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(Some Guy)   In attempt to one-up Steven Slater, passenger at airport: a) hijacks fire truck, b) strips naked and threatens to blow up airport, c) hell, this is Fark, so all of the above   ( thekathrynreport.com) divider line
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2010-08-14 12:43:39 AM  
Coke, it's a helluva drug.
 
2010-08-14 12:43:48 AM  
The Aristocrats?
 
2010-08-14 12:45:25 AM  
I don't always hijack fire trucks, strip naked and threaten to blow up the airport. But when I do, I do it on pure crystaline methamphetamine.
 
2010-08-14 12:46:52 AM  
I wish I could observe the craziness of the world firsthand. All I get is hearsay.
 
2010-08-14 12:47:32 AM  
Maybe I should be a cop.
 
2010-08-14 12:52:59 AM  
if your financial adviser drives a 93 BMW it's time to invest in lottery tickets.
 
2010-08-14 12:56:09 AM  
One more crazy story of someone finding out they have what doctors presently call "bi-polar disorder."

Hope it gives everyone a good laugh.
 
2010-08-14 12:56:44 AM  

bugmn99: I don't always hijack fire trucks, strip naked and threaten to blow up the airport. But when I do, I do it on pure crystaline methamphetamine.


A message from the crytal meth council.
 
2010-08-14 12:57:17 AM  
LET'S ALL STRIP NAKED AND GO CRAZY AT THE AIRPORT!!!
 
2010-08-14 12:57:41 AM  

KrispyKritter: if your financial adviser drives a 93 BMW it's time to invest in lottery tickets.


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You're just jealous.
 
2010-08-14 01:04:38 AM  
sidcart42
2010-08-14 12:56:09 AM

One more crazy story of someone finding out they have what doctors presently call "bi-polar disorder."

Hope it gives everyone a good laugh.

***
If he had also included head butting a TSA agent then kicking him in the balls during his little escapade.
Ya, we would definitely being having a good laugh.

As is, it's only mildly amusing.

/his other side needs to try harder
 
2010-08-14 01:05:19 AM  
bugmn99:

I don't always hijack fire trucks, strip naked and threaten to blow up the airport. But when I do, I do it on pure crystaline methamphetamine.

He's a financial adviser for chrissake, waaaaayy too upscale for crystal meth. OK, crack maybe.
 
2010-08-14 01:06:33 AM  
Steven Slater's brother Christian would have actually managed to blow up the airport. Dude is plain crazy.
 
2010-08-14 01:12:44 AM  

DownDaRiver: One more crazy story of someone finding out they have what doctors presently call "bi-polar disorder."


Mania'a all fun and games until you go steal a firetruck and get buck nekkid...
I'm a big fan of taking your prescribed medications.

/couldn't load article, work filter
 
2010-08-14 01:13:29 AM  

Deacon Blue: Steven Slater's brother Christian would have actually managed to blow up the airport. Dude is plain crazy.


Yes, you could almost say he's an American Psycho. (new window)
 
2010-08-14 01:30:23 AM  
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probably blames Zack for the mess.
 
2010-08-14 01:33:22 AM  

KrispyKritter: if your financial adviser drives a 93 BMW it's time to invest in lottery tickets.


If your financial adviser thinks having the newest and fanciest car is a good expense, fire him.
 
2010-08-14 01:37:46 AM  

davidphogan: ur financial adviser thinks having the newest and fanciest car is a good expense, fire him


*golf clap*

Btw... my dad's financial planner was a childhood friend of my brother's. When he commit suicide, we knew something was up. He was running a ponzi scheme, and one of his clients had been attempting to get his money back - which this guy had spent. Btw, before he killed himself he was driving a Lamborghini. My dad lost like $200,0000 but got like 2/3 of it back, luckily.
 
2010-08-14 01:39:41 AM  
ps: here's a news story (new window) about the guy.
 
2010-08-14 01:54:31 AM  
One up Steven Slater's what?
 
