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(Some Guy)   Father of the year candidate stops to snap pictures before taking daughter to the hospital after she is bitten by a barracuda. With pic that says it all   (fieldandstream.com) divider line
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2010-07-29 11:02:16 PM  
Damn, I thought Sarah Palin had bitten her. This campaign season was suddenly getting interesting.
 
2010-07-29 11:11:41 PM  
Eww eww eww, pic 5 of 7 is too gross for words.

Loved the look of terror in #7.
 
2010-07-29 11:12:42 PM  
She looks like she's about to drop a SBD fart.
 
2010-07-29 11:13:32 PM  
Her arm looks like chewed up bologna. She's gonna have some wicked scars.
 
2010-07-29 11:14:19 PM  
The girl was either bitten by a barracuda or Ann Wilson.


 
2010-07-29 11:15:10 PM  
Barracuda goes where?
 
2010-07-29 11:15:52 PM  
Oh, walk it off.
 
2010-07-29 11:17:09 PM  
I like the knife stuck into the fishes head right behind the eye.

"There honey, I killed it for you"
 
2010-07-29 11:18:22 PM  
Just tape an aspirin to it.
 
2010-07-29 11:19:14 PM  

deanayer: Just tape an aspirin to it.


Just take some Tussin and sleep it off.
 
2010-07-29 11:19:25 PM  
In his defense, though, the "father of the year" cut his anchor line rather than take the time to pull it up and jetted back to shore. By the time they got there she probably wasn't even bleeding anymore, so they snapped that quick picture.

In her shoes, I'd have that picture blown up to poster size and make my Christmas card out of it.
 
2010-07-29 11:22:13 PM  
#2

awww it looks like it's in the shape of a heart
 
2010-07-29 11:23:05 PM  
It's just a flesh wound
 
2010-07-29 11:25:49 PM  
That needed 51 stitches? How tiny were these stitches?

#7 is the face of a snowflake that just learned what "Deal with it" means.

#3 is just classic.
 
2010-07-29 11:27:50 PM  

RandomTux: It's just a flesh fish wound

 
2010-07-29 11:29:25 PM  
penis goes where?
 
2010-07-29 11:31:41 PM  
I can't believe no one else finds that pic as funny as I do. I actually did laughed out loud.

Either I'm too drunk or you guys aren't drunk enough.
 
2010-07-29 11:33:19 PM  
Well better than her mom and friend who got on some chairs and screamed.
 
2010-07-29 11:33:41 PM  

memilkisyummy: In his defense, though, the "father of the year" cut his anchor line rather than take the time to pull it up and jetted back to shore. By the time they got there she probably wasn't even bleeding anymore, so they snapped that quick picture.

In her shoes, I'd have that picture blown up to poster size and make my Christmas card out of it.


She was totally still bleeding when Asshat decided they weren't going anywhere without pics. Note that our illustrious Submunch linked the last slide of a 7 part slideshow. Back up a bit. There.
 
2010-07-29 11:34:34 PM  

Mentat: Damn, I thought Sarah Palin had bitten her. This campaign season was suddenly getting interesting.


skinink: The girl was either bitten by a barracuda or Ann Wilson.
/Ooooooooooooooooooooooh, barracuda!


You both seem to be on to something.....Link (new window)
 
2010-07-29 11:34:48 PM  

memilkisyummy: In his defense, though, the "father of the year" cut his anchor line rather than take the time to pull it up and jetted back to shore. By the time they got there she probably wasn't even bleeding anymore, so they snapped that quick picture.

In her shoes, I'd have that picture blown up to poster size and make my Christmas card out of it.


Still better than mom, who according to the story, "jumped up on her chair screaming," while the fish was chomping on her daughter's arm.

I'd throw the fish on the grill and call it a day.
 
2010-07-29 11:35:47 PM  
Backwards slideshows make baby Jesus cry.
 
2010-07-29 11:35:51 PM  

WeenerGord: Oh, walk it off.


"Rub some dirt on it."
 
