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rmz
2010-08-31 5:29:25 PM  
WLS 890 AM Chicago trifecta in play
 
2010-08-31 5:37:46 PM  
Police say a California doctor apparently tried to get into the home of the man she had been dating by sliding down the chimney. Her decomposing body was found there days later.

I love the way those two sentences were written together like that. Set em up, knock em down.
 
2010-08-31 5:54:39 PM  
"investigators do not suspect foul play "

I have an idea forming....
 
2010-08-31 6:03:20 PM  
I take it that the good doctor *never* watched Gremlins.
 
2010-08-31 6:04:51 PM  
Damn. and it would've been only another week before he'd have some delicious psycho jerky.

Either that or he was just storing her in the chimney for later use. Maybe he thought the fire would save him from having to use a greased-up curling iron.
 
2010-08-31 6:12:09 PM  
Who doesn't have the decaying body of an ex girlfriend stuck in their chimney?
 
2010-08-31 6:14:45 PM  

xynix: "investigators do not suspect foul play "

I have an idea forming....


you would think that using a rock on a window would have been a LOT easier than sliding down a chimney

/I smell something rotten
 
2010-08-31 6:30:01 PM  
Doctor's decomposed body discovered in chimney after getting stuck trying to enter the home of man she was dating stalking.

FTFY, subby.
 
2010-08-31 6:32:14 PM  
See fellas this is why you don't stick your dick in crazy. She was not only crazy she was determined. Most jilted ex's would either give up or wait in front of the house for you to come home after they tried the front door, back door, all of the windows and still couldn't get in. But not this one, she said "Hmm let me remove the chimney cap and slide in!". I guess all single men should be happy, there is one less crazy out on the market for us to run into.
 
2010-08-31 6:55:02 PM  
It's a good thing the cops found him before Santa did.
 
2010-08-31 6:55:51 PM  

rmz: WLS 890 AM Chicago trifecta in play


It's all those bad Teabagger Chemicals.

Makes people act that way.
 
Ral
2010-08-31 6:57:00 PM  
The "boyfriend" must be relieved that his stalker won't bother him anymore. Even after you get away from people like that, you always wonder if you're going to wake up to find yourself tied to the bed like in "Misery".
 
2010-08-31 6:57:36 PM  
The guy from CSI Miami would have a great joke for this. I'm not funny enough, anyone else got any ideas?
 
2010-08-31 6:58:43 PM  
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Approves.
 
2010-08-31 6:59:35 PM  

BesiktasBoy83: The guy from CSI Miami would have a great joke for this. I'm not funny enough, anyone else got any ideas?


Me neither, but I'm sure there's a ho-ho-ho in there somewhere...
 
2010-08-31 6:59:46 PM  

BesiktasBoy83: The guy from CSI Miami would have a great joke for this. I'm not funny enough, anyone else got any ideas?


Looks like christmas came early?

/not great, I know
 
2010-08-31 7:00:00 PM  
she got burned.
 
2010-08-31 7:00:03 PM  
So, someone with a medical degree was so stupid she actually thought it was possible for a human to fit into a chimney? Was she dressed like Santa Claus, too?
 
2010-08-31 7:00:15 PM  
...Looks like this doctor couldn't cure the flue....Yeeeeeaahhhh

Submitted with this headline, late.
 
2010-08-31 7:00:48 PM  
Shouldn't have been dating a fatty.
 
2010-08-31 7:02:35 PM  
why didn't she just drug up some guys with knockout and penis stiffy junk in her exam room and fark the heck of em. thats what decent male doctors do.
 
2010-08-31 7:02:59 PM  
reubendaley:
Nice of her to make a housecall. I heard she was just over the flue herself.

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2010-08-31 7:03:22 PM  

BesiktasBoy83: The guy from CSI Miami would have a great joke for this. I'm not funny enough, anyone else got any ideas?


"Crispy on the outside, tender on the inside?"

/Actual CSI quote about a body stuck in a chimney
 
2010-08-31 7:03:57 PM  
Why do so many people think chimneys are just big, smooth, open tunnels leading into your house?

The average chimney is rather narrow and rough, and there's usually an integrated flu/grate at the bottom which would block you from entering the house anyway.

People who climb down chimneys deserve to die.

However, this was a real waste of a slot in medical school.
 
2010-08-31 7:04:33 PM  
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i'm just glad it wasn't her
/giggityyyy
 
2010-08-31 7:04:48 PM  
How much fire does it take to get rid of something like that in your chimney?
 
2010-08-31 7:04:58 PM  
I've read a lot of stories like this over the years.

Has anyone ever been able to successfully go down a chimney?
 
2010-08-31 7:06:36 PM  
Bakersfield.
 
2010-08-31 7:06:38 PM  
You're doing it wrong, dead doctor lady.


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2010-08-31 7:07:26 PM  
I hate to ruin a good grave dancin' but shouldn't this guy be just a little bit in trouble for knowing she was trying to enter his house that way but leaving and then ignoring her until she died?

I mean it sounds like he made the best choice and all but that's a little cold. So cold infact ...she probably caught (on) a flue.

yeeeaaaahhhhhh!
 
in
2010-08-31 7:08:31 PM  

Gilligann: I've read a lot of stories like this over the years.

Has anyone ever been able to successfully go down a chimney?


Um, Santa Claus. Duh.
 
2010-08-31 7:08:54 PM  

nicoffeine: Bakersfield.


dammit.
 
2010-08-31 7:09:39 PM  
Hahaha, the suggestion for CSI joking wasn't even posted yet when I was writing mine, damn you guys! :P
 
2010-08-31 7:09:54 PM  

reubendaley: starlost

why didn't she just drug up some guys with knockout and penis stiffy junk in her exam room and fark the heck of em. thats what decent male doctors do.

This sentence nearly caused my head to asplode. Please be more careful in the future.


I went to your profile not because of A. or B. but because that was hilarious.

I just wanted you to know that you own the most disturbing profile photo on FARK.
 
2010-08-31 7:10:11 PM  
Give her credit - 49 years young and leaping around on the roof
 
2010-08-31 7:10:42 PM  

Ponzholio: BesiktasBoy83: The guy from CSI Miami would have a great joke for this. I'm not funny enough, anyone else got any ideas?

Me neither, but I'm sure there's a ho-ho-ho in there somewhere...


Green Giant? :)
 
2010-08-31 7:10:54 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I hate to ruin a good grave dancin' but shouldn't this guy be just a little bit in trouble for knowing she was trying to enter his house that way but leaving and then ignoring her until she died?


You've got a point there, in accordance with the accepted narrative of "The one with the penis is always at fault".
 
2010-08-31 7:11:29 PM  
How did she die?

Suffocation?
 
2010-08-31 7:12:42 PM  

Riotboy: Approves.


Damn. Was coming to post this... leaving dejected.
 
2010-08-31 7:14:40 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I hate to ruin a good grave dancin' but shouldn't this guy be just a little bit in trouble for knowing she was trying to enter his house that way but leaving and then ignoring her until she died?

I mean it sounds like he made the best choice and all but that's a little cold. So cold infact ...she probably caught (on) a flue.

yeeeaaaahhhhhh!


The article doesn't say anything like that, it just says he left the house unnoticed to avoid a confrontation. Crazy was probably pounding on the door and calling him and he slipped out the back door while she was throwing a tantrum.
 
2010-08-31 7:15:51 PM  

reubendaley: Nice of her to make a housecall. I heard she was just over the flue herself.


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2010-08-31 7:16:34 PM  
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2010-08-31 7:19:08 PM  
reubendaley: starlost

why didn't she just drug up some guys with knockout and penis stiffy junk in her exam room and fark the heck of em. thats what decent male doctors do.

This sentence nearly caused my head to asplode. Please be more careful in the future.

I went to your profile not because of A. or B. but because that was hilarious.

I just wanted you to know that you own the most disturbing profile photo on FARK.



I think I just died a little looking at that profile.

/please be careful when practicing reverse psychology.
 
2010-08-31 7:19:36 PM  

BesiktasBoy83: The guy from CSI Miami would have a great joke for this. I'm not funny enough, anyone else got any ideas?


Welcome back.
 
2010-08-31 7:19:48 PM  
Yeah, he called the cops when he noticed them smell.

