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(New York Daily News)   The "too hot to be a banker" woman is more artificially pumped up than the mid-2000s housing bubble   (nydailynews.com) divider line
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2010-06-09 1:22:18 PM  
It seems the media again has been trolled.
 
2010-06-09 1:26:44 PM  
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2010-06-09 2:50:33 PM  
playboy spread in 3...2...1...
 
2010-06-09 3:01:18 PM  
Honestly, if the allegations are true regarding the reason for her termination, it shouldn't matter whether or not she was enhanced - the bosses should keep it in their pants and act professionally. So long as she dressed appropriately for a business environment, she's in the right.

(Haven't been keeping up with this story, honestly, but I've seen enough headlines to have an opinion, and isn't that what Fark is all about? :D)
 
rmz
2010-06-09 3:19:53 PM  
"That's what I want to be: t--- on a stick," she titters in "Plastic Surgery New York Style."

What they did there, I see it.
 
2010-06-09 3:23:11 PM  
I bet her kid will be so proud of her someday.
 
2010-06-09 3:31:33 PM  

Skail: Honestly, if the allegations are true regarding the reason for her termination, it shouldn't matter whether or not she was enhanced - the bosses should keep it in their pants and act professionally. So long as she dressed appropriately for a business environment, she's in the right.

(Haven't been keeping up with this story, honestly, but I've seen enough headlines to have an opinion, and isn't that what Fark is all about? :D)


Looking at the whole story it's looking like she's an epic attention whore and gold digger and was most likely fired for being an insubordinate b*tch and making inappropriate comments about her coworkers.
 
2010-06-09 3:43:06 PM  

ne2d: Looking at the whole story it's looking like she's an epic attention whore and gold digger and was most likely fired for being an insubordinate b*tch and making inappropriate comments about her coworkers.


I have no doubt she's an attention whore - implants and heading to the press give me that impression - but is she right? I need the evidence. I've seen her pictures, and while she's no hard on the eyes, she's also certainly not stunning.
 
2010-06-09 3:44:18 PM  

ne2d: Looking at the whole story it's looking like she's an epic attention whore and gold digger and was most likely fired for being an insubordinate b*tch and making inappropriate comments about her coworkers.


Or making some overt passes at someone who didn't appreciate it.
 
2010-06-09 3:56:40 PM  
Skail

I've seen her pictures, and while she's no hard on the eyes, she's also certainly not stunning.

That's what YOU think. SHE thinks she's so stunning that she was actually fired because of it...while wearing skin-tight tops showing off her DD tits and bashing her less enhanced co-workers.

/I'd wreck it until Pemmicans came asking for cutlets.
 
2010-06-09 4:33:32 PM  
Someone please start a "t_ts on a stick" meme...
 
2010-06-09 4:34:28 PM  
I'd deposit something in her bank
 
2010-06-09 4:35:31 PM  

aiiee: It seems the media again has been trolled.


You can't troll the willing.

Thousands of discrimination lawsuits are filed every year. The media sought this one out and aired it because it plays well.
 
2010-06-09 4:35:33 PM  
Why all the hate? She's just an innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life than to love, to be loved, and to be a banker.
 
2010-06-09 4:35:42 PM  

jdawg3k: I'd deposit something in her bank


great thing about it...

there is no penalty for early withdrawal
 
2010-06-09 4:35:57 PM  

Skail: ne2d: Looking at the whole story it's looking like she's an epic attention whore and gold digger and was most likely fired for being an insubordinate b*tch and making inappropriate comments about her coworkers.

I have no doubt she's an attention whore - implants and heading to the press give me that impression - but is she right? I need the evidence. I've seen her pictures, and while she's no hard on the eyes, she's also certainly not stunning.


Gonna agree -- AW -- and maybe probably looking for her "15 minutes" in national attention.
 
2010-06-09 4:36:14 PM  
Something also tells me that the photos she had published of her office attire weren't actually what she was wearing.
 
2010-06-09 4:36:27 PM  
Well, I don't blame her. Have you seen dat ass? She would not be very well-proportioned if she didn't get a boob job...or two.
 
2010-06-09 4:36:28 PM  
She certainly seems like she's trying to bag that elusive rich husband and by default, that elusive divorce settlement.
 
