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‘’ 2012-06-15 12:52:15 PM  

knobglobbler55: I got a 2 hour gig lined up tonight at this Cajun Place.Delta Grill after my usual 6-10er in Times Sq. The food looks great,
kinda pricey...but hey.

Fried Green Tomatoes $11.00
With diced chicken and shiatake Mushrooms in a black pepper cream sauce.

Crawfish Popcorn $10.00
Served with remoulade sauce.

Fail fail fail.
I don't car if they are making the remoulade from frikkin scratch, which I have done for shellfish before, when you take a traditional, down home recipie and start making it all artsy fartsy and trying to charge an arm and a leg for it, you have failed the source of the recipie, the true heritage of the recipie, and you're asking for a crowd of pretentious vapid jerks for clients.

Of course, many restaurants get away with it, but not forever.

Even NYC eventually saw the Tavern had no clothes.

Not saying the food there sucks, it may indeed be wonderful, but holy fark, fried green tomatoes is fried green tomatoes. Dont' put a bunch of hot frog cum on it and charge me extra. Not even Escoffier would do that. Especialy not him.
‘’ 2012-06-15 12:53:06 PM  
I'd go with the flounder and a side of hushpuppies. Or maybe the stuffed pineapple.
‘’ 2012-06-15 12:57:54 PM  
dude, it's off Times Square, you know your gonna pay... I buy 4 Budweisers downstairs it costs me $11.00...what ya gonna do?
‘’ 2012-06-15 12:58:53 PM  
crowd of pretentious vapid jerks

I resemble that remark
‘’ 2012-06-15 1:05:17 PM  
Red Beans and Rice $6.00

I *do* get a blow job with that and the *do* swallow, right?

I'm not buying into "it's right off times square" for the priciness.

Something like 75% of everyone in NYC has herpes, including the food handlers.
Fark that.

I have sold Fabulous red beans and rice at $499 / pound, at the deli with a food cost of 40%.

Of course, it was to the noodle dancing stoners from Johnson state.
Not to the "Beautiful people"

Where does all the poop go on that island, anyway?
It's not like it can sustain a proper perk system or septic.
‘’ 2012-06-15 1:15:11 PM  
‘’ 2012-06-15 1:45:28 PM  
If there was someone to screw in Vermont, the herp rate would no doubt be higher.
‘’ 2012-06-15 1:49:03 PM  
Vudu, get out much? I really wonder why all the ladies aren't lining up....ya cheap beastard!
‘’ 2012-06-15 1:50:34 PM  
75% of everyone in NYC has herpes

farm animals don't carry stds?
‘’ 2012-06-15 1:52:12 PM  
Where does all the poop go on that island, anyway?

New Jersey, I believe...ask Medius.
‘’ 2012-06-15 2:21:32 PM  
Doesn't look expensive to me. Especially for NYC. You'd pay more to park than eat.
‘’ 2012-06-15 2:28:34 PM  
Vudu is fugal. I'm gonna take some Jambalaya home, I love me some spicy Jambalaya.
‘’ 2012-06-15 3:13:42 PM  
Getting laid is overrated.
I can cook fancy enough for me.
I used to do it in fine places.
Hey, a very young slender hardbodied pal of mine is just getting divorced I found out. I shot her a happy birthday and she's telling me she's not going to have a husband much longer on the reply email.
Usually they don't volunteer that right off.
Smoking hot and crazy to boot.
So I can go over and cook for her sometime.
Probably have to make something for the evil spawn her ex left behind, but PB&J is easy enough to make.
‘’ 2012-06-15 3:34:51 PM  
Getting laid is overrated.

Personally I like it better than watching T.V. and it's good exercise.
‘’ 2012-06-15 3:38:19 PM  
You have a point, but I stopped with the TV a while back and have taken up more steep uphill walking lately.
Guess I need to get in shape if I'm ever going to have sex again.
‘’ 2012-06-15 3:54:20 PM  
Won't drive 3 hours? I'd run cross country for the right set of lips.

Wish the marathon came with a blowjob guarantee. I'd be setting records.
‘’ 2012-06-15 4:16:08 PM  
running a race Sunday

guess this is wagon day then

can I make it to the 4th? 19 days

place your bets
‘’ 2012-06-15 9:07:05 PM  
I see one of the Falling Wallendas is going to traverse Niagara.
‘’ 2012-06-15 11:18:25 PM  
Deck and railings all up but for the lattice.
Will be ready for the kid's party.
Hot moms
tot moms
Gonna do shots moms.
‘’ 2012-06-16 8:01:05 AM  
Hell, I was gonna fly to Maui to get laid. We decided to meet on neutral ground after I ripped her heart out and ran it through a meat grinder. I didn't mean to! So, I've been kissing serious ass, and made up for that.

Those food prices are reasonable. 4 buds for $11.00 is better than here.

