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12870 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jun 2010 at 7:35 AM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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wtfisthat
2010-06-17 1:46:26 AM  
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calbert [recently expired TotalFark]
2010-06-17 2:47:41 AM  
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"But I'll just draw bunny faces on them to scare Maggie away."
"She's not afraid of bunnies."
"She will be."

/Simpsons did it
 
Mock26
2010-06-17 4:02:51 AM  
Rabbits are one of the best pets in the world. Not only are the cute and cuddly, but they are damned tasty!
 
testaclese
2010-06-17 5:01:48 AM  
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/Bunnies, it must be bunnies.

//hot, like Anya.
 
bingethinker [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2010-06-17 5:12:10 AM  
Some kids will do anything to bug the teacher.

I hop she's feeling better now.
 
rgriffithi
2010-06-17 6:36:27 AM  
This thread is useless without bunny pictures...you know the ones I am talking about
 
haddie
2010-06-17 7:38:46 AM  
This is the exactly the sort of situation where teasing is required.
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2010-06-17 7:40:05 AM  

rgriffithi: This thread is useless without bunny pictures...you know the ones I am talking about


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Scary ones?
 
CitizenjaQ
2010-06-17 7:41:34 AM  
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mekkab [TotalFark]
2010-06-17 7:42:19 AM  
So wait, did Kim draw the bunny or did another student? I hate to split hares over this but it's an important distinction! ;)

/$5 says we get Donnie Darko pics before Hugh Hefner's girls...
 
mekkab [TotalFark]
2010-06-17 7:43:40 AM  
oh and...
 
Sybarite
2010-06-17 7:44:01 AM  
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Lionidas
2010-06-17 7:45:20 AM  
FTFA Her 16-year-old tormentor had told classmates that Marion V. was terrified of rabbits and would "flip out" is she saw one, according to court documents.


Who edits these things?


Also
Facts:

1. Rabbits are mammals.
2. Rabbits fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of a rabbit is to make teachers flip out and sue people.
 
mekkab [TotalFark]
2010-06-17 7:45:21 AM  
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/SRSLY, cheezburger.com, if you're gonna have a "just paste this code here!" make sure it works with Fark!
 
This space intentionaly left blank
2010-06-17 7:45:35 AM  
So... In post Nazi Germany; If you draw a rabbit in the blackboard, your teacher has grounds for a lawsuit? Who knew...?!
 
mekkab [TotalFark]
2010-06-17 7:46:40 AM  

Lionidas:


Also
Facts:

1. Rabbits are mammals.
2. Rabbits fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of a rabbit is to make teachers flip out and sue people.


Rabbits are cool, and by cool I mean totally sweet.
 
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2010-06-17 7:47:20 AM  
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It'll farking kill you.

/or it's tired.
//hot
 
Barakku
2010-06-17 7:47:30 AM  
I'm mentally retarded and thus afraid of rabbits, so I'm suing everyone in this thread.

/Phobias can be very real, but scared of rabbits or not, this biatch is just a...well, biatch
 
mekkab [TotalFark]
2010-06-17 7:50:20 AM  
This woman is simply not cut out for teaching. Either stick to tutoring the exceptionally gifted* (these kids are suck ups and wouldn't do that to their teacher) or teach in a place where no fuzzy bunnies exist; either prison or university.


But pre-adolescent children will tear you apart, regardless. And when your phobia is bunnies?!


YOU. ARE. FARKED.
 
outatime
2010-06-17 7:52:26 AM  
Meh, that's nothing. When I was in high school, we had a substitute teacher by the name of Mr. McKeown. He was short and balding, with only the sides of his head still having hair. Red hair, in fact.

One day, he was subbing for our math teacher. The kids in the previous class informed us that he was wearing his trademark green suit, so we decided to have a little fun. When he came into our class, the projector screen was pulled down over the chalkboard, so he raised it. Written underneath (by my classmates, in the moments before class) were the words "IT'S NOT NICE TO STEAL ME LUCKY CHARMS!"

As far as I know, he never subbed there again.
 
Mr. Potatoass
2010-06-17 7:53:37 AM  
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FatherDale
2010-06-17 7:56:23 AM  
So... a teenager is responsible for this woman's mental illness?

/I could see this happening in the US, I'm afraid....
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [OhFark]
2010-06-17 7:57:16 AM  
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That's no ordinary bunny!
 
Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom
2010-06-17 7:58:23 AM  
This lady needs to lighten the fark up. I think she is AWing here. There has to be more to this story. Is here "illness" documented at all (therapy)?

Clearly, as others have stated, this woman is not cut out for teaching or breeding.
 
daveb0rg [TotalFark]
2010-06-17 8:01:24 AM  

outatime: Meh, that's nothing. When I was in high school, we had a substitute teacher by the name of Mr. McKeown. He was short and balding, with only the sides of his head still having hair. Red hair, in fact.

One day, he was subbing for our math teacher. The kids in the previous class informed us that he was wearing his trademark green suit, so we decided to have a little fun. When he came into our class, the projector screen was pulled down over the chalkboard, so he raised it. Written underneath (by my classmates, in the moments before class) were the words "IT'S NOT NICE TO STEAL ME LUCKY CHARMS!"

As far as I know, he never subbed there again.


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Cyborg77
2010-06-17 8:02:30 AM  
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28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.
 
