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(Yahoo)   Pope pissed that police pressure pedofile priests to produce papers protecting previous perverted pastors   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2010-06-27 2:32:43 PM  
Normally I don't like the ultra-alliterative headlines. But this one is really well done.

Also reminds me of this.
 
2010-06-27 3:05:41 PM  
Perhaps permanently pissing people off!
 
2010-06-27 3:54:53 PM  
This guy's Benedict ever since he became Pope.
 
2010-06-27 4:55:26 PM  
This headline contains quite a few instances of the letter "p"
 
2010-06-27 4:56:05 PM  
This is what happens when you elect a former member of the Hitler Youth as the head of your church. Pope JP II seemed like a decent enough cat, even if I didn't agree with a lot of his opinions. This dude's just an out-and-out asshole.
 
2010-06-27 4:56:21 PM  
So wait, if I'm a priest I can still be prosecuted by the government for crimes I commit? This was not part of the deal.

/What about the Church of Scientology? They can do whatevs, right?
 
2010-06-27 4:56:37 PM  
Today's News Brought to you by...

The letter P!

/well done Subby
 
2010-06-27 4:57:11 PM  
Looks like someone, besides the altar boys, is butthurt* that the church is no longer above the law.
 
2010-06-27 4:57:14 PM  
Perverted pastors penetrate people. Penis.
 
2010-06-27 4:58:17 PM  
It's spelled pedophile, not pedofile.

/pretentious
 
2010-06-27 4:58:49 PM  

derbtastic: This was not part of the deal.


Damn you, Dealbreaker Jones! (new window)
 
2010-06-27 4:59:20 PM  

not_an_indigo: It's spelled pedophile, not pedofile.

/pretentious


Persnicketous pissiness!
 
2010-06-27 5:01:09 PM  
Have they considered, perhaps, turning over the offenders to the cops instead of shuttling them around to other parishes, and maybe, I dunno, not farking children

/high time the Vatican was nuked from orbit
 
2010-06-27 5:01:44 PM  
A pedofile is a file about walking and I was confused by the headline.
 
2010-06-27 5:03:35 PM  

Thisbymaster: A pedofile is a file about walking and I was confused by the headline.


I thought it was a document about children.
 
2010-06-27 5:04:01 PM  

ParaHandy: Have they considered, perhaps, turning over the offenders to the cops instead of shuttling them around to other parishes, and maybe, I dunno, not farking children

/high time the Vatican was nuked from orbit


It's the only way to be sure?
 
2010-06-27 5:04:34 PM  
Lose the "that" and "to" for true butter.

/obvious
 
2010-06-27 5:05:07 PM  

GreenAdder: This guy's Benedict ever since he became Pope.


My favorite comment of the year, so far.
 
2010-06-27 5:06:03 PM  
Preposterous.
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2010-06-27 5:06:09 PM  
Yeah the church deserved to have their offices searched, but what the hell is this about?

FTA: In addition, police opened at least one tomb of a prelate - a violation that has particularly galled the Vatican.

/No, no, his name is Peter File
 
2010-06-27 5:07:47 PM  

SweetSilverBlues: ParaHandy: Have they considered, perhaps, turning over the offenders to the cops instead of shuttling them around to other parishes, and maybe, I dunno, not farking children

/high time the Vatican was nuked from orbit

It's the only way to be sure?


Mostly.
 
2010-06-27 5:08:03 PM  
Cops clamp down on clergy coveting kids' caulks.
 
2010-06-27 5:08:20 PM  

not_an_indigo: It's spelled pedophile, not pedofile.

/pretentious


I think you mean paedophile.

/more pretentious
 
2010-06-27 5:08:27 PM  
Looks to me like they keep doing it, and keep covering it up. Therefore, they should be treated as organized crime.
 
2010-06-27 5:09:23 PM  
Well...the Pope is perfectly reasonable to be upset about the police investigating child molesta--heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Wait a minute!
 
2010-06-27 5:09:51 PM  
In his message Sunday, Benedict stressed that such crimes are handled by both civil and canon law "respecting their reciprocal specificity and autonomy."

Isn't that cute, they have their own pretend law... Awwww..
 
