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2010-05-31 2:14:00 PM  
I'm willing to bet there was something more at work there than "hallucinogenic mushrooms." No one I've ever seen on mushrooms was ever even the least bit violent. I can best describe them as "incredibly amused by and curious about the patterns."
 
2010-05-31 2:19:29 PM  
No time for love, Dr. Jones?
 
2010-05-31 2:20:56 PM  
Zoomers and religion are a dangerous mix.
 
2010-05-31 2:32:14 PM  
Kali Ma Shakti De!
 
2010-05-31 2:33:36 PM  

Skail: I'm willing to bet there was something more at work there than "hallucinogenic mushrooms." No one I've ever seen on mushrooms was ever even the least bit violent. I can best describe them as "incredibly amused by and curious about the patterns."


No shiat. I've never seen a mushroom trip go quite that badly. Violence is completely antithetical to the mushroom experience. That said, I've never seen someone quite this farked up on mushrooms, either.
 
2010-05-31 2:37:45 PM  
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/hot like that guy's heart
 
2010-05-31 2:37:52 PM  
That's extremely weird. Maybe it was mushroom/meth tea.
 
2010-05-31 2:39:23 PM  

dudemanbro: That's extremely weird. Maybe it was mushroom/meth tea.


The wife suggested PCP. I'm inclined to agree with that.
 
2010-05-31 2:39:55 PM  

dudemanbro: That's extremely weird. Maybe it was mushroom/meth tea.


More like 'roid rage that was set off by the 'shrooms.
 
2010-05-31 2:50:23 PM  
You call him Doctor Jones!
 
j4x
2010-05-31 3:03:59 PM  

Skail: ."


I've seen bad trips but I've never heard of one getting violent. I bet you he was on Datura, not mushrooms.
 
2010-05-31 3:08:30 PM  

j4x: Skail: ."

I've seen bad trips but I've never heard of one getting violent. I bet you he was on Datura, not mushrooms.


Amanita.
 
2010-05-31 3:10:09 PM  
I imagine this guy will get along just fine in prison.
 
2010-05-31 3:45:09 PM  
Tsk tsk, submitter. That could have so easily been a Mortal Kombat reference, what with the cage fighting and all.
 
2010-05-31 4:01:22 PM  
I know I know, GreenAdder, but it was a difficult decision. In the end I had to go with what scarred me more deeply as a child.

Feel free to finish me.
 
2010-05-31 4:37:23 PM  

j4x: Skail: ."

I've seen bad trips but I've never heard of one getting violent. I bet you he was on Datura, not mushrooms.


Yeah, never meant to suggest I haven't seen bad trips, before, but nothing even close to violence. More like temporary depression. But even those were always easily lightened up with a little intervention by a sober individual.
 
2010-05-31 4:52:52 PM  
Bali Mangthi Kali Ma.

Bali Mangthi Kali Ma!

Bali Mangthi Kali Ma!!!
 
2010-05-31 5:37:53 PM  
Nice try, Lao Che.
 
2010-05-31 5:38:35 PM  
HOLY FARK! Holy farking sh*t! That's messed up.
 
2010-05-31 5:39:12 PM  
The guy should have tapped sooner.
 
2010-05-31 5:40:54 PM  

unyon: Skail: I'm willing to bet there was something more at work there than "hallucinogenic mushrooms." No one I've ever seen on mushrooms was ever even the least bit violent. I can best describe them as "incredibly amused by and curious about the patterns."

No shiat. I've never seen a mushroom trip go quite that badly. Violence is completely antithetical to the mushroom experience. That said, I've never seen someone quite this farked up on mushrooms, either.


I came here to say this. I've had some gnarly trips, but this sounds like he's got other mental issues.
 
2010-05-31 5:41:36 PM  

Snapper Carr: The guy should have tapped sooner.


Jesus didn't tap.
 
2010-05-31 5:42:03 PM  
That is the second most messed up story I have ever read on Fark. I really didn't want to know that.
 
2010-05-31 5:42:42 PM  

Snapper Carr: The guy should have tapped sooner.


Jesus never tapped.
 
2010-05-31 5:43:34 PM  
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"Listen all! This is the truth of it. Fighting leads to killing, and killing gets to warring. And that was damn near the death of us all. Look at us now! Busted up, and everyone talking about hard rain! But we've learned, by the dust of them all... Bartertown learned. Now, when men get to fighting, it happens here! And it finishes here! Two men enter; one man leaves."

 
2010-05-31 5:43:46 PM  

j4x: Skail: ."

I've seen bad trips but I've never heard of one getting violent. I bet you he was on Datura, not mushrooms.



That's very true, Datura can f*ck you up. Or someone dosed his 'shrooms with some PCP. That stuff seems to result in people getting violent and naked, which is exactly what he did.

Drugs or no, he needs to go away for awhile. You can't do that to another human being and just get a stint at the psych ward.
 
2010-05-31 5:43:52 PM  

GreenAdder: Tsk tsk, submitter. That could have so easily been a Mortal Kombat reference, what with the cage fighting and all.