Coiled Hot 1
2010-06-17 8:03:53 AM  

Shakespeare's Monkey: That's no ordinary bunny!


Came for the Holy hand grenade. Leaving satisfied.
 
palehorse864
2010-06-17 8:04:57 AM  
I'd like you to meet my friend Harvey.
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Lionidas
2010-06-17 8:05:06 AM  
We should not cater to irrational fears. I hope a grass roots movement amongst other faculty, parents and students results in rabbit stickers or easily removeable rabbit graffiti all over the school.


She should maybe be "Clockwork Oranged" to Happy Tree Friends episodes. Its ludicrous that she has such an antipathy that it affects her job so heavily. I imagine that if she felt Jews weren't human beings and was scared of them she would have an entirely different seat at the court hearings.
 
afillak
2010-06-17 8:06:09 AM  

mekkab: This woman is simply not cut out for teaching. Either stick to tutoring the exceptionally gifted* (these kids are suck ups and wouldn't do that to their teacher) or teach in a place where no fuzzy bunnies exist; either prison or university.


But pre-adolescent children will tear you apart, regardless. And when your phobia is bunnies?!


YOU. ARE. FARKED.


Hey! As a former gifted student, I resent that!... well... I would... if it weren't true... SHUT UP!
 
Slackness
2010-06-17 8:09:27 AM  
Lolz

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Whodat
2010-06-17 8:13:20 AM  
Ce n'est pas un lapin.

--Rene' Magritte--
 
Badgers
2010-06-17 8:14:43 AM  
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2010-06-17 8:18:40 AM  
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/Silly Rabbit
 
#2
2010-06-17 8:22:48 AM  
MAN. Well, what fish have you got that isn't jugged?
WOMAN. Rabbit.
MAN. What? Rabbit fish?
WOMAN. Yes. It's got fins.
MAN. Is it dead?
WOMAN. Well, it was coughing up blood last night.
MAN. All right I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish.

- 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' Episode 29
 
mekkab [TotalFark]
2010-06-17 8:23:05 AM  

afillak: As a former gifted student, I resent that!


*HIGH FIVE*


Due to a testing error* I ended up in remedial english my Frosh year of High School (and by error I mean: read my fark posts and you'll understand!). Damn... that was just a zoo without the cages.

/by sophomore year I was back in my protected advanced honors AP whatever the fark land of "little angels."
 
Firethorn
2010-06-17 8:23:25 AM  

FatherDale: So... a teenager is responsible for this woman's mental illness?

/I could see this happening in the US, I'm afraid....


Ehh... We'd teach her better things to be afraid of...
 
uncoveror
2010-06-17 8:31:32 AM  
This teacher needs to be in the madhouse, not a schoolhouse.
 
GamecockTaco
2010-06-17 8:33:08 AM  
came for the general woundwort pic.

/leaving satisfied.
 
dragonchild
2010-06-17 8:33:20 AM  
Breed like rabbits, they do.

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/hot
 
Sybarite
2010-06-17 8:33:51 AM  
The meanest prank I pulled on a teacher was in high school. We had this really cute, young English teacher who had a kind of claustrophobia where she was afraid there was no air in the room or something. Anyway, one day before she came into class me and a couple of friends turned around the box fans in the window so they were sucking the air out of the room (yes, I know it makes no sense). She tripped out, left, and wouldn't come back in until we turned the fans back around. Fortunately she didn't rat us out.

/chill tale cuz
 
rgriffithi
2010-06-17 8:34:43 AM  

dragonchild: Breed like rabbits, they do.

/hot


That was the bunnies I was hoping for
 
waldinator
2010-06-17 8:37:10 AM  
I can't wrap my head around phobias this irrational. I had a boss once who was afraid of spiders and even a picture of a spider would send him into a screaming fit. This was always fun to watch since he was upwards of 400 lbs.

I'm afraid of axe murderers but I wouldn't panic if you showed me a picture of one.
 
therealpope
2010-06-17 8:38:49 AM  
This guy has the same phobia...

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kungfu jesus with a side of lime
2010-06-17 8:39:59 AM  

Lionidas: FTFA Her 16-year-old tormentor had told classmates that Marion V. was terrified of rabbits and would "flip out" is she saw one, according to court documents.


Who edits these things?


Also
Facts:

1. Rabbits are mammals.
2. Rabbits fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of a rabbit is to make teachers flip out and sue people.



do rabits have huge boners and wail on guitars
 
evil_twin_skippy
2010-06-17 8:49:13 AM  
Was this her as a small child? Might explain a lot...

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bersl2
2010-06-17 9:04:26 AM  

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Lionidas: FTFA Her 16-year-old tormentor had told classmates that Marion V. was terrified of rabbits and would "flip out" is she saw one, according to court documents.


Who edits these things?


Also
Facts:

1. Rabbits are mammals.
2. Rabbits fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of a rabbit is to make teachers flip out and sue people.


do rabits have huge boners and wail on guitars


A rabbit wailing on the guitar (don't ask me if the phone # is real; I just found the image):

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/Rabbits with huge boners is too easy.
 
szyska
2010-06-17 9:05:11 AM  
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lukelightning
2010-06-17 9:10:26 AM  
She should have just drawn a kitty cat instead.

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This Looks Fun
2010-06-17 9:11:41 AM  

lukelightning: She should have just drawn a kitty cat instead.


HA! Never seen the angry bunny face before.
 
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