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‘’ 2012-05-31 9:43:15 AM  
baseball sucks, and the old white men that still enjoy it are deluded with nostalgia

just had to say it
‘’ 2012-05-31 2:46:08 PM  

vudukungfu: Dude, WFT are you on?

I think he prints 4chan pages and smokes them.
‘’ 2012-05-31 5:52:42 PM  
I ain't on anything, I swear! I'm just high on life. Furthermore: I as sure as Fark shall not be a liter.

But, LOL, vudukungfu, I choked on my protein shake reading that. I was thinking of upping the WTF value of my bio a little. Should I?
‘’ 2012-05-31 5:57:20 PM  
ALSO: I felt sorry for any intellectual weaklings who succumbed to the truly impressive and factual defensive strategems of the Constantly Evolving Riot Squad, those folks who support evolution with bravado and diss Christianity with spite.


Good job to the all of you, but if you want to play hardball, I'm a Follower of Jesus for a reason. Long live Safe For Work Articles! Long live Good, Clean, Farking Hilarious Comments!
‘’ 2012-05-31 5:59:34 PM  
I'm ODing on motherfarking life right now.
‘’ 2012-05-31 5:59:51 PM  
‘’ 2012-05-31 6:03:02 PM  
Medius, thanks to you, I have no choice but to enhance the WTF of my bio to trump yours. Although I don't doubt someone has more WTF points than either of us.
‘’ 2012-05-31 6:08:19 PM  
wtf do eye care?
‘’ 2012-05-31 6:10:03 PM  
I take it back! No, Farking way could I trump you! Medius, you are the craziest WTFarker I know.
‘’ 2012-05-31 8:13:03 PM  

A Non Amos: I take it back! No, Farking way could I trump you! Medius, you are the craziest WTFarker I know.

Rob Graves is back.
‘’ 2012-05-31 8:14:01 PM  
or meow said the cat scan
‘’ 2012-05-31 8:14:45 PM  

TheNewJesus: baseball sucks, and the old white men that still enjoy it are deluded with nostalgia

just had to say it

‘’ 2012-05-31 8:16:20 PM  

medius: I'm ODing on motherfarking life right now.

Don't bogart that joint
my friend
pass it over to me
If you're high on life
you're not smoking it right
pass that joint over to me
‘’ 2012-06-01 8:31:07 AM  
Oh no, no, no, I don't smoke it no more.
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No thank you, please. It only makes me sneeze.
And then it makes it hard to find the door.
‘’ 2012-06-01 9:21:57 AM  
Longtime co-worker had to go into the hospital the other day, he's been fighting sickness for a few months. Turns out to be the big C. So shiatty.
‘’ 2012-06-01 9:28:24 AM  
That really sucks. I'm beginning to suspect your workplace has superbad vibes. Built on top of an old Indian burial ground perhaps?
‘’ 2012-06-01 9:38:29 AM  
They never moved the bodies?
‘’ 2012-06-01 11:50:40 AM  
Does Craig T. Nelson work in your building?
‘’ 2012-06-01 1:21:32 PM  
‘’ 2012-06-01 1:43:03 PM  
If I had a big cock I would be thrilled. I still don't understand why that would make him sick...

I'm kidding sorry man that sucks...
‘’ 2012-06-01 4:58:31 PM  
i'm sure you can find a big cock tonight if you need one
‘’ 2012-06-01 5:05:13 PM  
All the big cocks in his area are in JOCO
‘’ 2012-06-02 12:07:05 AM  
I am not the new dude. Sorry.
‘’ 2012-06-02 12:39:08 PM  
It wasn't me.
‘’ 2012-06-02 1:30:53 PM  
Aww,the first blue balls of a fawning relationship. Must mean the end of spring.
‘’ 2012-06-02 1:57:15 PM  
‘’ 2012-06-02 2:37:09 PM  

medius: Owowow.

What is the sound he makes when someone clothespins his testicles?
‘’ 2012-06-02 8:58:12 PM  
b>Smeggy Smurf: A Non Amos: Here in Arkansas, alcohol sales are prohibited on Sundays. I've always thought that was a bit weird. The Bible doesn't specifically rally against alcohol, and Jesus drank wine. Still, some church denominations treat alcohol use like a mortal sin.

Jesus shacked up with a whore, drank wine, vandalized temples, assaulted public officials, spread heresy, ran around with smelly old fishermen and a guy that was naked except for a furry bit of rags, partied so hard that we're still talking about it 2,000 years later and was executed for disturbing the peace.

Tell that to a fundie and watch them have a meltdown. Then offer them some wine.

The vista of perspective, then. Imagine a bucket of water: to an ant it is a vast ocean, to an elephant it is a cool drink, and to you it is a bucket of water. Did you read the Biblical passages before making your comment? I can understand if you'd rather not wish to; it was very difficult for me to read Darwin's Origin of the Species and assorted books upon diverse evolutionary and atheist topics. I will, then, politely comment in a logical manner:

'shacked up with a whore': Uncertain of slang terminology. May refer to the passage in Luke's gospel where an 'immoral women' cleans Jesus' feet with her hair and expensive perfume. To a Christian scholar the implication is obvious: (a) Jesus excepted sinners, instead of rejecting them as now occurs, and (b) no matter the depths of 'sin', or unethical and illogical behavior, one can approach Jesus without fear of rejection.

