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(National Post)   15-year-old Disney star Hilary Duff denies having cosmetic surgery on her breasts. Breast expert says they are "suspiciously high." With pic   ( nationalpost.com) divider line
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2003-05-28 02:13:15 AM  
hazaa...my generation's downfall is complete!
2003-05-28 02:18:12 AM  
cant joke bout priests, my priest was actually busted. Along w/ a cop at a local school.

2003-05-28 02:23:50 AM  
Blazeit Indeed I am. A girl, I mean.
2003-05-28 02:39:25 AM  
Keelin, what Frankie was in that picture? I didn't even notice. Let me check again. Oh yeah, he's the one with the fledgling torpedoes aimed at him.
2003-05-28 02:41:18 AM  

It's obvious that over six times as many Farkers (or at least TF'ers) would rather try to see a 15-year-old's tits than read about a hatchet-wielding psycho. Wonder what that says about us?

Better question: what would it say about us if it were the other way around?
2003-05-28 02:42:22 AM  
I gotta watch what I say around here. Just the other day we were discussing the skank factor of Britney and I pose the question of just how long it would take for Lizzie McGuire to slut out. Apparently not long. I'm a freaking prophet!
2003-05-28 02:52:01 AM  
Excuse me but who the hell is this biatch??? Is she farking Canadian or something?

And what the fark are you farking people talking about? Oh it figures a bunch of farking nerds would talk about a 15 year old tits.

Oh and I see the attention whores have jacked this thread. Geeks attracted to 15 year old tits are always the easiest targets.
2003-05-28 02:54:01 AM  
i'd hit frankie muniz, but then again, he's my age.
2003-05-28 03:12:36 AM  
Well, no one seems especially interested in the original topic, but I thought I'd just chime in with my theory. It's a disney smear job. Disney (the most evil company evar) and Miss Duff's agents and lawyers have a falling out. Disney then proceeds to attempt to smear Miss Duff. Happens all the time. Nothing to see here (certainly not any fake fake 15 year old boobies) move along.
2003-05-28 03:17:02 AM  
Let me guess, there is a timer on internet counting down to her 18th as well?
2003-05-28 03:20:57 AM  
i'm speaking as someone who just recently left their teenage years kicking and screaming...


shouldn't anyone who hasn't left high school yet be forbidden from this site? how can we bask in the jaded, geek-chic sports bar setting that is FARK with all of these kids on here who hare Ms. Duff's age? you guys need to stop watching MTV and live a few years away from your parents in order to be able to comment on...

fark, i'm pretty drunk

ignore me

2003-05-28 03:21:45 AM  
there is no duff . . . only ZUUL
2003-05-28 03:25:46 AM  
I guess it would be innappropriate to start discussing the fluid dynamics of semi-viscous pnuematics in this thread.

Try doing heat-mass transfer problems to take your mind off it.
2003-05-28 03:27:20 AM  

I too lived on the Gulf Coast at one point. It just sucked too bad there. And my school sucked, All my friends that still live there are all working at this dominoes pizza, smokin weed, and shaggin underage chicks...still
2003-05-28 03:28:14 AM  
I am Gozer, bow down minion!
2003-05-28 03:47:43 AM  
R.Kelly surrenders....lol no seriously folks shes a kid for trogdors sake! Shes supposed to have perky lil noobie kenoobies until she fills out...well that is IF SHE FILLS OUT. Small boobs are cool tho .I love how they look in those gap sweaters...tho I could be some kind of small boob perv.
2003-05-28 03:51:44 AM  
[image from i.imdb.com too old to be available][image from nacs.uci.edu too old to be available]
2003-05-28 03:53:24 AM  
Much like Ms. Duff's breasts, I too am suspiciously high.

2003-05-28 03:54:26 AM  
2003-05-28 04:00:12 AM  
[image from paperstreetgames.com too old to be available]
I see London, I see France....
2003-05-28 04:07:38 AM  
Some part of me had prayed she was older than fifteen. Oh god, how dirty I feel.
2003-05-28 04:16:37 AM  
It's obvious that over six times as many Farkers (or at least TF'ers) would rather try to see a 15-year-old's tits than read about a hatchet-wielding psycho. Wonder what that says about us?

