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2010-05-31 2:59:25 PM  
ended him. just take him out back and "old yeller" him.
 
2010-05-31 3:48:27 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2010-05-31 4:23:33 PM  
I wish my Mother could bong beers with me. Though my Dad would get upset.
 
2010-05-31 5:35:18 PM  
I wonder how that's gonna work out for him?
 
2010-05-31 5:37:27 PM  
Cut his phone lines. Problem solved.
 
2010-05-31 6:00:37 PM  
He could have stopped his mom's behavior right quick if the had threatened to take away her hash.
 
2010-05-31 6:02:19 PM  
Wow, just wow. He should DIAF. FAIL!
 
2010-05-31 6:02:40 PM  
why doesnt he just go buy more? oh....he's poor...fark him.
 
2010-05-31 6:03:29 PM  
FTA: A deputy charged him with making false 911 calls and took him to the jail in Land O'Lakes, where he remained Monday morning. His bail is $150.

Contact Drew Harwell at dh­ar­we­l­l­[nospam-﹫-backwards]semit­ps*com or (727) 869-6244.


OMG where to begin?!?!!?

Does anyone have $150 to spare?
 
2010-05-31 6:03:32 PM  
Would be cheaper just to stuff him into an alcohol abuse program.
 
2010-05-31 6:03:54 PM  

monkeyman3875: Cut his phone lines. Problem solved.


Where do you cut a cell phone line?
 
2010-05-31 6:04:22 PM  
I don't get the headline.
 
2010-05-31 6:04:40 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Wow, just wow. He should DIAF. FAIL!


THIS!
 
2010-05-31 6:06:37 PM  

davidphogan: monkeyman3875: Cut his phone lines. Problem solved.

Where do you cut a cell phone line?


right between his legs,

/insert darwinism here.
 
2010-05-31 6:06:54 PM  
Well, don't take a man's beer
 
2010-05-31 6:08:22 PM  
monkeyman3875
2010-05-31 05:37:27 PM

Cut his phone lines. Problem solved

****
Who has land-line anymore?

And, boy is he gonna get his balls busted at work this week. Ya kinda lose all cred when you've been crying about your mommy taking your beer and she won't give it back.
 
2010-05-31 6:13:00 PM  

howdoibegin: Would be cheaper just to stuff him into an alcohol abuse program.


those only work if they want help, the real solution is to kill addicts but then totalfark revenue would drop to zero.
 
2010-05-31 6:14:29 PM  

brightestfell: davidphogan: monkeyman3875: Cut his phone lines. Problem solved.

Where do you cut a cell phone line?

right between his legs,

/insert darwinism here.


I don't think you understood Darwin.
 
2010-05-31 6:15:20 PM  
Why are we approving of this woman stealing his property?
 
2010-05-31 6:16:17 PM  

95BV5: Why are we approving of this woman stealing his property?


we just dont care because he is poor and fat.
 
2010-05-31 6:22:52 PM  

haddie: brightestfell: davidphogan: monkeyman3875: Cut his phone lines. Problem solved.

Where do you cut a cell phone line?

right between his legs,

/insert darwinism here.

I don't think you understood Darwin.


sometimes you have to help him along that's all
 
2010-05-31 6:26:20 PM  

Cheesus: Kumana Wanalaia: Wow, just wow. He should DIAF. FAIL!

THIS!


FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
2010-05-31 6:27:26 PM  
Here's a picture of Rush Limbaugh.

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2010-05-31 6:32:55 PM  
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MOM!!!!!
 
2010-05-31 6:35:17 PM  
Thank God my mom drinks bourbon and doesn't care about my Budweiser.
 
2010-05-31 6:42:17 PM  
I'm not sure which is worse. Pasco or Polk?
 
2010-05-31 6:45:31 PM  
Woa. Sorry for the threadjack... the "This" thread is no longer safe for bandwidth.. I'll stay here for a bit..

/threadjack
 
2010-05-31 6:50:00 PM  
Land O'Lakes? Would that be butter-beer then?
 
2010-05-31 6:52:15 PM  

95BV5: Why are we approving of this woman stealing his property?


Why assume he bought the beer?
 
