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(Telegraph)   Dutch police use "decoy Jews" to stop anti-Semitic attacks. In related news, "The Decoy Jews" would make a great band name   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line
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Barakku
2010-06-22 1:49:51 PM  
Disturbing they have the need to do that, put great that it works.
 
what_now
2010-06-22 1:53:29 PM  
Isn't there a group of anti racist skinheads who go around beating on Nazis?
 
doublesecretprobation
2010-06-22 1:57:34 PM  

what_now: Isn't there a group of anti racist skinheads who go around beating on Nazis?


they're not nazis, apparently they're muslims.

The footage showed young men, often of Muslim immigrant origin, shouting and making Nazi salutes at a rabbi when he visited different areas of the Dutch capital.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2010-06-22 2:10:57 PM  
I've known armchair Jews, but never met any decoy Jews.
 
coyote71
2010-06-22 2:25:48 PM  
When the waiter beats you with a large soup ladle
Or the local punks pound on you and run off with your dreidl
Or you can't walk through the Hague because of a violent Goy
Call up Officer Van Dijk and he'll send out a decoy

So put on your yamulke
Feels like an early Chanukah
The anti-Semitic punks got tased
By a cop with a stun-gunnica
 
Adjective Bird Whiskey
2010-06-22 2:31:10 PM  
Oy, here I am with the counting of my money and the running of the Hollywood. I hope no schlemiel comes along to hassle me.
 
Aarontology
2010-06-22 2:55:50 PM  
"If we receive several reports of street robbery in a certain location, we send out the granny. That soon quietens things down

Granny cannot be bargained with. Granny cannot be reasoned with. Granny doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And she absolutely will not stop, ever, until you see pictures of her grandkids.
 
Rev.K [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2010-06-22 3:00:47 PM  
BAND NAME THREAD!!!

Josef Fritzl and the Candy Van Band
Fuxedo
The Decoy Jews
Asian Panty Party Time

How about that? It fits right in!
 
luckyeddie [TotalFark]
2010-06-22 3:07:35 PM  

Diogenes: I've known armchair Jews, but never met any decoy Jews.


When does the hunting season start?
 
bogey [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2010-06-22 3:30:12 PM  
So if I put one on my front porch will it attract more Jews? If my front porch is full of Jews will it keep the Jehovah's Witnesses away?
 
Candygram4Mongo [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2010-06-22 3:30:12 PM  

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"Carving a decoy Jew is easy, it's the painting that's the hard part. If you don't get the complexion right, it looks like a decoy Egyptian."
 
Arkham
2010-06-22 3:40:41 PM  
queervoice.netView Full Size
 
BalugaJoe
2010-06-22 3:40:58 PM  
Power
Respect
Jews
 
Big Kahuna Burger
2010-06-22 3:41:03 PM  
api.ning.comView Full Size
 
HawgWild [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2010-06-22 3:41:17 PM  

what_now: Isn't there a group of anti racist skinheads who go around beating on Nazis?


Well, you know what they say.

"Better to beat on a Nazi than beat one off."
 
Big Kahuna Burger
2010-06-22 3:41:45 PM  
Damnit, Arkham.
 
Degenz
2010-06-22 3:42:23 PM  
"Subby's mom is a whore" would make a great band name too.
 
Al_Ed
2010-06-22 3:42:28 PM  
Crouching in his Jew blind, officer Van der Flik reached for his call and tried to lure a few in...

"Oy...Oy...Oy Oy Oy..."
 
tricycleracer
2010-06-22 3:43:59 PM  
What fake Jews may look like:

hotflick.netView Full Size
 
unfarkingbelievable
2010-06-22 3:44:36 PM  
What do Jews call homosexual non-jews?

Gayim.
 
sbking
2010-06-22 3:45:13 PM  
It is so easy to be a Jew in Alaska - we don't have to bother with this foolishness.

I really love the USA
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2010-06-22 3:46:02 PM  
Hasidim, but I don't believe 'em.

/Obscure?
 
emilyek_1
2010-06-22 3:46:27 PM  

Diogenes: I've known armchair Jews, but never met any decoy Jews.


Every one is a decoy.
 
lockheed1039
2010-06-22 3:46:29 PM  
You know who else is a fire-breathing blood-spitting bass-player jew?
 
lukelightning
2010-06-22 3:46:37 PM  
Another case of immigrants bringing their bullshiat with them.
 
yert
2010-06-22 3:47:30 PM  

doublesecretprobation: what_now: Isn't there a group of anti racist skinheads who go around beating on Nazis?

they're not nazis, apparently they're muslims.

The footage showed young men, often of Muslim immigrant origin, shouting and making Nazi salutes at a rabbi when he visited different areas of the Dutch capital.


FTFY
 
lukelightning
2010-06-22 3:48:33 PM  

yert: The footage showed young men, often of Muslim immigrant origin


Yeah, but they are immigrants from Muslim countries.
 
JoeCamelToe
2010-06-22 3:48:43 PM  

Diogenes: I've known armchair Jews, but never met any decoy Jews.


Monday morning Jew?

/I said taste the soup
 
waterfowl
2010-06-22 3:49:50 PM  

what_now: Isn't there a group of anti racist skinheads who go around beating on Nazis?


There is definitely a NOFX song partially about that...

