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(Washington Post)   The imam behind the so-called "Ground Zero Mosque" says that he's a fan of the New York Giants. Weird, you'd think he'd be a fan of the Jets   (voices.washingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Abdur Rauf, New York Giants, Foreign Relations, Islamic community, imams, American Muslims, non-Muslim, Scott Roeder  
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2010-09-13 7:52:47 PM  
;) +1
 
2010-09-13 7:53:12 PM  
I actually laughed out loud at that headline, Smitty. You're a horrible person. Also, I'm a horrible person for thinking that was funny.

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2010-09-13 8:02:20 PM  

moops: moops: eagles95: Not to be left out....

don't forget

dammit


OMG I have never seen that but that is beautiful. and wrong. OH SO WRONG. but hilarious.

LincolnLogolas: I actually laughed out loud at that headline, Smitty. You're a horrible person. Also, I'm a horrible person for thinking that was funny.


yeah that was pretty good too.

we're all going to hell. my wife's aunt worked in tower two, she lost a lot of co-workers that day. I shouldn't laugh, but sometimes laughter is the only way to cope with some so damned serious.
 
2010-09-13 8:07:05 PM  

AirForbes1: Q: What is NASA's official soft drink?
A: Sprite, because they couldn't get 7UP.

Q: What does "NASA" stand for?
A: Need Another Seven Astronauts


the challenger taught me the important lesson that tradegy + some time (definitions may vary) = tasteless, but hilerious humor

moops: well this already looks like a /b/ thread, so i'll just leave this here.


now that's funny...

/now i'm off to draw cartoons of mohammad ass-farking a pig with a bomb as a turban
 
2010-09-13 8:07:35 PM  
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2010-09-13 8:09:00 PM  

Successful Troll: Nice job, subby. Maybe if you were there on 9/11 you would change your tune before going around like an idiot throwing out tasteless and insensitive jokes. Maybe you won't be laughing so hard when Al Qaida tries to blow up your house with a plane.


Actually, a terrorist did try to kill a bunch of people I know.

Of course, he wasn't Muslim, but rather was an anti-tax terrorist who flew a plane into a building in Austin.
 
2010-09-13 8:10:49 PM  
This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2010-09-13 8:13:55 PM  
This stupid headline shows just how far fark has fallen. Soo many farkin dumbasses here.
 
2010-09-13 8:16:39 PM  

jvarg87: This stupid headline shows just how far fark has fallen. Soo many farkin dumbasses here.


You're just jealous 'cause you didn't think of it first.
 
2010-09-13 8:17:41 PM  
I lol'ed so many times in this thread. Thank you, everyone :)
 
2010-09-13 8:19:16 PM  

jvarg87: This stupid headline shows just how far fark has fallen. Soo many farkin dumbasses here.


as the second coming of shakespeare crossed with carlin what the fark would you have written? because i would love to laugh at (or is that because of) your tremendous wit...
 
2010-09-13 8:19:38 PM  
Wow, it's like the good old days...

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/hot like thermite
 
2010-09-13 8:19:56 PM  

jvarg87: This stupid headline shows just how far fark has fallen. Soo many farkin dumbasses here.


Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
Dumbass.
 
2010-09-13 8:25:15 PM  

jvarg87: This stupid headline shows just how far fark has fallen. Soo many farkin dumbasses here.


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2010-09-13 8:26:51 PM  
+1 subby, thanks for the chuckle!!

/It's my defense mechanism!
 
2010-09-13 8:27:03 PM  
Horrid, HORRID, HORRID headline.
You were full-throttle with that one, Subby.

/+12teen
 
2010-09-13 8:28:13 PM  
Well, he CAN'T be a fan of the Giants! It's disrespecful to all the families of Giants fans who perished on 9/11. He can be a fan of any other team, except for any NY teams. As soon as feel like it, I'll Google a sports team that's associated with Muslimism and threaten to burn them. Who's with me!
 
2010-09-13 8:30:39 PM  

jvarg87: This stupid headline shows just how far fark has fallen. Soo many farkin dumbasses here.


I loveses me some trolls.

*snert*

Ok, jvarg, look at the period at the end of this sentence. I've embedded a video of the world's smallest violin playing "My Heart Bleeds Rivers Of Purple Kool-Aid Just For You" in B-flat; you might find it relevant to your recent post(s).


/ c'mon, man, if you're gonna troll, you have to put some EFFORT into it!
// you've not even mentioned our questionable parentage yet!
 
2010-09-13 8:30:41 PM  
T-Shirt option?

/+32094
 
2010-09-13 8:33:17 PM  

jvarg87: This stupid headline shows just how far fark has fallen. Soo many farkin dumbasses here.


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2010-09-13 8:33:36 PM  
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Totally off topic but then again, so are all the other pics.
 
2010-09-13 8:35:08 PM  
Fano Actually, he clarified by stating he was a fan of They Might Be Giants

/I'll sink Manhattan
//right under the sea


They'll need a crane. To pick the broken ruins up again....
 
2010-09-13 8:35:59 PM  
I've anonymously voted this up.
 
2010-09-13 8:36:01 PM  

mediablitz: Are we bringing back old Challenger jokes next?