More like, he waited a few days after the screams had stopped. Ya can't really blame him. Chevy Chase in American Vacation faking the sobs when the State Trooper reams him out over dragging the nasty dog to death...
 
2010-08-31 7:20:19 PM  
Lets all give a big hand to the 2010 Hide and Seek Champion...
 
2010-08-31 7:21:40 PM  
Was she hot?*

*Note past tense.
 
2010-08-31 7:22:10 PM  
I hate women banging on my door at 4:00 a.m. and I have to get up and let them out.
 
2010-08-31 7:23:43 PM  
 
2010-08-31 7:24:23 PM  
I wonder if she went from in the zone stalker mode to completely lucid once she realized she was stuck and her life was in danger. The article said the guy slipped out unnoticed - I bet she was in there screaming to that guy for help, thinking he was just letting her suffer in there.

That is a really rough way to go. Still though....lol
 
2010-08-31 7:24:23 PM  

deana: nicoffeine: Bakersfield.

dammit.



Come on now, be proud of your town.
 
2010-08-31 7:24:27 PM  
For a doctor, I'd expect someone brighter. Oh well. I want the stalkee's take on the whole deal. How's it feel to know your stalker has been dead in your chimney for a week.
 
2010-08-31 7:25:10 PM  
Looks like this broad...got smoked.

YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
 
2010-08-31 7:25:33 PM  

whidbey: Was she hot?*


Here is a photo her photo from her facebook page.

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(rehosted)

She didn't look like a fatty. It looks like some kind of exercise equipment(?) as well in her office. But she obviously overdid it on the plastic surgery.

I guess chimneys are a lot more narrow than one would think.
 
2010-08-31 7:26:42 PM  
BesiktasBoy83: The guy from CSI Miami would have a great joke for this. I'm not funny enough, anyone else got any ideas?

She came down with a bad case of the flue...

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/Yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh
 
2010-08-31 7:26:44 PM  

OyleSylck: whidbey: Was she hot?*

Here is a photo her photo from her facebook page.


(rehosted)

She didn't look like a fatty. It looks like some kind of exercise equipment(?) as well in her office. But she obviously overdid it on the plastic surgery.

I guess chimneys are a lot more narrow than one would think.


Well, I would've hit it.
 
2010-08-31 7:27:22 PM  

OyleSylck: whidbey: Was she hot?*

Here is a photo her photo from her facebook page.


(rehosted)

She didn't look like a fatty. It looks like some kind of exercise equipment(?) as well in her office. But she obviously overdid it on the plastic surgery.

I guess chimneys are a lot more narrow than one would think.


She has crazy in the eyes.
 
2010-08-31 7:27:43 PM  
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SMOKIN!
 
2010-08-31 7:28:01 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag:
Come on now, be proud of your town.


I actually like it here, just hate it when stupid stuff happens.
 
2010-08-31 7:29:04 PM  
I'd have hit it. Doesn't matter if she was crazy.

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2010-08-31 7:31:44 PM  
What creeps me is that she was found by a care taker who was there checking on the fish tank, and she smells the odor and notices fluids dripping down in the fireplace. She then gets a flashlight and looks up into the chimney and discovers the body.
I'm of the mind set that if I smell death and decay coming from the fireplace and see liquids dripping down, I'm going with raccoon or possum and making a phone call. I sure as hell am NOT going to try and get closer to said rancid dripping death juice.
 
2010-08-31 7:31:50 PM  

OyleSylck: But she obviously overdid it on the plastic surgery.

I guess chimneys are a lot more narrow than one would think.


She kind of looks like The Grinch in that pic...
 
2010-08-31 7:32:55 PM  
Obligatory:

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all night long.
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
But he never came and it don't seem right.
And there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't make a sound,
But I wish you Merry Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all week long.
Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
And we don't know what we're going to do.
Cause there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't move around,
And it's been a week since Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all month long.
Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace
Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace.
That there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't talk at all,
And it's been there since last Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all year long.
I'll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year
But my brother says, "He's already here."
And he's stuck up in the chimney
And he doesn't say a word
And he'll be there every Christmas.
And we'll have him every Christmas.
 
2010-08-31 7:33:35 PM  

TangoSucka: For a doctor, I'd expect someone brighter. Oh well. I want the stalkee's take on the whole deal. How's it feel to know your stalker has been dead in your chimney for a week.


I don't know, she might not have been completely insane. You can be otherwise intelligent, then in a fit of anger do something so unbelievably stupid that, assuming that you survive, you marvel at what you did for ages. Emotions can make people do strange things.

That said, I like to think that I'd have second thoughts before lowering myself into a chimney, but that's me.
 
2010-08-31 7:34:18 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: What creeps me is that she was found by a care taker who was there checking on the fish tank, and she smells the odor and notices fluids dripping down in the fireplace. She then gets a flashlight and looks up into the chimney and discovers the body.
I'm of the mind set that if I smell death and decay coming from the fireplace and see liquids dripping down, I'm going with raccoon or possum and making a phone call. I sure as hell am NOT going to try and get closer to said rancid dripping death juice.


Worst Tropicana Twist EVER
 
2010-08-31 7:34:45 PM  
Yup.

/Bako
 
2010-08-31 7:36:20 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: What creeps me is that she was found by a care taker who was there checking on the fish tank, and she smells the odor and notices fluids dripping down in the fireplace. She then gets a flashlight and looks up into the chimney and discovers the body.
I'm of the mind set that if I smell death and decay coming from the fireplace and see liquids dripping down, I'm going with raccoon or possum and making a phone call. I sure as hell am NOT going to try and get closer to said rancid dripping death juice.


Agreed, getting a flashlight and looking is stupid you only see in slashy horror films.
 
2010-08-31 7:39:00 PM  

TangoSucka: For a doctor, I'd expect someone brighter. Oh well. I want the stalkee's take on the whole deal. How's it feel to know your stalker has been dead in your chimney for a week.


I know several of them, it amazes me that they can get out of the house in the morning without doing something equally as retarded as this Dr.
 
2010-08-31 7:39:58 PM  
The article said the firefighters had to tear apart the chimney to get her out.

Is that covered under a homeowners insurance policy?
 
2010-08-31 7:42:36 PM  

whidbey: OyleSylck: But she obviously overdid it on the plastic surgery.

I guess chimneys are a lot more narrow than one would think.

She kind of looks like The Grinch in that pic...


Exactly what I was thinking. She was probably trying to steal Christmas.
 
2010-08-31 7:44:30 PM  
CowboyDave: Psycoholic_Slag: What creeps me is that she was found by a care taker who was there checking on the fish tank, and she smells the odor and notices fluids dripping down in the fireplace. She then gets a flashlight and looks up into the chimney and discovers the body.
I'm of the mind set that if I smell death and decay coming from the fireplace and see liquids dripping down, I'm going with raccoon or possum and making a phone call. I sure as hell am NOT going to try and get closer to said rancid dripping death juice.

Agreed, getting a flashlight and looking is stupid you only see in slashy horror films.


As is use of the phrase "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."

I no longer use that combination of words out of fear of the possibility that I *won't* be right back.
 
2010-08-31 7:47:19 PM  
Part of me hopes he heard her in there and left the house. If so he's a good guy. I however would have been tempted to build a little fire, nothing roaring, just enough to scare her. Mostly wet leaves so it smokes a lot. Maybe that's just me though.
 
2010-08-31 7:47:44 PM  
Just goes to show you that the Title and Piece of paper with the PHD, doesn't automatically mean your the worlds brightest and most clever individual.
 
2010-08-31 7:48:06 PM  
"Kotarac apparently died in the chimney, but her body was not discovered until a house-sitter noticed a stench and fluids coming from the fireplace Saturday, according to a police statement. The house-sitter and her son investigated with a flashlight and found Kotarac dead, wedged about two feet above the top of the interior fireplace opening."

So near yet so far...
 
2010-08-31 7:48:13 PM  
FTFA - DeGeare says the man whom Kotarac was pursuing had left the home unnoticed to avoid a confrontation.

The body went undiscovered for several days until someone noticed odors coming from the fireplace.

Firefighters dismantled the chimney Saturday to remove the body.



Gads! What a horrible way to die! I sincerely hope she broke her neck on the way down rather than slowly succumbed to starvation.
 
