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‘’ 2012-06-04 05:55:25 PM  
I'm not usually the voice of many.

But I think I'm safe in saying, "We don't give shiat."
 
‘’ 2012-06-04 06:07:03 PM  
That is damn funny right there.
 
‘’ 2012-06-04 07:02:35 PM  

czmilosz: I think I'm safe


please be careful....it is never safe
 
‘’ 2012-06-04 07:05:12 PM  

A Non Amos: That is damn funny right there.


Easy. there, Medius.
 
‘’ 2012-06-04 07:05:48 PM  
I recognized your voice.
Dead giveaway.
 
wib
‘’ 2012-06-04 08:10:27 PM  
I am finding this difficult to masturbate to.
 
‘’ 2012-06-04 09:37:37 PM  

wib: I am finding this difficult to masturbate to.


I'm not.
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 12:04:45 AM  
allah is a homo
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 02:52:12 AM  
i am my own alt

you know that
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 08:12:05 AM  

kissfromapocalips: allah is a homo


And president of the he-men woman haters club.
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 09:51:00 AM  
Thought about starting an alt, but what would I use it for? Argue with myself?
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 09:51:13 AM  
I found my next race

Link

/no way
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 10:25:53 AM  

Ruffian: I found my next race


Leg 1: Swim this anchor across Lake Erie.
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 11:27:20 AM  

Ruffian: I found my next race

Link

/no way


I'm not a therapist but I'd have to say you really have some issues paying someone to farkin torture you.
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 12:04:23 PM  
Not sure if you looked into the site - $900 entrance fee! Ridiculous.

And what kind of asshole schedules meetings at 12:30? Oh yeah, my supervisor. No, I did not want to enjoy my lunch, thank you.
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 12:09:54 PM  
Just enough to see some girl in a mesh of barbed wire...(not sexy either)

at least with a dominatrix you get a happy ending and a beating for your money (probably cheaper too)
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 12:49:08 PM  
i haven't gotten my happy ending yet, and i've paid a fortune
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 01:17:57 PM  
I don't understand the point of races like that. I get it, you're strong, reckless, and have way too much money on your hands.
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 01:30:01 PM  
Plus, I think it would get boring as quickly as it would get tiring.
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 02:46:02 PM  
2 of my friends did this last year. 4deserts
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 03:08:11 PM  
dominatrix is leaving town tomorrow

might get some sleep

and, no, i've not been losing sleep the fun way, assholes

("the fun way: assholes" ... wasn't that the title of one of those sex ed reels from the 70s?)
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 05:47:06 PM  
Alright, don't know if I have any fans. I know I have been an asshole lately. Just wanted to say I don't like the image I've been putting out or my account name, and I plan to be on Fark for a while. My new start will be as Skywolf Philosopher, and I'll be using that tomorrow. 'Course, since someone gifted me TF on my other account, I'll be gifting that someone right back later on. And, since I'm cheap, I'll be lurking on TF for a while. I'm watching you!
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 05:47:15 PM  
I've read about that one, Jax...looks ridiculously hard.
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 05:48:07 PM  
My other other account?
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 06:04:27 PM  

Ruffian: I've read about that one, Jax...looks ridiculously hard.


It was ruff. Their race report was ridiculous.
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 06:39:56 PM  
yea but it's a dry heat
 
‘’ 2012-06-05 07:05:08 PM  

A Non Amos: My other other account?


No. The other other other account.
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 09:15:00 AM  
i made beer can chicken last night, came out pretty good
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 09:28:25 AM  

knobglobbler55: i made beer can chicken last night, came out pretty good


How could it not? One of my favs.
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 09:32:24 AM  
put it on my account

i got this
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 09:48:23 AM  
Ain't you just the magnanimous blue-balled bastard.
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 10:33:35 AM  
dang facebook is down to 25.5, i know some pretty unhappy people right about now
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 10:36:56 AM  
*like*
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 10:44:04 AM  
i'm blue brained balled and hearted
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 10:45:20 AM  
what's the bet on how much weight i've lost the last 2 weeks? the over/under is 9.5 lbs

all without working out!

or eating

or sleeping

/finally got some sleep, though
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 10:59:59 AM  
Too much pooping.
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 11:01:13 AM  
you need to eat to poop
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 11:38:22 AM  
Alcohol poops.
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 11:48:27 AM  
Yeast poop alcohol.
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 12:58:55 PM  
I've been carrying this lottery ticket around for the last two weeks. Now, I'm a confirmed loser.

Everything is so goddamn symbolic. No wonder astrology is so popular. (But it's not from the stars but to the stars that we project meaning.)
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 01:05:58 PM  
Ad astra per asshole
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 03:14:27 PM  
oh that reminds me I need to pick up a powerball ticket

You know, to soak up the tears
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 03:29:38 PM  
weighed in at 9.4 under 173.5

actually weighed 165 after working out, as i was downing mass quantities of water

/hydration is key
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 09:09:09 PM  
I'll gladly pay wizden back someday. TF is awesome, TFD is the one of the best things I can use the internet for, and I'm going to get me a TF for this account. Rock on Fark!

/Onemorething: I love TFD, but last time I tried submitting a link, it didn't show up. Any tips? I mean, I see stupid TFDs pop up a lot around here, and I have some really cool thoughts.
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 09:10:03 PM  
Work it, medius! Pain is gain, bro!
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 09:44:56 PM  
Alright, then. Wizden, if you spot this or someone tweets you or what... uses telepathy? Think of it this way: You bought your friend A Non Amos a drink at this pub called Total Fark. A Non Amos then discovered that a Holy Fark an angry mob of atheists is after me!! So I got a new account with a new persona, to change my image, as it were. I do not intend to ever start a religion flamewar again, unless by accident. I intend to be on Fark for a while unless I really Fark something up and get banned, and I intend to stick with this username until some kind of total meltdown occurs and we all have to get new ones. Basically, I dropped the drink, it farking shattered on the floor, I bought myself one, and I'll be you one as well, me amigo, whenever you want. Thanks for showing me the pure liquid awesome that is Total Fark. Peace out!
 
‘’ 2012-06-06 11:23:20 PM  
The fark is this all about?
 
wib
‘’ 2012-06-07 12:51:24 AM  
Rufie?
 
‘’ 2012-06-07 05:32:46 AM  
my loss is my gain?
 
‘’ 2012-06-07 08:12:34 AM  

Skywolf Philosopher: Wizden, if you spot this or someone tweets you or what... uses telepathy?


this is your brain on vudu.
 
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