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‘’ 2017-11-11 8:57:43 PM  
the indians jacket
I wanna cry
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:01:41 PM  
Man I missed so much....
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:03:30 PM  
I'm sorry to hear about your husband, <b>Sensei</b>.

I hope you get a kick out of the fact that, in part because of a comment of yours on here years ago, I've been working sporadically on becoming handy and getting in shape so one day I might look hot with a tool belt.
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:05:47 PM  
Also, out of nostalgia, I'm doing html manually, which doesn't seem to <i>work</i> anymore.

Remember when someone forgetting to close a tag would render a whole thread italic?  Those were the days.

And - hey folks!
 
sig
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:05:48 PM  
Holy Crap This place lives!
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:06:39 PM  
<b>sig</b>!
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:09:41 PM  
oh Zulu,thank you. It was difficult, but I'm happy he is at rest now.

The tool belt comment made me LOL.  Tool belts are hawt.  If this wasn't for too-old I'd def ask for pics.
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:09:47 PM  
Ok.  So I'm still with the same company for 17 years.  I'm no longer a developer.  I moved into infrastructure.  And for some reason they put me in charge of stuff.  I manage the noc, our enterprise monitoring team, and the automaton team. After twenty years I split up with my wife.  I've been single for a year.  But I'm a great dad of two kids.  My son is 9 and my daughter is 5. So I'm trying to figure out how to work less, travel more, and eat better.  Also I'm dating. Adventures!
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:12:00 PM  
OMG boo.  The indians jacket.

That hurts coming from a guy in a Indians jacket sporting a cheezy mustache.
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:14:13 PM  
UFIA?
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:14:22 PM  

JoeQBoo: Ok.  So I'm still with the same company for 17 years.  I'm no longer a developer.  I moved into infrastructure.  And for some reason they put me in charge of stuff.  I manage the noc, our enterprise monitoring team, and the automaton team. After twenty years I split up with my wife.  I've been single for a year.  But I'm a great dad of two kids.  My son is 9 and my daughter is 5. So I'm trying to figure out how to work less, travel more, and eat better.  Also I'm dating. Adventures!


Wow.  Good luck dude.  A lot on your plate.
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:14:55 PM  
sig! There is a classic in your profile too! robo crankybass Mickeyd Ruffian .Gods i miss those days!
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:16:40 PM  
That is NOT a negative comment Boo.  Just a statement of difficulty.

I have no doubt that you are great.  You could not be otherwise.
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:20:37 PM  
No worries jax! I'm actually as happy as I've been in a long time!
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:21:25 PM  
I bet sig is still bouncy in the mornings.
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:23:20 PM  
That crazy pirate is at the top of this feed.  and that was 2015.  Where is it now?
 
sig
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:25:14 PM  
Sensei as long as there is coffee, I can be bouncy.

Hey Zulu! And Boo! And Jax!
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:26:09 PM  
+1 Coffee
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:29:58 PM  
How's it going sig?
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:35:14 PM  

Sensei: So many good times, Let's reminisce? Who remembers Bridey and GGracie and true love?


I remember me!   :-p
 
sig
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:37:12 PM  
Pretty good. I am married now with a spoiled dog. Still working for the Patent Office.
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:41:01 PM  
ggracie!
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:50:17 PM  
I've been searching profiles. I may not sleep until I read this whole forum.  I wonder how much history is here...
 
sig
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:54:37 PM  
All the good history is probably lost unfortunately.
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 9:58:46 PM  
Hmm let's see. Got married to Shebot. She quit the news, we popped out a couple of Children of the Corn, 2 blonde demon boys. After 5 years of marriage I realized that my life would be better as a woman. Shebot took it ok for awhile but we did eventually get divorced. Converted the basement of the house into an apartment so I can still have plenty of time with the tots. Went in to get the operation, they said my penis was so small that it basically qualified as a clit anyways and let me leave without charging me. So that was nice. Ok that was a lie, still married, still a dude. Small ween thing is true though :(

Today my 4 year old nearly lost his shiat(in a good way) because I introduced him to air popping popcorn. We had to watch a slow motion video on youtube and everything. The 2 year old has been wandering around without pants or a diaper for a week, trying to potty train. I witnessed him grinding his butt on the top of a plastic barn house playset. Got to remember to sanitize that this evening. 2 toddlers at 41, I kinda hating my life at the moment. Not really but you know, feeling old as fark chasing this nearly autistic kids around. Don't have the energy for it.  That sounds sad but its not meant to be. Kids are awesome but holy shiat are they beating us down.
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 10:05:04 PM  

JoeQBoo: ggracie!