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2010-09-13 8:37:38 PM  
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2010-09-13 8:40:36 PM  
This would be even more funny if the Giants and the Jets were actually from New York. Stinkin' New Jersey bums I tell ya.

Go Buffalo!
 
2010-09-13 8:41:10 PM  
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2010-09-13 8:42:38 PM  

dracos31: mediablitz: Are we bringing back old Challenger jokes next?

What color were Christa McCauliff's eyes?

Blue. One "blue" East, the other "blue" North.

What were the last words on the Challenger shuttle?

Hey guys, what does this red button do?

/only two I can remember off the top of my head


Wha was the last thing to go through Christa McCauliff's mind when the challenger exploded?

A steel rod
 
2010-09-13 8:44:13 PM  

L33t Squirrel: jvarg87: This stupid headline shows just how far fark has fallen. Soo many farkin dumbasses here.

You're just jealous 'cause you didn't think of it first.


Nah, he must be a Giants fan.
 
2010-09-13 8:45:09 PM  
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2010-09-13 8:45:41 PM  
After spending the last few days reading the Fark threads and re-watching the news footage, it makes me glad that we've come far enough that these things are funny. It never did seem like it would be, back then.

/God bless America
 
2010-09-13 8:46:52 PM  

Digitalstrange: dracos31: mediablitz: Are we bringing back old Challenger jokes next?

What color were Christa McCauliff's eyes?

Blue. One "blue" East, the other "blue" North.

What were the last words on the Challenger shuttle?

Hey guys, what does this red button do?

/only two I can remember off the top of my head

Wha was the last thing to go through Christa McCauliff's mind when the challenger exploded?

A steel rod


Other than that steel rod, wondering how Isaac Newton ever got the better of her
 
2010-09-13 8:47:20 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: You, submitter, are emblematic of the bigoted narrowmindedness that
dominates modern politics thanks to the bad-faith efforts of the GOP and
their Tea Party proxies.

Unfortunately, you also made what could possibly be the headline of the
year that had me snickering out loud, so I'm part of the problem too.

+1!


Pretty much this. Though I was also shaking my head at the same time.
 
2010-09-13 8:49:30 PM  
if you're going to hell, you might as well grab a good seat
 
2010-09-13 8:50:11 PM  
No Hulk Hogan 9/11 pic? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2010-09-13 8:52:00 PM  
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2010-09-13 8:52:06 PM  

jennyz: it makes me glad that we've come far enough that these things are funny.


it's not funny, it was funny to laugh at the asshole
 
2010-09-13 8:53:10 PM  
Creative headline. Horrible some of the things people say(type) out loud on the internet, but creative none the less.

I'll give you +0.5
 
2010-09-13 8:54:27 PM  

Digitalstrange: dracos31: mediablitz: Are we bringing back old Challenger jokes next?

What color were Christa McCauliff's eyes?

Blue. One "blue" East, the other "blue" North.

What were the last words on the Challenger shuttle?

Hey guys, what does this red button do?

/only two I can remember off the top of my head

Wha was the last thing to go through Christa McCauliff's mind when the challenger exploded?

A steel rod


What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

What was first thing said after the Challenger exploded?

No, Bud Light.

Did you hear that Christa McAuliffe has dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders.
 
2010-09-13 8:54:38 PM  

IronTom: jennyz: it makes me glad that we've come far enough that these things are funny.

it's not funny, it was funny to laugh at the asshole


"These things" being the headline, you dipshiat.
 
2010-09-13 8:55:42 PM  

bradleycsimpson: Creative headline. Horrible some of the things people say(type) out loud on the internet, but creative none the less.

I'll give you +0.5


yes i concur this is very jocular - much jocularity has commenced.
 
2010-09-13 8:55:47 PM  

jennyz: it's not funny, it was funny to laugh at the asshole

"These things" being the headline, you dipshiat.


OK, didn't mean to cross you.
 
2010-09-13 8:59:31 PM  
nice use of insults, jennyc
 
2010-09-13 8:59:40 PM  
As far as old Challenger jokes goes, here is a derivative of one already mentioned.

What does NASA stand for?

National Astronaut Scattering Administration
 
2010-09-13 9:00:38 PM  

coco ebert: No Hulk Hogan 9/11 pic? Fark, I am disappoint.


let me redirect you back to page 2

eagles95 Quote 2010-09-13 07:22:01 PM
 
2010-09-13 9:02:45 PM  
Whether or not it's poor taste or trollish, I'd take this headline and a hundred like it over the asshattery of the burners, teahadis and derpists the past month (or past few years).

And Challenger jokes:

How do you make a Challenger cocktail: Seven-Up and a splash of Teachers.

What did McAuliffe tell her husband that morning? "Don't worry honey, I'll feed the fish."
 
2010-09-13 9:02:57 PM  

coco ebert: No Hulk Hogan 9/11 pic? Fark, I am disappoint.


eagles95 obliged you on that one.

Let me add to that +1 for subby.
 
2010-09-13 9:04:27 PM  
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2010-09-13 9:04:42 PM  
Excellent headline, subby.
 
2010-09-13 9:07:30 PM  
Since Rauf's good buddy is a truther, I'd think he'd be more a fan of the Thermites.
 
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