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‘’ 2015-08-12 8:24:48 AM  
Anyone interested in a Dragon Con Fark party this year?
‘’ 2015-08-12 9:17:06 AM  
i would never con a dragon into sex

they don't like getting burned
‘’ 2015-08-12 10:09:53 AM  
Winterlight (Moderator) (Admin) [TotalFark] :
Anyone interested in a Dragon Con Fark party this year?

is this place turning into a real Party Forum now?
‘’ 2015-08-12 1:45:47 PM  
i hope so.

thread's dead.
‘’ 2015-08-12 6:51:00 PM  
‘’ 2015-08-12 10:04:06 PM  
Fark feeds our squirrel with revenue from ads. Could you consider whitelisting us in adblock?
‘’ 2015-08-12 10:04:52 PM  
Could you consider signing up for TotalFark for $5/month?
‘’ 2015-08-12 10:05:38 PM  
Fark feeds our squirrel with revenue from ads. Could you consider BareFark - no ads Fark?
‘’ 2015-08-17 4:02:06 PM  
The eBay member you are sending the message to may not be fluent in English. Automated translation will be made available to the buyer to facilitate communication.
‘’ 2015-08-17 11:15:36 PM  
Destroying at-work productivity since 1999
‘’ 2015-08-18 9:38:15 AM  
Read all about this one WEIRD trick to get rid of ads for free.
‘’ 2015-08-18 7:23:04 PM  
i'm all sad and shiat

but the ashley madison names are coming out, so....

at least i'll have other people's misery to cheer me up for a while
‘’ 2015-08-19 1:10:25 PM  
There's money to be made in that scheme. Start taking down names and phone numbers, addresses of clients and hit them up for hush money.
‘’ 2015-08-19 1:11:22 PM  
In other news, Empty Nest 2015 is a resounding success.
‘’ 2015-08-19 1:29:21 PM  
hush money?  i'm a lawyer.

just need to get into broken family law
‘’ 2015-08-19 2:24:17 PM  
Well then, as a lawyer, you know just how it's done. Call them into your office. Hit them with the facts. Several knowing, judgmental  glances back and forth between you and your pretty paralegal. Next thing you know, they're spilling the entire sordid tale...

...And, I've been watching too much Law & Odor again.
‘’ 2015-08-19 3:24:13 PM  
‘’ 2015-08-20 11:52:40 AM  
Jared really will have aides soon...
‘’ 2015-08-22 9:54:25 AM  
When submitting a Fark party, how do you indicate the location so the "notify me of Fark parties within X miles of my home" thing works?
‘’ 2015-08-22 11:45:37 AM  

leftyblonde: is this place turning into a real Party Forum now?

That is what the forum is supposed to be about, but this is Fark, so one can never tell...
‘’ 2015-08-22 10:30:58 PM  
Once upon a time this was the Fark Personals Forum.

Then everyone started getting too personal and turned it into a frucken party.
‘’ 2015-08-23 3:02:11 PM  
no, i thought they just stopped running the personal ads

which used to be the main income for the onion too

guess tinder put the nail in their coffin

the personal ads, not the onion
‘’ 2015-08-25 5:09:44 PM  
Well, today was my first day back after my beloved Frank Gifford passed.

‘’ 2015-08-25 5:49:40 PM  
it gets better
‘’ 2015-08-28 7:31:43 PM  

medius: it gets better

Only if you're not banging Kathie Lee with a grandpa dick.
‘’ 2015-08-28 7:42:13 PM  
Rob is a Trump campaign operative right?
‘’ 2015-08-29 6:46:23 PM  
Rob is a Trump merkin.
‘’ 2015-09-03 5:47:44 PM  
WORD LIFE, this is basic thugonomics.

Soooo...what's haps. Lessee...five dollar footlong in the rectum, got it.

Bill Cosby, no longer on the safe black people list, got it.

Nickelback and Avril splitsville, got it.

Bruce Jenner tuckin' it in, got it.

The Duggars douching for Jesus, got it.

John Stamos out of rehab and lookin' fit, got it. My man!
‘’ 2015-09-08 4:45:02 PM  
‘’ 2015-09-08 5:22:13 PM  
So does your rent
‘’ 2015-09-11 2:11:10 AM  
Colbert had Biden on and made it such a downer.

I miss fake Stephen.

I am watching this to laugh while the porn loads, not try to find out if I have real human emotions.
‘’ 2015-09-11 9:17:32 AM  
Meds, you really need to up your tech. An SSD will reduce your porn loads as well as an STI
‘’ 2015-09-11 10:29:02 AM  
I don't know what an SSD is and I can't be bothered to search. Can you Google that for me?

In other news: I have 2 servings of oatmeal worming their way through me from yesterday morning.  Should make an interesting trip to the bathroom later today.  Probably not much later.  I've already named the food baby Tsar Bomba.

And I was going to make that joke before I even realized just now that tsar sounds a lot like szar, which is the Hungarian word for shiat.

My brain puns in several languages simultaneously and subconsciously.
‘’ 2015-09-11 10:34:30 AM  
Yay!  Now I know how to say shiat in at least 5 languages!

Also, I think you may have an unhealthy fascination with porn loads.
‘’ 2015-09-11 10:34:37 AM  
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‘’ 2015-09-11 10:35:29 AM  
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‘’ 2015-09-11 10:51:41 AM  
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‘’ 2015-09-11 11:01:16 AM  
Not much is more explosive than a Magyar who has to take a whole-grain fueled szar.
‘’ 2015-09-11 11:06:14 AM  
One Greg, Two Bowls.

All holes filled.
‘’ 2015-09-11 11:11:12 AM  
Oh-oh. T-minus 5....4....
‘’ 2015-09-11 11:13:09 AM  
‘’ 2015-09-11 1:31:01 PM  
So the wife wants to take a Theatre vacation weekend to NYC. Any suggestions Meds?
‘’ 2015-09-11 4:00:13 PM  
The beer sucks here.  But, it's cheap and they have WiFi.
‘’ 2015-09-11 4:01:46 PM  
And now 4 of us ain't right.
‘’ 2015-09-11 7:00:57 PM  
I just wrote a python script to tell me what kind of szar medius had today.
‘’ 2015-09-11 7:15:34 PM  
Come to my shows in October, just like you didn't do last time you were here.
‘’ 2015-09-11 10:19:47 PM  
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‘’ 2015-09-11 10:22:48 PM  
We were in NYC for less than 6 hours you knob
‘’ 2015-09-12 1:58:51 AM  
whoa! just installed new router.

pornoload obsession overload

so speed!

if you never hear from  me again, know that i did doing what i loved

excessively wanking while thinking about dying
‘’ 2015-09-12 3:33:41 AM  
are we going to be begging for TF again already?
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