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(Jalopnik)   Government spread chemical or biological agents over Houston on September 11th. NASA told to come forth and take the blame if they want to keep their budget   (jalopnik.com) divider line
    More: Scary, September 11th, biological agents, Houston, Houston area, jet aircraft, NASA, ice crystals  
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2010-09-14 5:22:31 PM  
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2010-09-14 5:24:59 PM  
Is this a chemtrails thing?
 
2010-09-14 5:28:54 PM  
What are they putting in our water??!?!?
 
2010-09-14 5:29:00 PM  
To this pilot that looks like a standard holding pattern.

/Move along, nothing to see here citizens
 
2010-09-14 5:29:40 PM  
I did it. My bad.
 
2010-09-14 5:29:51 PM  
Slow extermination of Texas....just let it happen, folks.
 
2010-09-14 5:30:09 PM  
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Come on, that's totally a streetlight.
 
2010-09-14 5:31:07 PM  
Oh, f*cking fine, I'll do it.

They also spread astronaut all over Texas in 2005, but you don't see me complaining about it.
 
2010-09-14 5:31:53 PM  
*sigh..

AWACS
 
2010-09-14 5:31:55 PM  
They were probably spreading thermite over the whole city...
 
2010-09-14 5:32:34 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Oh, f*cking fine, I'll do it.

They also spread astronaut all over Texas in 2005, but you don't see me complaining about it.


I was thinking it....didn't type it
 
2010-09-14 5:32:39 PM  

joness0154: To this pilot that looks like a standard holding pattern.


It scares the HELL out of me that Americans who grew to adulthood in twentieth century America do not know what that is. Jeezus H. Christ, people...It is over HOUSTON, a hub of our space program.
 
2010-09-14 5:33:31 PM  
Nothing known to man can get out the rotten taqueria truck smell.

I was born in Houston. It's a big hair, big house, big truck crack pit of a city.
 
2010-09-14 5:34:20 PM  

meatofmystery: Slow extermination of Texas....just let it happen, folks.


I live in Texas...but, really, it's for the greater good.
 
2010-09-14 5:35:18 PM  
OOhh, maybe someone will show up in this thread who can tell me the name of the mystical creatures you can summon with your mind who destroy chemtrails. I read about them in one of these threads but can't remember.
 
2010-09-14 5:35:19 PM  
I know many people were getting freaked out by it but not really in a bad way. Plus, that plane could have dumped a load of anthrax over the city and it probably would have *improved* the air quality around here.
 
2010-09-14 5:35:49 PM  
Turns out they were half correct. The odd contrails were actually the poorly-timed work of one of NASA's high-flying jet aircraft.

No, they were entirely wrong, as usual. And just what makes the timing so poor? Farking 9/11 has ruined everything. You hear that, terrorists? You won. You won a long time ago and you continue to score points.
 
2010-09-14 5:36:35 PM  
Chemtail people make my brain hurt. Do they think combustion producing CO & CO2 is a conspiracy too?
 
2010-09-14 5:39:42 PM  
I saw this posted on a local (to Houston) board. It looks like the Fantastic Four to me.
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2010-09-14 5:40:02 PM  
According to NASA, they were the product of a WB-57 used for high altitude research.

Well, that's exactly the kind of thing they would say, isn't it?
 
2010-09-14 5:42:25 PM  

joness0154: To this pilot that looks like a standard holding pattern.


I saw that on Saturday. It wasn't quite a holding pattern, there were some turns to different headings, and a circle to the left at one point. On closer inspection it looked like the WB-57 (new window)
 
2010-09-14 5:43:51 PM  
It's just Camouflaged Crystallized Cat Piss (CCCP) being spread over the city. Move along citizen.
 
2010-09-14 5:44:46 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: meatofmystery: Slow extermination of Texas....just let it happen, folks.

I live in Texas...but, really, it's for the greater good.


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The greater good.
 
2010-09-14 5:44:59 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: meatofmystery: Slow extermination of Texas....just let it happen, folks.

I live in Texas...but, really, it's for the greater good.


We'd be better off as a state if we could just lose everything east of the Brazos. Just keep Houston, we need the port and medical center.
 
2010-09-14 5:46:32 PM  
Obviously, they were dumping metallic solids into our water and oxygen supply
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2010-09-14 5:46:55 PM  

anonymous6494: joness0154: To this pilot that looks like a standard holding pattern.

I saw that on Saturday. It wasn't quite a holding pattern, there were some turns to different headings, and a circle to the left at one point. On closer inspection it looked like the WB-57 (new window)


I saw that when I inspected the article.
 
2010-09-14 5:48:06 PM  

CruJones: OOhh, maybe someone will show up in this thread who can tell me the name of the mystical creatures you can summon with your mind who destroy chemtrails. I read about them in one of these threads but can't remember.


Sylphs? (new window)
 
2010-09-14 5:48:27 PM  
A friend of mine works for the local paper and is the person most versed on conspiracy theories I know, because all the nutballs write in wondering why the paper isn't reporting on things like the reptilians that control the govt etc.

Speaking of, the other day I was at the local hipster coffee shop and there was a table nearby where a guy was blaring some metal out of laptop speakers. Thought it was a little odd, but then he started talking to his friends about the helicopter ("most badass I've ever seen outside of Airwolf") that once chased him at night, and of course, the chemtrails he had recently witnessed.

