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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Man has his clock cleaned by a BBQ grill scraper, police say this is a rare occurrence   (suntimes.com) divider line
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2010-06-03 2:53:29 PM  
You're not cleaning my cock with a BBQ grill scraper, subby
 
2010-06-03 2:58:13 PM  

luckyeddie: You're not cleaning my cock with a BBQ grill scraper, subby


Only if your were really lucky...eddie
 
2010-06-03 3:59:03 PM  
Well done!
 
2010-06-03 4:00:03 PM  

luckyeddie: You're not cleaning my cock with a BBQ grill scraper, subby


With your luck, I would stay away from water and baths completely. You could drown.
 
2010-06-03 4:03:13 PM  
Poor Eddie already has to stay out of the bath because of the traction casts. The lucky part is spngebath time.
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Hawt like a wash cloth.
 
2010-06-03 4:05:00 PM  
Around here it's medium-rare.
 
2010-06-03 4:08:32 PM  
Apparently the five W's are a lost art with today's journalism...
 
2010-06-03 4:08:44 PM  
When I say propane is better by god you'd better agree with me or you get a grill scraper to the face!

- Hank Hill
 
2010-06-03 4:10:51 PM  

StrangeQ: Apparently the five W's are a lost art with today's journalism...


There's no such thing as journalism anymore and there hasn't been for at least 15 years. It's called "editorializing" now.
 
2010-06-03 4:12:05 PM  
I know I have no steak in this, but it sounds like this hot dog had a beef with his boss.

Too corny?
 
2010-06-03 4:12:11 PM  
A midget psychic escaped from the local jail.

Headline: "Small medium at large."
 
2010-06-03 4:12:53 PM  

docmattic: A midget psychic escaped from the local jail.

Headline: "Small medium at large."


LAME!
 
2010-06-03 4:16:18 PM  
I think we can all agree that if this shiat had gone down at Ted Nugent's Memorial Day BBQ they would have ended up eating the victim.
 
2010-06-03 4:17:45 PM  
Did the police grill the suspect in question?
 
2010-06-03 4:18:17 PM  
meathead
 
2010-06-03 4:19:07 PM  
FTFA - A northwest suburban man was ordered held on $45,000 bond after allegedly hitting his boss's cousin in the head with a barbecue grill scraper.


Guess who's getting fired?

/Would LOVE to know what lead up to these events.
 
2010-06-03 4:22:51 PM  

dr_iacovone: Did the police grill the suspect in question?


Yep - raked him over the coals.
 
2010-06-03 4:24:21 PM  
I bet his temper flared up!
 
2010-06-03 4:26:17 PM  
Who the hell would try to clean a clock with a grill scraper? What an inefficient implement. And just how dirty was this clock?

/dnrtfa
 
2010-06-03 4:27:10 PM  
Glad to see I wasn't the only one who read that as "Man has his cock cleaned by a BBQ Grill.."
 
2010-06-03 4:30:38 PM  

eddyatwork: When I say propane is better by god you'd better agree with me or you get a grill scraper to the face!

- Hank Hill

"I'm not saying gas grills are bad, but when the devil farts, it smells an awful lot like propane."


- Paul Kirk
 
2010-06-03 4:37:18 PM  
Suspect arrested in cinema thermometer stabbing, police say well done
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meme
 
2010-06-03 4:42:14 PM  
OMG WTF BBQ
 
2010-06-03 4:51:20 PM  
that's just grate
 
2010-06-03 5:03:55 PM  
Don't dare pester Judge Bruce Lester.
 
2010-06-03 5:05:13 PM  
Wonder if the charges will stick??
 
2010-06-03 5:18:38 PM  
Well done!
 
2010-06-03 5:19:53 PM  

Drakonas: Suspect arrested in cinema thermometer stabbing, police say well done
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meme


damnit!
 
2010-06-03 5:27:54 PM  

dr_iacovone: Did the police grill the suspect in question?


Yep. And he's getting fried.
 
2010-06-03 5:45:29 PM  
It was a Memorial Day BBQ, I'll bet he was sauced.
 
2010-06-03 6:10:27 PM  
They're just licking their chops, waiting to give him a decent ribbing at the jail. I bet it rubs him the wrong way. I'd steak my reputation on it.
 
2010-06-03 6:19:50 PM  

Clete Orris: They're just licking their chops, waiting to give him a decent ribbing at the jail. I bet it rubs him the wrong way. I'd steak my reputation on it.


I hear he's quite a brat. He'll be getting the wurst of any deal in jail.
 
2010-06-03 6:22:34 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Clete Orris: They're just licking their chops, waiting to give him a decent ribbing at the jail. I bet it rubs him the wrong way. I'd steak my reputation on it.

I hear he's quite a brat. He'll be getting the wurst of any deal in jail.


Only if he drops the soap.
 
2010-06-03 6:38:12 PM  

MorphOSX: Glad to see I wasn't the only one who read that as "Man has his cock cleaned by a BBQ Grill.."


hearty lul'z
 
2010-06-03 7:15:27 PM  
Ultimate pay per view match

Meat thermometer guy vs grill scraper man
 
2010-06-03 7:17:10 PM  
I clean my clock with a BBQ grill scraper every day, so I don't know what his problem is.....
 
2010-06-03 7:43:44 PM  
I'm hoping to get mine cleaned tonight, but not holding my breath.
 
2010-06-03 8:48:33 PM  

Nick Nostril: I'm hoping to get mine cleaned tonight, but not holding my breath.


spitter, huh?
 
2010-06-03 8:49:24 PM  
BBQ grill scrapers don't clean clocks, people clean clocks.
 
2010-06-03 10:48:23 PM  
But was it an assault BBQ grill scraper?
 
2010-06-04 6:42:17 AM  

MAYORBOB: But was it an assault BBQ grill scraper?


Grill scrapers don't kill people, people kill people!
 
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