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SteamyRain
‘’ 2012-06-12 2:05:27 PM  
Nice. They are all the rage here at work.
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 2012-06-12 2:31:00 PM  
I'm all the rage here at work.

And at home.

And out in the street.

Finally, coming of rage.

Rage rage.
 
czmilosz
‘’ 2012-06-12 2:46:16 PM  
Some one let the rodent off his wheel.
 
HAMMERTOE
‘’ 2012-06-12 2:46:31 PM  
Him: It was his birthday...
Her: That's nice.
Him: Nobody showed up at his party.
Her: That's too bad.
Him: He went skydiving.
Her: That's nice.
Him: His parachute didn't open.
Her: That's bad.
Him: There was a huge haystack below...
Her: That's nice.
Him: ...with a pitchfork sticking up.
Her: That's bad.
Him: He missed the pitchfork.
Her: That's nice.
Him: He missed the haystack...
Her: ...
 
All_Lit_UP_AGAIN
‘’ 2012-06-13 9:00:32 AM  
Knob, I had a nice little 40-60 MPH at the track lst weekend. I was cranked all the way over dragging knee and pushed to front end to hard. I need to get my suspension reworked.

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All_Lit_UP_AGAIN
‘’ 2012-06-13 9:01:12 AM  
Titanium sliders on the gloves held up well.
 
knobglobbler55
‘’ 2012-06-13 10:31:54 AM  
kids
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 2012-06-13 10:40:36 AM  
I need to get a Monsanto polo so I can troll the next Occupy.
 
czmilosz
‘’ 2012-06-13 11:01:17 AM  
I bet Jaxom has a Dow Chemical fanny pack from his "pharmacist" days.
 
SteamyRain
‘’ 2012-06-13 11:36:09 AM  
Fanny pack!
 
All_Lit_UP_AGAIN
‘’ 2012-06-13 12:56:49 PM  

knobglobbler55: kids


Kids? Huumm I turn 40 in a little over a year.
 
All_Lit_UP_AGAIN
‘’ 2012-06-13 1:00:40 PM  
Jeebuss f'ing christ I started talking to you misfits in here in my twenties.
 
SteamyRain
‘’ 2012-06-13 1:11:27 PM  
Damn, you old.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
‘’ 2012-06-13 2:04:22 PM  

All_Lit_UP_AGAIN: Knob, I had a nice little 40-60 MPH at the track lst weekend. I was cranked all the way over dragging knee and pushed to front end to hard. I need to get my suspension reworked.

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thanks for teh reminder.
I need to go spray the wasps and see if I can kick the bike to life this week.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
‘’ 2012-06-13 2:06:47 PM  
Well, not kick. Lot like keneau on his norton, kicking again and again and again.
No, the deal is, I ant to be able to touch the starter button lightly and have it start first time, every time. No farking around.
And I'm not leaving the farking driveway until I know it will start like that every freaking time.
Still not leaving until I'm sure the thing is 100% safe.
 
knobglobbler55
‘’ 2012-06-13 2:41:43 PM  
nothing's a 100% safe
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 2012-06-13 3:00:15 PM  
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knobglobbler55
‘’ 2012-06-13 3:37:52 PM  

All_Lit_UP_AGAIN: knobglobbler55: kids

Kids? Huumm I turn 40 in a little over a year.


Broken bones don't heal so well over 40, Sparky.
 
czmilosz
‘’ 2012-06-13 4:57:25 PM  
THARS GOLD IN THEM THAR HINGES
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 2012-06-13 8:32:44 PM  
I've gone from impotent rage to potent rage.

Look out, world! Here comes medius!

/blargh
 
SteamyRain
‘’ 2012-06-13 10:52:03 PM  
"On the next Dateline..."

Or will this be the Hungarian version of Falling Down
 
All_Lit_UP_AGAIN
‘’ 2012-06-14 6:39:42 AM  

SteamyRain: Damn, you old.


Ouch
 
SteamyRain
‘’ 2012-06-14 9:55:17 AM  
You're a guy, so you're technically getting more-distinguished looking.
 
