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2003-06-11 01:21:23 PM  
She is one of the hottest actresses ever.
2003-06-11 01:47:04 PM  
Absolutely lovely.....stunning boobies, great butt....and some retro bush too.....
2003-06-11 01:58:37 PM  
That's all good, but a Scientologist? Huge, gigantic, mammoth turnoff, but thats just my opinion. Nice legs, but they're connected to Kelly Preston. Next.
2003-06-11 03:23:47 PM  
My ultimate fantasy is to kill two birds with one stone:

Fark Kelly until she is practically dead.


Have a beer with unsuspecting Johnny Travolta, and then after he picks up the tab, run my Kelly-stank finger underneath his nose and laugh in his face.
2003-06-11 03:23:59 PM  
Hoblit misses the bush... all this landing strip and baldy stuff just gets on my nerves. I HATE STUBBLE.
2003-06-11 03:25:25 PM  
Did you see.....
/kittens run for cover
2003-06-11 03:26:46 PM  
I have never hated John Travolta more in my life.

Xenu wants to do his wife.
2003-06-11 03:26:57 PM  
Why does this say 2002 next to it? This scene is from some dipshiat movie called Mischief I saw when I was like 10. Still a very good scene indeed.
2003-06-11 03:28:13 PM  
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2003-06-11 03:29:39 PM  
If this is the kind of snayatch you can get as a Scientologist - Does anyone have the phone number to Dianetics/L Ron Hubbard Enterprises?
2003-06-11 03:30:29 PM  

dude-you are brutal
2003-06-11 03:30:37 PM  
It's the battle of the Kellies today.
2003-06-11 03:30:40 PM  
/fap fap fappity fap
2003-06-11 03:32:23 PM  
What amazes me is that with all the T&A in this world and on the internet that some men still need Viagra?

Stop spending all that money on pills and get yourself a high speed internet connection to look at pron.
2003-06-11 03:32:30 PM  
wow....was that a vagina or ben wallace going down on her?
2003-06-11 03:33:38 PM  
That will get your thetans operating.

/got nuttin'
2003-06-11 03:34:14 PM  
Please explain what the fark fap is? I mean seriously Ive never heard someone goin around saying fap fap fappity fap or some farkin shiat like that.
2003-06-11 03:34:37 PM  
I always thought she was smokin hot....she's got a great nudie scene in Jerry Maguire also ;)
2003-06-11 03:34:42 PM  
I need to have a pass to view it ? Or did I miss another link to click on ? Sigh, story of my life.

My fantasy: Kelly Preston and Elisabeth Shue. Mainly Elisabeth Shue, even over Jennifer Connelly. Shue made me believe in "Leaving Las Vegas", that all hookers have a heart of gold, especially the ones named Sera.

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2003-06-11 03:34:52 PM  
1) Collar don't match the cuffs.
2) Dude standing in front of her ain't pitchin' no tent, so there be sumthin' WRONG with that boy.
3) What's with the dialogue?
2003-06-11 03:35:50 PM  
And then we...uh...trimmed the hedges...
2003-06-11 03:35:52 PM  

Please explain what the fark fap is?

it's the best boobies site on the net....can I get an AMEN?
2003-06-11 03:36:25 PM  
I loved that line she had in the beginning of Jerry Maguire when she was up against the wall...
2003-06-11 03:37:11 PM  
not bad for a man beast

/vague scientology battlefield earth referance
2003-06-11 03:37:44 PM  
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2003-06-11 03:38:11 PM  
3) What's with the dialogue?

2003-06-11 03:38:13 PM  
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2003-06-11 03:38:17 PM  
I thought it was going to be the American Idol chic. Whew.
2003-06-11 03:38:48 PM  
The Scientology church/complex down the street from my house in the Bay Area has apparently lost their lease and the whole complex is up for sale. I might go check it out during an upcoming open house and hunt around for the torture chambers and the Inquisitor's harem.
2003-06-11 03:39:22 PM  
it's the best boobies site on the net....can I get an AMEN?

2003-06-11 03:39:54 PM  
Where do it get the upgraded Real Player for free
2003-06-11 03:40:47 PM  
all i got was some crap about needing to join some crap.
2003-06-11 03:41:02 PM  
Seen it.

Put me down as someone who likes the shrubbery, as well.
2003-06-11 03:41:11 PM  
JuiceUpBeforeWork: Nice "Three Amigos" reference!
2003-06-11 03:41:55 PM  
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2003-06-11 03:42:58 PM  
Scientology, ugh! Don't tell anyone about Xenu, or the dead space aliens, or they will sue you. (www.xenu.net)

/worst cult ever.
2003-06-11 03:43:46 PM  
I could have stripped in front of my mirror for a lot less effort and the same results.
2003-06-11 03:44:38 PM  
Gah! Spent the last 10 minutes trying to find a picture of the woman in the movie "Full Metal Jacket"; the one that says "me so horny, me love you longtime."
2003-06-11 03:45:19 PM  
That's funny, I couldn't.
2003-06-11 03:45:55 PM  
"Soulbrother too buku!"
2003-06-11 03:50:13 PM  
You're right. She must not have a crack or something.
2003-06-11 03:50:20 PM  
yes DM... it looks to be true...but why?

there is a mostly frontal shot right after? I mean it's cut off but you see some of the bush...why exactly would you not want your ass shown...but the frontal shot ok?
2003-06-11 03:50:53 PM  
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2003-06-11 03:53:12 PM  

my aunt is a whack scientologist. id hit it if the music was real loud so i didnt have to hear her.
2003-06-11 03:57:54 PM  
Xiaodown You are going to hell, oops wait a minute what is Scientology hell?
2003-06-11 04:00:08 PM  
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2003-06-11 04:00:22 PM  
I want bush!!!! Somebody put the pic of her bush on this damn message board!!!

Thanks :)
2003-06-11 04:02:18 PM  
Oops. In case that gets pulled for not being labeled...

The shot where she pulls off her panties is a body double. Look how huge and perky her tits just got.


Kelly (NSFW)

Not Kelly (NSFW)
2003-06-11 04:02:18 PM  
If I remember correctly, Kelly bared alot/looked hot in a movie a few years back called Love Is A Gun. Seems like it was a pretty bizarre movie in general but had a very nice scene of her making like a doggy on a bed! Can anyone else confirm this movie/scene existed or is it just one more of my many delusions?
2003-06-11 04:02:48 PM  
I'm no lawyer, but I think there might be laws against hitting your aunt.

Yes, I am lame.
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