I can relate to 15 yearold with breasts better than hatchet-wielding psycho.
2003-05-28 04:16:56 AM  
She's 15? Nice boobsicles, but I'm not into older women...
/hiding IP address
2003-05-28 04:18:01 AM  
Are her breasts suspiciously high?
or are the breast experts?
or the suspicions of them?
or their expectitations?
2003-05-28 04:35:45 AM  
what are they poking her in the eyes or something? Yoooz peples need to get a reality check. She's frikin 15, idjits!
2003-05-28 04:45:08 AM  
Hey space geeks...
Huntsville just said "Boobie" on the space to ground 1 loop. First broadcast boobie reference in space. Yay Humans!!!
2003-05-28 04:55:32 AM  
she is jumping, she is wearing a low-on-the-hip skirt (extending her torso), her chin is down and shoulders up (shortening appearance of neck), and it is shot from thigh level. cameras don't lie, but they do mislead. photoshop lies.
2003-05-28 05:35:27 AM  
I don't give a flying fark about her age. She is a female, she is nubile and thus of child baring age. She looks hot and our minds were made with a function to imagine lustfully. My point is I'd hit it. And the Amanda chick too.
10 Fark points to the first person that photoshops bigger breasts on Ms. Duff

And no I'm not sick. I am a male and am therefore not responsible for my actions.
/not so obvious sarcasm
2003-05-28 06:08:40 AM  
She is a female, she is nubile and thus of child baring age.

Freud would have a heyday here...
2003-05-28 06:17:33 AM  
Wouldn't hit it, due to certain LAWS that are in effect.
2003-05-28 06:22:56 AM  
wow I just clicked on this link and like .2 seconds later on tv some news lady was talking about her. Anyways I can't wait till shes 18 and out of money so she'll pose in some sluty porn mag
2003-05-28 07:03:26 AM  
"she started to umm.. sprout plums so to speak. was too scary.."

if she started to sprout plums in the British sense of the word, that would have been really scary...
2003-05-28 07:11:31 AM  
Right now she is of the age (and body type) where she can enter the teen comedies although most of the females in them are 19-25 ...

The next challenge is whether she can start commanding Reese Witherspoon-type salaries (isn't she getting 10-15M for Legally Blonde 2??)
2003-05-28 07:13:25 AM  
Scary. She shouldn't look like that. Not the boobies, mind you. She shouldn't look like she's old enough to hit. Now one of you 15 year olds get out there, hit it, and tell us how it was. No pictures till she's legal.
2003-05-28 07:14:04 AM  
Hillary Duff= i'd hit it
Christy Carlson Romano= i'd hit it
Amanda Bynes= i'd hit it
im 14 so its not crazy like pineapple or anything, even tho CCR is 18
2003-05-28 07:54:08 AM  
Whoa. I've got kids her age. And with that, I turn you over to my rotten-to-the-core, Kleenex-and-lotion-stealing 13-year old son, Nick:
Hi, farkers. I'm Nick, and I'd hit it!
[image from jacobsschool.ucsd.edu too old to be available]

2003-05-28 07:56:34 AM  
2003-05-28 07:57:32 AM  
Hmm. I see nothing suspicious on that photo. Her torso is twisted a bit while she turns toward the camera. She looks like a healthy young lady to me :)
2003-05-28 07:57:36 AM  
aimed at attracting "shifty-looking older men in raincoats" to the theatre.

I am SO there !!!!
2003-05-28 08:01:39 AM  
05-28-03 07:14:04 AM Hauntr888

Hillary Duff= i'd hit it
Christy Carlson Romano= i'd hit it
Amanda Bynes= i'd hit it
im 14 so its not crazy like pineapple or anything, even tho CCR is 18

Creedence Clearwater Revival is only 18? WTF
2003-05-28 08:02:42 AM  
The truth about Wal-Mart

Sorry, this should prolly be in a different thread, but that crap about being "all that is good and right in the world" got me fired up.
2003-05-28 08:03:12 AM  
Who cares? Disney and Fox both know their target well: Pedophiles.
2003-05-28 08:04:49 AM  
Yep, those boobies were Photoshopped.

But I like my women full-grown and able to make decisions based on rationality and logic, not on what the literary geniuses at Tiger Beat tell her to think. (Yes, there are women who are rational and logical. They're just a lot harder to find than your average bubble-brained girly-girl.)

2003-05-28 08:06:18 AM  
The GIS for "Hilary Duffy"'s 1st couple entries have been farked

you sick bast-*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
2003-05-28 08:20:04 AM  
Hillary Duff = cute but too young = tag and release
2003-05-28 08:35:32 AM  
Dreadstar: "Tag and release" LOL LOL LOL Good one!
2003-05-28 08:40:21 AM  
Jeez, what a perfect thread for the AWs to come out...

2003-05-28 08:42:02 AM  
Sooo... wait three years and hit it?
2003-05-28 08:48:29 AM  
I'd hit any of the aforementioned. I'm older than'em, but I'm a guy and I'm honest.

Darknerd, we're talkin' about sex, not going out or marriage. If you limit your action to logical women only, good luck to you!
2003-05-28 08:50:24 AM  
I've actually met her. Gues what? That pic is enhanced.
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