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22143 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jun 2010 at 2:29 PM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2010-06-17 1:22:00 PM  
It was a very random and unprovoked attack, so you're all safe....move along.
 
2010-06-17 1:33:06 PM  
I spear you, Jake Sully.
 
2010-06-17 1:44:46 PM  
Apparently, he was out "recreating". The police want to find the man, then locate the man. This is all to ensure that people can continue to recreate in the area.
 
2010-06-17 1:48:46 PM  
A makeshift spear? Are they sure it wasn't one of the spears one can purchase at any department store?
 
2010-06-17 1:50:45 PM  
Yeesh, I go hiking in that area once in a while. And here I though chilling in the valley with all the mormons was a safe bet.
 
2010-06-17 2:32:06 PM  
Farking heathen dirt worshipers we need to go in there and wipe them out, before some bleeding heart pansy liberal decides they are sentient and their culture should be respected.
 
2010-06-17 2:33:23 PM  
Probably just some kook who wanted to see what it was like to kill someone.
 
2010-06-17 2:35:37 PM  
I have walked those trails while stoned, and have constructed makeshift spears. I may be called as an expert witness.
 
2010-06-17 2:35:42 PM  
Couldn't they just press C Up to put her away?
 
2010-06-17 2:36:06 PM  
When my children are hungry I give them a spear and send them off to the park to catch their own food. They're learning to be self-sufficient. Yesterday, my youngest Jono, killed the postman, but at least he was trying.

//Better not be obscure...
 
2010-06-17 2:36:45 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: Farking heathen dirt worshipers we need to go in there and wipe them out, before some bleeding heart pansy liberal decides they are sentient and their culture should be respected.


huh? I had nothing to do with this
 
2010-06-17 2:36:48 PM  
SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!

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2010-06-17 2:37:07 PM  
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What Navi may look like
 
2010-06-17 2:37:54 PM  
It wasnt the Na'vi. It was the Nau'voo.
 
2010-06-17 2:39:27 PM  

SuperCatBarf: Probably just some kook who wanted to see what it was like to kill someone.


Yep. Probably grew up playing violent video games and thought it would be fun and easy, like a video game.
 
2010-06-17 2:40:19 PM  
It seems diplomacy has failed.
 
2010-06-17 2:40:44 PM  
What Navi may look like

Hey, listen!
 
2010-06-17 2:42:20 PM  
Wonder what the gun laws are there?

oh wait.. he wasn't shot. The other guy was carrying an assault-spear.
 
2010-06-17 2:45:26 PM  
Oh yeah? Well, I was hunted once. I'd just came back from 'Nam. I was hitching through Oregon and some cop started harassing me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods! I had to take 'em all out--it was a bloodbath!
 
2010-06-17 2:45:43 PM  

palanthos: What Navi may look like

Hey, listen!


I wish I could punch that thing in the face for every time it said that.
 
2010-06-17 2:46:01 PM  
probably asked him that stupid... "as I was walking to St Ives I met a man with seven wives" thing and then when he told him the answer it pissed him off... he started walking away... then decided it was a trick question and that the jerk needed a good stabbin.
 
2010-06-17 2:48:20 PM  
Not news. The Na'ive have inhabited Utah for generations.
 
2010-06-17 2:49:01 PM  
[image from ladeportista.com.ar too old to be available]

Wanted for sexy questioning.
 
2010-06-17 2:50:25 PM  
Idiot. Bamboo spears don't need metal tips. Just a good chipped glass knife to cut them at the right angle.

/now I KNOW that isn't obscure.
 
2010-06-17 2:52:28 PM  

mtylerjr: It wasnt the Na'vi. It was the Nau'voo.


Now that was funny.....
 
2010-06-17 2:52:32 PM  

myne: I wish I could punch that thing in the face for every time it said that.


Ugh, I hated that noisy little biatch.
 
2010-06-17 2:54:01 PM  
Hey where are those emo wimps that wanted to kill themselves because Pandora is fictional? Can't RTFA as it seems to be farked.
 
2010-06-17 2:55:01 PM  
I had just pulled out my Blu-Ray of Avatar, so I am getting a kick ...
 
