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(Some Guy)   "A 40-year-old Kingston woman is facing criminal charges after she repeatedly slugged a male companion before staging an impromptu striptease for police officers." Hell yeah   (thewhig.com) divider line
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2010-05-31 3:27:34 PM  
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that this woman does not look anything like what you want her to look like, subby.
 
2010-05-31 3:30:19 PM  
The highly intoxicated, naked woman was arrested Saturday evening just after 7 p.m.

Drinking while the sun's out, never a good idea.
 
2010-05-31 3:48:02 PM  
Classy Lady
 
2010-05-31 3:49:25 PM  
You misspelled "Klingon," subby. No biggie, just makes the headline a little less comprehensible.
 
2010-05-31 3:50:00 PM  
Homecoming already?
 
2010-05-31 3:50:25 PM  
From TFA:


When an officer tried to intervene, the woman became irate and inexplicably began tearing off her clothes until she was buck naked, despite the officer's entreaties for her to stop the stripping.

The unclothed woman yelled at the officer for good measure.


That's... beautiful. Such writing doesn't oft appear in newspapers.
 
2010-05-31 3:52:01 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2010-05-31 3:52:06 PM  
Unless she looks like Diane Lane or any other "in my bunk" 40-something, I'll pass.
 
2010-05-31 3:52:11 PM  
Mom?
 
2010-05-31 3:53:07 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that this woman does not look anything like what you want her to look like, subby.


That'd be my guess too, but this thread is still useless without pics.
 
2010-05-31 3:56:07 PM  
Alas, Jamaica doesn't have the USA's blatant neglect of privacy, or someone would have tracked down her FB page by now.
 
2010-05-31 3:56:31 PM  
Oh that Techmom ;]
 
2010-05-31 3:59:54 PM  
Why is there no name in this damned story!
 
2010-05-31 4:00:19 PM  
I thought the headline said "A 40 year old Klingon woman..." and thought, well duh, that's how they let you know they're in the mood.
 
2010-05-31 4:01:07 PM  

ParaHandy: Alas, Jamaica doesn't have the USA's blatant neglect of privacy, or someone would have tracked down her FB page by now.


What about Kingston Ontario's privacy standards?
 
2010-05-31 4:07:28 PM  

ikggy: ParaHandy: Alas, Jamaica doesn't have the USA's blatant neglect of privacy, or someone would have tracked down her FB page by now.

What about Kingston Ontario's privacy standards?


It's not my fault none of the US states, including the dozen or so they call "provinces" up north, can think of their own place names :-)
 
2010-05-31 4:21:59 PM  
What, no "Kingston Sub-Standard" link? I'm disappointed in subby
 
2010-05-31 4:23:50 PM  
How is domestic violence 'cool'?
 
2010-05-31 4:24:14 PM  

ikggy: ParaHandy: Alas, Jamaica doesn't have the USA's blatant neglect of privacy, or someone would have tracked down her FB page by now.

What about Kingston Ontario's privacy standards?


Funny, but before looking at the article I assumed Kingston Jamaica as well...though I'm from Southern Ontario myself.

I remember seeing a news article when I lived in Toronto that when approached by police women from the Toronto Jamaican community would sometimes begin to disrobe so that the officers may back down, fearing a complaint.

I don't know if it was ever an effective tactic.
 
2010-05-31 4:28:32 PM  
Was red red wine involved?
 
2010-05-31 4:32:25 PM  
Hey, my hometown!

/I got nothin'.
//I swear it wasn't me in the article.
 
2010-05-31 4:41:11 PM  

Kejlina: Hey, my hometown!

/I got nothin'.
//I swear it wasn't me in the article.

That's right, because she did it for free.
 
2010-05-31 4:44:38 PM  
This has to be one of 40below's gems. Probably wrote the damn article too
 
2010-05-31 4:45:49 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that this woman does not look anything like what you want her to look like, subby.


Considering the line about the officer asking her to stop... I'm inclined to agree with you.
 
2010-05-31 4:45:52 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Kejlina: Hey, my hometown!

/I got nothin'.
//I swear it wasn't me in the article.
That's right, because she did it for free.


A gal's gotta get paid!
 
2010-05-31 4:50:32 PM  
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2010-05-31 4:51:21 PM  

Ghastly: I thought the headline said "A 40 year old Klingon woman..." and thought, well duh, that's how they let you know they're in the mood.


I read it as Klingon too and it certainly made more sense.
 