2010-08-31 7:50:33 PM  

Rubberband Girl: Gads! What a horrible way to die! I sincerely hope she broke her neck on the way down rather than slowly succumbed to starvation.


Well another article said the autopsy said the cause of death was mechanical asphyxiation. So my guess is that it got so narrow towards the bottom of the chimney that her torso was compressed and she was unable to breath. *shudder*
 
2010-08-31 7:53:54 PM  

deana: nicoffeine: Bakersfield.

dammit.


THAT.

/one of the myriad reasons i left home at 17
 
2010-08-31 7:55:19 PM  

ongbok: See fellas this is why you don't stick your dick in crazy.


I would counter with you don't let crazy know your real name or where you live. Crazy girls are (at least in my experience) amazing in bed.

When one finds out where you live, just abandon everything and move.

/pack light
 
2010-08-31 7:56:16 PM  

Infernal Wedgie: THAT.

/one of the myriad reasons i left home at 17


I've lived in a bunch of places and all of them have this in common...people do stupid stuff everywhere.
 
2010-08-31 7:56:59 PM  
Paging Dr. Crazy, paging Dr. Crazy...
 
2010-08-31 7:57:07 PM  
Who would be responsible for paying for the fire department here? I mean, if some crazy tried to climb down my chimney, I don't think I should be stuck with the bill.
 
2010-08-31 7:57:41 PM  
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You rang?
 
2010-08-31 7:58:48 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Psycoholic_Slag: What creeps me is that she was found by a care taker who was there checking on the fish tank, and she smells the odor and notices fluids dripping down in the fireplace. She then gets a flashlight and looks up into the chimney and discovers the body.
I'm of the mind set that if I smell death and decay coming from the fireplace and see liquids dripping down, I'm going with raccoon or possum and making a phone call. I sure as hell am NOT going to try and get closer to said rancid dripping death juice.

Worst Tropicana Twist EVER


My boss would like a word with you. Its not that I was farking off but that my almost hysterical laughter was bothering the rest of the team.
 
2010-08-31 8:00:05 PM  

deana: Infernal Wedgie: THAT.

/one of the myriad reasons i left home at 17

I've lived in a bunch of places and all of them have this in common...people do stupid stuff everywhere.


I've lived in a few places since then, but none brought the surreal levels of TotalFark crazy quite like home.

Bakersfield Fark Party at Tilted Kilt? Anyone?

//

On another note, my sister works at one of Dr. Kotarak's affiliated hospitals. Suggests it is odd that her boyfriend was conveniently gone for a week. The doctor was likely intoxicated, too; how many drunk people can climb up to the roof, dismantle the chimney guard and shimmey on down?
 
2010-08-31 8:00:35 PM  
Link (new window)

Read the comments in that article. There are people that actually think that her boyfriend killed her and stuffed down the chimney.
I hope they are just trolling.
 
2010-08-31 8:02:02 PM  
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sometimes that's the only phd some folks are qualified for
 
2010-08-31 8:02:23 PM  

ongbok: Link (new window)

Read the comments in that article. There are people that actually think that her boyfriend killed her and stuffed down the chimney.
I hope they are just trolling.


Not trolling. See my prior comment.

/honestly, it is a more feasible story, imho.
 
2010-08-31 8:02:31 PM  
The guy from CSI Miami would have a great joke for this. I'm not funny enough, anyone else got any ideas?

Someone asked why he did not just give her a key?

Confuscious say: "Man who lose key to mistress's apartment get no new key!"

So she was not given a key cuz he did not want to give her any "new key".
 
2010-08-31 8:02:42 PM  

Infernal Wedgie:
Bakersfield Fark Party at Tilted Kilt? Anyone?

//

On another note, my sister works at one of Dr. Kotarak's affiliated hospitals. Suggests it is odd that her boyfriend was conveniently gone for a week. The doctor was likely intoxicated, too; how many drunk people can climb up to the roof, dismantle the chimney guard and shimmey on down?


The Tilted Kilt closed. It's something else now...Don't remember what opened in it's place.

Possible that's why she went to see him when she did? Because he was leaving town for awhile, wanted to talk to him before he left?
 
2010-08-31 8:04:15 PM  

TSD: who put a chimney in the kitchen?


ok nobody else gave you any love for that one - but i let out quite a hardy guffaw.
well played
 
2010-08-31 8:04:35 PM  
This is why you make copies of keys when you're still on good terms.
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Won't someone think of the pills?
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2010-08-31 8:04:45 PM  
Don't remember what opened in it's its place.

Jeez. Long day.
 
2010-08-31 8:04:58 PM  
WTF ever happened to breaking their windows before you sniff their pillows and leave the house in shame after writing your name on the bathroom mirror in soap?

/I mean come on, who hasn't done that?
 
2010-08-31 8:05:26 PM  

deana:
The Tilted Kilt closed. It's something else now...Don't remember what opened in it's place.


Obviously I don't go home often enough. BJ's is still around, right?
 
2010-08-31 8:05:47 PM  
Her self-image killed her. She imagined she was thin enough to slip down a chimney.
 
2010-08-31 8:06:29 PM  

Infernal Wedgie: deana:
The Tilted Kilt closed. It's something else now...Don't remember what opened in it's place.


Obviously I don't go home often enough. BJ's is still around, right?


Yup. Never been there, but I know it's still there. Kilt only closed down maybe a month or so ago...
 
2010-08-31 8:11:07 PM  
Police Sgt. Mary DeGeare says investigators do not suspect foul play in the death of Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac.

Dr. Coatrack? And they found her hung up in the chimney? It's just so ironic.
 
2010-08-31 8:12:50 PM  
Police Sgt. Mary DeGeare says investigators do not suspect foul play in the death of Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac.

Dr. Coatrack? And they found her hung up in the chimney? It's just so ironic.
 
2010-08-31 8:13:07 PM  
FTFA: Authorities say the 49-year-old apparently climbed on the roof Wednesday night, removed the chimney cap and slid feet first down the flue after unsuccessfully trying to get into the house other ways.

Okay, the claustrophobia kicked in bigtime when I read this.

What a horrible way to die.
 
2010-08-31 8:17:32 PM  

mikaloyd: reubendaley: starlost

why didn't she just drug up some guys with knockout and penis stiffy junk in her exam room and fark the heck of em. thats what decent male doctors do.

This sentence nearly caused my head to asplode. Please be more careful in the future.

I went to your profile not because of A. or B. but because that was hilarious.

I just wanted you to know that you own the most disturbing profile photo on FARK.


Gives new meaning to the term "fc*k truck"
 
2010-08-31 8:18:38 PM  

Barakku: WTF ever happened to breaking their windows before you sniff their pillows chairs and leave the house in shame after writing your name on the bathroom mirror in soap?

/I mean come on, who hasn't done that?


FTFY

What?
Why are y'all looking at me like that?
 
2010-08-31 8:20:42 PM  
Looks like she didn't get anything good...

In her stalking.

YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
 
2010-08-31 8:20:47 PM  
I don't want to dismiss her as a psychotic flue-zy just yet. The boyfriend's story is suspicious.
 
2010-08-31 8:20:59 PM  

ShadowWolf: Just goes to show you that the Title title and Piece piece of paper with the PHD MD, doesn't automatically mean your you're the worlds brightest and most clever individual.


FTFY. If you're going to make fun of someone's intelligence at least don't let on to your own lack thereof.
 
2010-08-31 8:21:33 PM  
It's kinda nice to see that as women come into their own...they can be just as stupid and consumed as men. Having said that, I only want to be seen by a white middle aged male doctor.
 
2010-08-31 8:22:06 PM  
/ Police suspect alcohol was involved

// He put in a new security system to keep her out so the chimney was the only way in.

// Crazy right down the street...

/// time to move back to Idaho
 
2010-08-31 8:22:29 PM  
ok.. i'm just gonna say it. he killed her annoying ass, then dropped her in the chimney.

how did she die? it's august, in california... the chimney is not being used. did she hit her head on the way down? was she unconscious? if she was stuck and conscious there's no way someone wouldn't hear her screaming.


