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(The Sun)   Geri Halliwell's boobies are making a comeback, with pic (SFW)   ( divider line
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49179 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 May 2003 at 7:38 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-28 02:39:47 PM  
This is really not safe for anyone:

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2003-05-28 03:05:38 PM  
First thing I thought of:
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2003-05-28 07:43:19 PM  
This picture is screaming to be photoshopped.
2003-05-28 07:43:29 PM  
Picture? What picture? I See the story..
Is the Sun's imager server farked?

2003-05-28 07:43:45 PM  
And then Trogdor smote the kittens, and all were laid to burnination.
2003-05-28 07:44:12 PM  
someone needs to force-feed her several buckets of chicken
2003-05-28 07:44:19 PM  
So nowadays when its that time of the month and I feel grouchy and my boobs swell up two cup sizes and my clothes feel tight, I try to see it as a blessing from Mother Nature.

Geri, meet my wife. Wife, meet Geri.
2003-05-28 07:44:26 PM  
a spice girl was anorexic?! say it isn't so.

2003-05-28 07:46:13 PM  
Bring back the red hair!

And eat a hamburger!
2003-05-28 07:47:29 PM  
Please, someone, anyone, MAKE IT STOP! ::vomits::
2003-05-28 07:48:01 PM  
she was never really hot to begin with. that playboy spread she did was totally unjustified. however, when she appeared on conan (about a month back), she was smokin'. she definitely goes through hot/not phases.
2003-05-28 07:49:04 PM  
"My menstrual cycle had disappeared, unsurprisingly with the weight loss and stress. But the thought of not being able to have children really was a good wake-up call for me."

Let this be a note to the parents of teenage whores: you don't need to buy them birth control to "control" their periods or acne outbreaks or whatever other lame excuse they give you. All you need to do is crush their self-esteem with endless mocking of their body weight.

Let this be a note to the teenage whores: You really are that fat.

Man, hope Pfizer doesn't get on my ass for lost profits.
2003-05-28 07:49:20 PM  
hey easternbloccowboy- I was at that taping, SHE WAS HOT.
2003-05-28 07:49:37 PM  
Women: eat. Thank you.
2003-05-28 07:50:48 PM  
Her 15 minutes were up years ago.
2003-05-28 07:51:23 PM  
I'm suprised that yoga pose didn't snap her in half. That's disgusting.
2003-05-28 07:51:26 PM  
Geri Halliwel: like a fine wine, or extremely ripe American cheese left out of the fridge?

I'm voting for the fine wine.
2003-05-28 07:53:13 PM  
annnnnd I am sick.
2003-05-28 07:53:48 PM  
Yeah, the seeing every rib look isn't that attractive, to put it mildly. The top picture is quite nice.
2003-05-28 07:54:51 PM  
I'd put her face down in the mattress.
2003-05-28 07:57:06 PM  
I'd put on my spice girls condom to hit that!
2003-05-28 07:57:37 PM  
I remember when the spice girls were heralded (by some) for having 'real' bodies, curvy and feminine. Definately beautiful. Then Geri made that "It's raining men" video and everything fell apart, pound by pound.

It was a dark day in bad music history.
2003-05-28 07:58:11 PM  
The who? Who is this?
2003-05-28 07:59:41 PM  
Butter Face
2003-05-28 08:00:34 PM  
anorexia makes me laugh. its amazing how farking stupid some people are.
2003-05-28 08:01:14 PM  
Yep...I prefer women to be curvey. The ones that are shaped like a 15 year old boy just don't do anything for me , for some reason.

*would treat Geri to some KFC*
2003-05-28 08:03:00 PM  
I agree with Aunt_Jemima, and would like to add that while anorexia is amusing, belimia is hilarious.
2003-05-28 08:03:53 PM  
Bulimia, rather. Boy is my face red!
2003-05-28 08:05:26 PM  

i think conan had said this, but i'll say it too. i farking love the way she was sitting in the couch when "her turn" was over and the next guest (some transvestite if i remember correctly) came out.
2003-05-28 08:05:44 PM  
Voicescarry: That is disgusting. Geri, you are disgusting. I hope you are reading this, you disgusting hiccup of hideousness.
2003-05-28 08:06:03 PM  
"So nowadays when its that time of the month and I feel grouchy and my boobs swell up two cup sizes and my clothes feel tight, I try to see it as a blessing from Mother Nature."