'drank wine': Absolutely. Alcohol, in moderation, is an enjoyable beverage and was one of the only beverage choices aside from water available to Middle-Eastern cultures in that era. Furthermore, it serviced as a symbol of the blood which was shed by Jesus for us, insofar as the injuries he sustained at Calvary were enough to cause blood to drip off of his body.

'vandalized temples' and 'assaulted public officials', Yes, indeed: he drove price manipulation out of a Jewish temple. Sacrificial animals were being sold for an exorbitant price, and one couldn't use their own at that temple. It was within his right as a rabbi to drive them away inasmuch as a modern Church has the right to evict dissenters, gossipers, or any committing an illegal act, inasmuch as it is within the right of any given business, non-profit entity, residential entity, military entity, or government entity to evict and/ or ban those guilty of an illegal act or trespass, or seek police intervention.

'spread heresy': Called himself the 'son of God', in accordance with prophecy, and was rejected by those who should have recognized him as their savior- the Jewish leaders- in accordance with prophesy.

As for the rest, that is only supplementary evaluatory evidence that Jesus was, indeed, a perfect person; irregardless of the condition or mannerism of his company, he accepted them as disciples. Any and every person may so choose to follow the way Jesus set down, no matter how awful their life is and was. And Jesus wasn't afraid of raucous social gatherings; the publicity would draw vast, curious multitudes who could then be taught the message of the law, and the new law set down by Jesus.

'arrested for disturbing the peace': That is quite the understatement! Many people despised Jesus and wanted to kill him because he seemed to be a heretic, and went against the grain of society. In fact, that he was so kind with outcasts, immoral people, and rejects caused him to be hated all the more.
‘’ 2012-06-02 8:59:59 PM  
/Over from a thread to avoid threadjacking.
‘’ 2012-06-02 11:28:57 PM  

bessyglass: What is the sound he makes when someone clothespins his testicles?

yes, pleease
‘’ 2012-06-02 11:30:28 PM  

A Non Amos: 'drank wine'

hell, he bootlegged it at ma barker's insistence.
‘’ 2012-06-03 5:38:23 AM  
people be crazy
‘’ 2012-06-03 10:27:20 AM  
has anyone seen my wagon?
‘’ 2012-06-03 10:32:09 AM  

czmilosz: has anyone seen my wagon?

Ask SPanky and Buckwheat.
‘’ 2012-06-03 12:38:59 PM  
Popped a used GAX12 tube in the crate amp and it works fine now.
Taking the Cortez in to have it completely rebuilt.
‘’ 2012-06-03 3:59:18 PM  
are we all going to Hell now?
‘’ 2012-06-03 6:33:30 PM  

medius: people be crazy

Fooking a. There is some weird shiat going on. Going to the botanical gardens tonight to check out the lantern festival
‘’ 2012-06-03 9:15:24 PM  

leftyblonde: are we all going to Hell now?

hold me
‘’ 2012-06-04 10:01:29 AM  
that cat copter is awesome and generated a nice thread...
‘’ 2012-06-04 10:02:48 AM  
Been concentrating on learning me the blues lately. It's come to my attention that my 15W Egnater Tweaker is a more credible Blues amp than my Marshall. Of course, the Marshall is one of those MG100 solid-state jobs.
‘’ 2012-06-04 12:53:48 PM  
Is your love drifting? Is it a good day for the blues?
‘’ 2012-06-04 1:36:53 PM  
god, yes, sing it
‘’ 2012-06-04 2:09:25 PM  
Actually, I'm flirting with Stormy Monday today.

/but Tuesday's just as bad.../
‘’ 2012-06-04 2:14:19 PM  
duck dunn died rip
‘’ 2012-06-04 2:34:20 PM  
They catered Chik-Fil-A today. Those cookies are each the size of a fist. They also sit in your gut like a fist...
‘’ 2012-06-04 2:56:06 PM  
funny, because their sandwiches shoot right through me a greasy fist
‘’ 2012-06-04 4:02:53 PM  
So the new guy here at work looks familiar.
Took me a full week to get it.
He's a dead ringer fro Bill Hicks.

What's worse is it took me a week...and his name is Hicks, too.
‘’ 2012-06-04 5:00:32 PM  
No TF = Spotify premium.
‘’ 2012-06-04 5:46:42 PM  
So I'm thinking about starting a different account. I don't like my image right now, and I want a clean slate and to be known as something different. Can I just get another one or do I have to have all different info to do that?

/I'd rather be seen as a philosopher and a deep thinker, and I'd like to be known as 'the guy who posts comments only when they really add something.' And I want to use a cool username.
‘’ 2012-06-04 5:48:12 PM  
/But of course, I got sponsored by someone who likes my style, so I think it would be rude if I did anything other than stick around till the end of June. Thoughts?
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