...and why would you leave your own house when you know someone is trying to get in? unless you think they can get in, that's NOT how you avoid confrontation... and if you thought they might be able to get in, why would you leave them to do whatever someone crazy enough to break into your house would do? ...unless you were going to the police - which he wasn't.
 
2010-08-31 8:25:26 PM  
Heres an idea, why wont you leave me the fark alone...
 
2010-08-31 8:29:29 PM  
This does seem strange. He left unnoticed by another exit to avoid confrontation and they find her body two days later? How far away did he go? TFA said her car and belongings were still parked close to his house. Did he come back home and notice her car and then leave again? Didn't he wonder where she was?
 
2010-08-31 8:30:26 PM  
Ok, she was a doctor and attractive so unless she's had a history of stalking other people in the past I'd say this is getting suspicious really fast.
 
2010-08-31 8:31:36 PM  

WalMartian: He left unnoticed by another exit to avoid confrontation and they find her body two days later? How far away did he go?


That's a good one.

See, up until I read the link I assumed no one was home for a couple of days and then they found her.

He was in the house while she was dying and yet there was no foul play suspected...
 
2010-08-31 8:33:59 PM  
♪ Chim-chimney, chim-chimney, chim-chimney sweep... ♫
 
2010-08-31 8:34:28 PM  

whidbey: WalMartian: He left unnoticed by another exit to avoid confrontation and they find her body two days later? How far away did he go?

That's a good one.

See, up until I read the link I assumed no one was home for a couple of days and then they found her.

He was in the house while she was dying and yet there was no foul play suspected...


And her car was sitting nearby.
 
2010-08-31 8:36:34 PM  
People actually believe that if you are a doctor you must be smart.

/or if you are rich
 
2010-08-31 8:37:10 PM  

WalMartian: He was in the house while she was dying and yet there was no foul play suspected...

And her car was sitting nearby.


Maybe the cops were doing him a favor. She could have been homicidal.
 
2010-08-31 8:40:08 PM  

whidbey: WalMartian: He left unnoticed by another exit to avoid confrontation and they find her body two days later? How far away did he go?

That's a good one.

See, up until I read the link I assumed no one was home for a couple of days and then they found her.

He was in the house while she was dying and yet there was no foul play suspected...



No, he left, spent the night someplace else, and then left for Amsterdam the next day. She was scheduled to go there with him. The trip was planned in advance. Yeah, kind of fishy.
 
2010-08-31 8:41:20 PM  
Ever had an female that became fixated on you and just decided that she had to get you into her life.

That'll make you realize there are much worse things than being alone.
 
2010-08-31 8:41:40 PM  
Something isn't adding up right here. TFA says he left the home unnoticed to avoid a confrontation -- so he definitely knew she was somewhere around his house, although perhaps he wasn't aware she was stuck in the chimney when he left. However, he knew enough to just coincidentally NOT COME BACK, and also coincidentally hired a house-sitter so that someone would be around in a couple of days to notice 'something odd' and call the police, so he didn't have to...

I'm trying not to think that he knew she was stuck and left her on purpose.

/It's not working...
 
2010-08-31 8:43:38 PM  

amaranthe: However, he knew enough to just coincidentally NOT COME BACK, and also coincidentally hired a house-sitter so that someone would be around in a couple of days to notice 'something odd' and call the police, so he didn't have to...


Ah, the old trusty chimney motion detector. It totally evaporates after being triggered.
 
2010-08-31 8:44:18 PM  
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Smells like someone died!
 
2010-08-31 8:46:34 PM  

ongbok: See fellas this is why you don't stick your dick in crazy. She was not only crazy she was determined. Most jilted ex's would either give up or wait in front of the house for you to come home after they tried the front door, back door, all of the windows and still couldn't get in. But not this one, she said "Hmm let me remove the chimney cap and slide in!". I guess all single men should be happy, there is one less crazy out on the market for us to run into.



Crazy strange is the best though.
 
2010-08-31 8:49:31 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Why do so many people think chimneys are just big, smooth, open tunnels leading into your house?

The average chimney is rather narrow and rough, and there's usually an integrated flu/grate at the bottom which would block you from entering the house anyway.

People who climb down chimneys deserve to die.

However, this was a real waste of a slot in medical school.


FTFY
 
2010-08-31 8:49:38 PM  
FTA - Authorities say the 49-year old

Yeah that'll make 'em crazy.

They get on the wrong side of 40 and they ain't use to not being in demand anymore.
 
2010-08-31 8:51:47 PM  

mikaloyd: reubendaley: starlost

why didn't she just drug up some guys with knockout and penis stiffy junk in her exam room and fark the heck of em. thats what decent male doctors do.

This sentence nearly caused my head to asplode. Please be more careful in the future.

I went to your profile not because of A. or B. but because that was hilarious.

I just wanted you to know that you own the most disturbing profile photo on FARK.


The only thing I was wondering when I saw that pic was if the engine was running.
 
2010-08-31 8:52:17 PM  
For BesiktasBoy83:

What's wrong with her boyfriend? Everyone knows, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away!"

Plus, you don't end up with a fowl stank-ass stench in your house. Do you have any idea what it will take to get that smell out???
 
2010-08-31 8:52:30 PM  

pervvywanker: I hate women banging on my door at 4:00 a.m. and I have to get up and let them out.


I love banging women on your door at 4am.
 
2010-08-31 8:56:20 PM  

daveb0rg: pervvywanker: I hate women banging on my door at 4:00 a.m. and I have to get up and let them out.

I love banging women on your door at 4am.


Yeah farkyou!
 
2010-08-31 8:58:44 PM  

MrDon: For BesiktasBoy83:

What's wrong with her boyfriend? Everyone knows, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away!"

Plus, you don't end up with a fowl stank-ass stench in your house. Do you have any idea what it will take to get that smell out???


Yes.
 
2010-08-31 8:59:11 PM  

MrDon: For BesiktasBoy83:

What's wrong with her boyfriend? Everyone knows, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away!"

Plus, you don't end up with a fowl stank-ass stench in your house. Do you have any idea what it will take to get that smell out???


can't you just light a fire in the fireplace and have it draw whatever is there up the flue---oh wait--should have done it sooner
 
2010-08-31 9:03:58 PM  

BaconFairy: ok.. i'm just gonna say it. he killed her annoying ass, then dropped her in the chimney.

how did she die? it's august, in california... the chimney is not being used. did she hit her head on the way down? was she unconscious? if she was stuck and conscious there's no way someone wouldn't hear her screaming.


...and why would you leave your own house when you know someone is trying to get in? unless you think they can get in, that's NOT how you avoid confrontation... and if you thought they might be able to get in, why would you leave them to do whatever someone crazy enough to break into your house would do? ...unless you were going to the police - which he wasn't.


I don't know.
1. I think it would be very hard to scream with your rib cage compressed by the walls of a chimney.
2. You'd have to be crazy (and strong) to think you could drag a lifeless body up onto your roof and put it into the chimney. That guarantees that you're going to come under scrutiny eventually.

But I do agree that the thing about the house sitters is weird. And was her car sitting out front? Is it possible that she got in there and he knew it and just left her there to die. Very possibly.

/Waste of a perfectly good white woman.
 
2010-08-31 9:05:21 PM  

amaranthe: Something isn't adding up right here. TFA says he left the home unnoticed to avoid a confrontation -- so he definitely knew she was somewhere around his house, although perhaps he wasn't aware she was stuck in the chimney when he left. However, he knew enough to just coincidentally NOT COME BACK, and also coincidentally hired a house-sitter so that someone would be around in a couple of days to notice 'something odd' and call the police, so he didn't have to...

I'm trying not to think that he knew she was stuck and left her on purpose.

/It's not working...


What doesn't add up? Watch the video in the video it says she was trying to get in his house and he left and spent the night someplace else. Then he came back the next day and found her purse and car outside the house and he called the cops and reported her missing.

Sorry no murder here, just a case of a woman who caught the crazy.
 
2010-08-31 9:06:33 PM  
What happened to the ladder she used to climb onto the roof? Didn't he notice that?
 
2010-08-31 9:07:22 PM  
deana
2010-08-31 07:56:16 PM

I've lived in a bunch of places and all of them have this in common...people do stupid stuff everywhere.


***
Same here and Yup!
 
2010-08-31 9:07:57 PM  

WalMartian: What happened to the ladder she used to climb onto the roof? Didn't he notice that?