Friday night we'll be drinking Manishevitz
Going out to terrorize Goyem
Stomping shagitz, screwing shicksas
As long as we're home by Saturday morning

Cause hey, we're the Brews
Sporting anti-swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're the boys
Orthodox, hesidic, O.G. Ois

Orthopedic, Dr. Martins good for
Waffle making, kicking through the shin
Reputation, gained through intimidation
Pacifism no longer tradition

Cause hey we're the Brews
Sporting anti-swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're the Brews
The fairfax ghetto boys skinhead Hebrews
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2010-06-22 3:49:58 PM  

JoeCamelToe: Diogenes: I've known armchair Jews, but never met any decoy Jews.

Monday morning Jew?

/I said taste the soup



Fine...I'll taste it! Where's the spoon?
 
tricycleracer
2010-06-22 3:50:05 PM  
More decoy Jews:

images2.fanpop.comView Full Size
 
Killer Cars
2010-06-22 3:50:53 PM  

lukelightning: Yeah, but they are immigrants from Muslim countries.


They could be decoy Muslims.
 
Triaxis
2010-06-22 3:51:13 PM  
Ziss verks both vays!!

[image from img1.tvloop.com too old to be available]
 
JoeJitsu
2010-06-22 3:51:14 PM  
I think a better band name would be "The Inauthentic Hassidic".
 
bblustein
2010-06-22 3:51:33 PM  
How dare they smear these obviously legitimate critics of Israel's barbaric policies with the overused brush of anti-semitism! Clearly this is the Israeli lobby's normal defense against these legitimate objection-makers, and we should not stand for their insidious allegations of anti-semitism any more!

DEATH TO THE JOOZ ISRAEL!!
 
JoeCamelToe
2010-06-22 3:51:51 PM  

The_Sponge: JoeCamelToe: Diogenes: I've known armchair Jews, but never met any decoy Jews.

Monday morning Jew?

/I said taste the soup


Fine...I'll taste it! Where's the spoon?


AH HA!
 
DavidVincent
2010-06-22 3:52:02 PM  
fringebloggers.comView Full Size

These are not the Jews you are looking for.
 
yert
2010-06-22 3:52:04 PM  

lukelightning: yert: The footage showed young men, often of Muslim immigrant origin

Yeah, but they are immigrants from Muslim countries.


How do you know this?
Did you see the videos?
It says nothing about it in the article.
 
quietwalker
2010-06-22 3:52:28 PM  

Rev.K: BAND NAME THREAD!!!

Josef Fritzl and the Candy Van Band
Fuxedo
The Decoy Jews
Asian Panty Party Time

How about that? It fits right in!


The best band name ever will still always be:

Monkey Monkey Monkey Stab!
 
jjorsett
2010-06-22 3:52:36 PM  
The footage showed young men, often of immigrant origin, shouting and making Nazi salutes at a rabbi

The news media apparently has gotten tired of using "youths" as a euphemism.
 
lukelightning
2010-06-22 3:52:41 PM  
What a Deco Jew might look like:

upload.wikimedia.orgView Full Size
 
digistil
2010-06-22 3:53:15 PM  
If things get worse, perhaps they should consider using a more blunt decoy Jew:
ringpsychology.files.wordpress.comView Full Size
 
Glass Joe
2010-06-22 3:54:20 PM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Oy, here I am with the counting of my money and the running of the Hollywood. I hope no schlemiel comes along to hassle me.


Don't forget to control the media, too!
 
Sin_City_Superhero
2010-06-22 3:54:54 PM  
Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur! It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike!
Randal Graves: Oh, it is not. Plus, my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid she told me to always treat the Jewish kids with the utmost respect, or they'd put the sheni curse on me.
Dante Hicks: What the fark, man?
Randal Graves: What?
Dante Hicks: Sheni's a racial slur, too!
Randal Graves: Oh, it is not.
Dante Hicks: Yes, it is!
Randal Graves: She never called any Jews 'sheni', she just used to say sheni curse a lot. It was cute!
Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute! It was racist!
 
Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2010-06-22 3:56:26 PM  
The Monster...Monster...Monsters of Jewish Rock are coming to the Hebrew Nation Amphitheater! See The Decoy Jews, The Hassidsex Pistols and many other Jewish rock superstars.

Yarmulke and Hanukkah take the stage promptly at 1 pm. Followed by Emmerstein, Lakestein and Palmerstein. The Decoy Jews start at three followed by No Pork 4U! Later, enjoy the hard rockin' styling of The Hassidsex Pistols.

Can you say "Oy vey?"

Tickets on sale after Sundown this Sunday... Sunday...Sunday!
 
CrankMyBlueSax
2010-06-22 3:56:38 PM  
Racism in Arizona would be so much easier if it weren't for all the decoy Mexicans.
 
tricycleracer
2010-06-22 3:57:20 PM  

quietwalker: Rev.K: BAND NAME THREAD!!!

Josef Fritzl and the Candy Van Band
Fuxedo
The Decoy Jews
Asian Panty Party Time

How about that? It fits right in!

The best band name ever will still always be:

Monkey Monkey Monkey Stab!


Napoleon Bunnyparts
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2010-06-22 3:57:37 PM  

lukelightning: yert: The footage showed young men, often of Muslim immigrant origin

Yeah, but they are immigrants from Muslim countries.


The greasy little black beards and 'staches give 'em away.
 
russsssman
2010-06-22 3:58:03 PM  
www.decoyjews.com seems to be free. Now I just need a drummer..
 
digistil
2010-06-22 3:58:11 PM  

CrankMyBlueSax: Racism in Arizona would be so much easier if it weren't for all the decoy Mexicans.


It's funny how Amsterdam takes the exact opposite stance to Arizona... Amsterdam = discrimination is bad; Arizona = discrimination is a hobby.
 
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