I think more of that scene in Indiana Jones than Mortal Kombat, but you do have a point.

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2010-05-31 5:43:57 PM  

nmrsnr: That is the second most messed up story I have ever read on Fark. I really didn't want to know that.



Daddy ate my eyeballs?
 
2010-05-31 5:44:03 PM  
Good to see this week-old story has finally been Greenlit.
 
2010-05-31 5:46:34 PM  

The Committee For Aesthetic Deletions: Snapper Carr: The guy should have tapped sooner.

Jesus didn't tap.


Jensaarai: Snapper Carr: The guy should have tapped sooner.

Jesus never tapped.


No, but he was pinned.


/Came for the "Kano wins....Fatality"
 
2010-05-31 5:46:45 PM  

BKITU: The wife suggested PCP. I'm inclined to agree with that.


Don't let your wife take PCP.
 
2010-05-31 5:47:43 PM  

simpsonfan: No insanity or drugs as defense should be allowed. If he didn't do it, let him go, if he did, execute him.


Drug intoxication doesn't excuse his actions but I doubt he deserves to die for it either.

You need to learn the concept of compassion.
 
2010-05-31 5:50:10 PM  

Jerseylina: nmrsnr: That is the second most messed up story I have ever read on Fark. I really didn't want to know that.


Daddy ate my eyeballs?


Oh man, I remember that story.
 
2010-05-31 5:50:20 PM  
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Not amused.
 
2010-05-31 5:50:33 PM  
Anything Goes, indeed.
 
2010-05-31 5:51:12 PM  
Everyone needs a hobby


/Nixon
 
2010-05-31 5:51:24 PM  

Ikahoshi: You need to learn the concept of compassion.


Compassion for someone who cuts the heart out of someone, while they are still alive? Don't think I have much to spare for that one myself.
 
2010-05-31 5:51:46 PM  

The Committee For Aesthetic Deletions: Snapper Carr: The guy should have tapped sooner.

Jesus didn't tap.


Damn, you beat me to it.

But now that I think about it, this was even more farked than it first seems. Based on the article, it sounds like the friend was tripping on shrooms/whatever else they were using at the time too. That probably made it extra horrifying.

Now, I'm no expert, but *ahem* sources tell me sometimes while tripping time can really slow down and moments can stretch out for a very long time... Here's hoping that *wasn't* what the poor bastard was experiencing at the time.
 
2010-05-31 5:52:14 PM  
Note to self: Never trip with rhoided up cage fighters.
 
2010-05-31 5:54:10 PM  

Donald_McRonald: Not amused.


Hey they could use that guy in the meme thread
 
2010-05-31 5:54:17 PM  
At a party in New Orleans several years ago a frined of mine chewed up the acid sheet which was floating in the punch and flipped out. He explained that there is an asshole at every party and the problem with that party is that there wasn't an asshole there. He decided that he had to be the asshole. He explained this to me very calmly, then pushed a chick who was puking in the bushes face down into her puke, insulted some steroid looking dudes who we didn't know, then ran off into the night in Midcity near the track. Within an hour he was arrested after climbing on people's houses and breaking off vent pipes, and smashing cars with the pipes. He jumped off the roof of a house, swinging a pipe at the NOPD, and was taken to Big Charity on suspicion of being on PCP (and for some well placed cuts and bruises).

Yeah, I've seen it go pretty far, but no one was burning other folks' organs while they were still alive.
 
2010-05-31 5:54:40 PM  

AmazingRuss: Note to self: Never trip with rhoided up cage fighters.


Yeah, they can never sit still.
 
2010-05-31 5:55:05 PM  
that was his finishing move
 
2010-05-31 5:57:27 PM  
PCP was my first guess. But shroomies? I don't know of any mushroom trip that would turn all "Daddy ate my eyes" like that.
 
2010-05-31 5:57:52 PM  
Om Namha Shivaye

Om Namha Shivaye

Om Namha Shivaye
 
2010-05-31 5:58:47 PM  
Imagine, just for a second, how terrifying it would be to die like this. Trapped in a room with a psychotic guy who has been training hard to pin down and injure people. Next imagine that while you're desperately trying to get away from this guy who has you completely overpowered, he then starts to slice bit out of you and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

That is one horrible way to die. That is the definition of terror. That is the stuff of a waking nightmare.
 
2010-05-31 5:58:49 PM  
That would make for a pretty good episode of Cops.
 
2010-05-31 5:58:58 PM  
That is the most twisted thing I have ever heard of. WTF was in his mind or in his blood stream. Ranks up there with Manson.
 
2010-05-31 5:59:08 PM  

Jerseylina: nmrsnr: That is the second most messed up story I have ever read on Fark. I really didn't want to know that.


Daddy ate my eyeballs?


Yup. Joseph Fritzl is now number 3.
 
2010-05-31 5:59:11 PM  

T-Boy: epic freaking story


I may have peed a little laughing at the puke part.
 
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