There was an access ladder built onto the side of the house.
 
2010-08-31 9:14:46 PM  

SnakeLee: whidbey: OyleSylck: But she obviously overdid it on the plastic surgery.

I guess chimneys are a lot more narrow than one would think.

She kind of looks like The Grinch in that pic...

Exactly what I was thinking. She was probably trying to steal Christmas.


Thread over.
 
2010-08-31 9:29:25 PM  

pinual: ongbok: See fellas this is why you don't stick your dick in crazy.

I would counter with you don't let crazy know your real name or where you live. Crazy girls are (at least in my experience) amazing in bed.

When one finds out where you live, just abandon everything and move.

/pack light


You gonna walk out on her? Leave her flat? Like that? Not even say goodbye?

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"That's the discipline."
 
2010-08-31 9:34:37 PM  
A dead ho ho ho in his chimney, and it's not even X-mas.
 
2010-08-31 9:37:45 PM  
DAR WIN!
 
2010-08-31 9:39:50 PM  

meehawl: Smoke me a Doctor, I'll Be Back for Breakfast.


Ace...What a guy!
 
2010-08-31 9:40:54 PM  

Ben Enya: You rang?


Only if she hadn't already reproduced.
 
2010-08-31 9:41:09 PM  
The Doctor is IN

OJ would be proud of this guy... he's getting away with murder!

He had to know that biatch was in his chimney... and just left her there to suffocate with her chest compressed by her fake boobs.

Just don't slip-up and brag about it to some other biatch or she will
rat your ass out!
 
2010-08-31 9:41:10 PM  
Doctor dies of the flue.

/my headline attempt for a green light this morning.
//didn't get it
 
2010-08-31 9:52:37 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: What creeps me is that she was found by a care taker who was there checking on the fish tank, and she smells the odor and notices fluids dripping down in the fireplace. She then gets a flashlight and looks up into the chimney and discovers the body.
I'm of the mind set that if I smell death and decay coming from the fireplace and see liquids dripping down, I'm going with raccoon or possum and making a phone call. I sure as hell am NOT going to try and get closer to said rancid dripping death juice.


That's going to be the name of my new punk band....or possibly my first prono...

/rancid dripping death juice TM
//now owned by me..
 
SVX
2010-08-31 9:52:39 PM  
Came for the epic fail pictures. Leaving disappointed. If this isn't the very definition of FAIL, then I don't know what is.
 
2010-08-31 9:53:45 PM  
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2010-08-31 9:54:03 PM  

Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare: Ok, she was a doctor and attractive so unless she's had a history of stalking other people in the past I'd say this is getting suspicious really fast.


Well, someone call the police and tell them to Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare has cracked the case. This anonymous voice from the ether clearly has all the necessary facts to bring this case to a swift conclusion.
 
2010-08-31 9:56:34 PM  
Forever the optomist, I offer that he doesn't have to worry about her breaking into his house anymore.

/brightside of life
 
2010-08-31 10:00:07 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Why do so many people think chimneys are just big, smooth, open tunnels leading into your house?

The average chimney is rather narrow and rough, and there's usually an integrated flu/grate at the bottom which would block you from entering the house anyway./


Once again Google shows the way:Link

 
2010-08-31 10:00:29 PM  
The talk of Bakersfield, Calif., today is about a popular doctor who climbed into the chimney of her boyfriend's home, became stuck and died. Her body was not found for several days.

An autopsy was being performed today on Jacquelyn Kotarac, 50, an internist who saw up to 200 patients a week. She was last seen late Wednesday trying to force her way into the home of William Moodie, whom she had been dating. Moodie told KGET-TV he did not want to see her and left unnoticed to avoid a confrontation. He did not elaborate.

Kotarac was last seen climbing onto the roof and into the chimney. Her office reported her missing Thursday morning, and her decomposed body was found Saturday after a woman at the home reported a foul odor. Firefighters spent five hours dismantling the chimney and flue from the outside to reach her Kotarac's body.

Alcohol may have played a role, The Californian writes.

This article states that she was last seen...
 
2010-08-31 10:01:09 PM  

Puddinhed: Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare: Ok, she was a doctor and attractive so unless she's had a history of stalking other people in the past I'd say this is getting suspicious really fast.

Well, someone call the police and tell them to Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare has cracked the case. This anonymous voice from the ether clearly has all the necessary facts to bring this case to a swift conclusion.


Thanks. I always do my best.
 
2010-08-31 10:02:59 PM  
Anyone else think of this? I don't know why this came to mind..

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2010-08-31 10:05:08 PM  

Pluto: The talk of Bakersfield, Calif., today is about a popular doctor who climbed into the chimney of her boyfriend's home, became stuck and died. Her body was not found for several days.

An autopsy was being performed today on Jacquelyn Kotarac, 50, an internist who saw up to 200 patients a week. She was last seen late Wednesday trying to force her way into the home of William Moodie, whom she had been dating. Moodie told KGET-TV he did not want to see her and left unnoticed to avoid a confrontation. He did not elaborate.

Kotarac was last seen climbing onto the roof and into the chimney. Her office reported her missing Thursday morning, and her decomposed body was found Saturday after a woman at the home reported a foul odor. Firefighters spent five hours dismantling the chimney and flue from the outside to reach her Kotarac's body.

Alcohol may have played a role, The Californian writes.

This article states that she was last seen...


I wonder who saw her and why nothing was done before she turned into a dripping vestige of her former self?
 
2010-08-31 10:05:35 PM  
FireCrotch?
 
2010-08-31 10:06:01 PM  
Was her doctorate in "stupid?"
 
2010-08-31 10:07:08 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: The article said the guy slipped out unnoticed - I bet she was in there screaming to that guy for help, thinking he was just letting her suffer in there.


More like the guy decided to go away for a few hours while things cooled down. When he came back, he noticed her car was still around so he went to a hotel or a buddy's place. After a couple of days of that he probably told himself "fark it, this is ridiculous", went home and noticed the odor...

/don't stick your dick in the crazy
//staying away from your own place isn't normal, but when you're dodging a crazy chick it is
 
2010-08-31 10:10:35 PM  

reubendaley: Nice of her to make a housecall. I heard she was just over the flue herself.


I..................................
 
2010-08-31 10:11:19 PM  
what type of fireplace was this? was it an active legal chimney? if so, then the pipe is only going to be six inches wide?
 
2010-08-31 10:13:09 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: I sure as hell am NOT going to try and get closer to said rancid dripping death juice.


Well, someone's got me craving Taco Bell now. Thanks a lot
 
2010-08-31 10:14:13 PM  

eas81: That's going to be the name of my new punk band....or possibly my first prono...

/rancid dripping death juice TM
//now owned by me..


Domain name registry claims otherwise...when you get famous, you can buy it from me for millions.

/hey, $9.99 is $9.99, y'know?
 
2010-08-31 10:15:36 PM  
well, fark. no wonder she didn't call my lortab rx in.

/biatch
 
2010-08-31 10:16:38 PM  
Are chimney flues (fluii?) larger than normal in Chicago? I've put caps on a few chimneys (chimnii?), and can't imagine anyone squeezing into the top. The largest I've seen was in the Poconos (Poconii?, OK, I'll stop) and it was maybe a foot across**. My wife is a size 2 and I don't think she would fit.

**I don't do renovations for a living but have done a gaggle of home repairs on rentals and friends/relatives homes.
 
2010-08-31 10:20:26 PM  
Ohhhhh youuuu
Better watch out
You better not cry
You better not shout
I'm telling you why
Something something
There's a dead lady stuck
In your chimney
 
2010-08-31 10:21:28 PM  

SVX: Came for the epic fail pictures. Leaving disappointed. If this isn't the very definition of FAIL, then I don't know what is.


I came for people leaving because there were no epic fail pictures: Leaving Satisfied.
 
2010-08-31 10:23:12 PM  

AnyName: Are chimney flues (fluii?) larger than normal in Chicago? I've put caps on a few chimneys (chimnii?), and can't imagine anyone squeezing into the top. The largest I've seen was in the Poconos (Poconii?, OK, I'll stop) and it was maybe a foot across**. My wife is a size 2 and I don't think she would fit.

