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(Fox17online.com)   Man hammered his girlfriend and then bolted. Police nailed him, so now he's screwed. What a tool   (fox17online.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Department of Public Safety, A Kalamazoo, girlfriend  
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2010-06-16 10:33:42 AM  
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2010-06-16 10:48:18 AM  
He thought he had nuts.
 
2010-06-16 11:22:35 AM  
Gotta make that first shot count, man.
 
2010-06-16 11:41:31 AM  
I saw what you did there, subby.
 
2010-06-16 12:00:11 PM  
Maxwell Edison?
 
2010-06-16 12:01:52 PM  
He tried to explain himself after they caught him, but his voice was too raspy from all of the running. Nuts.
 
2010-06-16 12:02:37 PM  
A Kalamazoo? What the hell?
 
2010-06-16 12:02:43 PM  
That reminds me, I need to go to the hardware store later.

Thanks Subby!
 
2010-06-16 12:03:42 PM  
What a guy wrenching story.
 
2010-06-16 12:04:04 PM  
That's a heart-wrenching story.
 
2010-06-16 12:04:31 PM  

tortilla burger: guy


*gut
 
2010-06-16 12:05:27 PM  
And now he's coping with the aftermath.
 
2010-06-16 12:05:56 PM  
claude did it
 
2010-06-16 12:06:42 PM  
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/PBF = the best web comic.
 
2010-06-16 12:06:43 PM  
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Unavailable for comment
 
2010-06-16 12:07:14 PM  
What a minute...something doesn't adze up with his story.
 
2010-06-16 12:16:00 PM  
If you don't correct them once and a while, they'll start thinking they're equal or something. Sounds like this guy was well within his right by demonstrating how wrong her misbehavior &/or lack of respect was. Next time, she'll have to answer to mr. sledge-n-wedge...
 
2010-06-16 12:22:09 PM  
Very nice, subby. Short, sweet, and doesn't feel forced.
 
2010-06-16 12:22:29 PM  
I don't know why everyone thinks subby came up with such a riveting headline, I thought it was plane. I would have tried to route her a bit differently.
 
2010-06-16 12:37:00 PM  
I saw what you did there.

/subtle ;)
 
2010-06-16 12:41:49 PM  
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I have a big project...what would you recommend?
 
2010-06-16 12:44:45 PM  

Inibrius: Maxwell Edison?


Majoring in medicine?
 
2010-06-16 12:59:24 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: He tried to explain himself after they caught him, but his voice was too raspy from all of the running. Nuts.


His statements were put on file. They didn't understand much, but they wrote it awl down.
 
2010-06-16 1:15:34 PM  
Pun threads are awesome...keep it up everyone, you know the drill.
 
2010-06-16 1:26:00 PM  
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2010-06-16 2:03:42 PM  
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oblig.
 
2010-06-16 3:09:53 PM  
Sounds like a man of peculiar vices. I wonder if there's anything else in his police file. He miter done better to just walk away.
 
2010-06-16 3:37:44 PM  
He does not to seem to be very level headed. What a square.
 
2010-06-16 3:48:47 PM  
Well, er, uh ... uh ... ADJUSTABLE SPANNER!

Yeah, adjustable spanner. That guy was such an adjustable spanner. All adjustable. And spannery, like. He obviously spanned some adjustments when he committed this heinous crime!
 
2010-06-16 5:07:52 PM  
Sounds like he was plumb loco...
 
2010-06-16 6:14:20 PM  
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Seen Fleeing the scene
 
2010-06-16 11:50:45 PM  
Guy sounds like a real bastard.
 
2010-06-17 12:19:01 PM  

Miss Stein: Guy sounds like a real bastard.


How does his parentage fit into this at all?

biatches be weird. Anyway - it was simply crossed wires - she said "hey baby, come bang me" and the rest is criminal history.
 
2010-06-18 12:31:49 AM  

Assistant_Madman: How does his parentage fit into this at all?

biatches be weird. Anyway - it was simply crossed wires - she said "hey baby, come bang me" and the rest is criminal history.


Here's a visual.

A bastard file:

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