2010-08-14 02:00:09 AM  

danielscissorhands: davidphogan: ur financial adviser thinks having the newest and fanciest car is a good expense, fire him

*golf clap*

Btw... my dad's financial planner was a childhood friend of my brother's. When he commit suicide, we knew something was up. He was running a ponzi scheme, and one of his clients had been attempting to get his money back - which this guy had spent. Btw, before he killed himself he was driving a Lamborghini. My dad lost like $200,0000 but got like 2/3 of it back, luckily.


The most trusted lawyer I know still drives the only car he's bought that was new. And it's older than me. And I'm 30.
 
2010-08-14 02:01:51 AM  
Do you have to get naked to blow stuff up? I'm naked right now (in a public library), but I prefer not to set things on fire. I just like the nudity aspect of being naked.
This guy is giving naked people a bad name...
 
Juc
2010-08-14 02:08:18 AM  
Ah hell, this means we're going to have to take off our skins when we go through airport security now right?
 
2010-08-14 02:19:52 AM  
All of the above when it's just two choices seems to be a lame C choice. That's got to be at least for a D choice. It should have been "Both A & B"
 
2010-08-14 03:43:22 AM  
Sometimes people just want attention. Sometimes they want free room and board. I wonder how decent the library is at those mental hospitals. I should visit one sometime to see a patient to see if I would mind overmuch being a patient to deal with the whole darn I work hard and get nothing out of it feelings I get sometimes.

/wow that statement above almost sounded like depression.
//I ultimate laziness a psychosis?
 
2010-08-14 04:00:33 AM  
This headline would have been better if it went a) stripped naked, b) hijacked fire truck, c) threatened to blow up airport, and d) all of the above. I just didn't feel like it escalated properly.
 
2010-08-14 04:02:24 AM  
Let's GO TO THE AIRPORT!!

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/hot as a jet engine
 
2010-08-14 05:14:17 AM  
I don't get the hero tag.
 
2010-08-14 07:49:03 AM  

bugmn99: I don't always hijack fire trucks, strip naked and threaten to blow up the airport. But when I do, I do it on pure crystaline methamphetamine.



Stay crazy, my friends.
 
2010-08-14 09:18:17 AM  

trumpai: I don't get the hero tag.


It doesn't really belong there. What set the Slater guy apart from crazy situations like these is that he quit his job and made a spectacular exit. Guy in this article is just freaking out all over the place, the kind of story we see on Fark at least daily.

For the record, I think the Slater guy is a douche.
 
2010-08-14 10:53:57 AM  
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YIPES!
 
2010-08-14 11:28:35 AM  
SO Slater, admitted HIV positive, was interacting with the public while blood was dripping from his forehead?

Every passenger now needs to be HIV tested every month for the next two years and Slater charged with WMD wielding.
 
2010-08-14 02:09:35 PM  
Who?
 
2010-08-14 03:38:59 PM  
Just make sure to get the bribe star on the northeast access road and the cop attention will go way down.
 
2010-08-14 07:20:04 PM  
I saw this story in the local section yesterday but I was hoping it wouldn't be yet another Albany Fark story. Why can't anything that doesn't make us look crazy happen?

(Actually, it was broken up into two stories, one about being naked, one about hijacking the fire truck. I couldn't find a story that showed both so I didn't submit it.)
 
2010-08-15 12:51:42 AM  

Maxor: Sometimes people just want attention. Sometimes they want free room and board. I wonder how decent the library is at those mental hospitals. I should visit one sometime to see a patient to see if I would mind overmuch being a patient to deal with the whole darn I work hard and get nothing out of it feelings I get sometimes.


Library is nonexistent, nurses have no sense of humor, company is usually on some serious dope, and they like to throw you out as soon as you aren't going to kill yourself, kill anyone else, or need to come right back.
Better than threatening to blow up an airport and getting tased, but not a vacation spot.
 
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