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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)   Wife realizes now that marrying another soldier while her husband was stationed in Iraq was probably a bad idea   (cbs4denver.com) divider line
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2010-06-17 12:31:01 PM  
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Boys, boys, there's enough of this hot dish to go around.
 
2010-06-17 12:41:06 PM  

Sybarite: Boys, boys, there's enough of this hot dish to go around.



She's not that bad looking.

She's not the person you see in a bar and go all gaga over, but she is the housewife looking type.

Still better then the whale that married like 8 guys and stole another money from another 40 from yesterday.


/plus I bet she does the weird stuff.
 
2010-06-17 12:45:33 PM  
The sanctity of marriage prevails again!
 
2010-06-17 12:50:45 PM  
What the fark is wrong with people? I can't even fathom why a site like Ashley Madison exists, or why people conspire to murder a spouse or something. JUST DIVORCE AND MOVE ON. I guess she was hoping for some blood money?

God damn.
 
2010-06-17 1:06:13 PM  
THey should have know better, seein' as her maiden name was Polly Andrei.
 
2010-06-17 2:40:40 PM  
*Cue Steve McNair pic*

JC
 
2010-06-17 2:40:51 PM  
Is that neck ink peeking out of her blouse?
 
2010-06-17 2:41:01 PM  

Bunnyhat: She's not that bad looking.


LOLWUT?
 
2010-06-17 2:41:44 PM  
I just finished reading the excellent, Jarhead, and the first half of the farking book is all about wives cheating on Marines. I thought all you military boys knew how to put the root right; wassup with that?
 
2010-06-17 2:42:18 PM  
Not one, but two men were willing to marry her?
 
2010-06-17 2:42:36 PM  
What a stunted coont. Of course she blames being bi-polar and says she's seeking help now. God forbid she would admit to being a two-timing biatch.
 
2010-06-17 2:43:13 PM  
Misogyny thread!
 
2010-06-17 2:43:32 PM  

nexirae: Not one, but two men were willing to marry her?


Three if you count Bunnyhat.
 
2010-06-17 2:43:41 PM  

Quasar: What the fark is wrong with people? I can't even fathom why a site like Ashley Madison exists, or why people conspire to murder a spouse or something. JUST DIVORCE AND MOVE ON. I guess she was hoping for some blood money?

God damn.


She's bi-polar. Its an illness.
 
2010-06-17 2:44:29 PM  
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2010-06-17 2:44:40 PM  

Bunnyhat: /plus I bet she does the weird stuff.


If by weird you mean having multiple extra marital affairs and committing bigamy then yes, she does some pretty weird stuff.
 
2010-06-17 2:44:41 PM  

TheBlackrose: Misogyny thread!


Of course, women can do no wrong and any man upset about what a woman has done is clearly in the wrong for no other reason than the twotimer is a woman instead of a man.

Watch some daytime television and then come talk to me about fark and sexism.
 
2010-06-17 2:45:08 PM  

I am Ahab: Bunnyhat: She's not that bad looking.

LOLWUT?


Quoting and emboldenings the LOLWUT for moar emphasis!

LOLWUT!!!??!?!?!



Seriously. Ugly.
 
2010-06-17 2:45:13 PM  

smileynyc: Quasar: What the fark is wrong with people? I can't even fathom why a site like Ashley Madison exists, or why people conspire to murder a spouse or something. JUST DIVORCE AND MOVE ON. I guess she was hoping for some blood money?

God damn.

She's bi-polar. Its an illness.


No, it's an excuse.
 
2010-06-17 2:45:22 PM  

Bunnyhat: She's not the person you see in a bar and go all gaga over, but she is the housewife looking type.

Still better then the whale that married like 8 guys and stole another money from another 40 from yesterday.


I must have missed this one... link?
 
2010-06-17 2:45:28 PM  
In before "all women are lying whores."

/oh, wait...
 