2010-07-29 11:37:06 PM  
OMFG! What kind of man and father stops for a pic and smiles when his daughter needs 51 farking stitches?!?!?!

When is society going to realize that there are 100's of millions of human like creatures that need to be executed. That fat fark makes me sick.

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2010-07-29 11:37:30 PM  

memilkisyummy: In his defense, though, the "father of the year" cut his anchor line rather than take the time to pull it up and jetted back to shore. By the time they got there she probably wasn't even bleeding anymore, so they snapped that quick picture.

In her shoes, I'd have that picture blown up to poster size and make my Christmas card out of it.



This, this, and this.

Also:

"Do you want to see where a barracuda bit me?" is one hell of a pickup line.
 
2010-07-29 11:38:06 PM  

henry key: Backwards slideshows make baby Jesus cry.


He's not crazy about that extra s either...
 
2010-07-29 11:41:27 PM  

feanturi: memilkisyummy: In his defense, though, the "father of the year" cut his anchor line rather than take the time to pull it up and jetted back to shore. By the time they got there she probably wasn't even bleeding anymore, so they snapped that quick picture.

In her shoes, I'd have that picture blown up to poster size and make my Christmas card out of it.

She was totally still bleeding when Asshat decided they weren't going anywhere without pics. Note that our illustrious Submunch linked the last slide of a 7 part slideshow. Back up a bit. There.


Illustrious Submunch
here....I had to link to the last pic....it was the one that made me laugh the hardest....knew there would be some snark for it but figured y'all were smart enough to figure it out....And I probably would've taken some snapshots too.....
 
2010-07-29 11:42:53 PM  

shoeclan: OMFG! What kind of man and father stops for a pic and smiles when his daughter needs 51 farking stitches?!?!?!

When is society going to realize that there are 100's of millions of human like creatures that need to be executed. That fat fark makes me sick.


The awesome kind.

He ain't gonna raise no wimp. It's not like she was bleeding out or anything.

When we are all reduced to living off the land and stockpiled gold and silver and all that is left to eat is bartered Twinkies and Spam; she WILL be queen
 
2010-07-29 11:48:41 PM  
skinink
The girl was either bitten by a barracuda or Ann Wilson.

Is she the fat one?
 
2010-07-29 11:48:43 PM  

stinkycatfish: s
The awesome kind.
He ain't gonna raise no wimp. It's not like she was bleeding out or anything.
When we are all reduced to living off the land and stockpiled gold and silver and all that is left to eat is bartered Twinkies and Spam; she WILL be queen


Goodness. I want some of whatever you're on.
 
2010-07-29 11:51:13 PM  

cryinoutloud: stinkycatfish: s
The awesome kind.
He ain't gonna raise no wimp. It's not like she was bleeding out or anything.
When we are all reduced to living off the land and stockpiled gold and silver and all that is left to eat is bartered Twinkies and Spam; she WILL be queen

Goodness. I want some of whatever you're on.


Sleep deprivation and beer
 
2010-07-29 11:52:34 PM  
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looked familiar.
 
2010-07-29 11:56:19 PM  

SapperInTexas: That needed 51 stitches? How tiny were these stitches?


Pretty tiny. In a proper ER (not inner-city war zone, where we don't have time) we try, particularly for young girls, to minimize scarring with tiny plastic-surgery sutures.
 
2010-07-29 11:57:28 PM  
How long does it take to take a picture? 3 seconds? So they snapped like 3 photos?

I don't really see the big deal here.
 
2010-07-29 11:59:32 PM  

BigLuca: I can't believe no one else finds that pic as funny as I do. I actually did laughed out loud.

Either I'm too drunk or you guys aren't drunk enough.


I'm not drunk at all and it still got quite the LOL out of me.
 
2010-07-29 11:59:55 PM  
Rub some Dr. Tichenor's on it and keep fishing.
 
2010-07-30 12:00:13 AM  
This chick is awesome. She has a wound that needs that many stitches and she still only looks mildly uncomfortable in that last photo.
 
