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(Some Guy)   Farker AntiNorm gets email asking for help from aliens disguised as humans   ( divider line
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1884 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Oct 2001 at 12:00 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-14 12:03:30 AM  
Sounds desperate... better get my tinfoil hat out.
2001-10-14 12:05:07 AM  
I got this too a couple of days ago. I was puzzled and amused.
2001-10-14 12:09:50 AM  
A lesson for today. Meds are important.
2001-10-14 12:20:10 AM  
Looks like somebody forgot to take their Prozac.
2001-10-14 12:24:16 AM  
I don't think even Prozac could fix that kind of crazy...
2001-10-14 12:24:36 AM  
I hope they forget to VOTE too!
2001-10-14 12:33:18 AM  
AntiNorm is a Dallas tard and not worthy of my comments.
2001-10-14 01:04:56 AM  
I once knew a guy who boasted that his phone number spelled "SXY-UFO1"
2001-10-14 01:05:40 AM  
Robby: I might be able to help...I am from the planet Kotex (in the Playtex Galaxy ...very near the planet of which you speak...I will communicate with you by way of telepathy: To do this you must place tin foil on your head and insert a tampon in each nostil at 9:00 a.m. EST
Until then earthling...
2001-10-14 01:09:43 AM  
I too am an alien and have the tools, you seek.
you must go to the 7-11 and ask for Zendor. No matter what, insist on it! it is the way....
2001-10-14 01:10:59 AM  
and get me a cherry slurpee
2001-10-14 01:36:10 AM  
Hey what about us supernatural beings?

And what if you are an alien but don't have the ability to time travel?
2001-10-14 02:15:43 AM  
Dear Writer,
I am in fact an alien of which you speak, and I have the technology required to travel through time. Before such technology can be revealed to you, you must show responsibility and prepare for time travel. The first steps are eliminating yourself from the genepool by physically amputating your genitals and then writing a paragraph-long history of each sperm you ever produced. After completion, contact me for further instructions. Thank you for preventing your bad seed from spreading and never leaving your home ever again.
2001-10-14 02:32:49 AM  
I should post a version with the email addresses not XXX'd (huh-huh-huh...I said XXX) out so that we can have fun with them
2001-10-14 03:43:18 AM  
Ask for money from him and see if he sends it.
2001-10-14 03:53:52 AM  
Damn,I'm just an immortal god.No time travel for me...but when I rise,umm,everyone will be really really hurted!
2001-10-14 04:22:03 AM  
I got this same letter (without the planet name I think) about a month ago...didn't think much of it.

2001-10-14 04:23:44 AM  
FYI... This spam circulated years ago. It is edited in its current form. It was originally for a series of self-help cassette tapes ("If you're this desperate than you need our audio series on health and relationships...").
I'd thought the company behind it had been driven out of the kingdom ,so I can only assume that someone is sending it out to friends or copying the original idea. For what purpose, I have no clue. If this e-mail was a picture , we would see Bert's orange head sticking out from behind it. :)
2001-10-14 04:48:05 AM  
A big(sorry) but pretty randome fractal for the aliens and time travellers lurking on fark:

[image from too old to be available]
2001-10-14 06:14:10 AM  

I need to be able to:

Travel physically back in time.

Rewind my life including my age.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.

yeah, like anybody doesn't need that.
2001-10-14 07:56:35 AM  
I got it too
2001-10-14 09:16:26 AM  
AntiNorm is a Dallas tard and not worthy of my comments.
You just made a comment.

NexR The fractal thing is sooo cool...but just the first time.
2001-10-14 09:50:00 AM  
I got that email on Oct. 6, and thought, What a WHACKO!
2001-10-14 09:51:25 AM  

NexR: pretty fractal
2001-10-14 10:40:44 AM  
I want it! Why don't I ever get cool things like this? Cause I'd write him back and majorly screw with his already screwed up head. People like that make me giggle.
And my fiance's an alien and we call his car Little Jimmy's fun....I'll shutup now.

2001-10-14 10:44:06 AM  
why would you "XXXXXXXXXX" out the sender's email address?
2001-10-14 11:41:49 AM  
I was far more disturbed by the fact that he thinks women did this to him. My goodness, he certainly has some issues doesn't he?
2001-10-14 12:03:12 PM  
If women have screwed over his life I suggest a trip to prescription planet Valtrix. It may not help you travel back in time but it will keep you from reliving it about once a month.

(think about it)
2001-10-14 01:31:27 PM  
Make that Valtrex...

Damn, screwed it up.
2001-10-14 07:40:06 PM  
OH MY GOD! So that's how Bill Gates did it?! Think about it; think really, really, really, really hard......about it.
2001-10-14 10:59:58 PM  
There's some freakin' movie comming out with a plot like this. Sounds like a plug to me.
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