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2003-06-10 03:32:08 PM  
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2003-06-10 06:37:31 PM  
Poor goat.
2003-06-10 06:39:30 PM  
that's not baaaaaaad.
2003-06-10 06:41:49 PM  
<------------- This guy kisses Goats too, Goatees that is.
2003-06-10 06:43:40 PM  
Do they call me "Bruce the Principal?" NO.

Do they call me "Bruce, the Reading Stimulator?" NO.

But I kiss one goat . . .
2003-06-10 06:44:48 PM  
Excuse me, while I kiss this goat....

/Jimi Hendrix
2003-06-10 06:54:39 PM  
That city slicker shore is dumb, every boy knows that goats aint for kissin, sheep, now there's an animal to suck face with.

/hayseed accent
2003-06-10 07:00:43 PM  
2003-06-10 07:03:43 PM  
if this took place in Wales, the goat would be getting more than a kiss.
2003-06-10 07:14:20 PM  
It's not nice to call the superintendent a goat.
2003-06-10 07:16:48 PM  
While not a professional goat- kisser, Perry was happy to reward the school's 620 students for reading thousands of books this year.

There are such things as profession goat kissers? Outside of porn, I mean.
2003-06-10 07:17:35 PM  
Which end? Bada-ba!

Thank you I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your waitress.
2003-06-10 07:18:53 PM  
For every book the students in my wife's school read, they got a foot of duct tape. At the end of the year they used the duct tape to tape the principal to the wall (4 feet off the ground).

The teachers really hate the principal there.
2003-06-10 07:26:08 PM  
Come on! That was his WIFE, people.... please. One little bearded woman and everyone starts calling out 'goat' (shakes head)
2003-06-10 09:21:16 PM  
In the US, a principal would only give the goat a peck on the lips. In Canada, a principal would French kiss the goat. In France, a principal would divorce his wifee (a french prostitute named Cloe with webbed feet) and make sweet love to it.
2003-06-10 09:33:04 PM  
This should get the asinine tag. We got a teacher to kiss a pig in middle school. Did no one ever do that?
2003-06-10 10:39:58 PM  
The sad thing is that is more play than some Farkers have had here lately. That was bad.
2003-06-10 11:13:40 PM  
"We got a teacher to kiss a pig in middle school. Did no one ever do that?"

At my high school, there was a fundraiser called "Kiss a Pig." Students voted for a faculty member, and one male and female from the sophomore, junior, and senior classes (it was a three-year HS). The voting was done by donating money. The "winners" had to kiss a pig at halftime of a basketball game.

I had shop class with the guy who was leading the juniors. One day before class, he was being hassled, because he was leading by a large margin. He had his back to the classroom door, and hadn't seen our teacher walk in when he loudly announced "So are you all ready to see me butt-fark that pig!"

Needless to say, hilarity ensued, and it was compounded by the fact that the teacher had a pretty good sense of humor.

/Class of 1988
2003-06-11 05:39:07 AM  
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Was that a goat?

(yep, since no one commented on the first three times I used it, I will now use it EVERY time there is a goat story) :)
2003-06-11 01:50:04 PM  
"Ain't no woman like the one eyed goat."
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