If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Yahoo)   President Bush has trouble riding the Segway   ( news.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: PSA  
•       •       •

20510 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jun 2003 at 7:14 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

273 Comments     (+0 »)

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | » | Newest | Show all

2003-06-13 12:06:12 AM  
This just fills me with giggles.
2003-06-13 02:13:49 AM  
President Bush has trouble (fill in with any verb noun combo)
2003-06-13 07:17:57 AM  
And they say our Prez isn't talented, Those are unpossible to fall off.
2003-06-13 07:18:32 AM  
I smell a photoshop contest....
2003-06-13 07:18:42 AM  

Only stupid people get into accidents right? Right?
2003-06-13 07:19:03 AM  
Why is he running in the last picture.. did he brake it??!! lol
2003-06-13 07:20:20 AM  
where's the obvious tag?
2003-06-13 07:20:25 AM  
This item was supposed to be foolproof.

Back to the drawing board, then.
2003-06-13 07:20:35 AM  
Yee-haaa! Ride 'em Cowboy!....D-oh!!!
2003-06-13 07:23:45 AM  

There's foolproof and then there's Bushproof. Bush is a spectacularly new level of fool.
2003-06-13 07:24:37 AM  
06-13-03 02:13:49 AM Reallystupid
President Bush has trouble (fill in with any verb noun combo)

... shagging octopi?
2003-06-13 07:25:24 AM  
[image from attrition.org too old to be available]
2003-06-13 07:25:33 AM  
06-13-03 07:19:03 AM Jesse_M

Why is he running in the last picture.. did he brake it??!! lol

I think he just broke into a run to make it look as if he meant it!
2003-06-13 07:26:40 AM  
President Bush has trouble (fill in with any verb noun combo)

President Bush has trouble eating pretzels.
2003-06-13 07:26:46 AM  
....masturbating ocelots?
2003-06-13 07:27:25 AM  
06-13-03 02:13:49 AM Reallystupid
President Bush has trouble (fill in with any verb noun combo)

...flensing kumquats.
2003-06-13 07:28:01 AM  

Only stupid people get into accidents right? Right?

No, Left!

OMGOMGOMGLOLROFLMAO!!!!11 I r0x0rs u s0x0rs!!
2003-06-13 07:29:36 AM  
The man can't even eat a pretzel - his lack of mastering the foo-proof Segway shouldn't knock us of our chairs.
2003-06-13 07:30:34 AM  
Maybe it's difficult

Anyone ridden one? probably not they're $5000

2003-06-13 07:30:49 AM  
I read those things were almost impossable to fall off of...
hmmmm maybe someone triped him?
2003-06-13 07:32:41 AM  
I hate those things. I see them in N.Y. all the time, they are worse then bike messengers.
2003-06-13 07:32:49 AM  
He fell off a Segway? Actually, I'm waiting for the rabid rightwing of the fark community to come to his aid (Iraqis, Palestinians, Muslims, the French, Canadians, Democrats, Al-Queda, et al will now be blamed for this). This should be good...

/pulls up a chair
2003-06-13 07:33:31 AM  
Make something idiot proof, and the world makes a better idiot.

what's the deal with him trying to tote along a feedbag in pic 1?
2003-06-13 07:34:10 AM  
06-13-03 07:26:46 AM Fha

....masturbating ocelots?

No, Fha, it is furiosly masturbating ocelots.
2003-06-13 07:34:25 AM  
Easy as falling off a...log?

However, perhaps this incident will put him off using one for Presidential duties. That would be deeply undignified.
2003-06-13 07:34:35 AM  
Those damn commies did it

2003-06-13 07:35:16 AM  
...killing kittens?

I'm off to bleach my brain now.
2003-06-13 07:35:24 AM  
President Bush has trouble pronouncing things.

Come to think of it, if he can fall off of a Segway, which Kamen made seem impossible, he has to be a "special" citizen.
2003-06-13 07:36:25 AM  
It's Clinton's fault because he got a blowjob.
2003-06-13 07:37:19 AM  
Pretty funny, although I, too, thought there was some kind of balance thingee built in that made it vitually impossible to tip them.
2003-06-13 07:37:46 AM  
I'd love to have seen the reaction of the secret service.

Maybe we are being harsh on Bush, perhaps someone told him you can't fall off a Segway and he was just proving them wrong.

2003-06-13 07:38:54 AM  
WHOOO wears short SHORTS! :P
2003-06-13 07:39:28 AM  
President Bush has trouble

...telling his arse from his elbow.

(were possesives & prepositions allowed too?)
2003-06-13 07:40:59 AM  
I can't believe I'm the first to mention "walk and chew gum at the same time..."
2003-06-13 07:42:42 AM  

This item was supposed to be foolproof.

Ah... but they didn't count on the high quality of OUR fool!
2003-06-13 07:42:53 AM  
President Bush has trouble winning elections.
2003-06-13 07:44:03 AM  
hahahahahahaha...what a hoot. Good way to start a Friday!
2003-06-13 07:45:12 AM  
BTW... are we going to bomb Kamen now? Seeing as how the Segway is obviously a weapon of masss destruction...
2003-06-13 07:45:13 AM  
That's Friday 13th oooooooow
2003-06-13 07:45:41 AM  
I liked the headline when I posted it. 'Bush falls off Segway. Segway named 21st Hijacker' and since it seems to be a theme...

President Bush has trouble...

forming proper words.
2003-06-13 07:46:59 AM  
I may change my log-in to Furiously_Mastubating_Ocelot.
2003-06-13 07:47:16 AM  
President Bush has trouble...
... finding WMDs.
... pronouncing 'nuclear'.
... convincing French.
... hiding naked avarice.
2003-06-13 07:47:45 AM  
"running the country"
2003-06-13 07:48:19 AM  
2003-06-13 07:48:24 AM  
"getting the jokes"
2003-06-13 07:49:08 AM  
"understanding "blue's clues""
2003-06-13 07:49:37 AM  
Spit out the gum!
2003-06-13 07:50:48 AM  
Huh? I just find it funny how he falls and trys to play it off by running away... whats so politcal 'bout that?
2003-06-13 07:50:54 AM  
"with even numbers"
2003-06-13 07:51:55 AM  
President Bush has trouble...

with taking *another* 4-day weekend, just for his fathers' birthday, when the rest of the country is setting records for unemployment.
Displayed 50 of 273 comments

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | » | Newest | Show all

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.