Hi!
 
sig
‘’ 2017-11-11 10:17:07 PM  
TheNewJesus 41 is a kick in the teeth, isn't it?
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 10:21:47 PM  
One of the kids hits me in the dick every day. It's either a head butt from the 2 year old or the ball of the foot of the 4 year old as I pick up his tantruming ass.

My teeth are fine, my balls look like dried prunes...
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 10:32:30 PM  
FOUND IT

i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 10:41:52 PM  
well well well...
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 10:42:37 PM  
Well this is a past that has been blasted
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 11:00:41 PM  
Wow look at that... I hope more lost souls stumble in.

holly I still don't like pie...
 
‘’ 2017-11-11 11:19:23 PM  
I keep looking for the like button.

Hey <b>GGracie</b>! Hey <b>kerouac</b>! How goes it?
 
wib
‘’ 2017-11-11 11:45:43 PM  
Hey boo and Jax and sameoldjesus
 
wib
‘’ 2017-11-11 11:46:53 PM  
I see medius is the glue that keeps this thing together as per the usual
 
wib
‘’ 2017-11-11 11:49:35 PM  
I'm not as hot as I was. My 30s were good.
 
wib
‘’ 2017-11-11 11:55:33 PM  
I was at a charity ball thing tonight. We won the wine tasting and Pilates silent auction. The Pilates class is followed by a wine tasting.
Wine.
 
‘’ 2017-11-12 12:11:58 AM  
tnj it gets better,  mine are 7 and 9 and fit for society.
 
‘’ 2017-11-12 12:59:23 AM  
Yea we gotta a lot of poop and dick his to get through.
 
‘’ 2017-11-12 2:16:36 AM  

TheNewJesus: FOUND IT

[i.imgur.com image 850x973]


I could swear I had a pic in one of these, but not this one anyway.

I remember a lot of those folks, and some are even my friends now. Wow.
 
‘’ 2017-11-12 8:27:21 AM  
I never did check in here much... had to do with living in farking Narnia and not getting to any Fark parties.

Checking in now for the too-old love.
 
‘’ 2017-11-12 9:54:58 AM  
This reminds me of the time I was watching three lumberjacks trying to start a chainsaw. They would take turns yanking on the cord and a little white smoke would come out of the exhaust. After about ten minutes of this, vernterv walks up to them, grabs the chainsaw and gives the cord a hellacious yank. It was one of those armstretch yanks, you know, one arm going one way and the other arm going the other. I thought she was going to break her bra for a minute there. Anyway, damned if that chain saw didn't start right up. It's nice knowing a chick that can get things going that quickly.
 
‘’ 2017-11-12 10:38:40 AM  
Hey ZaK... it goes :) married now, 2 kids, living the dream.
 
‘’ 2017-11-12 11:59:41 AM  

JoeQBoo: Wow look at that... I hope more lost souls stumble in.

holly I still don't like pie...


DAMMIT BOO
 
‘’ 2017-11-12 3:40:04 PM  
What? Pie is awful. holly I've been looking at your  facebook posts.  Lots of food.  No pie.
 
‘’ 2017-11-12 11:36:29 PM  

Sensei: and you know what's funny ... this used to be a lonely hearts place, but so many of you have moved on and found love, you no longer needed this.  It's wonderful.


I went the other way.  I got rid of my heart.

mwuahahah.

this place has been busy
 
‘’ 2017-11-12 11:37:14 PM  

JoeQBoo: I just want to know how attractive people are.


I'd still fark me hard.
 
‘’ 2017-11-12 11:41:35 PM  

wib: I see medius is the glue that keeps this thing together as per the usual


Medius, the Unchanging.

And I didn't just get that nickname on account of the underwear.
 
‘’ 2017-11-12 11:43:30 PM  
I just read what I should've read before and I'm sorry to hear you're ailing, too-old.

Everyone should be healthy forever and ever.

And everyone knows I was always the hottest one here
 
‘’ 2017-11-13 2:59:43 PM  
Oh Jeez, Sorry, Too-Old.  Sorry about your husband, Sensei.
 
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