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(WLSAM)   Doctor's decomposed body discovered in chimney after getting stuck trying to enter the home of man she was dating. This is why he didn't give you a key   (wlsam.com) divider line
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rmz
2010-08-31 5:29:25 PM  
WLS 890 AM Chicago trifecta in play
 
2010-08-31 5:37:46 PM  
Police say a California doctor apparently tried to get into the home of the man she had been dating by sliding down the chimney. Her decomposing body was found there days later.

I love the way those two sentences were written together like that. Set em up, knock em down.
 
2010-08-31 5:54:39 PM  
"investigators do not suspect foul play "

I have an idea forming....
 
2010-08-31 6:03:20 PM  
I take it that the good doctor *never* watched Gremlins.
 
2010-08-31 6:04:51 PM  
Damn. and it would've been only another week before he'd have some delicious psycho jerky.

Either that or he was just storing her in the chimney for later use. Maybe he thought the fire would save him from having to use a greased-up curling iron.
 
2010-08-31 6:12:09 PM  
Who doesn't have the decaying body of an ex girlfriend stuck in their chimney?
 
2010-08-31 6:14:45 PM  

xynix: "investigators do not suspect foul play "

I have an idea forming....


you would think that using a rock on a window would have been a LOT easier than sliding down a chimney

/I smell something rotten
 
2010-08-31 6:30:01 PM  
Doctor's decomposed body discovered in chimney after getting stuck trying to enter the home of man she was dating stalking.

FTFY, subby.
 
2010-08-31 6:32:14 PM  
See fellas this is why you don't stick your dick in crazy. She was not only crazy she was determined. Most jilted ex's would either give up or wait in front of the house for you to come home after they tried the front door, back door, all of the windows and still couldn't get in. But not this one, she said "Hmm let me remove the chimney cap and slide in!". I guess all single men should be happy, there is one less crazy out on the market for us to run into.
 
2010-08-31 6:55:02 PM  
It's a good thing the cops found him before Santa did.
 
2010-08-31 6:55:51 PM  

rmz: WLS 890 AM Chicago trifecta in play


It's all those bad Teabagger Chemicals.

Makes people act that way.
 
Ral
2010-08-31 6:57:00 PM  
The "boyfriend" must be relieved that his stalker won't bother him anymore. Even after you get away from people like that, you always wonder if you're going to wake up to find yourself tied to the bed like in "Misery".
 
2010-08-31 6:57:36 PM  
The guy from CSI Miami would have a great joke for this. I'm not funny enough, anyone else got any ideas?
 
2010-08-31 6:58:43 PM  
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Approves.
 
2010-08-31 6:59:35 PM  

BesiktasBoy83: The guy from CSI Miami would have a great joke for this. I'm not funny enough, anyone else got any ideas?


Me neither, but I'm sure there's a ho-ho-ho in there somewhere...
 
2010-08-31 6:59:46 PM  

BesiktasBoy83: The guy from CSI Miami would have a great joke for this. I'm not funny enough, anyone else got any ideas?


Looks like christmas came early?

/not great, I know
 
2010-08-31 7:00:00 PM  
she got burned.
 
2010-08-31 7:00:03 PM  
So, someone with a medical degree was so stupid she actually thought it was possible for a human to fit into a chimney? Was she dressed like Santa Claus, too?
 
2010-08-31 7:00:15 PM  
...Looks like this doctor couldn't cure the flue....Yeeeeeaahhhh

Submitted with this headline, late.
 
2010-08-31 7:00:48 PM  
Shouldn't have been dating a fatty.
 
2010-08-31 7:02:35 PM  
why didn't she just drug up some guys with knockout and penis stiffy junk in her exam room and fark the heck of em. thats what decent male doctors do.
 
2010-08-31 7:02:59 PM  
reubendaley:
Nice of her to make a housecall. I heard she was just over the flue herself.

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2010-08-31 7:03:22 PM  

BesiktasBoy83: The guy from CSI Miami would have a great joke for this. I'm not funny enough, anyone else got any ideas?


"Crispy on the outside, tender on the inside?"

/Actual CSI quote about a body stuck in a chimney
 
2010-08-31 7:03:57 PM  
Why do so many people think chimneys are just big, smooth, open tunnels leading into your house?

The average chimney is rather narrow and rough, and there's usually an integrated flu/grate at the bottom which would block you from entering the house anyway.

People who climb down chimneys deserve to die.

However, this was a real waste of a slot in medical school.
 
2010-08-31 7:04:33 PM  
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i'm just glad it wasn't her
/giggityyyy
 
2010-08-31 7:04:48 PM  
How much fire does it take to get rid of something like that in your chimney?
 
