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(The New York Times)   Video of female service member servicing five service members' members circulating Fort Bliss   (nytimes.com) divider line
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2010-07-15 12:56:33 PM  
Article unrelated?
 
2010-07-15 12:58:48 PM  
Article barely related.

It is mentioned briefly in the article, but pervertsubby got a green out of highlighting it.

He knows the Fark audience!
 
2010-07-15 1:02:30 PM  
So much FAIL with this submission.
 
2010-07-15 1:13:24 PM  
Nothing new for Fort Bliss.
 
2010-07-15 1:15:11 PM  
The video? Where's the stinking video?
 
2010-07-15 1:25:59 PM  
Sounds more like Fort Dix.
 
2010-07-15 1:28:48 PM  
Colonel Wilson said he had ordered his battalion's soldiers to read "Who Moved My Cheese?"

Haven't they suffered enough?
 
2010-07-15 1:50:21 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: The video? Where's the stinking video?


Liveleak delivers. Link (new window) (NSFW obviously)
 
2010-07-15 1:54:29 PM  

ne2d: AlwaysRightBoy: The video? Where's the stinking video?

Liveleak delivers. Link (new window) (NSFW obviously)


You are a gentleman and a scholar.
 
2010-07-15 1:54:47 PM  

ne2d: AlwaysRightBoy: The video? Where's the stinking video?

Liveleak delivers. Link (new window) (NSFW obviously)


So there is a video even though the headline is misleading from the article?
 
2010-07-15 1:56:06 PM  
vroma.orgView Full Size

Approves
 
2010-07-15 1:58:44 PM  

ne2d: AlwaysRightBoy: The video? Where's the stinking video?

Liveleak delivers. Link (new window) (NSFW obviously)


I hope that still works when I get home from work this evening...

/not a bookmark
 
2010-07-15 2:03:17 PM  
I am SO not bookmarking this. Really, I'm not. Stop staring. Shut up.
 
2010-07-15 2:03:54 PM  

ne2d: AlwaysRightBoy: The video? Where's the stinking video?

Liveleak delivers. Link (new window) (NSFW obviously)


You cock.
 
2010-07-15 2:06:06 PM  

Donald_McRonald: Sounds more like Fort Dix Paranoia.


FTFY.
 
2010-07-15 2:12:25 PM  
Demand sauce.
 
2010-07-15 2:15:33 PM  

ne2d: Liveleak delivers. Link (new window) (NSFW obviously)


Thank you, good Sir

/somehow I think your link has something to do with stink
//I'll have to wait and see when I get home
 
2010-07-15 2:16:06 PM  
In fact, given the brigade's record at Fort Bliss of suicide, murder, assault, drunken driving and drug use, its troops are statistically at greater risk at home than while deployed in Iraq.

I'm thinking it's time for a name change.
 
2010-07-15 2:18:15 PM  
THIS is why you can't let gays in the military! Don't you see...

Oh wait. Nevermind.
 
2010-07-15 2:19:37 PM  
Looks like the 1st Armored Division never shed the "Worst Armored" nickname after they left Germany.
 
2010-07-15 2:27:01 PM  

TeddyBallGame: You cock.


Oh, the old bait and switch....thanks for the heads up.
 
2010-07-15 3:04:53 PM  

TeddyBallGame: ne2d: AlwaysRightBoy: The video? Where's the stinking video?

Liveleak delivers. Link (new window) (NSFW obviously)

You cock.


Wooo. Glad you clicked it, first, then. I was just bookmarking for when I got home.

What was it?
 
2010-07-15 3:36:20 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Article barely related.

It is mentioned briefly in the article, but pervertsubby got a green out of highlighting it.

He knows the Fark audience!


Made me look!
 
2010-07-15 3:36:32 PM  
Five? That's alot of dicks at attention.
 
2010-07-15 3:36:42 PM  

ne2d: AlwaysRightBoy: The video? Where's the stinking video?

Liveleak delivers. Link (new window) (NSFW obviously)


This is why nobody likes you...
 
2010-07-15 3:37:10 PM  

Skail: TeddyBallGame: ne2d: AlwaysRightBoy: The video? Where's the stinking video?

Liveleak delivers. Link (new window) (NSFW obviously)

You cock.

Wooo. Glad you clicked it, first, then. I was just bookmarking for when I got home.