2010-06-09 4:36:38 PM  
You guys want tits on a stick? Here you go.

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2010-06-09 4:36:55 PM  
"It's my body," she said in the video. "So whether they like it or not, I [couldn't] care less about their opinion."

It's funny when people that spend half their life focusing on how they look turn around and say they don't care about what people think of their looks. It's like the people that get all the tattoos, they claim to not care about what people think of them. Well I must really not care, because I never gave a shiat enough to bother with any body modifications.
 
2010-06-09 4:36:55 PM  

Skail: ne2d: Looking at the whole story it's looking like she's an epic attention whore and gold digger and was most likely fired for being an insubordinate b*tch and making inappropriate comments about her coworkers.

I have no doubt she's an attention whore - implants and heading to the press give me that impression - but is she right? I need the evidence. I've seen her pictures, and while she's no hard on the eyes, she's also certainly not stunning.


Her original claim is that her MALE co-irkers were COMPLAINING that her good looks were too distracting.

Case closed: No man would ever complain that a female co-irker was too good looking to work with. Ever.

/put me in the cubical next to the morbidly obese albino with the unibrow and facial moles.
 
2010-06-09 4:37:08 PM  
She aint that hot. I like her christian louboutin's better.
 
2010-06-09 4:38:16 PM  
debrahlee?

what a riduculous way to spell an already corny ass name.
 
2010-06-09 4:38:48 PM  
So, how long until her reality show?
 
2010-06-09 4:39:55 PM  
Eh. Doesn't make it ok to fire her, but they now have the rationale that she is a vapid ditz to axe her.
 
2010-06-09 4:40:24 PM  

Civil_War2_Time: I bet her kid will be so proud of her someday.


You mean the kid with stretch marks on his mouth?
 
2010-06-09 4:41:45 PM  
IMO, her boobs aren't even her best assets.

/leg man

/legs, not feet
 
2010-06-09 4:41:53 PM  
Skail: I have no doubt she's an attention whore - implants and heading to the press give me that impression - but is she right? I need the evidence. I've seen her pictures, and while she's no hard on the eyes, she's also certainly not stunning.

Being told that your office attire is work-inappropriate is not harassment. Being fired for ignoring those orders is not harassment. I'm also going to guess her lawyer-approved publicity shots do not include everything in her wardrobe.
 
2010-06-09 4:42:27 PM  
"The luscious Latina has said Citi honchos ordered her to quit wearing clothes that accented her curves"

Translation:

Citi: This is not a night club, your attire is not workplace appropriate. Please change it.
Her: You aren't the boss of me, I'll dress how I want!
Citi: OK, you're fired.

If you work in a place with a dress code you have to follow it, it's that simple.
 
2010-06-09 4:42:57 PM  
God, I'm sick of that biatch. she's gone from a solid 8-1/4 to the low fours and she keeps dropping.
 
2010-06-09 4:43:21 PM  
Next stop. Porn.
 
2010-06-09 4:43:39 PM  
TWO boob jobs? Surgery is usually the kind of thing where you want to measure twice, cut once, especially when it's just cosmetic.
 
2010-06-09 4:43:43 PM  
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"Boobies... boobies."

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2010-06-09 4:43:45 PM  
I'm guessing you're correct. But, it's only a guess. I'm anticipating this will fade into obscurity when the media realizes it's just another attention-starved individual without a real case.
 
2010-06-09 4:44:13 PM  
Damn, I agree with the above farkers ass/rack comment. Gotta have a killer rack with a bangin ass and hips like that.

/would hit it so hard doggy style I'd hurt her
 
2010-06-09 4:44:42 PM  

lordargent: IMO, her boobs aren't even her best assets.

/leg man

/legs, not feet


I, for one, really like her ASSets.

/but I like boobs too
//and legs
///and everything in between
 
2010-06-09 4:45:51 PM  

Dr. Nick Riviera: You guys want tits on a stick? Here you go.


+1 Dr. Nick!

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Approves.
 
2010-06-09 4:45:53 PM  

WayToBlue: If you work in a place with a dress code you have to follow it, it's that simple.


We had 2 here who did the same thing. One always wore really skimpy stuff...she looked ok it in but not great. The other....shouldn't be wearing anything tight anyway but she did have serious melons. They both wore as little as possible then biatched because 74F in the office was too cold. One day the boss had enough, told them to quit dressing like they were going out for a night on the town. HR agreed, problem solved.
 