**I don't do renovations for a living but have done a gaggle of home repairs on rentals and friends/relatives homes.


It all depends on how old the house is and how big it is. Newer ones are usually 12 x 12 or smaller, older ones are 24 x 24 and sometimes larger. Some have a damper on them that prevents entry into the chimney. I have a feeling that this one had one of those dampers that prevents entry and that is where she got hung up.
 
2010-08-31 10:27:58 PM  
Whatever happened to the idea of a brick thru a window with a note that says "I know you're humping her! I'm gonna find her and dump the body in a lake!"
I guess I'm old fashioned...
/This was a friggin' doctor. You'd hope she'd have more gray matter than a retard.
 
2010-08-31 10:33:32 PM  
Chim-chimney
Chim-chimney
Chim-chim-cherruck
You are a psycho whose beard-clam he farked
Chim-chimney
Chim-chimney
Chim-chim-cheroo
And now your dumb ass is stuck in his flue
 
2010-08-31 10:36:54 PM  
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You can't hide the crazy eyes, or the surgery.
 
2010-08-31 10:38:31 PM  

Goggles_Pisano: You can't hide the crazy eyes, or the surgery.


I think she looks a little like a blonde Bjork.
 
2010-08-31 10:39:10 PM  
Is it even POSSIBLE to get into a house through a regular chimney?
 
2010-08-31 10:40:55 PM  

llDuffManll: I'd have hit it. Doesn't matter if she was crazy.

http://www.turnto23.com/news/24832021/detail.html (new window)


From your link: DeGeare said the two were in an "on-again, off-again" relationship.

The man's identity was not revealed by police, but the man who resides in the home is William Moodie.


Golly, I don't know. Who could it be now?
 
2010-08-31 10:42:20 PM  

vandelay: Is it even POSSIBLE to get into a house through a regular chimney?


Not anything made in the last 50 years unless it was industrial use. But it doesn't stop people from trying.
 
2010-08-31 10:44:11 PM  

ongbok: It all depends on how old the house is and how big it is. Newer ones are usually 12 x 12 or smaller, older ones are 24 x 24 and sometimes larger. Some have a damper on them that prevents entry into the chimney. I have a feeling that this one had one of those dampers that prevents entry and that is where she got hung up.


How old of a house has a 24X24? I did a bunch o chimney caps on houses built in the 1940s and never saw one that big.

/Second biggest lie "I've never seen one that big!!"
//First "I promise not to cum in your mailbox"
 
2010-08-31 10:44:22 PM  
From another article:

Dr Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, first tried to get into the house with a shovel, then climbed a ladder to the roof last Wednesday night, removed the chimney cap and slid feet first down the flue, Bakersfield police Sgt Mary DeGeare said.



I still say it's very suspicious.
 
2010-08-31 10:52:17 PM  
farking useless cops.

She was murdered. Seems pretty farking obvious.
 
2010-08-31 10:53:04 PM  

mikaloyd: reubendaley: starlost

why didn't she just drug up some guys with knockout and penis stiffy junk in her exam room and fark the heck of em. thats what decent male doctors do.

This sentence nearly caused my head to asplode. Please be more careful in the future.

I went to your profile not because of A. or B. but because that was hilarious.

I just wanted you to know that you own the most disturbing profile photo on FARK.


Goddammit, how is that allowed?!?!??!! You risk bannation for failing to put an NSFW warning next to a link, but any nutter can upload whatever he wants to his profile to ensnare unsuspecting visitors?!
 
2010-08-31 10:57:06 PM  
I'm curious about her plan for what she was planning to do if she made it into the house.

She's standing there, covered in soot. What does she say "Once you go black you never go back"?
 
2010-08-31 11:00:40 PM  

Birnone: I'm curious about her plan for what she was planning to do if she made it into the house.

She's standing there, covered in soot. What does she say "Once you go black you never go back"?


I think she'd just make an ash of herself.
 
2010-08-31 11:02:22 PM  

AnyName: ongbok: It all depends on how old the house is and how big it is. Newer ones are usually 12 x 12 or smaller, older ones are 24 x 24 and sometimes larger. Some have a damper on them that prevents entry into the chimney. I have a feeling that this one had one of those dampers that prevents entry and that is where she got hung up.

How old of a house has a 24X24? I did a bunch o chimney caps on houses built in the 1940s and never saw one that big.

/Second biggest lie "I've never seen one that big!!"
//First "I promise not to cum in your mailbox"


My parents do, but they have a very large brick house that is over 100 years old.
 
2010-08-31 11:04:43 PM  
Looks like someone went from an old flame....

...to a Duraflame.

Yeeeeeeaaaah.
 
2010-08-31 11:13:08 PM  
This puts a damper on everything. Flue seasons first victim. My hearth goes out to her family.
 
2010-08-31 11:18:17 PM  

OyleSylck: whidbey: Was she hot?*

Here is a photo her photo from her facebook page.

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She didn't look like a fatty. It looks like some kind of exercise equipment(?) as well in her office.


I believe that blue device on the floor behind her is probably some sort of Kegel exerciser.
 
2010-08-31 11:20:27 PM  
I've been trolling fark all day waiting for this story to break. According to most around town she was a bit crazy and had a bit of a drinking problem.
 
2010-08-31 11:30:27 PM  

CowboyDave: Psycoholic_Slag: What creeps me is that she was found by a care taker who was there checking on the fish tank, and she smells the odor and notices fluids dripping down in the fireplace. She then gets a flashlight and looks up into the chimney and discovers the body.
I'm of the mind set that if I smell death and decay coming from the fireplace and see liquids dripping down, I'm going with raccoon or possum and making a phone call. I sure as hell am NOT going to try and get closer to said rancid dripping death juice.

Agreed, getting a flashlight and looking is stupid you only see in slashy horror films.


Isn't there something about the smell of decomp (cadaverine, I think it's called) that we're hardwired to go into HOLYSHIAT FEAR mode over?
Think I read about that on another FARK thread...

Do not ask me for what the cadaverine was being used.
 
2010-08-31 11:48:06 PM  

mikaloyd: reubendaley: starlost

why didn't she just drug up some guys with knockout and penis stiffy junk in her exam room and fark the heck of em. thats what decent male doctors do.

This sentence nearly caused my head to asplode. Please be more careful in the future.

I went to your profile not because of A. or B. but because that was hilarious.

I just wanted you to know that you own the most disturbing profile photo on FARK.


Nice find! hahahaha.
 
2010-08-31 11:52:56 PM  

CowboyDave: Agreed, getting a flashlight and looking is stupid you only see in slashy horror films.


I don't know. If it was just a raccoon or possum, and it was within reach, why do you have to waste money getting someone else to remove it?
 
2010-08-31 11:55:36 PM  

quantum_jellyroll:
I believe that blue device on the floor behind her is probably some sort of Kegel exerciser.


[image from 3.bp.blogspot.com too old to be available]
 
2010-08-31 11:56:51 PM  
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Crazy. Don't do it.
 
2010-08-31 11:57:31 PM  
Why didn't he just regenerate.
 
2010-08-31 11:58:24 PM  
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2010-08-31 11:58:29 PM  

BaconFairy: if she was stuck and conscious there's no way someone wouldn't hear her screaming.


...and why would you leave your own house when you know someone is trying to get in? unless you think they can get in, that's NOT how you avoid confrontation...


I would imagine it's difficult to scream when your lungs are being mechanically compressed, and the chimney would direct the sound upward. 5 minutes of that and you're gone.

Also, one might leave to avoid a confrontation, if one believed that a confrontation was what was being sought.

Seriously, if the police and the salivating prosecutors don't think foul play was involved, I'd be inclined to agree. Those guys are typically aching to invent offenses and convict.
 
2010-08-31 11:58:35 PM  
Some of you think it's more likely he carried a heavy, unconscious body safely onto the roof and dropped her effortlessly into the chimney than it is she climbed up there herself and did something stupid?

Jesus Christ.
 
2010-09-01 12:11:25 AM  
Dang...I'd wanna snark on her for being stupid,but hey I'll never know when I find that special stupid spot I never knew about.

And then I'll get that green light I've always wanted...posthumously.
 
2010-09-01 12:22:16 AM  
This furthers my belief that having a medical degree is not an indicator of overall intelligence or common sense capabilities.
 
