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(Reuters)   German city of Cologne sets up drive-in brothels.   ( reuters.co.uk) divider line
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2001-10-06 12:06:14 AM  
Sweet! Can I get an AMEN!
2001-10-06 12:06:25 AM  
You want fries with that?
2001-10-06 12:06:47 AM  
2001-10-06 12:07:03 AM  
but where can I get my hookers before lunch?
2001-10-06 12:11:10 AM  
Do you want to Biggie size it?
2001-10-06 12:12:04 AM  
Well we have drive-through liquor stores here. Why can't we have drive-through brothels? I'm upset...and I'm a chick. Should I be fined one cow?
2001-10-06 12:21:37 AM  
Hold the pickle....
2001-10-06 12:26:07 AM  
Cool, they should have drive-through brothels in every city.
2001-10-06 12:28:03 AM  
Did you know they have love hotels here in Japan?

Cool or what?
2001-10-06 12:43:11 AM  
You all say it's cool now. Wait until Germany has an uncontrollable amount of drive by blow jobs.

PS amen
2001-10-06 12:53:15 AM  
"drive by blow jobs"? Talk about gang bangers.
2001-10-06 12:54:16 AM  
Where are these love hotels, and what the fark are they? I looked for them last time I was there and I couldn't find one.
2001-10-06 12:57:14 AM  
I think you have to bring your own date at the love hotels, not that i would know or anything.
2001-10-06 01:03:14 AM  
Not my scene either. But I have heard so much about the bizzar shiat that goes on in the Japanese sex industry but when I was there I didn't see a trace of it.
2001-10-06 01:10:37 AM  
come on, there are love hotels EVERYWHERE! Even in the middle of nowhere! Big places with gaudy neon lights that aren't pachinko parlours! The usually have strange names like "Hotel Cloud" or "Hotel Herb" or "Hotel Flower". And they have bad architecture and decor.

Forgotten424 is right, you have to go with someone. The main reason behind them is because there is no-where else in Japan you can go to have sex. Japanese houses have thin walls where everything can be heard, there are no places to go "parking", and you don't take a boyfriend/girlfriend home unless you are considering marriage.

Some hotels have themes. You go into a room and there's a boxing theme, the bed looks like a boxing ring, that sort of thing.

Of course, I learned all this out of a book...
2001-10-06 01:13:15 AM  
They even have special handicapped parking spots available.


*pin drop*
2001-10-06 01:14:19 AM  
hmm...same book, huh, Blubberknife? ;)
2001-10-06 01:20:19 AM  
First: Let me say that the *real* "victims" of prostitution are the poor men who are suckered into the deal. Hell, just the other night I paid $600 for a couple of girls to give me a hand-job. What a ripoff, and you can't do anything about it.

Second: Why an act is legal when you do it for "free" and illegal when you do it for money is beyond reason.

Smell my Finger?

~ Pinky ~
2001-10-06 01:24:15 AM  
An ex boyfriend of mine was stationed in Germany. He told me about this brothel (not a drive thru) where there were 3 floors. First floor was pretty mundane, missionary,ect. The 2nd floor got a little wilder, fetishes, some mild B&D...
He said the third floor was NOT for amateurs or dilletants. He also said that for a fee, you could observe what was taking place. Told me it was some of the wildest shat he'd ever seen. He was a sick fark, gawd love him.
2001-10-06 01:38:18 AM  
Germany? Oh my god.

What is wrong with the Germans? Well scat for one.

Go wash your hands.

~ Pinky ~
2001-10-06 01:57:04 AM  

You deserve a break today

So get up and get away

We'll get you off along the way

Come and go, no time to play

The finest ass in all the land

Better than giving yourself a hand

We'll even serve you on all fours

So get up and get away...to McWhores!

2001-10-06 01:57:51 AM  
Big farking deal .... they still can't get your order right!
2001-10-06 02:05:00 AM  
Uh, I'll have a redhead over easy, no onions or garlic and, oh yeah, supersize the boobies.
2001-10-06 02:09:14 AM  
Two all beef boobies, special sauce, lettuce, cheese.
2001-10-06 02:10:17 AM  
Maybe I didn't find them because I was in Okinawa and I can't read Japanese. But in Taiwan, Holy shiat it's big buisness.
2001-10-06 03:02:15 AM  
You know, if McD's really loved to see me smile, they'd get with the program and start selling blowjobs.
2001-10-06 03:21:37 AM  
epistemological crisis in western culture:

think about it.

*drunk* *stoned*
2001-10-06 06:36:24 AM  
The term "drive through" is being used loosely in this. This is nothing that hasn't gone on for centuries. Most of the western world doesn't pretend prostitution deserves attention as a serious crime. People should quit pretending this doesn't happen with "good" people.
2001-10-06 07:19:07 AM  
This makes no difference anyway. They fark with or without the car.
2001-10-06 08:28:00 AM  
Germany may be kickin our asses in Brothel technology, but let's ask the question on everyones mind.

They got midget hookers?
2001-10-06 09:01:27 AM  
Heh heh... Reuters...
2001-10-06 10:46:31 AM  
"Hello, McBlowjobs, can I help you?"

"I'll have a McStudMuffin and coffee to go."

"Cream in your coffee?"

"No, I was going to drink it."
2001-10-06 11:48:58 AM  
"Prostitution is not illegal in Germany and police or city administration officials are on the site, together with a Catholic charity to provide support for the prostitutes, many of whom are drug users."

drug using catholic charity workers?
2001-10-06 12:45:25 PM  
"The project, the country's first publicly funded scheme of its kind, cost the taxpayer 830,000 marks (263,116 pounds)."

Well, this certainly makes me reconsider my libertarian beliefs.
2001-10-06 02:56:32 PM  
Damn.. I'm getting so tired of America falling behind the curve!
2001-10-06 04:00:23 PM  
Meta, that was good.
2001-10-06 06:16:28 PM  
super-hooters size that, thank you
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