2010-06-17 2:45:30 PM  
Worst thing about this story is it reminded me of the terrible plot of "Pearl Harbor"
 
2010-06-17 2:45:36 PM  

smileynyc: Quasar: What the fark is wrong with people? I can't even fathom why a site like Ashley Madison exists, or why people conspire to murder a spouse or something. JUST DIVORCE AND MOVE ON. I guess she was hoping for some blood money?

God damn.

She's bi-polar. Its an illness.


90% of the time, it's just another word for saying somebody can't control their self.
 
2010-06-17 2:45:58 PM  

Knucklepopper: I thought all you military boys knew how to put the root right; wassup with that?


It's hard to remain married when you're not at home for 3/4 of the year and when you are at home you're working 18/7 or panama schedules.

It's why military guys try to marry whatever will have them... anyone willing to even try to put up with that is worth a shot. Also, the young guys E-3s and below get to live off base and get significantly more BAS for getting married, so they tend to rush into it as well.

I'm one of the lucky ones who married an attractive, loving woman who works, takes care of the kids, and wouldn't cheat on me.

Then again... she's not American... so that probably helps.
 
2010-06-17 2:46:30 PM  

LavenderWolf: TheBlackrose: Misogyny thread!

Of course, women can do no wrong and any man upset about what a woman has done is clearly in the wrong for no other reason than the twotimer is a woman instead of a man.

Watch some daytime television and then come talk to me about fark and sexism.


A 50 word response brimming with the bitters to a two word snark. Your wife leave you again?
 
2010-06-17 2:47:03 PM  
She looks like Clay Aiken's uglier brother.
 
2010-06-17 2:48:21 PM  

Knucklepopper: LavenderWolf: TheBlackrose: Misogyny thread!

Of course, women can do no wrong and any man upset about what a woman has done is clearly in the wrong for no other reason than the twotimer is a woman instead of a man.

Watch some daytime television and then come talk to me about fark and sexism.

A 50 word response brimming with the bitters to a two word snark. Your wife leave you again?


Uh, I'm 23 and haven't married.

Seriously. Watch some daytime TV. So much sexism it raises my blood pressure.

/if anything I just need a job to get me out of the house during the day
 
2010-06-17 2:48:54 PM  
That is such a Tammy thing to do.
 
2010-06-17 2:49:06 PM  

LavenderWolf: /if anything I just need a job to get me out of the house during the day


QFT, dude. WTF.
 
2010-06-17 2:49:55 PM  
Some chicks just, you know... get all hot for that uniform.

They just wanna get busy with that uniform.
 
2010-06-17 2:50:17 PM  
Eugene is on a vacation far away.
Come around and talk it over.

/that has gotta suck so bad.
//hard 29
 
2010-06-17 2:50:22 PM  

LavenderWolf: if anything I just need a job to get me out of the house during the day


What? And give up The Price Is Right?


Or the Canadian version The Price Is Right, Eh.
 
2010-06-17 2:50:27 PM  

nexirae: Not one, but two men were willing to marry her?


Military towns are probably something like 10-1 men/women.

/Fayetteville, NC: A fat girl's dream come true.
 
2010-06-17 2:51:00 PM  

Knucklepopper: LavenderWolf: /if anything I just need a job to get me out of the house during the day

QFT, dude. WTF.


Moving back in with the parents has negative results. News at eleven.

/Why does somebody need a 50" 1080p TV to watch standard def talk shows for 12 hours a day?
//WHY?
///AND WHY DO THEY NEED SUCH VOLUME?!
 
2010-06-17 2:51:36 PM  

LavenderWolf: Knucklepopper: LavenderWolf: /if anything I just need a job to get me out of the house during the day

QFT, dude. WTF.

Moving back in with the parents has negative results. News at eleven.

/Why does somebody need a 50" 1080p TV to watch standard def talk shows for 12 hours a day?
//WHY?
///AND WHY DO THEY NEED SUCH VOLUME?!


Doesn't that count as cruel and unusual punishment?
 
2010-06-17 2:51:46 PM  

airsupport: LavenderWolf: if anything I just need a job to get me out of the house during the day

What? And give up The Price Is Right?


