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(NJ.com)   It's 130 miles to Cowtown, we got a 160-pound barrel, a half-baked agenda on bullying, it's July and we're wearing full rodeo clown makeup. Hit it   (nj.com) divider line
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2010-07-13 2:05:34 PM  
shiat!

What?

Rollers.

Naw.

Yea.

shiat!
 
2010-07-13 2:07:57 PM  
Cow's a friend to me!
 
2010-07-13 2:08:36 PM  
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2010-07-13 2:08:58 PM  
He's not going to raise awareness for shiat when he gets to DC because nobody is going to notice him in the sea of all the other clowns already there.
 
2010-07-13 2:09:58 PM  
What the fark are they waiting for? This farking guy slashes my face, and he cuts my farking ear off! I'm farking deformed!
 
2010-07-13 2:15:51 PM  
He lives beneath the ocean, and that's where I will be.
 
2010-07-13 2:17:02 PM  

Twonk: Cow's a friend to me!


Lives beneath the ocean and that's where I will be
Beneath the waves, the waves!
 
2010-07-13 2:20:28 PM  
I gotta go Julia, we got cows!
 
2010-07-13 2:20:52 PM  
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2010-07-13 2:22:25 PM  
He's on a mission from God.
 
2010-07-13 2:22:55 PM  

moops: Twonk: Cow's a friend to me!

Lives beneath the ocean and that's where I will be
Beneath the waves, the waves!


And that's where I will be!

I'm gonna see the cow beneath the sea.
 
2010-07-13 2:22:59 PM  
We're gonna see the cow beneath the sea!
 
2010-07-13 2:23:53 PM  
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2010-07-13 2:24:33 PM  
Cowtown? Farker's not going to the Stampede.
 
2010-07-13 2:24:56 PM  
A on the title, Subby.
 
2010-07-13 2:26:36 PM  
Because nobody gets a bully's respect like a rodeo clown.
 
2010-07-13 2:28:48 PM  
Subbys going deep .. deeep . ... and ... misses.
 
2010-07-13 2:35:17 PM  
are they getting the band back together?
 
2010-07-13 2:36:30 PM  
It alludes me, but the way Hank on King of the Hill described to Bobby what a rodeo clown is like when Bobby told him he wanted to do that when he grew up made me laugh so hard. Something like roll him around the barn floor, and beat him with a sock full of quarters, and there you have a rodeo clown.
 
2010-07-13 2:38:54 PM  
Taking bets on how many times he'll be arrested on the way...
 
2010-07-13 2:39:12 PM  

ace0spades: Cowtown? Farker's not going to the Stampede.


that's what I thought too.

don't fark with rodeo clowns, on Saturday I saw one reach in and grab a bull's head to distract him from a bullrider. that's ballsy.
 
2010-07-13 2:39:22 PM  

Queensowntalia: moops: Twonk: Cow's a friend to me!

Lives beneath the ocean and that's where I will be
Beneath the waves, the waves!

And that's where I will be!

I'm gonna see the cow beneath the sea.


The ardor of arboreality is an adventure we have spurned, we've spurned. A new leaf overturned
 
2010-07-13 2:42:32 PM  
Bad Starvin' Marvin', no barrel for you.
 
2010-07-13 2:42:34 PM  
Bob: "You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five. What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college."

Cecil: "I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way."
 
2010-07-13 2:43:02 PM  
Cowtown.
Often Imitated.
Never Equalied.

/one of our milestones for DC->Atlantic City road trips
//also guy with laser-leveled putting green lawn
/Chinese restaurant: "Chinese Food Good"
 
2010-07-13 2:49:21 PM  
Came for Nelson....still waiting
 
2010-07-13 2:52:08 PM  
Came for TMBG goodness and wasn't disappointed. Thank you, Farkers.
 
2010-07-13 2:52:20 PM  

LeroyBourne: It alludes me, but the way Hank on King of the Hill described to Bobby what a rodeo clown is like when Bobby told him he wanted to do that when he grew up made me laugh so hard. Something like roll him around the barn floor, and beat him with a sock full of quarters, and there you have a rodeo clown.