What was it?


I'll give you one guess...

images.contactmusic.comView Full Size
 
2010-07-15 3:38:41 PM  

Skail: TeddyBallGame: ne2d: AlwaysRightBoy: The video? Where's the stinking video?

Liveleak delivers. Link (new window) (NSFW obviously)

You cock.

Wooo. Glad you clicked it, first, then. I was just bookmarking for when I got home.

What was it?


Some hipster band.
 
2010-07-15 3:38:44 PM  
Thoguh
ne2d: AlwaysRightBoy: The video? Where's the stinking video?

Liveleak delivers. Link (new window) (NSFW obviously)

I hope that still works when I get home from work this evening...


It won't, but other places will have it.

/not a bookmark

//not a bookmark either.
 
2010-07-15 3:40:03 PM  
Ft. Bliss indeed.

Interesting that she did all five. Squad-mates perhaps?

I know a girl who once almost dated a Navy SEAL, the "almost" part came in when he made it clear how tight SEAL teams really are and how they share EVERYTHING in common, so that if she dated him she was expected to "pull a train" and take care of anybody else on his team what needed lovin'

She was an open-minded girl, but not quite that far.
 
2010-07-15 3:42:51 PM  
Joy25

Five? That's alot of dicks at attention.


That reminds me of this scene in Reservoir Dogs:

MR. BROWN: Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular fark machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

MR. BLUE: How many dicks was that?

MR. WHITE: A lot.
 
2010-07-15 3:44:53 PM  
This is far from uncommon.
 
2010-07-15 3:46:42 PM  
This is clearly not a bookmark for me to check back on after work.

/giggidy
 
2010-07-15 3:47:08 PM  
Damn you subby. I was expecting the video
 
Bf+
2010-07-15 3:47:23 PM  
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
 
2010-07-15 3:47:35 PM  
I actually found the video. It was played (and obviously censored) in YouTube, so there's lots of pixels flying around.

Link (new window)
 
2010-07-15 3:48:01 PM  

Hyppy: This is far from uncommon.


THIS
 
2010-07-15 3:48:14 PM  
DVDA?
 
2010-07-15 3:48:40 PM  

FarkinHostile: Joy25

Five? That's alot of dicks at attention.


That reminds me of this scene in Reservoir Dogs:

MR. BROWN: Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular fark machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

MR. BLUE: How many dicks was that?

MR. WHITE: A lot.


See Reservoir Dogs, raise Clerks:
Dante Hicks: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fark on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after farking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.

Randal Graves: 37.
 
2010-07-15 3:50:35 PM  
Wait, soldiers coming back from the front addicted to adrenaline? I can't believe it.
 
2010-07-15 3:50:43 PM  
/joins military
 
2010-07-15 3:51:13 PM  
So she went and sucked on a bag of dicks?
 
2010-07-15 3:52:23 PM  
a homemade sex tape that had been circulating among soldiers and that featured one of the brigade's female lieutenants and five male sergeants.

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "My boss really sucks."
 
2010-07-15 3:54:14 PM  

Wendy's Chili: a homemade sex tape that had been circulating among soldiers and that featured one of the brigade's female lieutenants and five male sergeants.

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "My boss really sucks."


Yeah, I think that little tidbit may be the detail that farks 'em all. Fraternization is a big no.

/damnit
 
2010-07-15 3:55:51 PM  
In a row?
 
2010-07-15 3:56:06 PM  
ugh...women shouldn't be in the military

/was in the military
//didn't appreciate the double standards
 
2010-07-15 3:56:53 PM  
So, we're trolling in headlines now?
 
2010-07-15 3:56:57 PM  
Ft. Bliss isn't the end of the world, but you can certainly see it from there.
 
2010-07-15 4:00:07 PM  

admiral_neckbeard: Ft. Bliss isn't the end of the world, but you can certainly see it from there.


You must be referring to lovely Juarez.
 
2010-07-15 4:01:13 PM  
Colonel Wilson said he had ordered his battalion's soldiers to read "Who Moved My Cheese?" by Spencer Johnson to help them handle change.

Authorizing torture under color of military authority is a war crime punishable by summary execution.
 
2010-07-15 4:01:16 PM  
After all, enlisted personnel are supposed to stand at attention when in the presence of an officer.
 
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