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El_Presdente
2003-05-31 7:49:50 PM  
"It's not gonna suck." is the only hint I'm interested in seeing.
 
Envane
2003-05-31 7:58:22 PM  
Oooooo, they're going to wear costumes!

That is massive.
 
wldncrzy14
2003-05-31 8:27:14 PM  
Will there be CG in the movie?

/moron
 
OBB
2003-05-31 8:32:44 PM  
Well, these hints tell us nothing at all of any use. We already know he's gonna be Darth Vader. We already know Amidala gets pregnant.

*yawn* I'm still waiting for them to explain how all the ships in the galaxy went from looking super-futuristic to looking like a bunch of space-junk thrown together.
 
the_swede
2003-05-31 8:35:53 PM  
My Nr1 question is: Will there be furry cute animals in it? You can cure any crappy script by adding cute animals.
 
GSauce
2003-05-31 8:36:35 PM  
McCaig added, "In this film, you realize, it's more about Anakin making the wrong choices. He's given a glorious moment by GeorgeI'm so happy with part of the scriptwhere he truly has to make a choice. In the end, I think that's a smarter way to go than a slow transformation. It's more tragic this way."

Considering Lucas's writing skills as of late, I doubt he'd be able to pull off a gradual transformation lately.

/just wants original trilogy on DVD
 
Sinatra
2003-05-31 8:36:54 PM  
None of this needed to be leaked. It's either common sense, or been out there for a while.
 
GSauce
2003-05-31 8:37:24 PM  
And considering my writing skills as of approx. 30 seconds ago, I will consider <i>myself</i> a moron.
 
Code_Archeologist
2003-05-31 8:39:04 PM  
My spoiler for Star Wars Episode III: Its gonna suck as bad as the last two!
 
RatFucker
2003-05-31 8:39:35 PM  
He turns into Darth Vader... woah! TOTAL SPOILER...
 
Judeccan
2003-05-31 8:42:00 PM  
*yawn* More tedious Star Wars bullshiat.
 
TwinBrotherjuilus
2003-05-31 8:42:21 PM  
[image from starwars.hasbro.com too old to be available]
 
Snuh
2003-05-31 8:43:15 PM  
No hope for this one. Previous two sucked two damn hard.

Star Wars should be changed to Star Was.
 
Chess_the_cat
2003-05-31 8:43:18 PM  
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. Fool me three times? Not bloody likely.
 
TotallyFarkedDude
2003-05-31 8:43:23 PM  
This can only suck more than Ep 2, which was worse than Ep 1. I cannot WAIT for Lucas to get this out of his system and croak, or turn the francise over to someone who has some creative talent, storyline, plotting, and above all, casting. You know a movie has to suck rocks when you actually think Jar Jar was the most interesting thing in it.
 
fishrockcarving [TotalFark]
2003-05-31 8:43:47 PM  
I think it already is a gradual transformation. You can see hints in the first one, and it pretty much defines the character in the second one. So, it will be a specific choice that sends him to the dark side, but they have been gradually defining the character that will take the wrong choice.

/already regretting commenting on this thread.
 
Snuh
2003-05-31 8:43:59 PM  
yeah. go me. Too. Not two.
 
JFW50CIHM
2003-05-31 8:44:28 PM  
C-3PO and R2-D2 are actually vibrators for dinosaurs in the next "Jurassic Park" movie.

Oops...Sorry to divulge that.

Tee-Hee
 
Albinoman
2003-05-31 8:45:42 PM  
Im just gonna go out on a limb here. I bet Amidala has not only one, but <i>two</i> kids! Im guessing a boy and a girl, twins. The daughter will go live with Amidala's family, and the son with go live with his uncle (for arguments sake, we'll call the uncle "Owen").

Seriously how can you have a spoiler to a plot that you already know the outcome?
 
aquafortis
2003-05-31 8:47:08 PM  
You mean Anakin becomes Darth Vader?!?!?!?!?!?!
 
FatherG
2003-05-31 8:48:16 PM  
Old and busted: The Star Wars Trilogy
New Hotness: The Matrix Trilogy


Someone had to say it. Don't hurt me.
 
Bummer
2003-05-31 8:48:25 PM  
save me a spot in line for the next matrix, rather.
 
Cango
2003-05-31 8:48:35 PM  
I'll agree, episode one was crap, episode two was pretty good, but no ESB. The headline was misleading, however it was new info that how he turns into vader came down to one final decision.

please people, way too many of you are on the "OGM STAERWARS=SUX0RS" bandwaggon.
 
fishrockcarving [TotalFark]
2003-05-31 8:48:37 PM  
Seriously how can you have a spoiler to a plot that you already know the outcome? Look at Titanic or even better, Apollo 13. You already know what happens. The story has to carry the movie. Spoilers can screw up the story.
 
kabar
2003-05-31 8:49:08 PM  
The only leakage I'm interested in hearing is Portman Boobies

am I the only one?
 
utter_bastard
2003-05-31 8:49:15 PM  
How did Amidalas brother ( I assume) end up as some hick farmer on tatooine(sp?). I guess the Billy Carter syndrome knows no bounds.
 
micah476
2003-05-31 8:50:02 PM  
I've got a hint for you: It's going to be shiatty and you're going to feel ripped off yet again by George "I can't write dialogue" Lucas.
 
