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‘’ 2012-06-19 2:19:57 PM  
hey vudu, what's your favorite smoothie to make, we had a smoothie marathon the other day...strawberry/banana is pretty hard to beat.
 
‘’ 2012-06-19 2:26:18 PM  
you old smoothie
 
‘’ 2012-06-19 2:32:29 PM  
Million dollar business idea: Ye Olde Smoothie
 
‘’ 2012-06-19 3:30:03 PM  
mmm blue cheese smoothies....

the next frozen yogurt?
 
‘’ 2012-06-19 3:30:52 PM  
Stuck in the mud day; I keep churning the wheels but can't get shiat done.
Jaxom, almost all the vacation pics are up. Should have the last folder loaded tonight.
 
‘’ 2012-06-19 4:56:49 PM  
hey I wanna see pictures too
 
‘’ 2012-06-19 5:05:39 PM  
Cool ruff. Look forward to it.
 
‘’ 2012-06-19 6:20:36 PM  

knobglobbler55: hey vudu, what's your favorite smoothie to make, we had a smoothie marathon the other day...strawberry/banana is pretty hard to beat.


Peanut butter and fresh raspberry. Tastes like a PB&J.
Almost as good as a P&BJ.
 
‘’ 2012-06-19 6:21:49 PM  
SO a person on the phone today calls me a "jerkweed" and hangs up on me.
If you are out there reading this, Ned Flanders, I am sorry that you are a jerkweed.
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 1:49:06 AM  
Slurpees for Herpes.
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 2:47:00 AM  
I saw a dude with his hot young thing girlfriend at lunch at the Philly place across from my office. Both were pretty young things, actually. A lot of models in the neighborhood.

We were discussing Wayne Rooney's penchant for being I the right place at the right time--he really is the greatest poacher in the history of the game.

But I couldn't face this guy talking to him because of the huge herpes flair up on his face.

His hot ass model girl there didn't seem to mind.

/New York Life
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 2:48:28 AM  
in, not I.

Stupid alcoholism and thumb typing.
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 7:55:05 AM  
Most amazing marriage proposal I've ever seen. So sweet, I've got a toothache now.
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 9:10:19 AM  
yeah another woman was pointing her cooch at the nozzle in the jacuzzi this morning...get a boyfriend lady! and don't be so obvious..
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 9:42:36 AM  

HAMMERTOE: Most amazing marriage proposal I've ever seen. So sweet, I've got a toothache now.


FAKE!

sorry, YouTube mode

that was awesome
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 9:54:24 AM  

knobglobbler55: yeah another woman was pointing her cooch at the nozzle in the jacuzzi this morning...get a boyfriend lady! and don't be so obvious..


What gym do you go to?
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 10:19:40 AM  
new york health & racquet - downtown wall street location - nice club
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 10:22:13 AM  
one with a pool?

the one north of u square has no pool

sad
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 10:23:43 AM  
pool yes
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 10:44:09 AM  
This typing is too loud.
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 12:09:19 PM  

medius: His hot ass model girl there didn't seem to mind.


I used to date a lot of those, until I realized the first question I screen dates with "do you have herpes" and hot models is like shooting fish in a barrel.
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 12:23:19 PM  
Apparently there's an online dating website exclusively for people with the herp. Everyone up there is supposed to be really hot.
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 12:40:58 PM  
Why does this not surprise me?

Also, is social media changing the way virii spread?
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 12:42:17 PM  

czmilosz: This typing is too loud.



SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE IS HUNGOVER
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 2:02:19 PM  

vudukungfu: Also, is social media changing the way virii spread?


Electronic or physical?
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 2:36:24 PM  

SteamyRain: SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE IS HUNGOVER


Even the white noise hurts.
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 2:39:22 PM  
black noise is louder

and won't shut up during the movie
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 2:48:51 PM  
hair of the dog you slept with
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 2:56:57 PM  
rofl
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 2:57:46 PM  
I wish I was back in Argentina, or in NYC, or hell a bus station bathroom in Des Moines. I need a vacation...

A submitted resume has made it through the first screening. So if it becomes toilet paper at least it will be wiping the butt of a boss and not some HR person...
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 3:13:20 PM  
I'm praying for you, Jesus.
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 4:30:34 PM  
Gonna need all the help he can get steamy.
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 4:45:20 PM  
praying for Jesus is ironic, no?
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 5:42:58 PM  
Hey ladies get down on their knees in front of me all the dang time. Well ok never... But maybe one day...
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 9:33:40 PM  
if you says so.
 
‘’ 2012-06-20 9:45:28 PM  

HAMMERTOE: vudukungfu: Also, is social media changing the way virii spread?

Electronic or physical?


We should talk.
At TED.
 
‘’ 2012-06-21 2:34:49 AM  
I think I have something datelike tomorrow. And not with the bad news, but with somebody else. And they will meet each other.

I'm kind of looking forward to this.

When did I start messing around with movie stars and divas?

Now, I just need to not screw one or both of these up.

Tall order, I know.
 
‘’ 2012-06-21 2:35:24 AM  
New York found me. Goddamn.
 
‘’ 2012-06-21 9:04:32 AM  
by tomorrow I meant tonight

interesting times we live in
 
‘’ 2012-06-21 9:46:52 AM  
Dan Rather did a talk/book signing thing here last night. He is a pretty interesting guy, emotional too. Spry as hell for 80 years old...
 
‘’ 2012-06-21 10:03:18 AM  
What's the Frequency, Kenneth?
 
‘’ 2012-06-21 10:11:50 AM  
dan rather be not getting hit in the face
 
‘’ 2012-06-21 3:45:49 PM  
How uncle Vudu deals with pesky people volume 35:

Vudu: And may I have your fist name?
Jesus: Jesus
Vudu: and can you spell that for me?
Jesus: Jesus like Jesus Christ.
Vudu: are you swearing at me?
Jesus: No! You haven't heard of Jesus Christ?
Vudu: Are you trying to convert me?
Jesus: Fark! *Click*

Hopefully he will name his son something humble.
Like Stevie.
 
‘’ 2012-06-21 4:08:22 PM  
No one can fist like Jesus
 
‘’ 2012-06-21 5:31:05 PM  
"I will stop drinking for you. I mean, I will find other reasons to drink, but never for you again."
 
‘’ 2012-06-22 12:59:53 AM  
Good date with the film actress.

Damn, she was hot (a decade ago).

Still cute now and smart as all get out.

Anyway, glad she picked me up. Guess even if you don't swing you hit the occasional homerun every few years.
 
‘’ 2012-06-22 10:49:50 AM  
They call that "hit by pitch"

Creepy license plate of the day "sonlovr"
 
‘’ 2012-06-22 11:04:36 AM  
Was Sandusky driving?
 
‘’ 2012-06-22 1:14:26 PM  

medius: Damn, she was hot (a decade ago).

Still cute now and smart as all get out.


I was going to say, if you didn't, that you must have piked up on how she got smarter with age and as prettiness fades, beauty grows within.

that being observed, as it should be by us wisened and lerned men, I also hope you got a beej out of the deal.
 
‘’ 2012-06-22 2:26:58 PM  
oh, it was nearly game on last night

mutual decision to delay things until we meet next week though

as much as i claim to still be a teenager, there is no real urgency to lose my born again virginity

i'm going to have to do some game prep, maybe in the film room
 
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