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‘’ 2015-05-04 12:03:09 AM  
mostly everyday usually.
 
‘’ 2015-05-04 12:06:09 AM  
I get bored and then I go looking for trouble.
 
‘’ 2015-05-04 9:41:24 AM  
Sometimes trouble needs me
 
‘’ 2015-05-04 12:18:39 PM  
We're having a garage sale this Saturday. You are all invited.
 
‘’ 2015-05-04 12:29:16 PM  
Finally selling the swing?
 
‘’ 2015-05-04 3:44:21 PM  
been trouble since the day i was born

trouble trouble trouble
 
‘’ 2015-05-04 11:49:25 PM  
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‘’ 2015-05-05 12:30:41 PM  
Happy Cinco de Mayo...

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‘’ 2015-05-05 12:37:26 PM  
If I didn't have this awful chest cold I'd eat a little Mexican.
 
‘’ 2015-05-05 12:48:52 PM  
I know a little Mexican. He's standing right over there.

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‘’ 2015-05-05 1:06:15 PM  
Tastes like Blue Meanie.
 
‘’ 2015-05-05 1:28:52 PM  
whoa, stage directions...staged erections

i'm going to do a solo play where i play with my self slow and call it Staged Erections

it will be like puppetry of the penis, except the only thing i can make out of mine is a small penis

the micropeen monologues
 
‘’ 2015-05-05 2:35:49 PM  
Exit stage penis.
 
‘’ 2015-05-05 5:37:04 PM  
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‘’ 2015-05-13 3:17:28 PM  
Our second spawn will be delivered Monday...

And the swing is still around, not sure what I should do with that elegant purchase...
 
‘’ 2015-05-13 3:26:43 PM  
Well now that you have multiple kids it (like you) ain't getting any action.
 
‘’ 2015-05-14 2:59:47 PM  
Put it on Craigslist. Someone will buy it.
 
‘’ 2015-05-14 3:02:50 PM  
May get bumped off my flight home. $500 voucher and two drink coupons..... Worth it?
 
‘’ 2015-05-14 4:47:14 PM  
Hmm...depends on how long you've been gone.
 
‘’ 2015-05-17 5:45:27 AM  
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‘’ 2015-05-17 5:09:51 PM  
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‘’ 2015-05-19 11:58:07 AM  
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‘’ 2015-05-19 12:12:39 PM  
English can be a difficult language.

It can, however, be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
 
‘’ 2015-05-19 1:25:29 PM  
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‘’ 2015-05-19 1:35:57 PM  
Congrats to TNJ and Shebot on another
 
‘’ 2015-05-20 8:30:14 PM  
Top 10 reasons I didn't watch Letterman:

10. out drinking
9. home drinking
8. passed out from drinking
7. masturbating
6. masturbating while drinking
5. Grand Theft Auto....while drinking
4. had to work late
3. Leno was on
2. just kidding about Leno, I was watching porn
1. was at Dave's house, watching him sleep
 
‘’ 2015-05-22 1:19:42 PM  
7 more hours, and the High School days are officially over.

It's been a hell of a journey.
 
‘’ 2015-05-25 4:22:38 PM  
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‘’ 2015-05-25 4:24:02 PM  
this was the original stage pic:

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so yeah, i done a bit o' 'shoopin'
 
‘’ 2015-05-25 4:24:55 PM  
i moved a f'in piano!

boy are my armz tyred
 
‘’ 2015-05-25 9:08:41 PM  
I've thrown back half a bottle of wine in the past hour. Will finish the rest shortly.

Doesn't the Pope look like Jonathan Pryce from Game of Thrones?  Fitting casting.

And there was something else.  I'll post it if I think of it.
 
‘’ 2015-05-25 9:10:17 PM  
as I eat this strawberry rhubarb pie I made yesterday I'm reminded that it's hard to make a cup and a half of sugar taste bad

not impossible, but, damn, this pie is delicious!

/that was not the other thing.  i haven't remembered it yet
 
‘’ 2015-05-25 9:36:45 PM  
i love 90 minute movies with one joke!

duh, it's a premise

suck my premise.  andrew mccarthy's hot sister

i love your amy schumer character

wait, spy is actually getting good reviews?  either the reviewer community has given up on getting a good movie out of hollywood, or the teaser trailer editors and movie poster makers only know how to do cliche cheesy shiat.

still not what i wanted to say.
 
‘’ 2015-05-25 10:44:31 PM  
I'm sure you'll figure it out
 
‘’ 2015-05-25 11:08:48 PM  
i think this was it:

is KFC the anti Chick-fellate now with their gay Colonel spokesman?

was that really it?

anyway, just curious
 
‘’ 2015-05-26 2:24:07 PM  
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‘’ 2015-05-29 3:33:56 PM  
 
‘’ 2015-05-29 4:30:48 PM  
My meat curtains are bronde.

I had Amelia draw them.
 
‘’ 2015-05-29 8:21:04 PM  
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‘’ 2015-05-31 9:40:10 AM  
i love her.
 
‘’ 2015-06-01 11:40:15 PM  
http://photos.vanityfair.com/2015/06/01/556bc21c378caf0d670e4d8c_come- at-me-crow-nights-king.gif

y u too big?
 
‘’ 2015-06-03 9:25:02 AM  
party party party
 
‘’ 2015-06-04 3:02:40 PM  
wow
 
‘’ 2015-06-04 4:31:23 PM  
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‘’ 2015-06-05 12:41:49 PM  
i still love her

she's like a hotter goldie

i don't even want to know who that is

i'm just going to keep loving that gif
 
‘’ 2015-06-05 12:42:12 PM  
who is that?

i have to know!
 
‘’ 2015-06-05 5:17:45 PM  
Got 2 boys now

the whole house is now a man cave

none-stop farting
 
‘’ 2015-06-05 7:32:31 PM  

TheNewJesus: Got 2 boys now

the whole house is now a man cave

none-stop farting


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‘’ 2015-06-06 12:31:40 PM  
can you reverse GIS a GIF?
 
‘’ 2015-06-13 3:02:55 PM  
What?
 
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