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2010-08-21 05:38:46 PM  
This should be green-lit. I approve of anything that inspires more hatred of conservatives.

/not subby
 
2010-08-21 05:48:10 PM  
Title 18, U.S.C., Section 241
Conspiracy Against Rights

This statute makes it unlawful for two or more persons to conspire to injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate any person of any state, territory or district in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him/her by the Constitution or the laws of the United States, (or because of his/her having exercised the same).

It further makes it unlawful for two or more persons to go in disguise on the highway or on the premises of another with the intent to prevent or hinder his/her free exercise or enjoyment of any rights so secured.

Punishment varies from a fine or imprisonment of up to ten years, or both; and if death results, or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for any term of years, or for life, or may be sentenced to death.

Source (new window)

The people responsible for this may be guilty of a federal crime.
 
2010-08-21 05:59:18 PM  
Dum, dum, dum, dum, DUMB!!!!
 
2010-08-21 06:12:21 PM  
What prescience for this song to have apparently been written in the eighties.
 
2010-08-21 06:15:14 PM  
I was going to come here and comment "That isn't Steve Miller Band's "The Joker" or Limp Bizket's entire catalog, but holy crap I think that may be worse. Division by zero has been achieved.
 
2010-08-21 06:16:36 PM  
It's like a rejected song from Team America: World Police.
 
2010-08-21 06:18:47 PM  
This song will stand for the ages. Thank you, subby.
 
2010-08-21 06:23:05 PM  
It is like an episode of South Park with no cartoons.
 
2010-08-21 06:48:54 PM  
It is like an episode of South Park with no cartoons.

this
 
2010-08-21 07:04:26 PM  
Do you think anyone on the next American Idol will sing this?
 
2010-08-21 07:09:35 PM  
Freedom costs a buck-o-fiiiiive
 
2010-08-21 07:27:54 PM  
I've actually heard this song played on right-wing talk radio in a non-ironic way.
 
2010-08-21 07:42:02 PM  
Are we sure Matt and Trey didn't write it? I couldn't even finished listening to it! And yes, I must agree with rotsky on this one. It also sounded like that.
 
2010-08-21 07:42:58 PM  
Sorry subby, it's bad, but its awfulness pales in comparison to the Laci Peterson tribute song.
 
2010-08-21 08:25:49 PM  
There's still a little room for worseprovement: it hasn't been auto-tuned yet.
 
2010-08-21 08:32:08 PM  

2xhelix: Sorry subby, it's bad, but its awfulness pales in comparison to the Laci Peterson tribute song.


Brilliant!
 
2010-08-21 08:35:25 PM  
Meh. Still not as bad as "We Built This City."
 
2010-08-21 08:38:06 PM  

2xhelix: Sorry subby, it's bad, but its awfulness pales in comparison to the Laci Peterson tribute song.


Hah, the poster's user name is "Nevertrustamuslim". And now we've come back full circle.
 
2010-08-21 08:41:47 PM  
There are no words...
 
2010-08-21 08:43:30 PM  

But Wait There's More: Meh. Still not as bad as "We Built This City."


Okay, I laughed.
 
2010-08-21 08:43:32 PM  

Hanky: It is like an episode of South Park with no cartoons.


That is exactly what I thought.
 
2010-08-21 08:43:34 PM  
 
2010-08-21 08:43:59 PM  
I like that it begins "I understand we have freedom of religion, but ..."

No, no you don't understand.
 
2010-08-21 08:48:51 PM  
Politics aside, that's the Ford Aspire of songs.
 
2010-08-21 08:52:37 PM  
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Ok which one of you magnificent bastards did that.
 
2010-08-21 08:53:26 PM  

CheddarPants: Trade Martin's wikipedia entry (new window)


LOL

How long will that entry last?
 
2010-08-21 08:55:23 PM  
 
2010-08-21 08:56:47 PM  

Peaceboy: There's still a little room for worseprovement: it hasn't been auto-tuned yet.


And mashed up with "Super Bowl Shuffle"

/actually that would be kinda cool
//someone get on that
 
2010-08-21 08:59:38 PM  

UNC_Samurai: I always thought it was this (new window)


At least it's more coherent and logical than most of the whargarbl and derp that comes from the GOP these days.
 