Been waiting for my training on the skyski. Sunday may be the day. One trainee at a time, and the stripper has about got it.
‘’ 2012-06-16 11:21:25 AM  
Nebraska has been pretty good lately.
‘’ 2012-06-16 5:44:15 PM  
Good to hear Gorby.
‘’ 2012-06-16 9:32:46 PM  
It is too damn hot in Kansas.
‘’ 2012-06-16 10:53:29 PM  
too wet in jersey
‘’ 2012-06-17 12:05:58 PM  
finished the 5 miler at an 8:16 pace

which means, i really must have flown the first two miles, because mile 3 was awful and i almost passed out at the 3.55 mark

so i gained some good speed losing weight, but i also lost muscle and ALL MY farkING CARDIO

and i was dehydrated. temps felt fine, but humidity must have sucked.


Weather: 62 degrees, 80% humidity, 6 mph, overcast

yeah, fark, no wonder

should have taken my shirt off
‘’ 2012-06-17 7:10:34 PM  
you tried...
‘’ 2012-06-17 7:42:29 PM  
i did quite well, considering all the factors

sure that cigarette last night wasn't doing me any favors today
‘’ 2012-06-17 9:07:42 PM  
I think my eyebrow just had a stroke.
‘’ 2012-06-17 11:02:33 PM  

medius: Weather: 62 degrees, 80% humidity, 6 mph, overcast

ugh. the 5K i ran on saturday was 65-70 degrees (when i started/when i finished), 70% humidity. it was farking gross.
‘’ 2012-06-17 11:47:11 PM  
i almost passed out

i need to start training again

and drinking [water]
‘’ 2012-06-18 8:24:18 AM  
Hey Knob what rain gear do you wear?
‘’ 2012-06-18 8:52:10 AM  

All_Lit_UP_AGAIN: Hey Knob what rain gear do you wear?

My mommy bought me a REI Rainproof shell and inner fleece (very warm/dry) and I have a pair of rain pants I carry with me, I got the from some janitor supply place like $20. With this weather I use use the other jacket these days. I carry a back pack with all my shiat in it (just in case it rains in my 10 mile commute)
‘’ 2012-06-18 9:23:37 AM  
oh yeah and I puts my sock feets in these small plastic bags I stole from the gym and tape them...I really hate wet feet
‘’ 2012-06-18 10:33:56 AM  

knobglobbler55: oh yeah and I puts my sock feets in these small plastic bags I stole from the gym and tape them...I really hate wet feet

Going for the homeless sheque look?
‘’ 2012-06-18 10:42:30 AM  
Yeah I probably look like a retard but like I said I hate wet (cold) feet.
‘’ 2012-06-18 11:11:41 AM  

knobglobbler55: Yeah I probably look like a retard but like I said I hate wet (cold) feet.

Yeah my feet are still nice and wet.
‘’ 2012-06-18 11:19:28 AM  
at work? Have have like 3 pairs of everything here at work
‘’ 2012-06-18 11:52:37 AM  
like spare bike nutz?

i think i fell for it again. my whole pep talk to myself and this morning on my way to the theater all went out the window as soon as...

what a sucker, what a dope
‘’ 2012-06-18 11:53:22 AM  
last night

/stick that where the sun don't shine
//i mean, where it belongs
‘’ 2012-06-18 5:09:20 PM  
‘’ 2012-06-18 5:59:42 PM  
You ever feel a gut punch moment coming that already makes you want to throw up on your shoes in anticipation?

I could use a predrink.
‘’ 2012-06-18 6:00:39 PM  
No I never really see the gut punches heading my way.

but then again I am pretty dumb
‘’ 2012-06-18 6:30:51 PM  
Don't underestimate dumb.
‘’ 2012-06-18 6:52:50 PM  
Oh, no, wait, I'm just a paranoid idiot.
‘’ 2012-06-18 6:54:21 PM  
It's still coming. Not now. Later.
‘’ 2012-06-19 7:23:27 AM  
I'm not going to a Fark party til I have the money. When I do attend, it will be as a steampunk warrior, with beer, driving the dream truck I want to earn one of these days, a Jeep Wrangler Rubicon turbocharged V10. Unless there's a more powerful one.

/You saw it here...
‘’ 2012-06-19 8:06:21 AM  

Skywolf Philosopher:
/You saw it here...

‘’ 2012-06-19 10:40:32 AM  
"I just etc. all over myself!"
‘’ 2012-06-19 1:51:46 PM  
I got a veggie burrito from the cafe downstairs. The rice was so overcooked, it made the burrito taste really gross.
‘’ 2012-06-19 2:01:41 PM  

medius: Oh, no, wait, I'm just a paranoid idiot.

From my calculations, 4569873894 distinct IP addys have read that comment since it was posted.
So the paranoid thing might be right.
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