2010-06-09 4:46:31 PM  
Pair-o-Dice: I, for one, really like her ASSets.

Legs and ASSets are joined accounts.
 
2010-06-09 4:47:05 PM  

Dr. Nick Riviera: You guys want tits on a stick? Here you go.


A+, to the head of the class.
 
2010-06-09 4:47:13 PM  

Barakku: TWO boob jobs? Surgery is usually the kind of thing where you want to measure twice, cut once, especially when it's just cosmetic.


The article said 4 surgeries total. I guess you are either just that kind of person or you're not. She's a far better looking woman than I am a man and it's never crossed my mind. And I have a huge nose - a surgeon would probably do my nose pro bono as a public service but short of a bad burn or car accident or the like I'd never do plastic surgery just because I didn't like the hand I was dealt.
 
2010-06-09 4:47:29 PM  
could the reporter in the little video look any more disinterested? and what is up with that hair and one large earring?
 
2010-06-09 4:47:37 PM  

WayToBlue: "The luscious Latina has said Citi honchos ordered her to quit wearing clothes that accented her curves"

Translation:

Citi: This is not a night club, your attire is not workplace appropriate. Please change it.
Her: You aren't the boss of me, I'll dress how I want!
Citi: OK, you're fired.

If you work in a place with a dress code you have to follow it, it's that simple.


From the original article:

This is how she tells it: "They said, 'Deb, we need to talk to you about your work attire. . . . Your pants are too tight.' I said, 'I'm sorry, my pants are not too tight! If you want to talk about inappropriate clothes, go downstairs and look at some of the tellers!' "

Citibank does have a dress-code policy, which says clothing must not be provocative, but does not go into specifics, and managers have wide discretion. But Lorenzana points out that, unlike her, some of the tellers dressed in miniskirts and low-cut blouses. "And when they bend down," Lorenzana says, "anyone can see what God gave them!"

In any corporate environment, that's a firin'
 
2010-06-09 4:49:39 PM  

lordargent: Pair-o-Dice: I, for one, really like her ASSets.

Legs and ASSets are joined accounts.


Tell that to Heather Mills

/aisle seat please
 
2010-06-09 4:50:27 PM  
WayToBlue:
Citi: This is not a night club, your attire is not workplace appropriate. Please change it.
...
If you work in a place with a dress code you have to follow it, it's that simple.


Night club attire?

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This is the raciest thing I could find in a GIS, and it still hardly qualifies as inappropriate.
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2010-06-09 4:50:48 PM  
Dr. Nick Riviera - I salute you!
 
2010-06-09 4:50:48 PM  
Could one of you corporate Clarence Darrow types explain to us common folk how discrimination can be claimed IF she was an At Will employee?
 
2010-06-09 4:51:23 PM  

Civil_War2_Time: Skail

I've seen her pictures, and while she's no hard on the eyes, she's also certainly not stunning.

That's what YOU think. SHE thinks she's so stunning that she was actually fired because of it...while wearing skin-tight tops showing off her DD tits and bashing her less enhanced co-workers.

/I'd wreck it until Pemmicans came asking for cutlets.


I thought she was stunning until A: I heard her speak and B: found out she had a boob jerb.
 
2010-06-09 4:52:00 PM  
classic golden pussy syndrome. An attention whore that would make lady gaga blush.

I have met plenty of these types where they wear tight outfits and show tons of cleavage then complain about 'why is every guy staring at my tits?' She doesn't want people to see her for her tits yet that's all we can see. it's some kind of sickness.

Love the way they fired her for being too hot yet she is a single mother that the dad apparently doesn't want shiat to do with her.. I wonder what her reasoning is for the father of her kid bailing on her? Because she was too hot?yeah okay.

I would not be able to spend a second with this overrated whore without pulling out my cock and expecting service.Act like a whore get treated like a whore.

The whole vampire thing is hot these days but really she should be concerned about shaving down those fangs.

It would be one thing if she was super fine then it may be cute. This is just a skank with the most unbelievably overblown thought of herself.She should get with that 26 minutes guy so they can compare hot or not stats.

I wonder how many mirrors she owns.f*cking whore
 
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