2010-06-17 2:55:18 PM  
Nothing to see here. They were just filming an episode of Deadliest Warrior (Caveman vs Mormon) and this dude just happened to wander on set.
 
2010-06-17 2:56:37 PM  
oh a Utah thread! (insert lame mormon joke here.)
 
2010-06-17 2:57:17 PM  

SchlingFocker: Apparently, he was out "recreating". The police want to find the man, then locate the man. This is all to ensure that people can continue to recreate in the area.


But the police want to stop this man from recreating the past!

/less acceptable than procreating
 
2010-06-17 2:59:11 PM  

Cyborg77: Wanted for sexy questioning.


Meh. It'll go farther with one of these:

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/Current atlatl dart World distance record is 848 feet.
//Javelin World record is about 316 feet.
 
2010-06-17 2:59:23 PM  

hairywoogit: Idiot. Bamboo spears don't need metal tips. Just a good chipped glass knife to cut them at the right angle.

/now I KNOW that isn't obscure.


It helps when nobody wants to kill you because you've got a nuclear weapon on a deadman device.
 
2010-06-17 3:00:53 PM  

hairywoogit: /now I KNOW that isn't obscure.

Maybe he would listen to REASON.
 
2010-06-17 3:04:18 PM  
Eh... guy just had poor impulse control...
 
2010-06-17 3:05:08 PM  
...and we can tie these caterpillars together to make bowstrings for bow and arrows!
 
2010-06-17 3:06:24 PM  

mtylerjr: It wasnt the Na'vi. It was the Nau'voo.


yes, golf clap... very well played.
 
2010-06-17 3:06:41 PM  

JesseL: hairywoogit: Idiot. Bamboo spears don't need metal tips. Just a good chipped glass knife to cut them at the right angle.

/now I KNOW that isn't obscure.

It helps when nobody wants to kill you because you've got a nuclear weapon on a deadman device.


Neal Stephenson ftw.
 
2010-06-17 3:07:50 PM  
Wow, SLC cops work fast

KSL (new window)
 
2010-06-17 3:09:09 PM  
I'm about two blocks too far west to have my house pictured on that map.
 
2010-06-17 3:15:57 PM  
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Na'vi LARPing


Yeah, it's a horrible mistake.

"We're not do this cause it's cool. We're doing this because it's important."
 
2010-06-17 3:18:44 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: A makeshift spear? Are they sure it wasn't one of the spears one can purchase at any department store?


what a non-makeshift spear may look like:
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2010-06-17 3:21:28 PM  

mtylerjr: It wasnt the Na'vi. It was the Nau'voo.


perfect.

+1 is not enough, you get +2 internets for that one.
 
2010-06-17 3:22:26 PM  

meat0918: When my children are hungry I give them a spear and send them off to the park to catch their own food. They're learning to be self-sufficient. Yesterday, my youngest Jono, killed the postman, but at least he was trying.

//Better not be obscure...


Let's move on before we hear of any more crimes against government workers.

//PRESS the issue!
 
2010-06-17 3:25:49 PM  

claydoh: Wow, SLC cops work fast

KSL (new window)


Probably because there isn't much to do in a typical day for a Salt Lake cop. It's really hard to get drunk & disorderly on 3.2% beer.
 
2010-06-17 3:27:53 PM  
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Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?? Well I'll tell you something my lad!
 
2010-06-17 3:35:23 PM  

SchlingFocker: Apparently, he was out "recreating". The police want to find the man, then locate the man. This is all to ensure that people can continue to recreate in the area.



You do realize that "recreating" is an actual word, don't you?
 
2010-06-17 3:38:20 PM  

KiwiFark: You do realize that "recreating" is an actual word, don't you?


Doesn't make it any less silly.

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2010-06-17 3:38:29 PM  
That's not a spear...THIS is a spear!

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/oblig
 
2010-06-17 3:39:55 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: It was a very random and unprovoked attack, so you're all safe....move along.


So what you're saying is, if you're in the area, specifically provoke strangers and you should be just fine.
 
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