2010-08-31 7:04:58 PM  
I've read a lot of stories like this over the years.

Has anyone ever been able to successfully go down a chimney?
 
2010-08-31 7:06:36 PM  
Bakersfield.
 
2010-08-31 7:06:38 PM  
You're doing it wrong, dead doctor lady.


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2010-08-31 7:07:26 PM  
I hate to ruin a good grave dancin' but shouldn't this guy be just a little bit in trouble for knowing she was trying to enter his house that way but leaving and then ignoring her until she died?

I mean it sounds like he made the best choice and all but that's a little cold. So cold infact ...she probably caught (on) a flue.

yeeeaaaahhhhhh!
 
in
2010-08-31 7:08:31 PM  

Gilligann: I've read a lot of stories like this over the years.

Has anyone ever been able to successfully go down a chimney?


Um, Santa Claus. Duh.
 
2010-08-31 7:08:54 PM  

nicoffeine: Bakersfield.


dammit.
 
2010-08-31 7:09:39 PM  
Hahaha, the suggestion for CSI joking wasn't even posted yet when I was writing mine, damn you guys! :P
 
2010-08-31 7:09:54 PM  

reubendaley: starlost

why didn't she just drug up some guys with knockout and penis stiffy junk in her exam room and fark the heck of em. thats what decent male doctors do.

This sentence nearly caused my head to asplode. Please be more careful in the future.


I went to your profile not because of A. or B. but because that was hilarious.

I just wanted you to know that you own the most disturbing profile photo on FARK.
 
2010-08-31 7:10:11 PM  
Give her credit - 49 years young and leaping around on the roof
 
2010-08-31 7:10:42 PM  

Ponzholio: BesiktasBoy83: The guy from CSI Miami would have a great joke for this. I'm not funny enough, anyone else got any ideas?

Me neither, but I'm sure there's a ho-ho-ho in there somewhere...


Green Giant? :)
 
2010-08-31 7:10:54 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I hate to ruin a good grave dancin' but shouldn't this guy be just a little bit in trouble for knowing she was trying to enter his house that way but leaving and then ignoring her until she died?


You've got a point there, in accordance with the accepted narrative of "The one with the penis is always at fault".
 
2010-08-31 7:11:29 PM  
How did she die?

Suffocation?
 
2010-08-31 7:12:42 PM  

Riotboy: Approves.


Damn. Was coming to post this... leaving dejected.
 
2010-08-31 7:14:40 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I hate to ruin a good grave dancin' but shouldn't this guy be just a little bit in trouble for knowing she was trying to enter his house that way but leaving and then ignoring her until she died?

I mean it sounds like he made the best choice and all but that's a little cold. So cold infact ...she probably caught (on) a flue.

yeeeaaaahhhhhh!


The article doesn't say anything like that, it just says he left the house unnoticed to avoid a confrontation. Crazy was probably pounding on the door and calling him and he slipped out the back door while she was throwing a tantrum.
 
2010-08-31 7:15:51 PM  

reubendaley: Nice of her to make a housecall. I heard she was just over the flue herself.


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2010-08-31 7:16:34 PM  
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2010-08-31 7:19:08 PM  
reubendaley: starlost

why didn't she just drug up some guys with knockout and penis stiffy junk in her exam room and fark the heck of em. thats what decent male doctors do.

This sentence nearly caused my head to asplode. Please be more careful in the future.

I went to your profile not because of A. or B. but because that was hilarious.

I just wanted you to know that you own the most disturbing profile photo on FARK.



I think I just died a little looking at that profile.

/please be careful when practicing reverse psychology.
 
2010-08-31 7:19:36 PM  

BesiktasBoy83: The guy from CSI Miami would have a great joke for this. I'm not funny enough, anyone else got any ideas?


Welcome back.
 
2010-08-31 7:19:48 PM  
Yeah, he called the cops when he noticed them smell.

More like, he waited a few days after the screams had stopped. Ya can't really blame him. Chevy Chase in American Vacation faking the sobs when the State Trooper reams him out over dragging the nasty dog to death...
 
2010-08-31 7:20:19 PM  
Lets all give a big hand to the 2010 Hide and Seek Champion...
 
2010-08-31 7:21:40 PM  
Was she hot?*

*Note past tense.
 
2010-08-31 7:22:10 PM  
I hate women banging on my door at 4:00 a.m. and I have to get up and let them out.
 
2010-08-31 7:23:43 PM  
 
2010-08-31 7:24:23 PM  
I wonder if she went from in the zone stalker mode to completely lucid once she realized she was stuck and her life was in danger. The article said the guy slipped out unnoticed - I bet she was in there screaming to that guy for help, thinking he was just letting her suffer in there.

That is a really rough way to go. Still though....lol
 
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