2010-07-30 12:03:07 AM  

SapperInTexas: That needed 51 stitches? How tiny were these stitches?


I'd say the majority of them were sub-dermal . . . take a look at the chompers on that 'cuda . . . those suckers cut deep enough to allow for plenty of stitches

//got over 20 in a 2.5 inch gash in my forehead when I was 3
//tripped on my blanky and headbutted the bottom edge of an open cabinet
//csb
 
2010-07-30 12:03:35 AM  
daughter>large fish. welcome to the world, baby girl.
 
2010-07-30 12:07:50 AM  
Hey, somebody hold my beer and get a picture of this.
 
2010-07-30 12:08:50 AM  

shoeclan: OMFG! What kind of man and father stops for a pic and smiles when his daughter needs 51 farking stitches?!?!?!

When is society going to realize that there are 100's of millions of human like creatures that need to be executed. That fat fark makes me sick.


Looks like one of Fark's favorite D-bags relatives. And if this kid doesn't get dick with that story.....
 
2010-07-30 12:12:51 AM  

memilkisyummy: Eww eww eww, pic 5 of 7 is too gross for words.

Loved the look of terror in #7.


Yeah, #5 is pretty farking nasty.
 
2010-07-30 12:13:58 AM  
HelenKellersFingers: skinink
The girl was either bitten by a barracuda or Ann Wilson.

Is she the fat one?


No, that's Carnie Wilson.
 
2010-07-30 12:22:16 AM  
"Maeby" Fünke?
 
2010-07-30 12:33:49 AM  
When I was a youngster, my family and I dove American Shoal in the Keys. There must have been a hundred barracuda around the lighthouse, maybe more. We were completely surrounded at all times. One second you'd see them, the next they'd vanish as they turned to face you or dart off. The water was so deceptively clear it took my father several tries to get one within range of his speargun to nail it. When he did, he swam it over to me to see its ghastly, bloodied, twitching form. The thing was as big as me. We ate it that night amid stories of possible poisoning due to its size and feeding habits. Pretty much scarred me for life. Parents do strange stuff to their kids.
 
2010-07-30 12:37:37 AM  
#7 made me laugh because it looks like the father is holding both fish and girl up.


I have no problem with how the father reacted. Shows the girl how to behave in an emergency, unlike mother and friend who should have been shoved outboard, along with the farkers yelling "poor snowflake!".
 
2010-07-30 12:38:55 AM  
I'm going diving in Key Largo tomorrow, so I am getting a big kick out of these replies.
(I finally finally get to use that line!)
 
2010-07-30 12:42:49 AM  
If that had happened to me and my dad didn't get pics, I'd have never forgiven him. I'd be taking my own with my non-bleeding arm. Also swearing a lot, so video would probably be a bad idea.
 
2010-07-30 12:46:18 AM  
That's nothing.

When my brother was very young.....third grade....he fell off of some playground equipment and shattered his elbow. His elbow just did not exist anymore, and his lower arm was dangling. It was disgusting.

Our father went through a McDonald's drive-through and got food for himself on the way to the hospital.

Now that's some awesome parenting.
 
2010-07-30 12:47:49 AM  

Warpigpen: feanturi: memilkisyummy: In his defense, though, the "father of the year" cut his anchor line rather than take the time to pull it up and jetted back to shore. By the time they got there she probably wasn't even bleeding anymore, so they snapped that quick picture.

In her shoes, I'd have that picture blown up to poster size and make my Christmas card out of it.

She was totally still bleeding when Asshat decided they weren't going anywhere without pics. Note that our illustrious Submunch linked the last slide of a 7 part slideshow. Back up a bit. There.

Illustrious Submunch here....I had to link to the last pic....it was the one that made me laugh the hardest....knew there would be some snark for it but figured y'all were smart enough to figure it out....And I probably would've taken some snapshots too.....


Forget about it, you done good. Nobody on here was going to click through a slideshow to the end anyway, unless the girl was 40lbs lighter and naked.
 
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