2010-05-31 6:54:14 PM  
I remember a story that caught my attention as a teenager working at a pizza place - an old lady called 911 eleven times because a restaurant (not ours) wouldn't deliver a pizza to her house. She was out of their delivery range. The 911 operators repeatedly told her to stop calling, but eventually the police had to go to her house, arrest her, and hold her overnight to stop her abuse of the emergency system.
 
2010-05-31 6:54:26 PM  

BigBooper: Cheesus: Kumana Wanalaia: Wow, just wow. He should DIAF. FAIL!

THIS!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


OMGLOLSTFU or UFIA
 
2010-05-31 6:57:08 PM  
Haha, both his name and address are Dennison. What are the odds?

/pretty good I guess
 
2010-05-31 6:57:58 PM  

Modified Cornstarch: Woa. Sorry for the threadjack... the "This" thread is no longer safe for bandwidth.. I'll stay here for a bit..

/threadjack


Go to your profile settings and set it to view 100 posts per page. I have a 10Mb cable connection and I was having issues clicking on threads with over 300 posts, no problems any more.
 
2010-05-31 7:00:24 PM  

95BV5: Why are we approving of this woman stealing his property?


Living in Mom's house means abiding by Mom's rules.
 
2010-05-31 7:02:16 PM  

skwerl: Modified Cornstarch: Woa. Sorry for the threadjack... the "This" thread is no longer safe for bandwidth.. I'll stay here for a bit..

/threadjack

Go to your profile settings and set it to view 100 posts per page. I have a 10Mb cable connection and I was having issues clicking on threads with over 300 posts, no problems any more.


THIS!

/i had to, i am so sorry...
 
2010-05-31 7:04:09 PM  
his arrest page... Link (new window)

with pics.
 
2010-05-31 7:06:54 PM  

davidphogan: monkeyman3875: Cut his phone lines. Problem solved.

Where do you cut a cell phone line?


Right across that little screen.
 
2010-05-31 7:08:19 PM  
DownDaRiver
monkeyman3875

Cut his phone lines. Problem solved

****
Who has land-line anymore?

And, boy is he gonna get his balls busted at work this week. Ya kinda lose all cred when you've been crying about your mommy taking your beer and she won't give it back.


You assume he has a job. I think he sleeps on the couch at mom's.
 
2010-05-31 7:11:22 PM  

try fect taa daa: his arrest page... Link (new window)

with pics.


I'll take a lo...What the hell is that thing? Is beer his precious?
 
2010-05-31 7:15:18 PM  
How do you get arrested for making "false 911 calls" if you indeed did call 911? Call it something else.
 
2010-05-31 7:23:03 PM  
Attention parents: if your kid is still living in your house after turning 30 it is time to land the helicopter. No, fark that, it is time to crash the helicopter into a building while jumping out on a skateboard with nunchucks swinging.
 
2010-05-31 7:25:40 PM  
fark the poor!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYqF_BtIwAU
 
2010-05-31 7:27:45 PM  

Funk Brothers: I wish my Mother could bong beers with me. Though my Dad would get upset.


Nah, yer Dad was cool with it...
 
2010-05-31 7:30:03 PM  
Men and beer. Wtf.
 
2010-05-31 7:31:32 PM  

Creedanze: Men and beer. Wtf.


New around here?

/By "here", I mean planet earth
 
2010-05-31 7:32:15 PM  
This many posts and nobody's commented yet on the fact that she was driving a lincoln navigator?

son, i am disappoint.
 
2010-05-31 7:32:58 PM  
never get between an american and his drug of choice.

it just should not be done.
 
2010-05-31 7:39:21 PM  
Assuming that the facts as reported are accurate, and that it was in fact HIS beer (not beer purchased by his Mom, which is this case seems equally as likely), then what exactly was "false" about his 911 call?
 
2010-05-31 7:41:18 PM  

Bovey: Assuming that the facts as reported are accurate, and that it was in fact HIS beer (not beer purchased by his Mom, which is this case seems equally as likely), then what exactly was "false" about his 911 call?


OH SNAP!!!!
 
2010-05-31 7:43:58 PM  
Remeber kids, call the police to report a crime, and you too might be arrested. So, what are you going to do if you brother steals you baseball?

That's right Kimmy, hit him with the bat until he gives the ball back. That's very creative. The police don't care about your problems.
 
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