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(MSNBC)   Sheriff's department warns parents about a disturbing new phenomenon made popular by pedophiles and sexual deviants. Fark: Pedobear   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line
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2010-09-11 9:45:38 PM  
Let's hope they never find out about Misguided Moose.
 
2010-09-11 9:54:45 PM  
Epic
 
2010-09-11 10:03:49 PM  
Friends don't let friends visit 4chan.
 
2010-09-11 10:20:12 PM  
Looks like Ric Romero got a new job.
 
2010-09-11 10:21:18 PM  
Hahaha oh wow this article is so full of fail.

Recently, pedophiles have adopted the bear as a mascot.

Although there have been no reported sightings of the image on the Central Coast, individuals dressed in the bear costume and car decals have been seen in Southern California.


Oh noes, not the car decals D:

Nice find subby.
 
2010-09-11 10:23:08 PM  
And you know, it's actually sad. How soon before a soccer-mom will go "OMG that person has a Bear-pedo decal on their car, I better go and ruin their life"
 
2010-09-11 10:29:16 PM  

NutWrench: Let's hope they never find out about Misguided Moose.


I don't know. Disgruntled Goat had his moments
 
2010-09-11 10:45:01 PM  
Police are just bitter because they don't have a better mascot to seduce the kiddies.
 
2010-09-11 10:51:58 PM  
Awesome
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2010-09-11 10:56:39 PM  
For concerns about the image, contact the Sexual Assault Felony Enforcement division of the sheriff's department at ...

Help! Send the rape squad to arrest the man I saw dressed in a fake-looking bear suit!
 
2010-09-11 11:22:38 PM  

4chan Ambassador: And you know, it's actually sad. How soon before a soccer-mom will go "OMG that person has a Bear-pedo decal on their car, I better go and ruin their life"


Or organize a lench mob and string the person up.
 
2010-09-11 11:34:17 PM  

ArkAngel: NutWrench: Let's hope they never find out about Misguided Moose.

I don't know. Disgruntled Goat had his moments


Klu klux klam was a bit much
 
2010-09-11 11:41:54 PM  
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2010-09-11 11:54:20 PM  
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2010-09-11 11:55:05 PM  

Godscrack: Police are just bitter because they don't have a better mascot to seduce the kiddies.


You know what else attracts pedos?


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2010-09-11 11:55:09 PM  
Editor's department warns readers about a disturbing new phenomenon made popular by lazy journalists and production assistants. Fark: Writing 150 words about a meme and passing it off as a "story".
 
2010-09-11 11:55:55 PM  

4chan Ambassador: individuals dressed in the bear costume and car decals have been seen in Southern California.


No, that's Pedro Bear.
 
2010-09-12 12:05:48 AM  
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2010-09-12 12:06:06 AM  
The best part is that the article doesn't even have a picture of pedobear. Are they just supposed to be on the look out for any bears? Maybe they should form some sort of Bear Patrol.
 
2010-09-12 12:07:49 AM  
Wait until they find out about the free candy vans.
 
2010-09-12 12:09:25 AM  
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2010-09-12 12:11:48 AM  

serial_crusher: The best part is that the article doesn't even have a picture of pedobear. Are they just supposed to be on the look out for any bears? Maybe they should form some sort of Bear Patrol.


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In Southern California? You don't have to look far for Bears, or a Bear Patrol.

/cue Simspons reference
 
2010-09-12 12:15:07 AM  
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/recycled from an old fark thread
 
2010-09-12 12:18:18 AM  

ArkAngel: NutWrench: Let's hope they never find out about Misguided Moose.

I don't know. Disgruntled Goat had his moments


I am far too slow for these here internets.
 
2010-09-12 12:43:29 AM  
What a disturbing bear may look like...

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2010-09-12 12:51:52 AM  
[image from pedobaer.com too old to be available]
 
2010-09-12 12:59:46 AM  
This cannot possibly backfire in a hilarious way. Nope.

ongbok

I don't want to know why you have that.
 
