:50 AM  
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Tan and Ang
 
2010-09-15 8:17:14 AM  

techmom: HelenKellersFingers: techmom
Chiselphane: "Today I will kill my wife. No joke!" Sounds like a good Facebook status

Or perhaps a Tweeter update.

It's Twitter. One tweets on Twitter. I'll never do it.

It's a pun. One uses one word in place of another (usually a homophone) in order to produce a humorous effect. Hint: stereos have "tweeters" that produce the higher-frequency sounds.

Now go ahead and pick at some of the boys' puns. I'll just watch.


Damn that's a sexy rejoinder.
 
2010-09-15 8:17:45 AM  

red5ish: No. Let me write that down. "Get married". I keep forgetting to do that.


OK now you can put down "kill wife".
 
2010-09-15 8:22:15 AM  
techmom:
HelenKellersFingers: techmom
Or perhaps a Tweeter update.

It's Twitter. One tweets on Twitter. I'll never do it.

It's a pun. One uses one word in place of another (usually a homophone) in order to produce a humorous effect. Hint: stereos have "tweeters" that produce the higher-frequency sounds.

Now go ahead and pick at some of the boys' puns. I'll just watch


Oh, now I see the pun.

/It's the part I hate about Fark.
 
2010-09-15 8:22:52 AM  
The amplitude of the pun in headline has caused me to laugh despite the obvious bias here.
 
2010-09-15 8:24:21 AM  
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2010-09-15 8:26:42 AM  

HelenKellersFingers: Oh, now I see the pun.

/It's the part I hate about Fark.


You really did pick the wrong website to frequent then. I would give you some sympathetic vibrations, but that really doesn't resonate with me for some reason.

/feedback?
 
2010-09-15 8:31:25 AM  
Why wasn't this woman in the nut house?
 
2010-09-15 8:38:03 AM  

techmom: HelenKellersFingers: Oh, now I see the pun.

/It's the part I hate about Fark.

You really did pick the wrong website to frequent then. I would give you some sympathetic vibrations, but that really doesn't resonate with me for some reason.

/feedback?


Apparently he doesn't have the capacitance to appreciate a really good pun, which is surprising given the frequency at which they occur on Fark. I guess we'll just solder on with our punnery while the resistors try to impedance us. My guess is that they have dipoler personality disorders.

/IC what you did there.
 
2010-09-15 8:38:39 AM  
Ha! I'd +1 you if I could, subby.
 
2010-09-15 8:42:46 AM  
The important question is did he have gold plated outlets for his stereo?!!! You need gold plated outlets to clean and condition the electricity to allow for the best sound possible!!!!
 
2010-09-15 8:45:01 AM  

dittybopper: It was a googolphonic stereo with a moon rock needle.


goddamnyousomuch.

/has whole act stuck in head now.
 
2010-09-15 8:45:04 AM  

dittybopper: I guess we'll just solder on with our punnery while the resistors try to impedance us. My guess is that they have dipoler personality disorders.


And not nearly enough magic smoke; I agree. They obviously haven't seen enough through-hole action... possibly not even a surface-mount. When done properly, thorough wetting is achieved.

/it all starts at the board level
 
2010-09-15 8:45:24 AM  

zootsuit: That is NOT funny, subby. NOT FUNNY. Murder should NEVER be stereotypical!

This is the last straw. I'm so sick of Farkers turning everything into a horrible pun. I'll never come back here AGAIN!!!

/false outrage, amidoinitrite?


Well, perhaps subby should have been more discreet.
 
2010-09-15 8:47:15 AM  

StarshipPooper: The important question is did he have gold plated outlets for his stereo?!!! You need gold plated outlets to clean and condition the electricity to allow for the best sound possible!!!!


Okay, so I thought that the salesman tried that crap on me because he was young and stupid and I was a female. Do the phrases "active conditioning" and "clean electricity" ring a bell too?
 
2010-09-15 8:51:14 AM  
Riley Martin is a friend of this man....

/O qua Tan zin wan...quarunsa, logiwan....O nee sayawon....
 
2010-09-15 8:59:27 AM  

techmom: StarshipPooper: The important question is did he have gold plated outlets for his stereo?!!! You need gold plated outlets to clean and condition the electricity to allow for the best sound possible!!!!

Okay, so I thought that the salesman tried that crap on me because he was young and stupid and I was a female. Do the phrases "active conditioning" and "clean electricity" ring a bell too?


No no no, trust me, you need the Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket.

It's only 147.72 dollars. I liked you so much I knocked off 28 cents!!!!!

it's gold plated, didn't you see the news. Gold is at an all time high!!!

Cryogenic heat treat hardened contacts
Solid brass contact construction
Three step 24k gold plating process
Triple wiper design increases contact area
Superior performance over standard receptacles

Look at that, not one, not two, but three step process!!!!
24K gold... and not double but triple the wiper design!

You have to act now, hurry hurry hurry. Oh oh, I see that other guy asking about these amazing outlets coming in right now. I think he's going to buy the last one!!!!
 
2010-09-15 9:00:08 AM  

bump: Tan and Ang


The fark? Is that top pic a picture of the Legendary Hawaiian Reverse-Panda?
 
2010-09-15 9:01:54 AM  

techmom: dittybopper: I guess we'll just solder on with our punnery while the resistors try to impedance us. My guess is that they have dipoler personality disorders.

And not nearly enough magic smoke; I agree. They obviously haven't seen enough through-hole action... possibly not even a surface-mount. When done properly, thorough wetting is achieved.

/it all starts at the board level


Glad to see this doesn't phase you, in fact it seems to resonate.
 
2010-09-15 9:04:16 AM  
The article is clearly distorting the facts and pickup on prejudices. It is Class B journalism: It needs more compliance with reality and should substitute loudness with high fidelity to the truth. I capstan these false allegations. The journalist lacks direct drive to get to the gold plated truth. A phase shift is needed
 
2010-09-15 9:07:42 AM  
DEATH BY STEREO!
 
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