SH
2010-06-27 5:09:51 PM  
Damn, now I gotta pee.
 
2010-06-27 5:15:14 PM  

GreenAdder: This guy's Benedict ever since he became Pope.


*grooooan*
 
2010-06-27 5:17:09 PM  
I thought it was just wordplay about the papers and evidence.

Or just an old school misspelling troll.
 
2010-06-27 5:18:45 PM  

SweetSilverBlues: not_an_indigo: It's spelled pedophile, not pedofile.

/pretentious

Persnicketous pissiness!


It's Pædophile.

Pedo == of (the) feet
Pædo == of (the) children

/pedant
 
2010-06-27 5:19:01 PM  
Good for the Belgians. Hopefully it will spur other civil authorities to do the same thing.

Also good for Greenadder, that was funny.
 
2010-06-27 5:19:39 PM  
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RIP Dirk Benedict
 
2010-06-27 5:20:06 PM  

ParaHandy: Have they considered, perhaps, turning over the offenders to the cops instead of shuttling them around to other parishes, and maybe, I dunno, not farking children


I support the reinstatement of temple prostitutes--Oh wait, wrong religion.
 
2010-06-27 5:21:38 PM  
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No one expected this sort of Spanish Inquisition....
 
2010-06-27 5:21:42 PM  
Belgian bourgeoise bummed bishop boffed boys, bobbies brokered brouhaha, brownshirt blowhard Benedict browbeats bureaucrats.
 
2010-06-27 5:22:34 PM  
Say that three times fast with your mouth full.
 
2010-06-27 5:22:45 PM  

moof: In his message Sunday, Benedict stressed that such crimes are handled by both civil and canon law "respecting their reciprocal specificity and autonomy."

Isn't that cute, they have their own pretend law... Awwww..


With their own imaginary sentencing and make-believe prison!
 
2010-06-27 5:23:43 PM  

gibbon1: Say that three times fast with your mouth full.


Isn't that how most altar boys worked off confession?
 
2010-06-27 5:24:22 PM  
zero sympathy.
 
2010-06-27 5:24:26 PM  
What would Jebus say ?

/Obligatory.
 
2010-06-27 5:25:40 PM  
As my father-in-law would say,"That's enough to piss the pope off."
 
2010-06-27 5:25:53 PM  

I Like Bread: moof: In his message Sunday, Benedict stressed that such crimes are handled by both civil and canon law "respecting their reciprocal specificity and autonomy."

Isn't that cute, they have their own pretend law... Awwww..

With their own imaginary sentencing and make-believe prison!


But the farcical guards have such kicky, darling uniforms.
 
2010-06-27 5:26:41 PM  

Thisbymaster: A pedofile is a file about walking and I was confused by the headline.


Indeed

the word is Paedophile from greek paid - Child and philos - lover
 
2010-06-27 5:26:48 PM  
As a buddy recently observed to me, say what you like about pedophiles, but you can at least count on them to travel well below the speed limit in a school zone....
 
2010-06-27 5:28:28 PM  
Papers Pertaining to Priest's Penis Penetrating Poopers
 
2010-06-27 5:28:58 PM  
Bravo. Best alliteration I've seen in a while. (even after corrected for minor spelling)
 
2010-06-27 5:29:07 PM  

AfroX: zero sympathy.


Indeed.

HumbertoEcho: As a buddy recently observed to me, say what you like about pedophiles, but you can at least count on them to travel well below the speed limit in a school zone....


I LOL'ed. I'm going to hell-I'll save you a seat.
 
2010-06-27 5:29:58 PM  

HumbertoEcho: As a buddy recently observed to me, say what you like about pedophiles, but you can at least count on them to travel well below the speed limit in a school zone....


giggle

furterfan: Thisbymaster: A pedofile is a file about walking and I was confused by the headline.

Indeed

the word is Paedophile from greek paid - Child and philos - lover


How appropos.
 
2010-06-27 5:31:33 PM  
RICO
 
2010-06-27 5:35:39 PM  
The pope is pissed? Poor pedophile.

This is seriously good news. Maybe this will spark justice against the catholic church in other countries. Then they can try farking fellow prisoners instead of children.
 
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