2010-05-31 4:53:45 PM  
My hometown makes Fark again, and for all the right reasons!

I'm just going to assume this is a 40below thread.
 
2010-05-31 5:04:38 PM  

Kejlina: Hey, my hometown!



Mine too!
 
2010-05-31 5:12:18 PM  
Let me hear ya say Roots, Toots, and Boots!
 
2010-05-31 5:31:37 PM  

Poopy MacPoop: You misspelled "Klingon," subby. No biggie, just makes the headline a little less comprehensible.


You know, at first I read that as "Klingon". Then I got to the part about the striptease and shuddered.

/"Human females are so repulsive!"
 
2010-05-31 5:52:50 PM  
When an officer tried to intervene, the woman became irate and inexplicably began tearing off her clothes until she was buck naked, despite the officer's entreaties for her to stop the stripping.

Buck naked
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and his bare bottom boys.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
2010-05-31 5:54:32 PM  

shadowself: Kejlina: Hey, my hometown!

Mine too!


Jesus, half of Fark lives here.
 
2010-05-31 6:18:59 PM  
wow, it's my hometown too!

go canada, fark you USA. we have drunk people too, naked ones to.. boooot.
 
2010-05-31 6:34:19 PM  
Kingston WHERE??

Coz, like, there's one across the river from me...
 
2010-05-31 6:36:20 PM  
I passed up this article several times because I thought it said "40 year old Klingon woman".
 
2010-05-31 6:37:30 PM  
All I could think about was Lursa or Betor naked. Too much for me.
 
2010-05-31 6:42:29 PM  

Stoker: All I could think about was Lursa or Betor naked. Too much for me.


I thought of Worf and Riker's exchange.

Riker: Is this your idea of sex?

Worf: This. IS. Sex.
 
2010-05-31 6:44:48 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: From TFA: The unclothed woman yelled at the officer for good measure.

That's... beautiful. Such writing doesn't oft appear in newspapers.


We're talking Canada here, where the citizenry are noted for their politeness...and where yelling at someone in public might be considered newsworthy.
 
2010-05-31 6:56:19 PM  
It is telling that the officers were unable to stop the woman before she had completed the strip tease.

She was hot.

If she was not, they would have used tasers long before she shed any clothing.
 
2010-05-31 7:13:33 PM  

Ghastly: Stoker: All I could think about was Lursa or Betor naked. Too much for me.

I thought of Worf and Riker's exchange.

Riker: Is this your idea of sex?

Worf: This. IS. Sex.


It was Geordi that said it actually. (new window)

/flying my nerd flag
 
2010-05-31 7:20:46 PM  
Hmmmm, maybe i should call her up. For $1000 i can find out what happened to her 62,000, and whether or not she actually won that prize.
 
2010-05-31 7:21:28 PM  
heh.. wrong story lol.
 
2010-05-31 7:27:29 PM  

Pro Zack: It is telling that the officers were unable to stop the woman before she had completed the strip tease.

She was hot.

If she was not, they would have used tasers long before she shed any clothing.


Ma'am, one more boob and I'm gonna taze you

*plop*

BZZZZT!
 
2010-05-31 7:40:02 PM  

Fark Griswald: Ghastly: Stoker: All I could think about was Lursa or Betor naked. Too much for me.

I thought of Worf and Riker's exchange.

Riker: Is this your idea of sex?

Worf: This. IS. Sex.

It was Geordi that said it actually. (new window)

/flying my nerd flag


I am shamed and need to be sexed by Klingons.
 
2010-05-31 7:43:03 PM  
Man, busy girl.
 
2010-05-31 7:54:32 PM  

RoboreR: shadowself: Kejlina: Hey, my hometown!

Mine too!

Jesus, half of Fark lives here.



I moved away. How many Kingston ad agencies do you know of?
 
2010-05-31 8:32:29 PM  

Poopy MacPoop: You misspelled "Klingon," subby. No biggie, just makes the headline a little less comprehensible.


Is it wrong that I also thought the headline said "Klingon" at first?
 
2010-05-31 8:44:32 PM  
I thought the headline said 40-year old Klingon woman. My mind is always in the Star Trek gutter.

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2010-05-31 8:48:30 PM  

some_beer_drinker: wow, it's my hometown too!

go canada, fark you USA. we have drunk people too, naked ones to.. boooot.


You say boot, we say boat, let's call the whole thing off.
 
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