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(Washington Post)   The imam behind the so-called "Ground Zero Mosque" says that he's a fan of the New York Giants. Weird, you'd think he'd be a fan of the Jets   (voices.washingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Abdur Rauf, New York Giants, Foreign Relations, Islamic community, imams, American Muslims, non-Muslim, Scott Roeder  
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2010-09-13 9:13:30 PM  

Digitalstrange: dracos31: mediablitz: Are we bringing back old Challenger jokes next?

What color were Christa McCauliff's eyes?

Blue. One "blue" East, the other "blue" North.

What were the last words on the Challenger shuttle?

Hey guys, what does this red button do?

/only two I can remember off the top of my head

Wha was the last thing to go through Christa McCauliff's mind when the challenger exploded?

A steel rod


What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts [I am the first in the thread to say this].

Why did Christa McAuliffe take her holidays?
All over Florida?

How to fit 11 astronauts in a small car:
2 in the front, 2 in the back, 7 in the ashtray.
 
2010-09-13 9:15:10 PM  
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/this thread has me lulzing
//hard
 
2010-09-13 9:22:07 PM  

Wolverines: i53.tinypic.com


I wonder if the girl on the right tried to jump or not.
 
2010-09-13 9:26:05 PM  
It's been almost a decade. Unless you had a friend or family member die at the WTC, Pentagon, or on one of the flights, get over it.

Did the US cry and whine like biatches a decade after Pearl Harbor? I think not! We sucked it up, went to war and whipped some ass, and came back home to build suburbs!

These days, we can't even get two buildings rebuilt in that time! And forget about ass whipping!

Now, What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left that morning? You feed the dog, I'll feed the fish.
 
2010-09-13 9:26:33 PM  
Oh yeah and:

[insert name of Slimy Politician who knows absolutely Jack Schmidt about sport here] says he follows [insert team name here].

Moronic sheeple lap it up. "See, he's just like us yaaaaay!"

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2010-09-13 9:27:42 PM  
Giving subby a +1 because an atta-boy would be grossly inappropriate.
 
2010-09-13 9:31:03 PM  
On the other hand, if the imam likes things that collapse in September so much...then his choice of team is obvious:


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2010-09-13 9:34:22 PM  

jingks: I wonder if the girl on the right tried to jump or not.


I think she did and the second pic was taken a split second after she landed.
 
2010-09-13 9:35:32 PM  
fark a week ago: The guy wanting to burn the koran is a douchebag, thats insulting! BAWWW

Fark today over a national tragedy: HURP DURP THIS IS HILARIOUS TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT 9/11!
 
2010-09-13 9:36:42 PM  

Wolverines: I think she did and the second pic was taken a split second after she landed.


Or perhaps her inertia moved the earth down a bit, allowing the others to obtain large verticals.
 
2010-09-13 9:37:19 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Did the US cry and whine like biatches a decade after Pearl Harbor? I think not! We sucked it up, went to war and whipped some ass, and came back home to build suburbs!


Bullshiat. Everybody joined up because there was no work and the army was promising three squares and a pack of smokeot to mention three dollars for three minutes on shore leave. That's some high class living there.

And I had to hear about it every damned year since I was born. The whining is so deep people think it was there prior to the damned attack.
 
2010-09-13 9:39:25 PM  
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2010-09-13 9:42:45 PM  

atomicmask: fark a week ago: The guy wanting to burn the koran is a douchebag, thats insulting! BAWWW

Fark today over a national tragedy: HURP DURP THIS IS HILARIOUS TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT 9/11!


No, the problem was that he was only burning the koran. He also needed to light up a bible, a torah, and a copy of Dianetics.
 
2010-09-13 9:53:33 PM  

jingks: jump o


Definitely. You can see her hair is slightly mussed up in the 2nd pic, meaning some kind of crazy-assed inertia thang happening.
 
2010-09-13 9:56:55 PM  

Leskay: jingks: jump o

Definitely. You can see her hair is slightly mussed up in the 2nd pic, meaning some kind of crazy-assed inertia thang happening.

.
.
"Mussed up? The correct term is szooshed!"

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2010-09-13 9:58:08 PM  
I should hate myself for laughing at that, Wolverines, but since I laughed the last time you posted it in one of the 9-11 threads this weekend I don't think I'll worry about it this time. :)
 
2010-09-13 10:02:34 PM  

atomicmask: fark a week ago: The guy wanting to burn the koran is a douchebag, thats insulting! BAWWW

Fark today over a national tragedy: HURP DURP THIS IS HILARIOUS TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT 9/11!

.
.
Too true.

The Left are still struggling with this whole "moral equivalence" thing. That's why they keep jumping from one outrage to the next, lest they have hang around and, like, explain themselves and stuff.
 
2010-09-13 10:04:51 PM  
Evil, yet effective.
 
2010-09-13 10:07:08 PM  

Leskay:

The Left are still struggling with this whole "moral equivalence" thing. That's why they keep jumping from one outrage to the next, lest they have hang around and, like, explain themselves and stuff.


The left?

I'm sorry, aren't the right wingers the ones who shove 9/11 and turrrurism down our throats at every available opportunity?

They've made 9/11 a joke. So why not have some fun with it?
 
2010-09-13 10:09:43 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: atomicmask: fark a week ago: The guy wanting to burn the koran is a douchebag, thats insulting! BAWWW

Fark today over a national tragedy: HURP DURP THIS IS HILARIOUS TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT 9/11!

No, the problem was that he was only burning the koran. He also needed to light up a bible, a torah, and a copy of Dianetics.


this this this this
 
2010-09-13 10:12:28 PM  

Leskay: atomicmask: fark a week ago: The guy wanting to burn the koran is a douchebag, thats insulting! BAWWW

Fark today over a national tragedy: HURP DURP THIS IS HILARIOUS TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT 9/11!
.
.
Too true.

