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(Gamma Squad)   The Taliban is not training monkeys to shoot guns, but Taiwan thankfully didn't get the memo and made this news animation about it   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Taiwan, Taliban, Communist Party of China, military uniforms, rhesus monkeys, animations  
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5919 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jul 2010 at 4:27 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2010-07-15 12:56:34 PM  
I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.
No you'll never make a monkey out of me!
2010-07-15 1:37:35 PM  
Everybody knows they're really doing it with friken lasers.
2010-07-15 2:25:18 PM  
My God...y-you mean World Net Daily lied to me?

There are no Islamofascist monkeys protecting Obama's Kenyan birth certificate in a cave in Afghanistan?

My innocence has just been lost.
2010-07-15 4:30:19 PM  
Only an idiot would give monkeys guns.

Never mind that training chinese origin Rhesus is like training a month dead old dog.
2010-07-15 4:32:51 PM  
Photoshop Please?
2010-07-15 4:35:43 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2010-07-15 4:35:54 PM  
He may not know how to shoot but I still don't want him aiming it at me... Full Size
2010-07-15 4:36:46 PM  

Get_Bored: Photoshop Please?

I don't think photoshop is necessary here.
2010-07-15 4:38:00 PM  
Pussy taliban! In America we have trained two monkeys in a row to campaign well enough to become president.
2010-07-15 4:40:11 PM  
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Frickin' lasers!
2010-07-15 4:40:18 PM  
Guerrilla, gorilla, whatever - the issues are too important for us to get bogged down in semantics
2010-07-15 4:41:07 PM  
The one firing at the hip..just so awesome.

The whole thing had me cracking up.
2010-07-15 4:41:37 PM  
guns don't kill people; people do.

thus, a monkey with a gun should be perfectly safe. it's the monkeys armed with people that you need to worry about.
2010-07-15 4:44:28 PM  

Sybarite: I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.
No you'll never make a monkey out of me!

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Stop the Planet of the Apes, I want to get Off!
2010-07-15 4:47:31 PM  
I would totally watch an English language version of NMA News.
2010-07-15 4:55:07 PM  
That is so awesome
2010-07-15 4:58:02 PM  

Sybarite: I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.
No you'll never make a monkey out of me!

YES! One of my favorite Simpsons episodes.

/RIP Phil Hartman.
2010-07-15 4:59:51 PM  
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2010-07-15 5:09:53 PM  
Johnny Chimpo?
2010-07-15 5:11:59 PM  

finnished: Johnny Chimpo?

woudln't he have his afghan butler do the shooting for him?
2010-07-15 5:18:45 PM  

finnished: Johnny Chimpo?

It's really funny chief, it's Afghanistanamation!

/Shut up Rabbit
2010-07-15 5:19:03 PM  
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, but monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
2010-07-15 5:19:28 PM  
They apparently forgot Rule 8.
2010-07-15 5:21:45 PM  

finnished: Johnny Chimpo?

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2010-07-15 5:23:15 PM  
I told you so.
2010-07-15 5:37:29 PM  
Meh, I could take 'em.

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2010-07-15 5:43:53 PM  

skyotter: guns don't kill people; people do. I kill people -pow pow- with guns

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2010-07-15 5:50:49 PM  
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Army of One.
2010-07-15 5:52:12 PM  
Still gotta worry about...
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/wouldn't draw any pictures of Hanuman wearing a bomb turban if I were you
2010-07-15 6:30:50 PM  
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times -
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2010-07-15 6:37:50 PM  

simpsonfan: The Taliban actually considered it, until somebody realized...If they did it, they'd have PETA to deal with.

The Taliban definitely doesn't want to have to deal with those terrorists
2010-07-15 9:13:20 PM  
Great! Next they're be sending monkeys, chimps and apes into space.

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2010-07-16 1:29:16 AM Full Size

Can absolutely verify that the Taliban has monkey soldiers.
2010-07-16 4:55:10 AM  
Apple Daily == National Enquirer.
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