2010-09-01 12:27:28 AM  
Any pizza rolls with this?
 
2010-09-01 12:28:45 AM  

theoriginalslash: So, someone with a medical degree was so stupid she actually thought it was possible for a human to fit into a chimney? Was she dressed like Santa Claus, too?


tb tibbles: ZeroCorpse: Why do so many people think chimneys are just big, smooth, open tunnels leading into your house?

The average chimney is rather narrow and rough, and there's usually an integrated flu/grate at the bottom which would block you from entering the house anyway./


Once again Google shows the way:Link


That must have been written about a hundred years or so ago.

Dumbass3 to think you can do that in anything built in the past 60 years.
 
2010-09-01 12:42:06 AM  

jingks: CowboyDave: Agreed, getting a flashlight and looking is stupid you only see in slashy horror films.

I don't know. If it was just a raccoon or possum, and it was within reach, why do you have to waste money getting someone else to remove it?



Because it's icky gross and dripping rancid death juice? There are dozens of dudes hanging out by Home Depot who would do it for 20 bucks.
 
2010-09-01 12:45:21 AM  

fracas: BaconFairy: if she was stuck and conscious there's no way someone wouldn't hear her screaming.


...and why would you leave your own house when you know someone is trying to get in? unless you think they can get in, that's NOT how you avoid confrontation...

I would imagine it's difficult to scream when your lungs are being mechanically compressed, and the chimney would direct the sound upward. 5 minutes of that and you're gone.


Yeah. The people saying "what a horrible way to die" aren't thinking about it. She very likely blacked out after about five or ten minutes of panic. Scary, but probably not all that painful.

She passed out, and died while unconscious.

Now, while I can't say this was a horrible way to die, I can say it was a farking EMBARRASSING way to die. Jeez... I mean, there are lots of embarrassing ways to snuff it, but this is up there next to "found dead naked on top of a sex doll" and "found dead hanging in your closet with a belt around your neck and your pants around your ankles."

Except with those deaths, you can see (and even empathize with) the motivation. The drive to achieve orgasm is pretty strong, and people end up making ALL SORTS of bad decisions for that endorphin hit. But climbing down a chimney? That just shows plain stupidity on her part.

I think some people just aren't in possession of that little voice in their head that says, "Hey dumbass... That's a really bad idea."
 
2010-09-01 12:53:08 AM  

ZeroCorpse: fracas: BaconFairy: if she was stuck and conscious there's no way someone wouldn't hear her screaming.


...and why would you leave your own house when you know someone is trying to get in? unless you think they can get in, that's NOT how you avoid confrontation...

I would imagine it's difficult to scream when your lungs are being mechanically compressed, and the chimney would direct the sound upward. 5 minutes of that and you're gone.

Yeah. The people saying "what a horrible way to die" aren't thinking about it. She very likely blacked out after about five or ten minutes of panic. Scary, but probably not all that painful.

She passed out, and died while unconscious.

Now, while I can't say this was a horrible way to die, I can say it was a farking EMBARRASSING way to die. Jeez... I mean, there are lots of embarrassing ways to snuff it, but this is up there next to "found dead naked on top of a sex doll" and "found dead hanging in your closet with a belt around your neck and your pants around your ankles."

Except with those deaths, you can see (and even empathize with) the motivation. The drive to achieve orgasm is pretty strong, and people end up making ALL SORTS of bad decisions for that endorphin hit. But climbing down a chimney? That just shows plain stupidity on her part.

I think some people just aren't in possession of that little voice in their head that says, "Hey dumbass... That's a really bad idea."


Oh yeah she had that little voice. It just wasn't as loud as that voice that was saying "Hey dumbass get in there and make that asshole listen to you, not the window the chimney genius."
 
2010-09-01 12:55:18 AM  
How do you get to be 50 yrs old and still think you can enter a house through the chimney.
 
2010-09-01 1:00:36 AM  

reubendaley: Nice of her to make a housecall. I heard she was just over the flue herself.


reubendaley, where did you get those mud flaps in your profile picture? They sure are nice...
 
2010-09-01 1:17:51 AM  
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2010-09-01 1:27:36 AM  
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2010-09-01 1:28:54 AM  

Infernal Wedgie: ongbok: Link (new window)

Read the comments in that article. There are people that actually think that her boyfriend killed her and stuffed down the chimney.
I hope they are just trolling.

Not trolling. See my prior comment.

/honestly, it is a more feasible story, imho.


I don't see it. The mechanics of stuffing a dead body into a chimney are difficult, nearly insurmountable. A lot of dead weight, rag doll, and the chimney's gonna be well above your footing so you'd have to be lifting her up a ladder, over your head, and fit her down the chimney feetfirst. Just hauling a body onto the roof to begin with is hard enough, unless there's an access door.

You would not have long to work on this without an ever-increasing risk of being seen.

And it resolves nothing. It makes it almost IMPOSSIBLE to secretly recover the body for later covert disposal; due to decomposition it will almost surely be found in a few days. It does not cover up or explain existing evidence like head being bashed in, strangulation marks, or any trauma associated with a fight.

If it WAS done as part of a murder, it was a tactic employed out of sheer stupidity. Given the depth of human stupidity, it can't be entirely ruled out though.
 
2010-09-01 1:30:39 AM  

Defiance_: It's a good thing the cops found him before Santa did.


Not only DRTFA, but DRTFHeadline, either.
 
2010-09-01 1:30:41 AM  

SnakeLee: Police say a California doctor apparently tried to get into the home of the man she had been dating by sliding down the chimney. Her decomposing body was found there days later.

I love the way those two sentences were written together like that. Set em up, knock em down.


So, if you're gonna jump down a chimney, make sure you've got your cell phone with you, charged, and have good reception there.

Oh darn can't reach it- why, oh WHY didn't I bring the hands-free bluetooth?
 
2010-09-01 1:35:46 AM  
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2010-09-01 1:37:27 AM  
BaconFairy: ok.. i'm just gonna say it. he killed her annoying ass, then dropped her in the chimney.

how did she die? it's august, in california... the chimney is not being used. did she hit her head on the way down? was she unconscious? if she was stuck and conscious there's no way someone wouldn't hear her screaming.


...and why would you leave your own house when you know someone is trying to get in? unless you think they can get in, that's NOT how you avoid confrontation... and if you thought they might be able to get in, why would you leave them to do whatever someone crazy enough to break into your house would do? ...unless you were going to the police - which he wasn't.

I don't know.
Bullroarer_Took: 1. I think it would be very hard to scream with your rib cage compressed by the walls of a chimney.
2. You'd have to be crazy (and strong) to think you could drag a lifeless body up onto your roof and put it into the chimney. That guarantees that you're going to come under scrutiny eventually.

But I do agree that the thing about the house sitters is weird. And was her car sitting out front? Is it possible that she got in there and he knew it and just left her there to die. Very possibly.

/Waste of a perfectly good white woman.


She wasn't in her right mind. She might have resolved to die there and just didn't scream for help.

Gotta say, if I were house sitting and started to hear muffled sounds from a stand-alone house with no basement and no one in any of the rooms, I'd be creeped right the fark out. Someone in the chimney would not be high on my list of logical explanations.
 
2010-09-01 2:07:11 AM  
Even scarier, she lives (lived?) right down my street in a brand new $800,000 home.

There are farkers everywhere, even where the crazies live.
 
2010-09-01 3:21:02 AM  
Youre going to have to try harder than that...
 
2010-09-01 3:39:10 AM  
I don't know, she was a psycho for sure, whether an "only when drinking psycho" or one of those rare female "missing part of her brain so she becomes a doctor so she can touch the insides of people for money, lifelong, psychos" I'm not sure.


It sounds like the boyfriend knew she was stuck in there. Did he know she was dying? Maybe. The neighbor (check out the gunt) in this video (new window) heard "faint cries for help" but didn't do anything about it. I'm pretty sure the boyfriend heard them too and then went out of town.
 
2010-09-01 3:49:58 AM  
horrible way to die.
 
2010-09-01 6:38:17 AM  

Oznog: Infernal Wedgie: ongbok: Link (new window)

Read the comments in that article. There are people that actually think that her boyfriend killed her and stuffed down the chimney.
I hope they are just trolling.

