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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Police neglect to confiscate a woman's purse, so she tries to flush the pi--HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?   (press-citizen.com) divider line
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2010-06-07 6:19:53 PM  
No, I'm sorry.... the answer we were looking for is "Crank sores". "Crank sores".

Subby still has control of the board.
 
2010-06-07 6:20:49 PM  

madmann: No, I'm sorry.... the answer we were looking for is "Crank sores". "Crank sores".

Subby still has control of the board.


I thought they were Meth Mumps.
 
2010-06-07 6:44:38 PM  
At least she kept up her appetite.
 
2010-06-07 6:46:48 PM  
I wouldn't want to touch anything that has touched, or been near that. Hell, I would probably break the mug shot camera to save future users.
 
2010-06-07 6:47:40 PM  
Meth. Its whats for dinner.
 
Byn
2010-06-07 6:55:48 PM  
I clicked the link, did a double-take and said, "OH MY!" aloud. I don't think I've ever done that before.

*shudder*
 
2010-06-07 6:55:57 PM  

SearchN: I wouldn't want to touch anything that has touched, or been near that. Hell, I would probably break the mug shot camera to save future users.


I wouldn't worry too much. Meth is addictive, but not contagious.
 
2010-06-07 6:57:24 PM  
"Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."
 
2010-06-07 6:57:57 PM  
What pretty skin she has.
 
2010-06-07 7:37:57 PM  
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2010-06-07 8:05:21 PM  
Scary. It looks like she might have been pretty once.
 
2010-06-07 8:10:21 PM  
Looks like she went hunting with Dick Cheney.
 
2010-06-07 8:10:50 PM  
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shoot it! it's killing the captain!
 
2010-06-07 8:15:27 PM  
What the hell, it doesn't resemble a human, more like a frog!
 
2010-06-07 8:15:33 PM  
Proof that crank bugs are real.
 
2010-06-07 8:16:01 PM  
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It hurts...
 
2010-06-07 8:16:32 PM  
Christ, let her have the pills! Aaagh, just leave her alone! Don't take her picture!
 
2010-06-07 8:17:18 PM  

FlashHarry: shoot it! it's killing the captain!



That is the first thing I thought of too.

I need not read the rest of the thread.
 
2010-06-07 8:17:28 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: "Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."


Didn't expect a Princess Bride reference.
Golf clap
 
2010-06-07 8:18:11 PM  
Didn't read the headline.

Saw the pic.

"Meth?"

"Yep, Meth."
 
2010-06-07 8:18:44 PM  
You would think she would be thinner with all that meth...
 
2010-06-07 8:19:24 PM  
What's the matter with you people? You make cruel comments about a persons looks? Did you ever think that maybe its people like you who caused this person's problems? What kind of website is this where people get kicks out making fun of other people?
 
2010-06-07 8:19:43 PM  
Looking like you shoved your face into a hornet's nest isn't normal.
On meth, it is.
 
2010-06-07 8:20:21 PM  
She looks like that dude that tried to make a nuclear device in his backyard shed.
 
2010-06-07 8:20:42 PM  
She was the woman in that Twilight Zone Episode where the rich old man made his offspring wear those Mardi Gras masks and all of their faces deformed because they were evil.
 
2010-06-07 8:20:50 PM  
Shanrick sounds ugly.

/and fat
 
2010-06-07 8:20:51 PM  

shanrick: What's the matter with you people? You make cruel comments about a persons looks? Did you ever think that maybe its people like you who caused this person's problems? What kind of website is this where people get kicks out making fun of other people?


1/10

Try again.
 
2010-06-07 8:21:13 PM  
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Eat lead, froggies!
/as hot as an amphibian possibly get.
 
2010-06-07 8:21:54 PM  
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2010-06-07 8:22:11 PM  
FlashHarry
The vagina dentata didn't occur to me until now. Of course ST was written by adult males.
 
2010-06-07 8:22:52 PM  
idk, looking at that made me feel a lot of pity
 
2010-06-07 8:22:54 PM  
I'd hit it...with a sledgehammer.

/On second thought, that would require me to get FAR too close.
 
2010-06-07 8:23:14 PM  
shanrick [TotalFark] Quote 2010-06-07 08:19:24 PM
What's the matter with you people? You make cruel comments about a persons looks? Did you ever think that maybe its people like you who caused this person's problems? What kind of website is this where people get kicks out making fun of other people?

You're kidding right? RIGHT???
 
2010-06-07 8:23:32 PM  
I want to go take another shower after looking at that.
 
2010-06-07 8:23:50 PM  

shanrick: What's the matter with you people? You make cruel comments about a persons looks? Did you ever think that maybe its people like you who caused this person's problems? What kind of website is this where people get kicks out making fun of other people?


I would say "Welcome to the internet," and maybe suggest that you check out gootse, but I'm pretty sure you're joking.
 
2010-06-07 8:24:07 PM  

shanrick: What's the matter with you people? You make cruel comments about a persons looks? Did you ever think that maybe its people like you who caused this person's problems? What kind of website is this where people get kicks out making fun of other people?


I live with my mom Completely unbelievable with that Total Fark tag next to your name.
 
2010-06-07 8:24:18 PM  
Oh Gwyneth, you've let yourself go....

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2010-06-07 8:24:36 PM  

shanrick: What's the matter with you people? You make cruel comments about a persons looks? Did you ever think that maybe its people like you who caused this person's problems? What kind of website is this where people get kicks out making fun of other people?


Dare I say, "I see what you did there?"
 
2010-06-07 8:24:40 PM  
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?"
That's a yeti.
 
2010-06-07 8:24:46 PM  

AmazingRuss: Scary. It looks like she might have been pretty once.


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Once.
 
2010-06-07 8:25:33 PM  
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TO THE PAIN!

Oh, wait, I see you've already played that game. And lost.
 
2010-06-07 8:26:11 PM  
I couldn't even RTA because it was staring at me
 
2010-06-07 8:26:12 PM  

shanrick: What's the matter with you people? You make cruel comments about a persons looks? Did you ever think that maybe its people like you who caused this person's problems? What kind of website is this where people get kicks out making fun of other people?


+1- I see what you did there.
 
2010-06-07 8:26:56 PM  
Meth, go figure.
 
2010-06-07 8:28:22 PM  
Start the reactorrrr.
 
2010-06-07 8:28:25 PM  

razyjean: shanrick: What's the matter with you people? You make cruel comments about a persons looks? Did you ever think that maybe its people like you who caused this person's problems? What kind of website is this where people get kicks out making fun of other people?

I live with my mom Completely unbelievable with that Total Fark tag next to your name.


(Click on shanrick's profile.)
 
2010-06-07 8:29:14 PM  

shanrick: What's the matter with you people? You make cruel comments about a persons looks? Did you ever think that maybe its people like you who caused this person's problems? What kind of website is this where people get kicks out making fun of other people?


*Checks profile*

OMG WIN!
 
2010-06-07 8:29:33 PM  
JESUS CHRIST! IT'S A GOLGOTHAN! GET IN THE CAR!
 
2010-06-07 8:29:39 PM  
I hope those brave police offices got a couple days off to deal with the PTSD from this.
 
2010-06-07 8:30:04 PM  
I'd hit i....

No, no I wouldn't. I won't even say that in jest.
 
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