Then I realized he had set up his laptop to play music to drown out any listening bugs! My favorite part was where he was unsure about the reptilians because "that's a little crazy."

/cool story etc
 
2010-09-14 5:48:39 PM  

illicit: rufus-t-firefly: meatofmystery: Slow extermination of Texas....just let it happen, folks.

I live in Texas...but, really, it's for the greater good.

We'd be better off as a state if we could just lose everything east of the Brazos. Just keep Houston, we need the port and medical center.


Good point. I live in East Texas, so I know you're right.

/headed for the Hill Country
 
2010-09-14 5:48:56 PM  

Devil's Playground: Obviously, they were dumping metallic solids into our water and oxygen supply


That's obviously shopped. Rainbows are only for the sky.
 
2010-09-14 5:48:58 PM  

GWSuperfan: What are they putting in our water??!?!?


Hydroxylic acid, an industrial solvent that kills 1000s of people a year.
 
2010-09-14 5:50:08 PM  
That plane was clearly flying back and to the left.
 
2010-09-14 5:53:18 PM  

Jaakobi: GWSuperfan: What are they putting in our water??!?!?

Hydroxylic acid, an industrial solvent that kills 1000s of people a year.


What's worse is that's it's perfectly legal and requires no license to handle.
 
2010-09-14 5:53:27 PM  
Lol, I recently got perma-banned from a radio/broadcasting forum for calling bullshiat on a mod who loves to spout off on how the US Military is invading Canadian airspace to spread Chemtrails over Vancouver.

There's also a lady on that forum who is pretty sure the government is using directed particle beams to enhance the Chemtrails.

Bad case of Congenital Derpies on the forum.
 
2010-09-14 5:56:20 PM  
Tell this guy (new window) something he already doesn't know.
 
2010-09-14 5:56:38 PM  

dallylamma:
Bad case of Congenital Derpies on the forum.


I am so working that into a conversation sometime this week.
 
2010-09-14 5:57:30 PM  

jackbooty: Tell this guy (new window) something he already doesn't know.


I don't know what's worse: that that website exists or that tripod still exists.
 
2010-09-14 5:58:44 PM  

Donkey Hodie: I saw this posted on a local (to Houston) board. It looks like the Fantastic Four to me.


Yeah. those are some sloppy anarchists.. or, airwalk fans?
 
2010-09-14 6:00:36 PM  
Too busy watching college football on Saturday to go outside.
 
2010-09-14 6:03:27 PM  

joness0154: To this pilot that looks like a standard holding pattern.

/Move along, nothing to see here citizens


Fair enough.
Now, would you mind explaining what THIS is?

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2010-09-14 6:03:51 PM  
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Cool plane.
 
2010-09-14 6:04:28 PM  
Donkey Hodie
I saw this posted on a local (to Houston) board. It looks like the Fantastic Four to me.

Hey, that's an anarchy symbol.
 
2010-09-14 6:06:57 PM  
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2010-09-14 6:09:28 PM  
Look, people. Just face facts. If the U.S. government wanted to douse you with chemicals, they'd just farking well do it. What are you going to do about it? They have absolutely no need for secrecy. If they decide to throw an "MLULTRA II: Son of MKULTRA" party, just relax and enjoy the ride. You ain't gonna be able to stop them.
 
2010-09-14 6:11:42 PM  
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on the ground.
 
2010-09-14 6:12:44 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: illicit: rufus-t-firefly: meatofmystery: Slow extermination of Texas....just let it happen, folks.

I live in Texas...but, really, it's for the greater good.

We'd be better off as a state if we could just lose everything east of the Brazos. Just keep Houston, we need the port and medical center.

Good point. I live in East Texas, so I know you're right.

/headed for the Hill Country


Hey now, don't you guys come in and start ruining our land. I just got here, for fark's sake!

/and so did everyone else
 
2010-09-14 6:15:34 PM  

dallylamma: Lol, I recently got perma-banned from a radio/broadcasting forum for calling bullshiat on a mod who loves to spout off on how the US Military is invading Canadian airspace to spread Chemtrails over Vancouver.

There's also a lady on that forum who is pretty sure the government is using directed particle beams to enhance the Chemtrails.

Bad case of Congenital Derpies on the forum.


Here is the thread, my comments have been deleted (new window)
 
2010-09-14 6:29:19 PM  

dallylamma: dallylamma: Lol, I recently got perma-banned from a radio/broadcasting forum for calling bullshiat on a mod who loves to spout off on how the US Military is invading Canadian airspace to spread Chemtrails over Vancouver.

There's also a lady on that forum who is pretty sure the government is using directed particle beams to enhance the Chemtrails.

Bad case of Congenital Derpies on the forum.

Here is the thread, my comments have been deleted (new window)


Some people are too dumb to live...we should stop feeding them.
 
2010-09-14 6:32:48 PM  
There was one over Long Beach, CA the same day. A strange giant rainbow poof of what we all supposed was jet fuel from a missile (as a show of muscle) that lasted all day and was not disturbed by winds.
 
2010-09-14 6:40:32 PM  

Sobrrr: There was one over Long Beach, CA the same day. A strange giant rainbow poof of what we all supposed was jet fuel from a missile (as a show of muscle) that lasted all day and was not disturbed by winds.


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What a giant rainbow poof might look like
 
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