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‘’ 2015-09-16 1:22:01 PM  
Sure thing load obsessor
‘’ 2015-09-16 6:14:01 PM  
this is why i have great balls of fire playing in my head every night

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because my mac burns my balls, you see

while i'm masturbating
‘’ 2015-09-16 6:23:44 PM  
You're the candidate for VR goggles.
‘’ 2015-09-17 9:51:35 AM  
there's a Brazzers channel on Fios now?
will wonders never cease?
Let's see how much it costs...
‘’ 2015-09-17 9:52:47 AM  
seems it started in 2011
‘’ 2015-09-17 10:00:04 AM  
$29.99 a month?  I could have 6 totalfarks.
‘’ 2015-09-17 10:46:38 AM  
Pay for pr0n?
‘’ 2015-09-17 12:07:02 PM  
I should work from home tomorrow
‘’ 2015-09-17 1:55:34 PM  
I also laughed at Turd Ferguson
‘’ 2015-09-17 3:23:37 PM  
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‘’ 2015-09-17 3:38:16 PM  
I once had a girl ask me to sell her Jesus toilet paper
‘’ 2015-09-17 6:50:29 PM  
Well, it wasn't HER'S.
‘’ 2015-09-17 9:58:30 PM  
‘’ 2015-09-17 10:08:08 PM  
I would need some primo shiat to do more than skim that.

Language puzzle my voodoo dick
‘’ 2015-09-17 11:29:17 PM  
‘’ 2015-09-17 11:30:07 PM  
hmm, Fark filter beaten by link

this may open up a whole new can of wormy applesauce
‘’ 2015-09-17 11:30:35 PM  

Roger The Navel Farker
‘’ 2015-09-17 11:41:01 PM  
If I ever need an alias, I am absolutely using Alwin Clawecoont
‘’ 2015-09-20 4:15:57 PM  
human beings ain't right

oh yeah, do not click if you want to continue having a good day
‘’ 2015-09-21 2:04:09 AM  
God, I hate people.
‘’ 2015-09-21 3:22:28 PM  
‘’ 2015-09-21 3:45:44 PM  
i think they were doing more than watching

if your first reaction to reading that article is:

"even my family didn't find me sexually appealing!"

you may have a complex
‘’ 2015-09-21 4:17:05 PM  
Et tu Oedipus?
‘’ 2015-09-23 10:43:35 PM  
the rest is silence

so is a rest (i always thought that was a joke on musical notation)

and when you are under arrest you have the right to remain silent, supposedly

but they have their ways of making you talk.

i rest my case

i told someone just now they can take the rest while i will take a rest.  they're on the west coast, but the east is best.

i'm off to the home to rest, which is next to the rest home.

no home arrest.

...a final rest is our great reward.
‘’ 2015-09-23 11:10:20 PM  
And now you know,
The rest
‘’ 2015-09-24 2:08:47 PM  
apparently, facebook was down for the few seconds i wasn't looking at it
‘’ 2015-09-24 2:13:01 PM  
Facebook down
Asslook up
‘’ 2015-09-24 10:45:11 PM  
‘’ 2015-09-24 11:03:19 PM  
need to
‘’ 2015-09-24 11:17:14 PM  
Call the car to take you to DC, score some boss herb, profit?
‘’ 2015-09-30 3:46:33 PM  
‘’ 2015-09-30 6:49:48 PM  
Knob's real life handle is Bob.

Wonder if he's retired yet. He was getting long in the remaining tooth when I last saw him in the mid-aughts.

Man must be pushing near mid-fifties by now.
‘’ 2015-09-30 6:56:15 PM  
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‘’ 2015-09-30 6:58:38 PM  
and robot voice man is a hero

nyc should pay him.
‘’ 2015-10-01 2:02:34 PM  
I got a hearing aid.
‘’ 2015-10-01 4:53:51 PM  
Because a hearing- ear dog hasn't been invented yet, and I can't afford a full-time midget with a bullhorn.
‘’ 2015-10-02 10:05:19 AM  
tell your new york friends to go see the show(s)

right friggin' now!
‘’ 2015-10-02 10:05:49 AM  
‘’ 2015-10-02 10:11:18 AM  
damn, I just submitted this link:

Some Farker is producing two shows running in New York this month
And now realized I don't have Total*Fark.  Guess I need to spend $5 to comment it up and plug it in the LP.
‘’ 2015-10-06 1:56:36 PM  
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

I passed a police car on the way to work, and he had somebody pulled over. I rolled down my window and yelled "He's black and not resisting!" Then, as I drove on, I wonder, what if he really was black, and resisting?

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
‘’ 2015-10-08 1:29:50 PM  
There is a brief window in a year when I don't need an undershirt to either soak up the sweat or to keep me warm.

I've forgotten what it feels like to just wear a dress shirt.

(Used to never wear undershirts in the summertime, but that's 'cause I didn't know. I didn't know!)
‘’ 2015-10-15 3:51:03 PM
‘’ 2015-10-20 12:44:14 PM  
dude in nc killed himself over black star wars character

if all the racist fans kill themselves, it could really hurt ticket sales
‘’ 2015-10-20 1:19:09 PM  
I've been told that the original site that the story came from is "satire"

Brave new world we live in
‘’ 2015-10-25 10:45:41 PM  
I just need to go on record that I have nothing against Fetty Wap, personally. He just sounds like a Star Wars character.
‘’ 2015-10-27 3:50:38 PM  
HAMMER's got his troll pants on.
‘’ 2015-11-02 10:15:58 AM  
damn, my TF timed out just as i was posting in LP

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this was for you, daRog

this was for you
‘’ 2015-11-02 10:24:20 AM  
vortex dweller
make me some tea
kenny b (my alt is lemme b, are y'all related?)
jamspoon  (is that jam spoon or jams poon?)

just saying "hi"

not that i miss y'all


‘’ 2015-11-02 10:43:38 AM  
I felt a slight disturbance in the Fark, as if a voice suddenly cried out in hurr durr, and was suddenly forced to STFU. I feel nothing terrible has happened.
‘’ 2015-11-02 10:58:43 AM
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