Not trolling. See my prior comment.

/honestly, it is a more feasible story, imho.

I don't see it. The mechanics of stuffing a dead body into a chimney are difficult, nearly insurmountable. A lot of dead weight, rag doll, and the chimney's gonna be well above your footing so you'd have to be lifting her up a ladder, over your head, and fit her down the chimney feetfirst. Just hauling a body onto the roof to begin with is hard enough, unless there's an access door.

You would not have long to work on this without an ever-increasing risk of being seen.

And it resolves nothing. It makes it almost IMPOSSIBLE to secretly recover the body for later covert disposal; due to decomposition it will almost surely be found in a few days. It does not cover up or explain existing evidence like head being bashed in, strangulation marks, or any trauma associated with a fight.

If it WAS done as part of a murder, it was a tactic employed out of sheer stupidity. Given the depth of human stupidity, it can't be entirely ruled out though.


why are all you accidenters and deathers convinced that in order for this to be suspicious she was dead when he hauled her up there? why not get her to do the hard part herself?

you're not using your head - he dared her to do it- then he went out for pizza.

/yes, i am 100% kidding
//of course this was an accident.
 
2010-09-01 6:40:22 AM  

schubie: It sounds like the boyfriend knew she was stuck in there. Did he know she was dying? Maybe. The neighbor (check out the gunt) in this video (new window) heard "faint cries for help" but didn't do anything about it. I'm pretty sure the boyfriend heard them too and then went out of town.


"How does anyone think about going down a chimney" said the fat guy...
 
2010-09-01 6:56:37 AM  
OK, so she's drunk, and she's been trying to "get into the house with a shovel." I suppose that means there's screaming and cussing and pounding on the house, etc. I can totally see the guy running for it when he hears her pounding on the side of the house opposite from the door. I can totally see him not calling the cops so that she's not arrested for DUI and destruction of property, etc. He's just hoping she'll settle down and leave, or pass out in the yard. Probably doesn't even know his neighbors, much less have the nerve to ask if they saw what happened to the skinny screaming biatch that was in his yard yesterday. So he reports her missing and goes on his trip. I think that is completely plausible.
 
2010-09-01 7:39:31 AM  

Psycoholic_Slag: What creeps me is that she was found by a care taker who was there checking on the fish tank, and she smells the odor and notices fluids dripping down in the fireplace. She then gets a flashlight and looks up into the chimney and discovers the body.
I'm of the mind set that if I smell death and decay coming from the fireplace and see liquids dripping down, I'm going with raccoon or possum and making a phone call. I sure as hell am NOT going to try and get closer to said rancid dripping death juice.


Could be the WORST upskirt you get to view all year too.

On the other hand, cleanup is a breeze with:

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2010-09-01 9:20:46 AM  
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2010-09-01 10:03:09 AM  

SVX: Came for the epic fail pictures. Leaving disappointed. If this isn't the very definition of FAIL, then I don't know what is.


Yeah - you gotta be some sort of dumbass to think you can slide down a f*cking chimney. Yeah, she may have been a doctor, but I'm thinking she probably didn't have enough common sense to know how to change a light bulb.

Tragic that a 59 year old sugar momma had to die because she was dummmmmmmmmmmb.
 
2010-09-01 10:05:54 AM  
Chalk up one more vote for Pat Quinn
 
2010-09-01 10:15:46 AM  
I know, I know, wrong state.
 
2010-09-01 10:48:13 AM  
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2010-09-01 11:14:52 AM  

Bullroarer_Took: SVX: Came for the epic fail pictures. Leaving disappointed. If this isn't the very definition of FAIL, then I don't know what is.

I came for people leaving because there were no epic fail pictures: Leaving Satisfied.


I came
 
2010-09-01 11:29:13 AM  
To backtrack quite a bit, I think the blue thing in the photo behind her is one of those spine straightening/sit-up devices.

To think on this situation overnight I've decided he didn't kill her, but he sure did nothing to stop her from dying.
 
2010-09-01 11:44:13 AM  

21-7-b: 49 years young

Pluto: 50

acaciaavenue: 59 year old sugar momma



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2010-09-01 12:46:14 PM  
No matter whether she did climb up there and do herself in, or if he either killed her or ignored her pleas and left there are definitely some women out there who are intrigued by this guy now.
"There must be something about that guy for a chick to go completely nutty over him"
They'll dig the mystery and danger of it all and he'll be stickin' his stiffs into chimneys soon enough.
 
2010-09-01 2:47:44 PM  

AnyName: ongbok: It all depends on how old the house is and how big it is. Newer ones are usually 12 x 12 or smaller, older ones are 24 x 24 and sometimes larger. Some have a damper on them that prevents entry into the chimney. I have a feeling that this one had one of those dampers that prevents entry and that is where she got hung up.

How old of a house has a 24X24? I did a bunch o chimney caps on houses built in the 1940s and never saw one that big.

/Second biggest lie "I've never seen one that big!!"
//First "I promise not to cum in your mailbox"


Your slashies remind of of a old DAC song (new window).

/This'll only hurt for a little while
//I'll only put the head of it in.
///I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth mailbox.
 
2010-09-01 3:08:34 PM  

BaconFairy: ok.. i'm just gonna say it. he killed her annoying ass, then dropped her in the chimney.

how did she die? it's august, in california... the chimney is not being used. did she hit her head on the way down? was she unconscious? if she was stuck and conscious there's no way someone wouldn't hear her screaming.


...and why would you leave your own house when you know someone is trying to get in? unless you think they can get in, that's NOT how you avoid confrontation... and if you thought they might be able to get in, why would you leave them to do whatever someone crazy enough to break into your house would do? ...unless you were going to the police - which he wasn't.


Try rtfa. Kthxbai
 
2010-09-01 3:12:26 PM  

Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare: Ok, she was a doctor and attractive so unless she's had a history of stalking other people in the past I'd say this is getting suspicious really fast.


BaconFairy: ok.. i'm just gonna say it. he killed her annoying ass, then dropped her in the chimney.

how did she die? it's august, in california... the chimney is not being used. did she hit her head on the way down? was she unconscious? if she was stuck and conscious there's no way someone wouldn't hear her screaming

attractive you say? I could make a pair of pants from her upper lip

/hmmm

...and why would you leave your own house when you know someone is trying to get in? unless you think they can get in, that's NOT how you avoid confrontation... and if you thought they might be able to get in, why would you leave them to do whatever someone crazy enough to break into your house would do? ...unless you were going to the police - which he wasn't.


Try rtfa. Kthxbai
 
2010-09-01 5:17:16 PM  

Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: well, fark. no wonder she didn't call my lortab rx in.

/biatch


I got it.

/not really.
 
2010-09-02 4:38:35 AM  
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Performed by: Bert (Dick Van Dyke)
Written by: Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky
As lucky can be

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when
I shake 'ands with you
Or blow me a kiss
And that's lucky too

Now as the ladder of life
'As been strung
You may think a sweep's
On the bottommost rung

Though I spends me time
In the ashes and soot
In this 'ole wide world
There's no 'appier bloke

Up where the smoke is
All billered and curled
'Tween pavement and stars
Is the chimney sweep world

When the's 'ardly no day
Nor 'ardly no night
There's things 'alf in shadow
And 'alf way in light
On the roof tops of London
Coo, what a sight!

I choose me bristles with pride
Yes, I do
A broom for the shaft
And a broom for the flume

Though I'm covered with soot
From me 'ead to me toes
A sweep knows 'e's welcome
Wherever 'e goes

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
When you're with a sweep
You're in glad company

No where is there
A more 'appier crew
Than them wot sings
"Chim chim cher-ee
Chim cher-oo!"
On the chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee
Chim cher-oo!

Chim Chim Cher-ee Sing Along
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX4Ppm-cPZI (new window)

Step In Time Sing Along
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2010-09-02 6:26:27 PM  

quantum_jellyroll: OyleSylck: whidbey: Was she hot?*

Here is a photo her photo from her facebook page.

She didn't look like a fatty. It looks like some kind of exercise equipment(?) as well in her office.

I believe that blue device on the floor behind her is probably some sort of Kegel exerciser.


It might very well be. She was a gynecologist. Not sure the news are reporting that though.
 
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