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(AZCentral)   Vicente Fox to visit Bush to express support for war - offers all 3 tanks, cheap drugs, and hookers   ( divider line
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1586 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Oct 2001 at 12:00 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-04 12:08:27 AM  
He also pledged the country's entire supply of dashboard Jesuses.
2001-10-04 12:09:09 AM  
He also offers a 1985 Nissan Sentra with three spoke rims, and 10 million bean burritos for biological weapons research.
2001-10-04 12:13:33 AM  
No no no. Not bean burritos, he offers those
bacon-wapped hotdogs they sell in Tijuana.
If you've ever been there, you know what I'm
talking about.

If you haven't well they go down really great
after an all night bender south of the border.

Kind of like the White Castle of Mexico.
2001-10-04 12:15:07 AM  

Last time I checked, we didn't care.
2001-10-04 12:25:57 AM  
Come on Mex, surely you must care.
I mean you have to help us keep America
safe for all the illegal aliens that
cross the border.
2001-10-04 12:37:31 AM  
They really like Volkswagens in Mexico. Weirdos.
2001-10-04 12:42:28 AM  
Beware, their weaponry is highly advanced.

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2001-10-04 12:49:12 AM  
Just a question...PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME DOWN...But why is there a minority of Americans that do not appreciate the offers of support from other countries?Our countries may not have alot to offer but it does not mean we don't fact we do care very much about what them assholes done to america and their please be a bit more appreciative when help and support is offered...This is only meant for the MINORITY of american's ..the one's that always seem to have something horrible to say about smaller countries..I think it is great to see the support of all these countries at this time of need and I know if all these countries were to support my country if need be I would be ever so greatfull..
2001-10-04 12:52:34 AM  
Yeah I agree Ozzie_Pride. Mexico has pledged alot more support than some European countries.

You people actually think we the mexican people are breeding just for fun? We are systimatically taking over this country one baby at a time. Your daughters will have half white half mexican kids by 2020.

2001-10-04 12:54:46 AM  
At least Mexican people elected Prez. Fox not the Supreme Court. It was the first clean election in 70 yrs. but that is progress.
2001-10-04 01:24:28 AM  
And here come the "stop picking on other people" brigades....
2001-10-04 01:33:07 AM  
Does the Mexican military still have the technology it did in "The Wild Bunch" or is it just me?

And it's not that we don't appreciate the support from foreign entities, it's just that Americans are assholes and make fun of everybody. Don't worry,'re much higher up on the ladder than, say, Canada is. If you think you're getting it now, Canada geets it from us all the time.

Isn't that right, eh?
2001-10-04 02:51:06 AM  
By the way,any info on how much a fine Mexican hooker costs?Say,one with all her teeth,no moustache,and who doesn't have both Mr. Dilly and Mrs. Chacha down south?And I'm talking in freaking pesos here,folks.
2001-10-04 02:51:46 AM  
And none of those donkey show chicks either.
2001-10-04 02:59:41 AM  
WoodyTX:Maybe it is peeps like you that attribute to such misfortunes...I think you need a reality check..not everyone is against America so get down off your high horse and look at things the way they really are..there is enough shiat slinging and hate out there without your little you are the MINORITY that needs no help from anyone..I am so glad decent Americans are not all like you.
2001-10-04 03:07:55 AM  
Well said, Oz. I think it's just a sensitivity problem.

Remember, this is the internet, where ordinary rules of good taste and decency no longer apply.
2001-10-04 03:22:21 AM  
Hmm.. lets see.. a sarcastical remark on drugs.. coming from a country that is the world's biggest drug consumer..

Not to mention it is also the country with the more disgustingly obscene case of fat-asses in the whole world.

2001-10-04 04:49:48 AM  
we are fat because we're rich, muchache
2001-10-04 09:39:03 AM  
USA all the WAY!! Don't hate the playah, hate the game!
2001-10-04 09:39:33 AM  
I found that headline to be racist.
2001-10-04 10:28:09 AM  

No wonder they bombed you.
2001-10-04 10:31:23 AM  
Isn't Vincent Fox that creepy guy from the Simpsons episode where Marge and Lisa were putting together Egg-people and didn't have the feet?
2001-10-04 11:54:41 AM  
Why did only 300 Mexicans fight in the Alamo?

Thats all the could fit into one station wagon.
2001-10-04 12:12:11 PM  
Thank god for the cheap drugs and hookers! Now US troops will be too stoned and sexually satiated to go on their usual raping sprees.
2001-10-04 12:19:29 PM  
I think your confused Sugarlarry, you're thinking of the CANADIAN AIRBORNE soldiers, not U.S Troops. Dummy!
2001-10-04 12:25:05 PM  

NO! My Country is betta den your country! Thbbbbbbb!

Actually on a totally different note, I heard something kind of funny the other night. First, let me just say that Australians have the most advanced slag on the planet.

Canadians are know to Australians as Frozen Septics. Here is how they got to that;

Americans = Yanks
Yanks = Tanks
Tanks = Septic Tanks
Septic Tanks = Septics
Septics = Frozen Septics = Canadians

Go figure.
2001-10-04 06:06:44 PM  
WOW..I have learnt something new now..I am Australian and I have never heard the term FROZEN SEPTICS used to describe anyone?..where did that info come from?
2001-10-05 12:13:46 AM  
An Australian. Crazy eh?

Maybe it's a local thing for him? I think he was from Melborne
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