like shes the only one.
2003-05-28 08:06:32 PM  
no pictures are loading for me today? what the hell is wrong??
2003-05-28 08:13:52 PM  
I would zig-a-zig ahh it.
2003-05-28 08:16:00 PM  
I'm getting pics just fine. *shrug*
2003-05-28 08:16:06 PM  
No worries, EplMania, you're only missing some naked limey whore who's biggest claim to fame was inadvertantly flashing the queen. Picture your favorite childhood pet hairless, and you pretty much have the photo right there.
2003-05-28 08:16:10 PM  
She needed to have problems with her menstrual cycle to realize that she looked too damn skinny and therefore ugly?

She could realize that by watching her "skinny phase" videos. Heck, everyone in the face of the world would say that by looking at "before/after" pictures.

She looked sick.
2003-05-28 08:16:46 PM  
using Opera ?? hit G ?

I hate that :}
2003-05-28 08:19:00 PM  
thats put me off me kebab
2003-05-28 08:21:29 PM  
The lady on the top of this needs to eat a double cheeseburger!
2003-05-28 08:22:13 PM  
The girl pictured at the end of the article looks pretty bony also. . .nice face, stick-like arms.
2003-05-28 08:22:44 PM  
Ok, she didn't loot too bad in the picture posted. After starting to read the articlle, and reaized it was about a Spice Girl, I got bored real quick. After seeing the picture at the top of this thread, I want to gouge my eyes out. Normally people like that are seen in places where 1 in 5 babies die of starvation. Girls, please please please eat.
2003-05-28 08:23:03 PM  
Geri Halliwell: Not hot before Spice Girls - when she had nude pics taken of her that weren't that good.
Hot at prime of Spice Girls - Have you ever seen "Spice World"? she was fine in that. Holy crap, she looked like a frickin' porn star in some of their videos!
Not hot post Spice Girls - Looks so past her time. What did she do, get her fake boobs taken out or something? Go on a severe diet that withered them away? C'mon bring back the red hair.
2003-05-28 08:25:42 PM  
She looks like Merrill Streeps skeleton doing a head stand in that picture.
Glad she is back to a healthy weight.
A Woman should have just enough padding so that you can get a good grip on her almost anywhere and not end up bruising your or her pelvic area.
2003-05-28 08:36:42 PM  
Damn, if only there was a way to kill this wood and quick...

Oh, yeah. That's the stuff. I shall call you:

2003-05-28 08:39:02 PM  
(Not that I'm a feminist or anything, but)

Can the farkette's have a thread where all they do is talk about what men should look like and who's fugly and where fat can be and can't be, how long and wide he has to be, how many times I'll allow him to open his mouth (and what he's allowed to do with it when it's open)? Can we ramble on for hours about when (Random Celebrity) wasn't H1ttab1e, but now is, or vise versa? Can we talk about how the bulges in (Random Celebrity's)pants were big in this movie, but not at that rewards show? Can we?? Huh???

Sorry, I'm just tired of reading about how all the men her are experts of the feminine form.

Man, I'm a hag today.

2003-05-28 08:39:25 PM  

i think conan had said this, but i'll say it too. i farking love the way she was sitting in the couch when "her turn" was over and the next guest (some transvestite if i remember correctly) came out.

Yeah, she was laying around all over that couch... She was such a ham (err, attention whore). Even when the camera was off her, she would randomly grin and flick her hair around- it was pretty nauseating... But damn was she hot in that blue shirt o hers (very nice breasts, I thought they were real but I may have been wrong). Frankie Munez was better, and the transvestite training woman (her name escapes me as well) was pretty funny. The guy who does Preparation H Raymond came out before the show and did some great comedy- he told the audience Conan was backstage doing a bag of coke with Tom Brokaw- lol.
2003-05-28 08:39:40 PM  
Her only hope is to join the SPICE CHANNEL GIRLS. (nsfw)
2003-05-28 08:42:09 PM  
05-28-03 08:39:02 PM Anne.Uumellmahaye?

No. Now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. And run your ass around the block a few times.
2003-05-28 08:46:38 PM  
Personally, I like my Spice girl to have a bit of meat on her bones like Sporty (Mel C):
2003-05-28 08:47:04 PM  
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