The Left are still struggling with this whole "moral equivalence" thing. That's why they keep jumping from one outrage to the next, lest they have hang around and, like, explain themselves and stuff.


We have a sense of humor and can laugh at grim jokes. You gonna sit there and tell me you never laughed at nor repeated a baby-in-the-blender joke?

Also, not all of us think the U.S. lost its balls from the 9/11 attacks. We're too great of a country for some pissant Saudi malcontents to overthrow. But go ahead and wallow in fear and manufactured outrage if you want.
 
2010-09-13 10:15:16 PM  
Headline of the Year contender. Funniest headline I've read in weeks.

Oh, and this thread is 150% win
 
2010-09-13 10:18:59 PM  
Good as time as any:

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2010-09-13 10:20:12 PM  
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2010-09-13 10:20:23 PM  
+1

So tasteless. Well done.
 
2010-09-13 10:30:36 PM  
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2010-09-13 10:32:06 PM  

IronTom: OK, didn't mean to cross you.


IronTom: nice use of insults, jennyc


Ok, I'm slightly sleep deprived, and I thought you were calling ME an asshole.

That's what I get for not reading carefully.

My bad. Sorry about that.
 
2010-09-13 10:41:36 PM  

jennyz: My bad. Sorry about that.


no problem, it's OK. and the headline rocks.
 
2010-09-13 10:48:05 PM  
Tell him he can take his mosque and shove it up his ass. I'm tired of these radical Islamic savages encroaching on our way of life and threatening our great nation every time we when attempt to exhibit our freedoms.
 
2010-09-13 10:56:28 PM  
oh god. awful headline but i lmao'd! good one subby. headline of the week for sure. Probably too insensitive for the year:P
 
2010-09-13 10:58:48 PM  
I wonder if we'll have internet access in hell.

/One please
//Can't. Stop. Laughing.
 
2010-09-13 11:35:02 PM  
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
 
2010-09-13 11:40:08 PM  

Jake Steed: Tell him he can take his mosque and shove it up his ass. I'm tired of these radical Islamic savages encroaching on our way of life and threatening our great nation every time we when attempt to exhibit our freedoms.


hey asshole - chill the fark out you dick! He said he's a Giants fan. It's not like he's rooting for the Cowboys.
 
2010-09-13 11:42:17 PM  

skullkrusher: Jake Steed: Tell him he can take his mosque and shove it up his ass. I'm tired of these radical Islamic savages encroaching on our way of life and threatening our great nation every time we when attempt to exhibit our freedoms.

hey asshole - chill the fark out you dick! He said he's a Giants fan. It's not like he's rooting for the Cowboys.


or a Flames fan...
 
2010-09-13 11:47:00 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: I wonder if we'll have internet access in hell.

/One please
//Can't. Stop. Laughing.


Don't worry, it's hosted at RackSpace
 
2010-09-13 11:52:24 PM  

McGrits: This would be even more funny if the Giants and the Jets were actually from New York. Stinkin' New Jersey bums I tell ya.

Go Buffalo!


Bingo. Call me when New York City has a football team.
 
2010-09-13 11:54:01 PM  

McGrits: This would be even more funny if the Giants and the Jets were actually from New York. Stinkin' New Jersey bums I tell ya.

Go Buffalo!


they play in the CFL? :)
 
2010-09-13 11:59:09 PM  
The jealousy the North Tower had built up for its twin just reached the breaking point, much to the surprise of all their friends:

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2010-09-14 12:43:21 AM  
For the Magnificent Farkers.

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2010-09-14 12:43:25 AM  
IT IS A MOSQUE. Obama has admitted it. The muslims have admitted it. It just seems that that the morons on fark can't grasp the concept. That being said, they should be able to put their mosque anywhere they want. I am just sick and tired of people on fark making up lies about the situation. Look up the definition of what a mosque is and stop being stupid. It really is a simple concept if you aren't a moron.
 
2010-09-14 12:47:56 AM  

vegastar: Look up the definition of what a mosque is and stop being stupid.


WTC was a mosque as well?
 
2010-09-14 12:50:02 AM  
If Mosques can't be near Ground Zero, Catholic Churches shouldn't be allowed near elementary schools.
 
2010-09-14 12:53:39 AM  
This may be the most tasteless thread I've ever seen on Fark-- and I was there for the Anna Nicole Smith autopsy-anus thread.
 
2010-09-14 12:56:43 AM  
I don't get it.
 
2010-09-14 1:02:47 AM  
/bow subby
 
2010-09-14 1:07:47 AM  
k hellbound farkers, you want it, you got it, it's back...

9/11 Benny Hill Style (new window)
 
2010-09-14 1:27:33 AM  
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Video Linky

/If I can't fly a toy plane into a toy building on my day off school, then the terrorists have won!
 
2010-09-14 1:40:29 AM  

Sentimental Gentleman: What was first thing said after the Challenger exploded?

No, Bud Light.

This one is new to me, is this a pop culture reference that I don't remember?
 
2010-09-14 2:02:15 AM  

zulius: Sentimental Gentleman: What was first thing said after the Challenger exploded?

No, Bud Light.

This one is new to me, is this a pop culture reference that I don't remember?


Probably. (new window)
 
2010-09-14 2:05:43 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: zulius: Sentimental Gentleman: What was first thing said after the Challenger exploded?

No, Bud Light.

This one is new to me, is this a pop culture reference that I don't remember?

Probably. (new window)

Ah, now I remember...
Farkers never fail me...
/unlike that teacher did...once...
//once...
 
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