Hank Hill: "Bobby, I'm trying to help you. You see, a *circus* clown is a carnie who's too stupid to flip a ride switch on and off. Now you take a circus clown, roll him on the barn floor, and kick him in the head a couple hundred times, and what have you got?"
 
2010-07-13 3:01:14 PM  

hockeyfarker: ace0spades: Cowtown? Farker's not going to the Stampede.

that's what I thought too.

don't fark with rodeo clowns, on Saturday I saw one reach in and grab a bull's head to distract him from a bullrider. that's ballsy.


I also was confused... from TFA, "He'll roll a 160-pound barrel - like the one he uses in the rodeo arena to fend off dangerous brahma bulls - 130 miles from Washington, D.C., to Cowtown".

What the hell man? I mean it's at least twice that distance from Calgary to Washington.
 
2010-07-13 3:12:09 PM  
Who does this Clown think he is?
 
2010-07-13 3:12:59 PM  

Queensowntalia: moops: Twonk: Cow's a friend to me!

Lives beneath the ocean and that's where I will be
Beneath the waves, the waves!

And that's where I will be!

I'm gonna see the cow beneath the sea.


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2010-07-13 3:15:38 PM  
came for the blues brothers pictures, left happy.
 
2010-07-13 3:16:12 PM  
FTFA: Rodeo clwon Marvin

Spell-checker fail.
 
2010-07-13 3:29:35 PM  

Citrate1007: Came for Nelson....still waiting


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/Now GBTW
 
2010-07-13 3:34:21 PM  
Is he going to the club when he gets there?Link (new window)
 
2010-07-13 3:35:37 PM  

ace0spades: Cowtown? Farker's not going to the Stampede.


With the way it's raining today who is?
 
2010-07-13 3:39:48 PM  

11of12: LeroyBourne: It alludes me, but the way Hank on King of the Hill described to Bobby what a rodeo clown is like when Bobby told him he wanted to do that when he grew up made me laugh so hard. Something like roll him around the barn floor, and beat him with a sock full of quarters, and there you have a rodeo clown.

Hank Hill: "Bobby, I'm trying to help you. You see, a *circus* clown is a carnie who's too stupid to flip a ride switch on and off. Now you take a circus clown, roll him on the barn floor, and kick him in the head a couple hundred times, and what have you got?"


Thank you sir. I think the "kicking him in the head a couple hundred times" got me.
 
2010-07-13 3:46:25 PM  

Twonk: Cow's a friend to me!


Done in two. Good work, Fark!
 
2010-07-13 3:47:40 PM  
I used to shop at the market in Cowtown on Wednesdays and Saturdays, so I'm getting a kick..... Ouch! Where's that rodeo clown to distract the damned bull?
 
2010-07-13 3:50:45 PM  
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2010-07-13 4:05:43 PM  
It's a lot farther to Fort Worth than 130 miles.
 
2010-07-13 4:15:33 PM  
In North Jersey a baseball bat, black jack or brass knuckles cure bullying.
 
2010-07-13 4:25:19 PM  

One Shot Memtok: Came for TMBG goodness and wasn't disappointed. Thank you, Farkers.


Not hard to miss since this became a They Might Be Giants thread.

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2010-07-13 7:20:46 PM  
When people say "Cowtown", New Jersey doesn't come to mind.

Roll that barrel from DC down to Ft Worth and maybe I'll be interested.
 
2010-07-13 7:22:59 PM  
Thanks for clearing up the reference wasabi in my pants...

now go play volleyball on the beach shirtless with your dogtags danglin!
 
2010-07-13 7:57:26 PM  
"I'm going down to cow town, the cow's a friend to me, I'm gonna see the cow beneath the sea"
 
2010-07-13 10:00:35 PM  

Thats an 827: In North Jersey a baseball bat, black jack or brass knuckles cure bullying.


Bingo! We would also accept "2 x 4 upside the head" as a good answer.
 
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