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‘’ 2012-08-15 03:41:11 PM  
nah, what could he be possibly get arrested for? He doesn't drink, do drugs, date women....bass fishing is still legal in Georgia last I checked.
‘’ 2012-08-15 05:21:51 PM  
Sad to hear Lifefarce and Prick are like, still fogging up mirrors.
‘’ 2012-08-15 06:46:20 PM  
Especially since you are still farked.
‘’ 2012-08-16 07:50:43 AM  
Well shiat, had to put the cat to sleep yesterday. Wife took it pretty hard, we have been treating him for cancer the last three months. But it was getting to the point where his quality of life was not what it should be.
‘’ 2012-08-16 08:57:01 AM  
I haven't grown up yet.

Well, maybe a little, but I'm still mentally a teen. Just that I'm nineteen instead of thirteen now.

If only you guys knew half the stupid shiat I'm doing...

/totally [half] worth it
‘’ 2012-08-16 09:07:16 AM  
That's too bad about your cat.
‘’ 2012-08-16 09:27:10 AM  
make a catcopter

i want one
‘’ 2012-08-16 09:52:37 AM  
My friend is going to make gloves or a scarf out of her cat when he dies.
‘’ 2012-08-16 10:10:14 AM  
should make a muff

[photoshop of pussy muff with tail and head.jpg]
‘’ 2012-08-16 12:35:21 PM  
Not arrested. Now, the school system has decided that we're de facto "employees" due to our volunteer status, and wants us to help them keep an eye out for any suspected "Sanduskys". As I am 100% about helping the kids, I have no problem with this. However, if I'm going to make an accusation against somebody, I'm perfectly fine with doing so publicly, and to their face. They want to keep all reporting "anonymous". Given the troubles I ran into last year, I do not like this aspect one bit.
‘’ 2012-08-16 02:58:52 PM  
Sorry to hear about your cat ALUA. Always tough.
‘’ 2012-08-16 04:31:47 PM  
As I am 100% about helping the kids out of their under pants
‘’ 2012-08-16 09:16:11 PM  
I wonder how many times medius has spanked it into a hotel pillow case on his latest adventure.

i wish i had adventures
‘’ 2012-08-16 09:19:02 PM  
And I am thankful I don't wash my own pillowcases
‘’ 2012-08-16 10:03:46 PM  
I see a Kittah in your near future, ALUA
‘’ 2012-08-17 07:48:44 AM  

czmilosz: I wonder how many times medius has spanked it into a hotel pillow case on his latest adventure.

i wish i had adventures

0...but that may change in a few minutes.
‘’ 2012-08-17 08:26:01 AM  
"How Greg Got His Balls Back" probabl won't be a NYT best seller.
‘’ 2012-08-17 11:06:02 AM  
Went to a tough wake last night. One of my buddies was home over the weekend seeing his family. They live in the city, so no big deal for him. He went shopping with his mom and she bought him a tie. Instead of meeting up with friends to go play cards that night, he decided to stay and hang with his parents. She didn't wake up the next morning, passed in her sleep. She wasn't sick, no heart problems. Just her time. Turns out she bought him the tie he would wear to her funeral. Sad.
‘’ 2012-08-17 12:06:06 PM  
That's the way to go.
‘’ 2012-08-17 02:31:22 PM  
Yea the pillowcase has multiple advantages...
‘’ 2012-08-17 02:44:19 PM  
Amazing how we age. Just look at Erick and Life. Damn.

Then there is the spinster Steamy.
‘’ 2012-08-17 03:27:19 PM  
Hold up now...I'm not a cat lady yet. Plus, I didn't come up in the Stone Age like you. It's 2012 now and the 20s and 30s are for going crazy.
‘’ 2012-08-17 04:28:26 PM  
Maybe Steamy doesn't possess the desire or need to make some man totally farking miserable.
‘’ 2012-08-18 12:34:25 AM  

knobglobbler55: Maybe Steamy doesn't possess the desire or need to make some man totally farking miserable.

I. Find that
attractive in a woman.
‘’ 2012-08-18 12:35:46 AM  
Don't look at ME.
I didn't catch a bo-kay
‘’ 2012-08-18 11:37:13 AM  
Off to the chefs and musicians party in the old barn
‘’ 2012-08-19 12:51:05 AM  
Back from steam ship round, and shrimp cocktails, live rock band, fireworks, shooting stars, bonfire, kids playing flashlight tag, etc, and the horses and cows are out all over my road.
‘’ 2012-08-19 03:32:11 PM  
hmm, sometimes stupid is good

but now i'm waiting on the other shoe of damocles to drop
‘’ 2012-08-19 05:22:30 PM  

medius: but now i'm waiting on the other shoe of damocles to drop

Ain't that a kick in the head
‘’ 2012-08-20 08:38:20 AM  
Well that was a weeekend. I need a vacation from me.
‘’ 2012-08-20 09:15:20 AM  
wow, i am so so so dumb

i'm quite impressed with my dumbassery
‘’ 2012-08-20 10:20:49 AM  
I was sick all weekend. Luckily, I feel better just in time to come to work today.
‘’ 2012-08-20 11:20:15 AM  
I'm already feeling sick Friday. Heading to a White Party fundraiser on Thursday. It's put on by the woman I used to date for her foundation.
‘’ 2012-08-20 11:54:45 AM  
I used to date for her foundation.

i never heard vagina referred to in that way
‘’ 2012-08-20 12:00:46 PM  
Oooh, yeah, poor syntax. My bad.
‘’ 2012-08-20 01:36:15 PM  
what a long strange trip that was

also, i'm a dumbass
‘’ 2012-08-20 02:32:54 PM  
I bought an infrared thermometer. My balls are 10 degrees warmer than the ambient room temp. Overactive scrotum?
‘’ 2012-08-20 02:49:05 PM  
you're killing your sperm!
‘’ 2012-08-20 02:50:01 PM  
Thank goodness
‘’ 2012-08-20 02:50:18 PM  
He doesn't make that anymore. He got the snip snip.
‘’ 2012-08-20 02:55:39 PM  
I think he still makes it, he just can't RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
‘’ 2012-08-20 03:00:43 PM  
Yeah, no more hounds.
‘’ 2012-08-20 03:53:32 PM  
Can you at least release the bees with the hounds in their mouths?
‘’ 2012-08-20 04:10:01 PM  
No, it's more a sharks with lazers kind of thing.
‘’ 2012-08-20 07:40:56 PM  

medius: you're killing your sperm!

Yeah, but do you name them first?
‘’ 2012-08-20 07:42:29 PM  
All of them George.
‘’ 2012-08-21 09:34:23 AM  
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‘’ 2012-08-22 02:55:17 PM  
I'm having a party and none of you are invited.
‘’ 2012-08-22 03:06:21 PM  
this the ass party?
‘’ 2012-08-22 03:18:31 PM  


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