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BadAnalogyGuy
2010-08-13 3:55:27 AM  
Facebook friend me, Allison.
 
CatJumpJohn
2010-08-13 3:56:32 AM  
Hmmm. Let's make it 2 decades ago.

"She keeps twittering me, so I friended her. I hope she's got Bluetooth."

/think of what you'd do if someone said that to you in 1994 or so.
 
ignite ice
2010-08-13 3:56:47 AM  
That's gonna go on youtube.
 
MoonPirate
2010-08-13 3:57:59 AM  
Mosque to be built at ground zero.

American support for war waining.
 
ignite ice
2010-08-13 3:59:16 AM  
LF Tanks & Healers. DPS Full. No Druids or Priests.
 
gadian
2010-08-13 3:59:29 AM  
My cellphone is smaller than my credit card and has a 6 megapixel camera.
 
ignite ice
2010-08-13 4:00:00 AM  
Tired Gay Succumbs to Dix
 
gadian
2010-08-13 4:02:57 AM  
Green, really? Really? Huh. How about "I paid for x by text from my iphone"?
 
DrBenway
2010-08-13 4:05:08 AM  
Your a moran, submitter.
 
Confabulat [TotalFark]
2010-08-13 4:06:04 AM  
Heisenberg is hardcore.
 
Confabulat [TotalFark]
2010-08-13 4:06:39 AM  

DrBenway: Your a moran, submitter.


No no that made just as much sense a decade ago as it does today.
 
Edipis
2010-08-13 4:09:18 AM  
Sarah Palin is the better than our black president Fartbongo.

\doesn't make sense now, either.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2010-08-13 4:10:03 AM  
Snooki, the orange-skinned Oompa-Loompa from Jersey Shore was arrested for disorderly conduct.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2010-08-13 4:11:43 AM  
Poorly tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila to star in lesbian porno.
 
ignite ice
2010-08-13 4:12:13 AM  
I N C E P T I O N
 
Elvis_Bogart
2010-08-13 4:12:25 AM  
Democrat President blames all problems on previous President Bush.

Oh, wait...I'm sorry, I thought it said "Would still have made sense ten years ago."
 
marscip
2010-08-13 4:14:28 AM  
My 500GB hard drive is almost full. I think I should go for 2TB. Although with the exchange rate it would be cheaper to buy from Newegg in USD rather than buy locally in Euros.

Also, Should have gone for two 24" flatscreen montiors instead of 22".
 
Occam's Chainsaw
2010-08-13 4:14:45 AM  
Our president is a half-black man with a Muslim father from Kenya, and his middle name's Hussein.
 
MoonPirate
2010-08-13 4:15:31 AM  
I signed up for total fark.

Nope. Still doesn't make sense
 
BadAnalogyGuy
2010-08-13 4:16:30 AM  

Occam's Chainsaw: Our president is a half-black man with a Muslim father from Kenya, and his middle name's Hussein.


Simplified a bit:

President of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama!
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2010-08-13 4:16:40 AM  
Not exactly a sentence, but this tidbit from amazon.com would be confusing to most people 10 years ago:

Kindle Wireless Reading Device, Free 3G + Wi-Fi, 6" Display, Graphite, 3G Works Globally - Latest Generation
 
endlessmonkeys
2010-08-13 4:17:30 AM  
you'll get over it.
 
Confabulat [TotalFark]
2010-08-13 4:17:58 AM  
I need a drink.

(some sentences never go out of style)
 
MoonPirate
2010-08-13 4:19:10 AM  
This thread went green? Didn't make sense then or now
 
ignite ice
2010-08-13 4:19:22 AM  
Whole movie is on rapidshare.

/I feel like it's cheating to use all of these things that weren't around a decade ago, so obviously they wouldn't make sense...
 
ignite ice
2010-08-13 4:21:14 AM  
Michael Jackson really is a zombie now.
 
MoonPirate
2010-08-13 4:23:06 AM  
We found the WMD

/too soon?
 
CatJumpJohn
2010-08-13 4:24:38 AM  
The vice president serving under George Bush had a spectacularly evil agenda that was spurred by his ruthless intelligence.
 
Rickerkioz
2010-08-13 4:32:01 AM  
idk my bff jill?
 
DrBenway
2010-08-13 4:35:32 AM  

Confabulat: DrBenway: Your a moran, submitter.

No no that made just as much sense a decade ago as it does today.



Damn, has it been that long?
 
Confabulat [TotalFark]
2010-08-13 4:38:12 AM  

DrBenway: Confabulat: DrBenway: Your a moran, submitter.

No no that made just as much sense a decade ago as it does today.


Damn, has it been that long?


Actually that's more of a 2003 thing, so I guess you're right.

How about:

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2010-08-13 4:40:03 AM  
Judge okays same-sex marriage in California.
 
dameron [TotalFark]
2010-08-13 4:44:01 AM  
The b-tards at 4chan shopped pedobear donkeypunching a Jonas brother.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2010-08-13 4:49:19 AM  
I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but apparently he thinks Kim Kardashian is extremely hot and very nice.
 
SJKebab
2010-08-13 4:52:53 AM  
Is that plane flying straight towards the WTC?
 
SJKebab
2010-08-13 4:54:01 AM  
On a related note:

"TSA here. Please remove your shoes"
 
ProfessorTomoe
2010-08-13 5:02:54 AM  
My hovercraft is full of eels.

...hey, it didn't make sense when Cleese said it 40 years ago, either...
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2010-08-13 5:29:43 AM  
I started to do this. Then I realized that a decade ago was 2000, and now I want to french kiss a light socket.
 
lomnoir
2010-08-13 5:56:51 AM  
Could I borrow your flash drive?
 
rackrent
2010-08-13 6:00:43 AM  
General Motors plans to create Initial Public Offering and move away from government ownership.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2010-08-13 6:08:55 AM  
I follow Lindsay Lohan's tweets every day with my Blackberry.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2010-08-13 6:13:46 AM  
"I have.....twatted"
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rackrent
2010-08-13 6:46:23 AM  
Al Franken's one of the best Senators Minnesota has ever had.
 
SouthernManDunWrong
2010-08-13 6:57:26 AM  
The President of the United States is going to spend $650,000 to keep people from seeing his Birth Certificate.

Will you Steve take Larry as your lawfully wedded husband?
 
Occam's Chainsaw
2010-08-13 6:59:10 AM  
I thought his 26%er mom just nodded along to the 'bagger DERP, but turns out she's a full on-birther.
 
CatJumpJohn
2010-08-13 7:06:30 AM  
You can't build a mosque in New York.
 
MuadDib
2010-08-13 7:41:22 AM  
I Googled her and found out she's really into steampunk.
 
dmorack [TotalFark]
2010-08-13 7:42:53 AM  
Elementary school music teachers across the country are tired of hearing about Silly Bands in the classroom.
 
Sybarite
2010-08-13 7:44:20 AM  
I think that girl with the Katy Perry hair just sexted me.
 
make me some tea [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2010-08-13 7:47:30 AM  
"Never forget September 11th".
 
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