All_Lit_UP_AGAIN
‘’ 2012-06-14 10:04:57 AM  

SteamyRain: You're a guy, so you're technically getting more-distinguished looking.


I'm sexy and I know it. wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!!!
 
Jaxom
‘’ 2012-06-14 10:15:35 AM  
Be careful steamy. You are edging up on spinster status.
 
SteamyRain
‘’ 2012-06-14 10:21:53 AM  
I prefer the term cat lady.
 
knobglobbler55
‘’ 2012-06-14 10:59:47 AM  
but she's well educated
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 2012-06-14 11:02:41 AM  
I've gone from non-functioning to high functioning.

Look out, world! Here barfs medius!

/blaaaaaaargh!

By the way, when that movie came out, my dad looked just like Michael Douglas. Falling down, a family tradition.
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 2012-06-14 11:48:04 AM  
When they cremate me, I'm going to burn for 8 nights.
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 2012-06-14 11:50:46 AM  
I was talking to my alcoholic buddy and he's never had a 40 drink night, which I found surprising. He's no Amy Winehouse. I think I've had 5 or so in my life, when your BAC can be measured in proofs.

Don't think I've had one in 7 years, though. I can't do much more than 15 a night anymore.

I think the conversation came up because of John Bonham. 40 shots and goodnight.

Should have slept on his stomach.
 
TheNewJesus
‘’ 2012-06-14 12:02:36 PM  
THIS IS NOT AN AA MEETING.
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 2012-06-14 12:03:17 PM  
why the fark not?

oh, yeah, i came here for an argument
 
czmilosz
‘’ 2012-06-14 12:08:56 PM  
We're all friends of Bill.
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 2012-06-14 1:02:41 PM  
i'm no fan of the tab

/time to pay the piper
 
TheNewJesus
‘’ 2012-06-14 1:56:37 PM  
I Miss Bill (c)
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 2012-06-14 2:58:49 PM  
miss jill
 
czmilosz
‘’ 2012-06-14 3:02:42 PM  
jizz mill
 
Jaxom
‘’ 2012-06-14 3:46:51 PM  
40 drinks? Yeah maybe if 30 of them were water.
 
czmilosz
‘’ 2012-06-14 4:05:23 PM  
How does a 90 year old prostate handle that much water?
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 2012-06-14 6:16:19 PM  
They said I should open up more. Now I'm an emotional goatse.
 
Jaxom
‘’ 2012-06-14 6:19:24 PM  
Well, this was a theory.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
‘’ 2012-06-15 8:00:16 AM  
I joined the police department's teen drinking task force.
Any idea how hard it is to get a teenager to drink with you at 7:15 in the morming?
 
TheNewJesus
‘’ 2012-06-15 9:37:38 AM  
Call it the blood of Christ and hang out in front of Catholic schools...
 
czmilosz
‘’ 2012-06-15 11:35:08 AM  
Figures that I would win tickets to see a Led Zeppelin cover band in Kansas City tomorrow night.

You want to go TheNewJesus?
 
knobglobbler55
‘’ 2012-06-15 11:36:58 AM  
they don't have one where you live?
 
czmilosz
‘’ 2012-06-15 11:37:55 AM  
I'm sure there are several.

Would you drive 3 hours to see a cover band?
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
‘’ 2012-06-15 11:49:13 AM  
the neighbor's kid just turned 7.
farker got a BB gun.
Red farking put your farking eye out ryder bb gun.
 
knobglobbler55
‘’ 2012-06-15 12:26:54 PM  

czmilosz: Would you drive 3 hours to see a cover band?


I won't drive 3 hours for a blow job
 
knobglobbler55
‘’ 2012-06-15 12:30:34 PM  
I got a 2 hour gig lined up tonight at this Cajun Place.Delta Grill after my usual 6-10er in Times Sq. The food looks great,
kinda pricey...but hey.
 
SteamyRain
‘’ 2012-06-15 12:43:47 PM  

knobglobbler55: czmilosz: Would you drive 3 hours to see a cover band?

I won't drive 3 hours for a blow job


There's something exceptionally lazy about that statement.
 
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