2010-09-12 1:12:27 AM  
Pedobear is older than Rickrolling

If Pedobear had an age he'd be too old to be raped by himself.
 
2010-09-12 1:14:23 AM  
"Recently, pedophiles have adopted the bear as a mascot."

You know, I dont think they have. Somehow. I mean being a paedophile doesnt strike me as the kind of thing where you have a farking mascot. Call me mr boring but ya know..
 
2010-09-12 1:16:34 AM  
Stupid cops are stupid. Why would a pedo advertise himself? Most pedos don't want to be noticed.

What's next? They going to warn us to keep our kids out of the McMartin daycare center?
 
2010-09-12 1:16:48 AM  

4chan Ambassador: [Fantastic clean pics]


You have wonderfully executed your ambassadorial duties.
 
2010-09-12 1:17:16 AM  
What are they going to make of the Ha Ha Guy?
 
2010-09-12 1:17:57 AM  
Jeebus - I thought the headline was facetious!
 
2010-09-12 1:18:14 AM  

give me doughnuts: What are they going to make of the Ha Ha Guy?


oatmeal?
 
2010-09-12 1:18:53 AM  
This article sounds like complete horseshiat to me. Just look at the byline:

By KO

Seriously? "By KO"?

Who the hell is KO?
 
2010-09-12 1:18:54 AM  
I am sad because this is my hometown and I liked it a lot.
 
2010-09-12 1:19:47 AM  
I'm confused. Is it "Pedobear" or "Pedo Bear"?
 
2010-09-12 1:20:55 AM  
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The police department is among the 90%.
 
2010-09-12 1:21:21 AM  
A nearby neighbor's daughter, 14ish, was sunbathing naked in her backyard. It was visible from my bathroom if I leaned out of the window and tied myself to the toilet in case I slipped and fell while applying lube. It's okay to do that though, as she's past puberty. Thank you for the internet's clarification regarding what constitutes pedophilia.
 
2010-09-12 1:21:50 AM  
At least we know the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department isn't too "internet savvy".
 
2010-09-12 1:22:12 AM  
I thought to myself, "Wonder what redneck county in Kansas has a sherriff this dumb..."

(reads article, San Luis Obispo)

fark! Next county south of me.
 
2010-09-12 1:22:14 AM  
FTA:
"a disturbing new phenomenon made popular by pedophiles and sexual deviants."

Donuts?
 
2010-09-12 1:22:42 AM  

Barakku: Epic


This.
 
2010-09-12 1:23:41 AM  

dead_dangler: I'm confused. Is it "Pedobear" or "Pedo Bear"?


It's Pedo "Pedobear" Bear.
 
2010-09-12 1:24:33 AM  
Did anyone call the number in the article to ask for more info?
 
2010-09-12 1:25:18 AM  
In High School we onetime schemed to start a rumor about a drug taken through rectal absorption and needles into the anus... hoping to see the police chief hold a meeting with parents and teachers to brief them on the made up drug (they previously passed on other snopes.com myths as fact, so it seemed more than plausible).

This pretty much confirms that I would have gotten away with it... it was senior year and I got the idea a few weeks before graduation... never had time to execute. Kinda wish I did.

You'd think people would do research before presenting "facts". This is why 1 in 5 believe the sun goes around the earth, rather than vice versa.
 
2010-09-12 1:25:59 AM  

give me doughnuts: What are they going to make of the Ha Ha Guy?


He's someone trying to trick old people into investing all their money in Forbes Insoluble Dry Plates.
 
2010-09-12 1:29:55 AM  

gaspode: "Recently, pedophiles have adopted the bear as a mascot."

You know, I dont think they have. Somehow. I mean being a paedophile doesnt strike me as the kind of thing where you have a farking mascot. Call me mr boring but ya know..


Perhaps they should still with a letterman jacket.
 
2010-09-12 1:30:25 AM  
Did someone actually make the claim that people dress like that farking bear in LA?
 
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