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‘’ 2012-05-25 02:51:17 PM  
people don't seem to want to leave me to my hermitdom

but it was getting so comfortable
 
‘’ 2012-05-25 03:01:19 PM  
They should pipe some Shakespeares Sister into the office. That would be nice...
 
‘’ 2012-05-25 09:57:05 PM  

leftyblonde: I don't has your number...


I'm nerver home

I'm out to a party jam session all weekend.
Gonna hit and run on the internet a bit but mostly gonna be drinkin, playing guitar, and cookin.
 
‘’ 2012-05-26 02:17:28 AM  
Call me. I may answer. or some crap.
 
‘’ 2012-05-26 04:43:49 AM  
you still have my number, lefty?
 
‘’ 2012-05-26 11:03:09 PM  
If I don't hear a live version of Freebird this weekend, I'll be damn disappointed.
 
‘’ 2012-05-27 12:02:13 PM  
Off to complete the building of the deck around the pool, Pt. II.
Had to be stong enough to hold 2 adults, and one Patrick star mouthbeathing food inhaling
jack ass of a neighbor's nephew.
Hopefully, we will find that food abuser face down and blue.
soon.
 
‘’ 2012-05-27 04:10:23 PM  
I broke my phone.
 
‘’ 2012-05-28 09:47:40 AM  

leftyblonde: I broke my phone.


I was the only farker to use 'Whazzup, artichoke?' on the non sequitur thread. Make me a badge. That is all.
/Non-sequitur
 
‘’ 2012-05-28 10:47:05 AM  
I am the only one in the building.

Feels like I am working during the zombie apocalypse...
 
‘’ 2012-05-28 11:23:54 AM  
I'm the badge maker now?

/didn't get the memo.
 
‘’ 2012-05-28 02:56:48 PM  
no no badgers, you breed badgers...
 
‘’ 2012-05-28 03:01:31 PM  
Don't badger me, woman.

/Badger badger badger badger.
 
‘’ 2012-05-28 04:15:17 PM  
leftyblonde don't make badges? Double non sequitur explosion.
 
‘’ 2012-05-28 10:00:01 PM  
batches of badger badges?
 
‘’ 2012-05-28 10:56:17 PM  

leftyblonde: I'm the badge maker now?

/didn't get the memo.


badge maker badge maker make me a badge.
Make it from garbage or make it from scratch.
Brown paper packages tied up in strings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 07:00:39 AM  
Knob, my powers grow :) Now learning how to thrash off road.

img.photobucket.comView Full Size
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 07:06:16 AM  
Picked up a YZ450R on Friday it also has a big bore kit. Need to add a couple things to it and buy gear. Need boots, helmet, goggles and a chest protector. Been 20 years sense I have been on a dirt bike, hope I don't kill myself.

Pissed the Wiffy off just a bit, sense we epoxied the garage floor and can't park anything on it, well in till it has fully cured. I put my race bike and dirt bike in the house :).
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 08:05:05 AM  
looks like fun, be careful
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 09:29:48 AM  

knobglobbler55: looks like fun, be careful


Yeah was pretty cheap it's a 2005. I road dirt bikes when I was a kid but that was a long time ago. This should be like learning how all over again.
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 09:54:23 AM  
Please buy or build a ring of fire to jump through.
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 10:11:38 AM  

TheNewJesus: Please buy or build a ring of fire to jump through.


hummmmm
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 10:44:08 AM  
for the fourth of July, kids in the neighborhood would love it, maybe highlight it with some sparklers or something, mount roman candles to your helmet...

I wonder if I could make a living doing that???
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 10:45:31 AM  
I just found my new career path!

do they sell flammable underpants?
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 11:12:12 AM  
my friend's kid used to jump them things, 30 feet in the air...he crashed and broke both his feet, got addicted to Oxycontin, went to rehab...got un-addicted
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 11:25:34 AM  
so it beats a cube farm
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 12:16:59 PM  

TheNewJesus: so it beats a cube farm


What doesn't?
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 12:18:09 PM  
Close family friend used to race those on a small circuit until some other guy hit him and shattered his leg.
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 12:29:53 PM  
Oxycodine is for pussies.
If you can't hand;e the pain of a broken foot, don't get on a 2 wheeler.
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 02:10:29 PM  
Portillo's chocolate shakes are heaven in a styrofoam cup.
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 02:13:16 PM  
Did anyone else read that as seamen in a styrofoam cup?

Everyone? Really?
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 02:58:34 PM  
And to double the pleasure you should let 2 girls eat that 1 shake!
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 04:38:45 PM  
I am never going to "warm up" if this place stays so dead...
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 04:42:42 PM  
you can fap to this?
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 07:41:21 PM  
Whar Michigan party whar?
 
‘’ 2012-05-29 09:44:33 PM  

TravelingFreakshow: Whar Michigan party whar?


In Texas?
 
‘’ 2012-05-30 01:25:45 AM  
the gal from Drop Dead Diva looks like she smells down there.
 
‘’ 2012-05-30 10:13:06 AM  
So someone threw a bag of smelly ass crab legs in our yard yesterday. While we were walking the dog we discovered a double ended dildo that someone had thrown out their car window.

So all in all a pretty interesting day...
 
‘’ 2012-05-30 10:30:19 AM  
It was the same person.
 
‘’ 2012-05-30 11:56:41 AM  
oh god
 
‘’ 2012-05-30 12:44:20 PM  
My only question is, How did rufie find out where I live?
 
‘’ 2012-05-30 01:51:31 PM  

TheNewJesus: My only question is, How did rufie find out where I live?


The smell?
 
‘’ 2012-05-30 02:01:39 PM  
That wasn't really a dildo, it was a Dong Ninja diving rod
 
‘’ 2012-05-30 02:42:05 PM  
craps in kansas, oh my!
 
‘’ 2012-05-30 02:49:42 PM  
I guess Lynyrd Skynyrd was right on the money
 
‘’ 2012-05-30 07:18:43 PM  
I've been saving this thread until school is out...good reading. Vudu's description of the hillbilly wedding was first rate. I really would like to see the pictures.
 
‘’ 2012-05-30 08:40:20 PM  

bessyglass: I've been saving this thread until school is out...good reading. Vudu's description of the hillbilly wedding was first rate. I really would like to see the pictures.


People of wall mart dot com will have to suffice.
 
‘’ 2012-05-31 07:40:29 AM  
I just spilt coffee on my crotch!
Damn that's rather hot!
And I stayed up far too late
But my profile looks great.

 
‘’ 2012-05-31 08:24:10 AM  
if you says so.
 
‘’ 2012-05-31 09:22:17 AM  

A Non Amos: I just spilt coffee on my crotch!
Damn that's rather hot!
And I stayed up far too late
But my profile looks great.


*clicks profile*

*reads*

O_o

Dude, WFT are you on?
 
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