Or the Canadian version The Price Is Right, Eh.


Or the Happy Gilmore version, The Price is Wrong, Biatch.
 
2010-06-17 2:51:49 PM  

freetomato: She looks like Clay Aiken's uglier brother.


Uncool. Tea just shot OUT my nose.
 
2010-06-17 2:52:03 PM  
This will work itself out. The penalty for bigamy is having two husbands.
 
2010-06-17 2:52:21 PM  

TheBlackrose: LavenderWolf: Knucklepopper: LavenderWolf: /if anything I just need a job to get me out of the house during the day

QFT, dude. WTF.

Moving back in with the parents has negative results. News at eleven.

/Why does somebody need a 50" 1080p TV to watch standard def talk shows for 12 hours a day?
//WHY?
///AND WHY DO THEY NEED SUCH VOLUME?!

Doesn't that count as cruel and unusual punishment?


No, but the 3 yappy dogs do.
 
2010-06-17 2:52:32 PM  

magicgoo: I am Ahab: Bunnyhat: She's not that bad looking.

LOLWUT?

Quoting and emboldenings the LOLWUT for moar emphasis!

LOLWUT!!!??!?!?!

Seriously. Ugly.


As sin. But there's something about a skank with no morals that always bumps them up a point or 2 on my ranking system.
 
2010-06-17 2:53:05 PM  
Chick looks like Timothy Hutton:

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2010-06-17 2:53:17 PM  

Simetra: Knucklepopper: I thought all you military boys knew how to put the root right; wassup with that?

It's hard to remain married when you're not at home for 3/4 of the year and when you are at home you're working 18/7 or panama schedules.

It's why military guys try to marry whatever will have them... anyone willing to even try to put up with that is worth a shot. Also, the young guys E-3s and below get to live off base and get significantly more BAS for getting married, so they tend to rush into it as well.

I'm one of the lucky ones who married an attractive, loving woman who works, takes care of the kids, and wouldn't cheat on me.

Then again... she's not American... so that probably helps.


From the looks of wifey in your profile pic, looks like she desperately needs to eat a sammich already. But hey, you think she's attractive that's all that matters.
 
2010-06-17 2:53:53 PM  

unicron702: magicgoo: I am Ahab: Bunnyhat: She's not that bad looking.

LOLWUT?

Quoting and emboldenings the LOLWUT for moar emphasis!

LOLWUT!!!??!?!?!

Seriously. Ugly.

As sin. But there's something about a skank with no morals that always bumps them up a point or 2 on my ranking system.


So that puts her at a what? -1? 0?
 
2010-06-17 2:54:19 PM  

sboyle1020: Chick looks like Timothy Hutton:


Dude looks like Tom Hanks
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2010-06-17 2:54:21 PM  

Sybarite: Boys, boys, there's enough of this hot dish to go around.


She's not bad at all. Eyes match, skin still relatively elastic. No strange scars, markings, blemishes, etc. I bet she cleans up decently.

/Have seen far far worse
 
2010-06-17 2:55:00 PM  
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Avoid women who look like this. It can only lead to heartache.
 
2010-06-17 2:55:10 PM  
Hey Joe, where're you going with that gun in your hand?
 
2010-06-17 2:55:17 PM  

Simetra: Knucklepopper: I thought all you military boys knew how to put the root right; wassup with that?

It's hard to remain married when you're not at home for 3/4 of the year and when you are at home you're working 18/7 or panama schedules.

It's why military guys try to marry whatever will have them... anyone willing to even try to put up with that is worth a shot. Also, the young guys E-3s and below get to live off base and get significantly more BAS for getting married, so they tend to rush into it as well.

I'm one of the lucky ones who married an attractive, loving woman who works, takes care of the kids, and wouldn't cheat on me.

Then again... she's not American... so that probably helps.


or she knows how to hide it better...
 
2010-06-17 2:55:21 PM  
Ha ha. Silly polygamist Core-Whore.
 
2010-06-17 2:55:38 PM  
screw i'm you guys, going home
 
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