K_Man
2003-05-31 8:50:07 PM  
The biggest mistake of this whole mess was starting Episode 1 so far in the past. Had episode 1 taken place during the time episode 2 had, there would have been a lot more time to develop all the characters, maybe even keep them consistent.
 
TwinBrotherjuilus
2003-05-31 8:50:38 PM  
anikins mom was bought by owens dad.
 
utter_bastard
2003-05-31 8:51:44 PM  
I just want to see Jar Jar get cut in half by young Vader.

That will make it worth while.
 
utter_bastard
2003-05-31 8:52:41 PM  
Oh, thanks.
 
fishrockcarving [TotalFark]
2003-05-31 8:52:51 PM  
please people, way too many of you are on the "OGM STAERWARS=SUX0RS" bandwaggon. So agreed. I drive by fields of blue bonnets every day of the week during the spring in Texas. If I look hard enough, I can see only chigger infested weeds. I'd rather just enjoy seeing them bloom.

It is just a movie, folks. Try to enjoy it and you might.
 
swahnhennessy
2003-05-31 8:53:04 PM  
Wow. To think I got that information for free, without killing studio security guards or letting George Lucas use me like a kleenex. Here's more info: The next installment will be between 2 and 3 hours long. Most actors will have hair. C3P0 and JarJar will get in a catfight to decide the fate of the universe. Your local news will run a segment on those goofy kids dressed up as their favourite character as they camp out for a month for tickets. Contrary to internet rumor, it is NOT directed by Gary COleman. It will be rated R, though, due to gratuitous wookie love scenes.

/feeling like Fishrockcarving
 
utter_bastard
2003-05-31 8:54:28 PM  
I thought Wookie love scenes were commonly known as French porno movies.
 
AntiNorm
2003-05-31 8:55:42 PM  
Who gets Amidala pregnant? Jar-Jar?
 
aiyiku2k
2003-05-31 8:56:02 PM  
F starwars, we need some leaked Matrix: revolution info!!!
 
grytpype
2003-05-31 8:58:38 PM  
I like the part with the killer robots and their eye thingies.

[image from movieprop.com too old to be available]
 
Kukyfrope
2003-05-31 8:59:29 PM  
I think it would be hillarious if Lucas felt compelled to give the Star Wars Kid a small part in Star Wars: Episode III
 
grytpype
2003-05-31 9:00:05 PM  
>I drive by fields of blue bonnets every day of the week during the spring in Texas. If I look hard enough, I can see only chigger infested weeds. I'd rather just enjoy seeing them bloom.

Holy fark, man, that's damn near poetry! Are you trying to raise the standards around here or something? Because IF YOU ARE...
 
wydok
2003-05-31 9:01:01 PM  
Why do people think HTML within the <title> tag is supposed to work? *grumble grumble*

Oh, and I liked the first one better than the second one. But still, neither of them hold a candle up to ESB.
 
FatherG
2003-05-31 9:02:31 PM  
If those damn boy band freaks had a shot Kukyfrope , I don't doubt Lucas throwing the SW Kid a bone.

"Here chunky, go run around on tatooine as an extra."

Btw, before anyone jumps on me for calling the kid "chunky" I used to be a biggun myself, so it's my right damnit.
 
Haerski
2003-05-31 9:02:33 PM  
So?
 
wydok
2003-05-31 9:03:24 PM  
05-31-03 08:49:15 PM Utter_bastard

How did Amidalas brother ( I assume) end up as some hick farmer on tatooine(sp?).

Um, did you not watch Attack of the Clones? Owen Lars is Anakin's half-brother, not Amidala's brother.
 
ZzeusS
2003-05-31 9:05:43 PM  

05-31-03 08:58:38 PM Grytpype

I like the part with the killer robots and their eye thingies.



I hear they are gonna put Battlestar Galactica on the silver screen as well.
 
fishrockcarving [TotalFark]
2003-05-31 9:05:58 PM  
Kukyfrope You just let out the big spoiler. When the Star Wars Kid is loved by more of the on-line community than Ep's I and II, Anakin flies into a rage and strikes him down. This, of course, just makes the Star Wars Kid more powerful, and completes Anakins fall to the Dark Side.
 
ShawnC1032
2003-05-31 9:07:12 PM  
Wydok

Actually hes more of a step brother to Anakin.
 
utter_bastard
2003-05-31 9:09:06 PM  
Yes, I saw Attack of the Clones and I have been trying to forget about it ever since.
 
wydok
2003-05-31 9:09:08 PM  
McCaig added, "In this film, you realize, it's more about Anakin making the wrong choices. He's given a glorious moment by GeorgeI'm so happy with part of the scriptwhere he truly has to make a choice. . . ."

So Darth Vader, the most dangerous Sith Lord, the man who destroyed the entire Jedi, came into being as a "bad choice"? Bullshiat. Annikan's fate was sealed the minute he was taken from his mother. Slaughtering the Tusken Raiders was another step, as was losing his arm to Dooku. "Bad choice" my ass.

McCaig added that Padme Amidala (Natalie Portman) finds herself having to conceal her marriage and pregnancies.

What, she gets pregnant more than once? Having twins is still one pregnacy.
 
wydok
2003-05-31 9:10:39 PM  
05-31-03 09:07:12 PM ShawnC1032

Actually hes more of a step brother to Anakin.

Er, yeah I guess so since Owen isn't actually Shmi's mother. Whatever, same-difference. :)
 
Beer151
2003-05-31 9:12:13 PM  
Meh
 
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