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‘’ 2015-11-02 1:21:24 PM  
‘’ 2015-11-02 1:30:53 PM  
just wanted to last post the forum, that's all

 i hear it's closing
‘’ 2015-11-02 6:33:46 PM  
whoa, i'm juggling three women on my cell phone

this is what a player must feel like

except, you know, he actually would get the sex and not just have to deal with time management issues

i don't play.

well, with others
‘’ 2015-11-03 2:49:30 AM  
i guess the day of the dead was the perfect day to go on some sort of date with the first love

strange little pantomime retelling, reliving, rebooting, reinventing the stories from those eternal/brief 18 months at the end of our teens

half a life ago.

‘’ 2015-11-03 12:09:04 PM  
here's to fapping with nostalgic sadness instead of the common, everyday kind
‘’ 2015-11-03 7:28:39 PM  
Nostalgia porn......OH! Candy Evans!

‘’ 2015-11-05 10:29:06 AM  
happy 40th birthday, haikupoet!

just wanted to say that
‘’ 2015-11-06 9:41:07 PM  
How is everybody?
‘’ 2015-11-07 12:18:37 PM  
not quite dead yet
‘’ 2015-11-11 1:33:30 PM  
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‘’ 2015-11-15 11:53:15 PM  

medius: not quite dead yet

‘’ 2015-11-16 1:15:56 AM  

medius: just wanted to last post the forum, that's all

 i hear it's closing

where and when did you hear this?
‘’ 2015-11-16 1:19:28 AM  
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‘’ 2015-11-16 9:00:48 AM  

leftyblonde: medius: just wanted to last post the forum, that's all

 i hear it's closing

where and when did you hear this?

I made it up. I was trying to get people to post in here.  I failed.

I'm a failure.

Ceiling medius is the worst kind of God.
‘’ 2015-11-16 11:31:55 PM  
don't forget to say "Happy Birthday" to charmed1782 tomorrow.
‘’ 2015-11-16 11:37:18 PM  
ok, and you too
‘’ 2015-11-17 12:49:50 AM  
hawt bewbz (NSFW)
‘’ 2015-11-18 9:30:01 AM  
I guess when you've been pretending not to be seeing someone for years it's easy to stop pretending and start not seeing them for real.

I was unwanted, on side of the road, she picked me up, and left me in the dumps.  That's performing a community service.  That's waste management.

/wait, this isn't LP
‘’ 2015-11-18 6:46:04 PM  
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‘’ 2015-11-18 7:35:12 PM  
Happy Birthday, charmed1782.

We need to do a "where are they now" segment.
‘’ 2015-11-18 11:51:19 PM  

kissfromapocalips: Happy Birthday, charmed1782.

We need to do a "where are they now" segment.

yes, we really do!
‘’ 2015-11-18 11:52:06 PM  
Where is too-old?
‘’ 2015-11-19 11:23:55 AM  

leftyblonde: Where is too-old?

trying to stay alive
‘’ 2015-11-19 11:49:26 AM  
‘’ 2015-11-19 12:51:46 PM  
why not?
‘’ 2015-11-19 1:04:12 PM  
I didn't get the last post.
‘’ 2015-11-19 4:26:59 PM  
My heart aches. I'm lost. Yay.
‘’ 2015-11-24 2:31:39 PM  

medius: HAMMER's got his troll pants on.

I certainly do feel increasingly curmudgeonly these days.
‘’ 2015-12-02 12:09:28 AM  
I feel ok.  That's dangerous.

I made out with 2 women today.  1 was probably a mistake.  The other, I'm certain that she was.
‘’ 2015-12-04 5:50:44 PM Full Size
‘’ 2015-12-04 10:56:54 PM  

leftyblonde: hawt bewbz (NSFW)

That must drive moths nuts.
‘’ 2015-12-06 11:19:38 PM  
the madness is back

i guess it never left.

still crazy after all these years
‘’ 2015-12-07 10:49:14 PM  
‘’ 2015-12-07 10:58:42 PM  
i've lost my mind.

so, same as it ever was.

‘’ 2015-12-07 11:27:23 PM  
‘’ 2015-12-08 9:31:02 AM  
I may have overslept.

Luckily, I was already at the office.
‘’ 2015-12-09 9:51:55 AM  
I may have underslept.
‘’ 2015-12-09 10:46:10 AM  
I may have not done a very good job breaking up.

I'm calling what we are doing "ghost dating."

Told her last night she's a hologram. Look, but don't touch.  Or like it's time travel. We are going on pretend dates for all those times we didn't do anything together in the last year.

Won't last. Can't.

Found this site yesterday and at first I thought it would drive me to depression, but it actually helped after reading a few thousand:  Something about realizing that nothing I'm feeling is unique, which is an affront to my narrative experience as the most perfect feeling creature ever to drop out of a slimy womb, but was a comfort to the recursive, singular thoughts that my dismay was bottomless. Yes, even all the suicide and overdose and dead grandparent ones helped.  The human experience.  The same old shiat, same old song and dance.  Although, the lyrics I've written are better than most, even if I don't know how to two-step without tripping.

Must make sure I manage to go on at least one more date with the other woman chasing.  Neuroses make things....difficult. As does the fact that I'm working all the time.  Funny, ghost dates have no trouble falling into my schedule.  Fantom comfort syndrome?  Stockholm syndrome?

/oh yeah, this still isn't LP
‘’ 2015-12-09 10:47:57 AM  
phantom.  computer, y u no say fantom a typo?

i'm a bit groggy
‘’ 2015-12-09 2:22:43 PM  
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‘’ 2015-12-09 2:43:30 PM  
i'm a leg man.
‘’ 2015-12-09 3:30:11 PM  
I think I'll go to a strip club this week.  Been years.

I've been working enough OT to burn some money on a different mechanism of sexual frustration.
‘’ 2015-12-09 4:40:44 PM  
your breasts inspired me, TNJ
‘’ 2015-12-10 9:17:50 AM  
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‘’ 2015-12-10 12:11:17 PM  
I don't need last post to last post.

I'm happy enough doing it all by myself here in the FPF.

The original shiat post thread.

This is me, Ma! Last Posting!

Bottom of the world, MA!
‘’ 2015-12-14 4:57:25 PM  
well, that's a lot of vomit. i  could have stayed home instead of coming to the office just to keep throwing up here.
‘’ 2015-12-15 1:00:10 AM  
well hell...
‘’ 2015-12-15 10:27:08 AM  
it is.
‘’ 2015-12-15 12:02:12 PM  
You people are still here eh?
‘’ 2015-12-15 12:52:12 PM  
just us rats.

i think i'll lose 10+ pounds with all this overwork, stress, and now something in the pit of my stomach that feels more-than-vaguely ulcery

i'm sexy and thin and too exhausted to move

sexy like consumption in la boheme
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