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(YouTube)   Rollerblades, a Car, a Rope, and American Flag Underwear. This can't end well   (youtube.com) divider line
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4872 clicks; posted to Video » on 09 Sep 2010 at 8:55 AM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2010-09-09 8:46:57 AM  
I watched him the entire time he was rollerblading, thinking that maybe he should have someone in the back of the vehicle making sure there wasn't too much slack in the tow line. Fortunately, his lack of preparedness won out and we got to see him take a hard spill. I like it when people amuse me by injuring themselves in a semi-spectacular fashion.
 
2010-09-09 8:48:34 AM  
If I didn't know what was going to happen to him, I would have been cheering for it to happen anyway. The crash still wasn't satisfactory though. He deserved at least a broken arm.
 
2010-09-09 9:10:08 AM  
Dude!
Bro!
Dude, Bro!
 
2010-09-09 10:15:07 AM  
That video should have been 3 seconds long. 9 with replays.
 
2010-09-09 10:29:34 AM  
Dude! Those were some sweet moves. He has the skills girls like. I bet he is a sweet cage fighter too.
 
2010-09-09 10:32:34 AM  
that guy is trying too hard.
 
2010-09-09 10:39:57 AM  
Wrong, subby, it ended exactly the way I wanted it to!
 
2010-09-09 11:06:02 AM  

rytheran: That video should have been 3 seconds long. 9 with replays.


And make sure each slo-mo replay has audio. Nothing sounds cooler than the camera guy shouting whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh really deep-like for 3 seconds.
 
2010-09-09 11:12:59 AM  
That ain't a rope, it's an extension cord. You can see the plug when he picks it up at the beginning.
 
2010-09-09 11:25:20 AM  
Those gaytastic moves on the fruity-booties, in contrast with the pseudo tough-guy act was almost entertaining.
Unplanned road rash body modifications are sure to be in fashion soon.
 
2010-09-09 11:33:12 AM  
Somebody needs to kick Rick the Bricks ass and teach him a lesson.
 
2010-09-09 11:44:10 AM  
Mocking dumb people who hurt themselves by hurting yourself doing the same dumb thing is dumb2.
 
2010-09-09 11:50:21 AM  
DOOOD YOOO WERE GOING TOOO FAST BRO
 
2010-09-09 12:27:02 PM  

x0rn: That ain't a rope, it's an extension cord. You can see the plug when he picks it up at the beginning.


Nothing gets by you.
 
2010-09-09 1:42:57 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: If I didn't know what was going to happen to him, I would have been cheering for it to happen anyway. The crash still wasn't satisfactory though. He deserved at least a broken arm.


No broken arm here, but a much more satisfying faceplant:
Clicky (pops)
 
2010-09-09 2:03:06 PM  
Guy #1: "Dude!, Bro!"

Guy #2: "Bro!, Dude!"

Guy #1: "yeah, bro.."

Guy #2: "dude.."
 
2010-09-09 3:43:57 PM  
To anyone who hasn't watched yet:

simply watch 1:25 to 1:45.
 
2010-09-09 4:10:59 PM  
I like this one.

Oops a car, oh my leg. (new window)
 
2010-09-09 4:44:45 PM  
Pavement has varying grits, just like sandpaper.
Wear leathers at speed.
 
2010-09-09 5:20:08 PM  
"I have fashioned this American flag into a diaper. Because if you're going to treat me like a baby, I'm going to act like one."
 
2010-09-09 6:23:52 PM  
Why does this guy remind me of Brucie, from GTA IV?
 
2010-09-09 6:55:34 PM  
here's a tip, have the rope wrapped around a wheel with a strong tension spring on it (that picks up the slack). That or just use a long bungee cord, it'd be better than a rope.
 
2010-09-09 10:56:17 PM  

voodoowizard: I like this one.

Oops a car, oh my leg. (new window)


There was one awhile back where the kid busts up his finger really, really badly. It brought such a sense of satisfaction.
 
2010-09-10 8:20:46 PM  
Was that neighborhood a movie set? Who the hell pays those kinds of taxes to keep fire hydrants and curb so well painted? Who the hell pays those kinds of taxes of well-paved roads and sidewalks that look like they came out of an oven?
 
2010-09-12 5:58:39 AM  
scraped his nip
 
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