2010-08-21 09:03:23 PM  
Seriously, guys....this is a joke, right?
 
2010-08-21 09:04:01 PM  
I started watching this but had to stop after the first couple lines because the amount of stupid was more than I could stomach.
 
2010-08-21 09:04:53 PM  

msannomalley: I started watching this but had to stop after the first couple lines because the amount of stupid was more than I could stomach.


You have to listen to the chorus at least once.
 
2010-08-21 09:11:28 PM  
Ear bleach. (new window)
 
2010-08-21 09:11:31 PM  
it will probably get a million hits and the poster will take that to mean that his song is awesome, when in fact we're all laughing at him
 
2010-08-21 09:14:08 PM  
I thought it was kinda catchy,,

Reminds me of the fresh prince.

I like him, he raps happy.
 
2010-08-21 09:14:35 PM  
Dear Neoconservatives:
You are hereby barred from the following activities:
- Writing songs
- Making music
- Performing comedy
- Making films or plays
- Writing prose
- Graphic arts
- Designing websites
- Painting
- Making protest signs
- Writing polemic essays

From now on, these activities must be contracted from liberals. Fact is, they have the talent. You don't.

Thank you.
 
2010-08-21 09:21:53 PM  

But Wait There's More: Meh. Still not as bad as "We Built This City."


I truly love that song. I can't explain why.
 
2010-08-21 09:47:48 PM  

Gwendolyn: Ok which one of you magnificent bastards did that.


Guilty. Also submitter.
 
2010-08-21 09:49:26 PM  

Gwendolyn: You have to listen to the chorus at least once.


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My mother asked me to listen to the chorus once... ONCE!
 
2010-08-21 09:53:58 PM  

Hanky: It is like an episode of South Park with no cartoons.


Pretty much. Actually, imagine Randy singing that, not hard given the guy's voice, and it actually becomes funny. It's like full circle Poe's Law.

The English Major: Ear bleach. (new window)


Better ear bleach.
 
2010-08-21 09:56:08 PM  
 
2010-08-21 09:58:46 PM  

gameshowhost: CheddarPants: Trade Martin's wikipedia entry (new window)

LOL

How long will that entry last?


It's a low-traffic page, and Trade Martin doesn't seem to be the type to monitor his Wiki entry (Conservapedia, maybe, if that. Hey, now there's an idea!). Also, it's a good edit -- it doesn't state the song's suckiness as fact, but it properly cites Fark as saying as much. I think this might stay up long after we've all forgotten about him (provided someone else in this thread doesn't decide to change something else).

Nice job, CheddarPants!
 
2010-08-21 10:03:57 PM  

The English Major: GAT_00: Better ear bleach.

I started with Clapton and ended with The Jam, A Town Called Malice. (new window)


Ear candy from a band that you've probably never heard of. Although from what I remember of your music, you might.

/ear candy war?
 
2010-08-21 10:06:23 PM  
Oh, thank you, submitter. I was in dire need of our daily "Ground Zero Mosque" wharrgarbl.

\think I'm in before the wharrgarbl, actually....
 
2010-08-21 10:07:01 PM  
 
2010-08-21 10:10:26 PM  

FriarReb98: Oh, thank you, submitter. I was in dire need of our daily "Ground Zero Mosque" wharrgarbl.

\think I'm in before the wharrgarbl, actually....


I'm curious to see who the first wharrgarbler will be, since this isn't in the politics tab, nor does it have an obviously political headline.
 
2010-08-21 10:12:31 PM  

GAT_00: Ear candy from a band that you've probably never heard of. Although from what I remember of your music, you might.


I caught mention of them in a thread a year or so ago and got hooked on them.

Now I've got Ladytron on. (new window)

/and let's not call it a war
//I don't want to start a nuclear war (new window)
 
2010-08-21 10:21:08 PM  
I have no words.
 
2010-08-21 10:32:17 PM  
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I love the smell of Derp in the morning! Smells like, batsh*t insanity!

 
2010-08-21 10:38:53 PM  
Worse (new window)
 
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